Objectionable-C n.
Hackish take on "Objective-C", the name of an object-oriented
dialect of C in competition with the better-known C++ (it is used
to write native applications on the NeXT machine).
Objectionable-C uses a Smalltalk-like syntax, but lacks the
flexibility of Smalltalk method calls, and (like many such
efforts) comes frustratingly close to attaining the Right Thing without actually doing
so.