Oracle, the

The all-knowing, all-wise Internet Oracle

_rec.humor.oracle_), or one of the foreign language

derivatives of same. Newbies frequently confuse the Oracle with

Oracle, a database vendor. As a result, the unmoderated

_rec.humor.oracle.d_ is frequently crossposted to by the

clueless, looking for advice on SQL. As more than one person has

said in similar situations, "Don't people bother to look at the

newsgroup description line anymore?" (To which the standard

response is, "Did people ever read it in the first place?")

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