candygrammar n.
A programming-language grammar that is mostly syntactic sugar; the term is also a
play on `candygram'. COBOL, Apple's
Hypertalk language, and a lot of the so-called `4GL' database
languages share this property. The usual intent of such designs
is that they be as English-like as possible, on the theory that
they will then be easier for unskilled people to program. This
intention comes to grief on the reality that syntax isn't what
makes programming hard; it's the mental effort and organization
required to specify an algorithm precisely that costs. Thus the
invariable result is that `candygrammar' languages are just as
difficult to program in as terser ones, and far more painful for
the experienced hacker.
[The overtones from the old Chevy Chase skit on Saturday Night
Live should not be overlooked. This was a "Jaws" parody. Someone
lurking outside an apartment door tries all kinds of bogus ways
to get the occupant to open up, while ominous music plays in the
background. The last attempt is a half-hearted "Candygram!" When
the door is opened, a shark bursts in and chomps the poor
occupant. [There is a similar gag in "Blazing Saddles" --ESR]
There is a moral here for those attracted to candygrammars. Note
that, in many circles, pretty much the same ones who remember
Monty Python sketches, all it takes is the word "Candygram!",
suitably timed, to get people rolling on the floor. -- GLS]