1. [IBM: prob. from Frank Zappa's `Suzy Creamcheese'] n. A
coder straight out of training school who knows everything except
the value of comments in plain English. Also (fashionable among
personkind wishing to avoid accusations of sexism) `Sammy Cobol'
or (in some non-IBM circles) `Cobol Charlie'. 2. [proposed]
Meta-name for any code
grinder, analogous to J. Random Hacker.