gorets /gor'ets/ n.
The unknown ur-noun, fill in your own meaning. Found esp. on
the Usenet newsgroup _alt.gorets_, which seems to be a
running contest to redefine the word by implication in the
funniest and most peculiar way, with the understanding that no
definition is ever final. [A correspondent from the Former Soviet
Union informs me that `gorets' is Russian for `mountain dweller'.
Another from France informs me that `goret' is archaic French for
a young pig --ESR] Compare frink.
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gorilla arm n.
The side-effect that destroyed touch-screens as a mainstream
input technology despite a promising start in the early 1980s. It
seems the designers of all those spiffy touch-menu systems failed to notice that
humans aren't designed to hold their arms in front of their faces
making small motions. After more than a very few selections, the
arm begins to feel sore, cramped, and oversized -- the operator
looks like a gorilla while using the touch screen and feels like
one afterwards. This is now considered a classic cautionary tale
to human-factors designers; "Remember the gorilla arm!" is
shorthand for "How is this going to fly in real
use?".