SOMETHING TO WORRY ABOUT

A girl stood on the shingle that fringes Millbourne Bay, gazing at the

red roofs of the little village across the water. She was a pretty

girl, small and trim. Just now some secret sorrow seemed to be

troubling her, for on her forehead were wrinkles and in her eyes a look

of wistfulness. She had, in fact, all the distinguishing marks of one

who is thinking of her sailor lover.

But she was not. She had no sailor lover. What she was thinking of was

that at about this time they would be lighting up the shop-windows in

London, and that of all the deadly, depressing spots she had ever

visited this village of Millbourne was the deadliest.

The evening shadows deepened. The incoming tide glistened oilily as it

rolled over the mud flats. She rose and shivered.

'Goo! What a hole!' she said, eyeing the unconscious village morosely.

'_What_ a hole!'

* * * * *

This was Sally Preston's first evening in Millbourne. She had arrived

by the afternoon train from London--not of her own free will. Left to

herself, she would not have come within sixty miles of the place.

London supplied all that she demanded from life. She had been born in

London; she had lived there ever since--she hoped to die there. She

liked fogs, motor-buses, noise, policemen, paper-boys, shops, taxi-cabs,

artificial light, stone pavements, houses in long, grey rows, mud,

banana-skins, and moving-picture exhibitions. Especially moving-picture

exhibitions. It was, indeed, her taste for these that had caused her

banishment to Millbourne.

The great public is not yet unanimous on the subject of moving-picture

exhibitions. Sally, as I have said, approved of them. Her father, on

the other hand, did not. An austere ex-butler, who let lodgings in

Ebury Street and preached on Sundays in Hyde Park, he looked askance

at the 'movies'. It was his boast that he had never been inside a

theatre in his life, and he classed cinema palaces with theatres as

wiles of the devil. Sally, suddenly unmasked as an habitual frequenter

of these abandoned places, sprang with one bound into prominence as

the Bad Girl of the Family. Instant removal from the range of

temptation being the only possible plan, it seemed to Mr Preston that

a trip to the country was indicated.

He selected Millbourne because he had been butler at the Hall there,

and because his sister Jane, who had been a parlour-maid at the

Rectory, was now married and living in the village.

Certainly he could not have chosen a more promising reformatory for

Sally. Here, if anywhere, might she forget the heady joys of the

cinema. Tucked away in the corner of its little bay, which an

accommodating island converts into a still lagoon, Millbourne lies

dozing. In all sleepy Hampshire there is no sleepier spot. It is a

place of calm-eyed men and drowsy dogs. Things crumble away and are not

replaced. Tradesmen book orders, and then lose interest and forget to

deliver the goods. Only centenarians die, and nobody worries about

anything--or did not until Sally came and gave them something to worry

about.

* * * * *

Next door to Sally's Aunt Jane, in a cosy little cottage with a

wonderful little garden, lived Thomas Kitchener, a large, grave,

self-sufficing young man, who, by sheer application to work, had

become already, though only twenty-five, second gardener at the Hall.

Gardening absorbed him. When he was not working at the Hall he was

working at home. On the morning following Sally's arrival, it being a

Thursday and his day off, he was crouching in a constrained attitude in

his garden, every fibre of his being concentrated on the interment of a

plump young bulb. Consequently, when a chunk of mud came sailing over

the fence, he did not notice it.

A second, however, compelled attention by bursting like a shell on the

back of his neck. He looked up, startled. Nobody was in sight. He was

puzzled. It could hardly be raining mud. Yet the alternative theory,

that someone in the next garden was throwing it, was hardly less

bizarre. The nature of his friendship with Sally's Aunt Jane and old

Mr Williams, her husband, was comfortable rather than rollicking. It

was inconceivable that they should be flinging clods at him.

As he stood wondering whether he should go to the fence and look over,

or simply accept the phenomenon as one of those things which no fellow

can understand, there popped up before him the head and shoulders of a

girl. Poised in her right hand was a third clod, which, seeing that

there was now no need for its services, she allowed to fall to the

ground.

'Halloa!' she said. 'Good morning.'

She was a pretty girl, small and trim. Tom was by way of being the

strong, silent man with a career to think of and no time for bothering

about girls, but he saw that. There was, moreover, a certain alertness

in her expression rarely found in the feminine population of

Millbourne, who were apt to be slightly bovine.

'What do you think _you're_ messing about at?' she said, affably.

Tom was a slow-minded young man, who liked to have his thoughts well

under control before he spoke. He was not one of your gay rattlers.

Besides, there was something about this girl which confused him to an

extraordinary extent. He was conscious of new and strange emotions. He

stood staring silently.

'What's your name, anyway?'

He could answer that. He did so.

'Oh! Mine's Sally Preston. Mrs Williams is my aunt. I've come from

London.'

Tom had no remarks to make about London.

'Have you lived here all your life?'

'Yes,' said Tom.

'My goodness! Don't you ever feel fed up? Don't you want a change?'

Tom considered the point.

'No,' he said.

'Well, _I_ do. I want one now.'

'It's a nice place,' hazarded Tom.

'It's nothing of the sort. It's the beastliest hole in existence. It's

absolutely chronic. Perhaps you wonder why I'm here. Don't think I

_wanted_ to come here. Not me! I was sent. It was like this.' She

gave him a rapid summary of her troubles. 'There! Don't you call it a

bit thick?' she concluded.

Tom considered this point, too.

'You must make the best of it,' he said, at length.

'I won't! I'll make father take me back.'

Tom considered this point also. Rarely, if ever, had he been given so

many things to think about in one morning.

'How?' he inquired, at length.

'I don't know. I'll find some way. You see if I don't. I'll get away

from here jolly quick, I give you _my_ word.'

Tom bent low over a rose-bush. His face was hidden, but the brown of

his neck seemed to take on a richer hue, and his ears were undeniably

crimson. His feet moved restlessly, and from his unseen mouth there

proceeded the first gallant speech his lips had ever framed. Merely

considered as a speech, it was, perhaps, nothing wonderful; but from

Tom it was a miracle of chivalry and polish.

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