CHAPTER XXXI.

Pao-yü allows the girl Ch'ing Wen to tear his fan so as to afford her

amusement.

A wedding proves to be the result of the descent of a unicorn.

But to proceed. When she saw on the floor the blood, she had brought

up, Hsi Jen immediately grew partly cold. What she had often heard

people mention in past days 'that the lives of young people, who

expectorate blood, are uncertain, and that although they may live long,

they are, after all, mere wrecks,' flashed through her mind. The

remembrance of this saying at once completely scattered to the winds

the wish, she had all along cherished, of striving for honour and of

being able to boast of glory; and from her eyes unwittingly ran down

streams of tears.

When Pao-yü saw her crying, his heart was seized with anguish. "What's

it that preys on your mind?" he consequently asked her.

Hsi Jen strained every nerve to smile. "There's no rhyme or reason for

anything," she replied, "so what can it be?"

Pao-yü's intention was to there and then give orders to the servant to

warm some white wine and to ask them for a few 'Li-T'ung' pills

compounded with goat's blood, but Hsi Jen clasped his hand tight. "My

troubling you is of no matter," she smiled, "but were I to put ever so

many people to inconvenience, they'll bear me a grudge for my

impudence. Not a soul, it's clear enough, knows anything about it now,

but were you to make such a bustle as to bring it to people's notice,

you'll be in an awkward fix, and so will I. The proper thing,

therefore, is for you to send a page to-morrow to request Dr. Wang to

prepare some medicine for me. When I take this I shall be all right.

And as neither any human being nor spirit will thus get wind of it,

won't it be better?"

Pao-yü found her suggestion so full of reason that he thought himself

obliged to abandon his purpose; so approaching the table, he poured a

cup of tea, and came over and gave it to Hsi Jen to rinse her mouth

with. Aware, however, as Hsi Jen was that Pao-yü himself was not

feeling at ease in his mind, she was on the point of bidding him not

wait upon her; but convinced that he would once more be certain not to

accede to her wishes, and that the others would, in the second place,

have to be disturbed, she deemed it expedient to humour him. Leaning on

the couch, she consequently allowed Pao-yü to come and attend to her.

As soon as the fifth watch struck, Pao-yü, unmindful of combing or

washing, hastily put on his clothes and left the room; and sending for

Wang Chi-jen, he personally questioned him with all minuteness about

her ailment.

Wang Chi-jen asked how it had come about. "It's simply a bruise;

nothing more," (he said), and forthwith he gave him the names of some

pills and medicines, and told him how they were to be taken, and how

they were to be applied.

Pao-yü committed every detail to memory, and on his return into the

garden, the treatment was, needless for us to explain, taken in hand in

strict compliance with the directions.

This was the day of the dragon-boat festival. Cat-tail and artemisia

were put over the doors. Tiger charms were suspended on every back. At

noon, Madame Wang got a banquet ready, and to this midday feast, she

invited the mother, daughter and the rest of the members of the Hsüeh

household.

Pao-yü noticed that Pao-ch'ai was in such low spirits that she would

not even speak to him, and concluded that the reason was to be sought

in the incident of the previous day. Madame Wang seeing Pao-yü in a

sullen humour jumped at the surmise that it must be due to Chin

Ch'uan's affair of the day before; and so ill at ease did she feel that

she heeded him less than ever. Lin Tai-yü, detected Pao-yü's apathy,

and presumed that he was out of sorts for having given umbrage to

Pao-ch'ai, and her manner likewise assumed a listless air. Lady Feng

had, in the course of the previous evening, been told by Madame Wang

what had taken place between Pao-yü and Chin Ch'uan, and when she came

to know that Madame Wang was in an unhappy frame of mind she herself

did not venture to chat or laugh, but at once regulated her behaviour

to suit Madame Wang's mood. So the lack of animation became more than

ever perceptible; for the good cheer of Ying Ch'un and her sisters was

also damped by the sight of all of them down in the mouth. The natural

consequence therefore was that they all left after a very short stay.

Lin Tai-yü had a natural predilection for retirement. She did not care

for social gatherings. Her notions, however, were not entirely devoid

of reason. She maintained that people who gathered together must soon

part; that when they came together, they were full of rejoicing, but

did they not feel lonely when they broke up? That since this sense of

loneliness gave rise to chagrin, it was consequently preferable not to

have any gatherings. That flowers afforded an apt example. When they

opened, they won people's admiration; but when they faded, they added

to the feeling of vexation; so that better were it if they did not

blossom at all! To this cause therefore must be assigned the fact that

when other people were glad, she, on the contrary, felt unhappy.

Pao-yü's disposition was such that he simply yearned for frequent

gatherings, and looked forward with sorrow to the breaking up which

must too soon come round. As for flowers, he wished them to bloom

repeatedly and was haunted with the dread of their dying in a little

time. Yet albeit manifold anguish fell to his share when banquets drew

to a close and flowers began to fade, he had no alternative but to

practice resignation.

On this account was it that, when the company cheerlessly broke up from

the present feast, Lin Tai-yü did not mind the separation; and that

Pao-yü experienced such melancholy and depression, that, on his return

to his apartments, he gave way to deep groans and frequent sighs.

Ch'ing Wen, as it happened, came to the upper quarters to change her

costume. In an unguarded moment, she let her fan slip out of her hand

and drop on the ground. As it fell, the bones were snapped. "You stupid

thing!" Pao-yü exclaimed, sighing, "what a dunce! what next will you be

up to by and bye? When, in a little time, you get married and have a

home of your own, will you, forsooth, still go on in this

happy-go-lucky careless sort of way?"

"Master Secundus," replied Ch'ing Wen with a sardonic smile, "your

temper is of late dreadfully fiery, and time and again it leaks out on

your very face! The other day you even beat Hsi Jen and here you are

again now finding fault with us! If you feel disposed to kick or strike

us, you are at liberty, Sir, to do so at your pleasure; but for a fan

to slip on the ground is an everyday occurrence! How many of those

crystal jars and cornelian bowls were smashed the other time, I don't

remember, and yet you were not seen to fly into a tantrum; and now, for

a fan do you distress yourself so? What's the use of it? If you dislike

us, well pack us off and select some good girls to serve you, and we

will quietly go away. Won't this be better?"

This rejoinder so exasperated Pao-yü that his whole frame trembled

violently. "You needn't be in a hurry!" he then shouted. "There will be

a day of parting by and bye."

Hsi Jen was on the other side, and from an early period she listened to

the conversation between them. Hurriedly crossing over, "what are you

up to again?" she said to Pao-yü, "why, there's nothing to put your

monkey up! I'm perfectly right in my assertion that when I'm away for

any length of time, something is sure to happen."

Ch'ing Wen heard these remarks. "Sister," she interposed smiling

ironically, "since you've got the gift of the gab, you should have come

at once; you would then have spared your master his fit of anger. It's

you who have from bygone days up to the present waited upon master;

we've never had anything to do with attending on him; and it's because

you've served him so faithfully that he repaid you yesterday with a

kick on the stomach. But who knows what punishment mayn't be in store

for us, who aren't fit to wait upon him decently!"

At these insinuations, Hsi Jen felt both incensed and ashamed. She was

about to make some response but Pao-yü had worked himself into such

another passion as to get quite yellow in the face, and she was obliged

to rein in her temper. Pushing Ch'ing Wen, "Dear sister," she cried,

"you had better be off for a stroll! it's really we, who are to blame!"

The very mention of the word "we" made it certain to Ch'ing Wen that

she implied herself and Pao-yü, and thus unawares more fuel was added

again to her jealous notions. Giving way to several loud smiles, full

of irony: "I can't make out," she insinuated, "who you may mean. But

don't make me blush on your account! Even those devilish pranks of

yours can't hoodwink me! How and why is it that you've started styling

yourself as 'we?' Properly speaking, you haven't as yet so much as

attained the designation of 'Miss!' You're simply no better than I am,

and how is it then that you presume so high as to call yourself 'we.'"

Hsi Jen's face grew purple from shame. "The fact is," she reflected,

"that I've said more than I should."

"As one and all of you are ever bearing her malice," Pao-yü

simultaneously observed, "I'll actually raise her to-morrow to a higher

status!"

Hsi Jen quickly snatched Pao-yü's hand. "She's a stupid girl," she

said, "what's the use of arguing with her? What's more, you've so far

borne with them and overlooked ever, so many other things more grievous

than this; and what are you up to to-day?"

"If I'm really a stupid girl," repeated Ch'ing Wen, smiling

sarcastically, "am I a fit person for you to hold converse with? Why,

I'm purely and simply a slave-girl; that's all."

"Are you, after all," cried Hsi Jen, at these words, "bickering with

me, or with Master Secundus? If you bear me a grudge, you'd better then

address your remarks to me alone; albeit it isn't right that you should

kick up such a hullaballoo in the presence of Mr. Secundus. But if you

have a spite against Mr. Secundus, you shouldn't be shouting so

boisterously as to make thousands of people know all about it! I came

in, a few minutes back, merely for the purpose of setting matters

right, and of urging you to make up your quarrels so that we should all

be on the safe side; and here I have the unlucky fate of being set upon

by you, Miss! Yet you neither seem to be angry with me, nor with Mr.

Secundus! But armed _cap-à-pie_ as you appear to be, what is your

ultimate design? I won't utter another word, but let you have your

say!"

While she spoke, she was hurriedly wending her way out.

"You needn't raise your dander." Pao-yü remarked to Ch'ing Wen. "I've

guessed the secret of your heart, so I'll go and tell mother that as

you've also attained a certain age, she should send you away. Will this

please you, yes or no?"

This allusion made Ch'ing Wen unwittingly feel again wounded at heart.

She tried to conceal her tears. "Why should I go away?" she asked. "If

even you be so prejudiced against me as to try and devise means to pack

me off, you won't succeed."

"I never saw such brawling!" Pao-yü exclaimed. "You're certainly bent

upon going! I might as well therefore let mother know so as to bundle

you off!"

While addressing her, he rose to his feet and was intent upon trudging

off at once. Hsi Jen lost no time in turning round and impeding his

progress. "Where are you off to?" she cried.

"I'm going to tell mother," answered Pao-yü.

"It's no use whatever!" Hsi Jen smiled, "you may be in real earnest to

go and tell her, but aren't you afraid of putting her to shame? If even

she positively means to leave, you can very well wait until you two

have got over this bad blood. And when everything is past and gone, it

won't be any too late for you to explain, in the course of

conversation, the whole case to our lady, your mother. But if you now

go in hot haste and tell her, as if the matter were an urgent one,

won't you be the means of making our mistress give way to suspicion?"

"My mother," demurred Pao-yü, "is sure not to entertain any suspicions,

as all I will explain to her is that she insists upon leaving."

"When did I ever insist upon going?" sobbed Ch'ing Wen. "You fly into a

rage, and then you have recourse to threats to intimidate me. But

you're at liberty to go and say anything you like; for as I'll knock my

brains out against the wall, I won't get alive out of this door."

"This is, indeed, strange!" exclaimed Pao-yü. "If you won't go, what's

the good of all this fuss? I can't stand this bawling, so it will be a

riddance if you would get out of the way!"

Saying this, he was resolved upon going to report the matter. Hsi Jen

found herself powerless to dissuade him. She had in consequence no

other resource but to fall on her knees.

Pi Hen, Ch'iu Wen, She Yüeh and the rest of the waiting-maids had

realised what a serious aspect the dispute had assumed, and not a sound

was to be heard to fall from their lips. They remained standing outside

listening to what was going on. When they now overheard Hsi Jen making

solicitous entreaties on her knees, they rushed into the apartment in a

body; and with one consent they prostrated themselves on the floor.

Pao-yü at once pulled Hsi Jen up. Then with a sigh, he took a seat on

the bed. "Get up," he shouted to the body of girls, "and clear out!

What would you have me do?" he asked, addressing himself to Hsi Jen.

"This heart of mine has been rent to pieces, and no one has any idea

about it!"

While speaking, tears of a sudden rolled down his cheek. At the sight

of Pao-yü weeping, Hsi Jen also melted into a fit of crying. Ch'ing Wen

was standing by them, with watery eyes. She was on the point of

reasoning with them, when espying Lin Tai-yü step into the room, she

speedily walked out.

"On a grand holiday like this," remonstrated Lin Tai-yü smiling, "how

is it that you're snivelling away, and all for nothing? Is it likely

that high words have resulted all through that 'dumpling' contest?"

Pao-yü and Lin Tai-yü blurted out laughing.

"You don't tell me, cousin Secundus," Lin Tai-yü put in, "but I know

all about it, even though I have asked no questions."

Now she spoke, and now she patted Hsi Jen on the shoulder. "My dear

sister-in-law," she smiled, "just you tell me! It must surely be that

you two have had a quarrel. Confide in me, your cousin, so that I might

reconcile you."

"Miss Lin," rejoined Hsi Jen, pushing her off, "what are you fussing

about? I am simply one of our servant-girls; you're therefore rather

erratic in your talk!"

"You say that you're only a servant-girl," smilingly replied Tai-yü,

"and yet I treat you like a sister-in-law."

"Why do you," Pao-yü chimed in, "give her this abusive epithet? But

however much she may make allowance for this, can she, when there are

so many others who tell idle tales on her account, put up with your

coming and telling her all you've said?"

"Miss Lin," smiled Hsi Jen, "you're not aware of the purpose of my

heart. Unless my breath fails and I die, I shall continue in his

service."

"If you die," remarked Lin Tai-yü smiling, "what will others do, I

wonder? As for me, I shall be the first to die from crying."

"Were you to die," added Pao-yü laughingly, "I shall become a bonze."

"You'd better be a little more sober-minded!" laughed Hsi Jen. "What's

the good of coming out with all these things?"

Lin Tai-yü put out two of her fingers, and puckered up her lips. "Up to

this," she laughed, "he's become a bonze twice. Henceforward, I'll try

and remember how many times you make up your mind to become a Buddhist

priest!"

This reminded Pao-yü that she was referring to a remark he had made on

a previous occasion, but smiling to himself, he allowed the matter to

drop.

After a short interval, Lin Tai-yü went away. A servant then came to

announce that Mr. Hsüeh wanted to see him, and Pao-yü had to go. The

purpose of this visit was in fact to invite him to a banquet, and as he

could not very well put forward any excuse to refuse, he had to remain

till the end of the feast before he was able to take his leave. The

result was that, on his return, in the evening, he was to a great

extent under the effect of wine. With bustling step, he wended his way

into his own court. Here he perceived that the cool couch with a back

to it, had already been placed in the yard, and that there was some one

asleep on it. Prompted by the conviction that it must be Hsi Jen,

Pao-yü seated himself on the edge of the couch. As he did so, he gave

her a push, and inquired whether her sore place was any better. But

thereupon he saw the occupant turn herself round, and exclaim: "What do

you come again to irritate me for?"

Pao-yü, at a glance, realised that it was not Hsi Jen, but Ch'ing Wen.

Pao-yü then clutched her and compelled her to sit next to him. "Your

disposition," he smiled, "has been more and more spoilt through

indulgence. When you let the fan drop this morning, I simply made one

or two remarks, and out you came with that long rigmarole. Had you gone

for me it wouldn't have mattered; but you also dragged in Hsi Jen, who

only interfered with every good intention of inducing us to make it up

again. But, ponder now, ought you to have done it; yes or no?"

"With this intense heat," remonstrated Ch'ing Wen, "why do you pull me

and toss me about? Should any people see you, what will they think? But

this person of mine isn't meet to be seated in here."

"Since you yourself know that it isn't meet," replied Pao-yü with a

smile, "why then were you sleeping here?"

To this taunt Ch'ing Wen had nothing to say. But she spurted out into

fresh laughter. "It was all right," she retorted, "during your absence;

but the moment you come, it isn't meet for me to stay! Get up and let

me go and have my bath. Hsi Jen and She Yüeh have both had theirs, so

I'll call them here!"

"I've just had again a good deal of wine," remarked Pao-yü, laughingly;

"so a wash will be good for me. And since you've not had your bath, you

had better bring the water and let's both have it together."

"No, no!" smiled Ch'ing Wen, waving her hand, "I cannot presume to put

you to any trouble, Sir. I still remember how when Pi Hen used to look

after your bath you occupied fully two or three hours. What you were up

to during that time we never knew. We could not very well walk in. When

you had however done washing, and we entered your room, we found the

floor so covered with water that the legs of the bed were soaking and

the matting itself a regular pool. Nor could we make out what kind of

washing you'd been having; and for days afterwards we had a laugh over

it. But I've neither any time to get the water ready; nor do I see the

need for you to have a wash along with me. Besides, to-day it's chilly,

and as you've had a bath only a little while back, you can very well

just now dispense with one. But I'll draw a basin of water for you to

wash your face, and to shampoo your head with. Not long ago, Yüan Yang

sent you a few fruits; they were put in that crystal bowl, so you'd

better tell them to bring them to you to taste."

"Well, in that case." laughed Pao-yü, "you needn't also have a bath.

Just simply wash your hands, and bring the fruit and let's have some

together."

"I'm so shaky," smiled Ch'ing Wen "that even fans slip out of my hands,

and how could I fetch the fruit for you. Were I also to break the dish,

it will be still more dreadful!"

"If you want to break it, break it!" smiled Pao-yü. "These things are

only intended for general use. You like this thing; I fancy that; our

respective tastes are not identical. The original use of that fan, for

instance, was to fan one's self with; but if you chose to break it for

fun, you were quite at liberty to do so. The only thing is, when you

get angry don't make it the means of giving vent to your temper! Just

like those salvers. They are really meant for serving things in. But if

you fancy that kind of sound, then deliberately smash them, that will

be all right. But don't, when you are in high dudgeon avail yourself of

them to air your resentment! That's what one would call having a fancy

for a thing!"

Ch'ing Wen greeted his words with a smile.

"Since that be so," she said, "bring me your fan and let me tear it.

What most takes my fancy is tearing!"

Upon hearing this Pao-yü smilingly handed it to her. Ch'ing Wen, in

point of fact, took it over, and with a crash she rent it in two. Close

upon this, the sound of crash upon crash became audible.

Pao-yü was standing next to her. "How nice the noise is!" he laughed.

"Tear it again and make it sound a little more!"

But while he spoke, She Yüeh was seen to walk in. "Don't," she smiled,

"be up to so much mischief!" Pao-yü, however, went up to her and

snatching her fan also from her hand, he gave it to Ch'ing Wen. Ch'ing

Wen took it and there and then likewise broke it in two. Both he and

she then had a hearty laugh.

"What do you call this?" She Yüeh expostulated. "Do you take my

property and make it the means of distracting yourselves!"

"Open the fan-box," shouted Pao-yü, "and choose one and take it away!

What, are they such fine things!"

"In that case," ventured She Yüeh, "fetch the fans and let her break as

many as she can. Won't that be nice!"

"Go and bring them at once!" Pao-yü laughed.

"I won't be up to any such tomfoolery!" She Yüeh demurred. "She hasn't

snapped her hands, so bid her go herself and fetch them!"

"I'm feeling tired," interposed Ch'ing Wen, as she laughingly leant on

the bed. "I'll therefore tear some more to-morrow again."

"An old writer says," added Pao-yü with a smile, "'that a thousand

ounces of gold cannot purchase a single laugh'! What can a few fans

cost?"

After moralising, he went on to call Hsi Jen. Hsi Jen had just finished

the necessary change in her dress so she stepped in; and a young

servant-girl, Chiao Hui, crossed over and picked up the broken fans.

Then they all sat and enjoyed the cool breeze. But we can well dispense

with launching into any minute details.

On the morrow, noon found Madame Wang, Hsüeh Pao-ch'ai, Lin Tai-yü, and

the rest of the young ladies congregated in dowager lady Chia's suite

of rooms. Some one then brought the news that: "Miss Shih had arrived."

In a little time they perceived Shih Hsiang-yun make her appearance in

the court, at the head of a bevy of waiting-maids and married women.

Pao-ch'ai, Tai-yu and her other cousins, quickly ran down the steps to

meet her and exchange greetings. But with what fervour girls of tender

years re-unite some day after a separation of months need not, of

course, be explained. Presently, she entered the apartments, paid her

respects and inquired how they all were. But after this conventional

interchange of salutations, old lady Chia pressed her to take off her

outer garments as the weather was so close. Shih Hsiang-yün lost no

time in rising to her feet and loosening her clothes. "I don't see

why," Madame Wang thereupon smiled, "you wear all these things!'

"It's entirely at aunt Secunda's bidding," retorted Shih Hsiang-yün,

"that I put them on. Why, would any one of her own accord wear so many

things!"

"Aunt," interposed Pao-ch'ai, who stood by, with a smile, "you're not

aware that what most delights her in the matter of dress is to don

other people's clothes! Yes, I remember how, during her stay here in

the third and fourth moons of last year, she used to wear cousin Pao's

pelisses. She even put on his shoes, and attached his frontlets as well

round her head. At a casual glance, she looked the very image of cousin

Pao; what was superfluous was that pair of earrings of hers. As she

stood at the back of that chair she so thoroughly took in our venerable

ancestor that she kept on shouting: 'Pao-yü, come over! Mind the

tassels suspended on that lamp; for if you shake the dust off, it may

get into your eyes!' But all she did was to laugh; she did not budge;

and it was only after every one found it hard to keep their countenance

that our worthy senior also started laughing. 'You do look well in male

habiliments!' she said to her."

"What about that!" cried Lin Tai-yü, "why, she had scarcely been here

with us a couple of days in the first moon of last year, when we sent

and fetched her, that we had a fall of snow. You, venerable senior, and

her maternal aunt had on that day, I remember so well, just returned

from worshipping the images of our ancestors, and a brand-new deep red

felt wrapper of yours, dear grandmother, had been lying over there,

when suddenly it disappeared. But, lo, she it was who had put it on!

Being, however, too large and too long for her, she took a couple of

handkerchiefs, and fastened them round her waist. She was then trudging

into the back court with the servant-girls to make snow men when she

tripped and fell flat in front of the drain, and got covered all over

with mud."

As she narrated this incident, every one recalled the circumstances to

mind, and had a good laugh.

"Dame Chou," Pao-ch'ai smilingly inquired of nurse Chou, "is your young

lady always as fond of pranks as ever or not?"

Nurse Chou then also gave a laugh.

"Pranks are nothing," Ying Ch'un smiled. "What I do detest is her

fondness for tittle-tattle! I've never seen any one who, even when

asleep, goes on chatter-chatter; now laughing, and now talking, as she

does. Nor can I make out where she gets all those idle yarns of hers."

"I think she's better of late," interposed Madame Wang. "The other day

some party or other came and they met; so she's to have a mother-in-law

very soon; and can she still be comporting herself like that!"

"Are you going to stay to-day," dowager lady Chia then asked, "or going

back home?"

Nurse Chou smiled. "Your venerable ladyship has not seen what an amount

of clothes we've brought," she replied. "We mean, of course, to stay a

couple of days."

"Is cousin Pao-yü not at home?" inquired Hsiang-yün."

"There she's again! She doesn't think of others," remarked Pao-ch'ai

smiling significantly. "She only thinks of her cousin Pao-yü. They're

both so fond of larks! This proves that she hasn't yet got rid of that

spirit of mischief."

"You're all now grown up," observed old lady Chia; "and you shouldn't

allude to infant names."

But while she was chiding them, they noticed Pao-yü arrive.

"Cousin Yün, have you come?" he smiled. "How is it that you wouldn't

come the other day when some one was despatched to fetch you?"

"It's only a few minutes," Madame Wang said, "since our venerable

senior called that one to task, and now here he comes and refers to

names and surnames!"

"Your cousin Pao," ventured Lin Tai-yü, "has something good, which he

has been waiting to give you."

"What good thing is it?" asked Hsiang-yün.

"Do you believe what she says?" observed Pao-yü laughingly. "But how

many days is it that I have not seen you, and you've grown so much

taller!"

"Is cousin Hsi Jen all right?" inquired Hsiang-yün.

"She's all right," answered Pao-yü. "Many thanks for your kind thought

of her."

"I've brought something nice for her," resumed Hsiang-yün.

Saying this, she produced her handkerchief, tied into a knot.

"What's this something nice?" asked Pao-yü. "Wouldn't it have been

better if you'd brought her a couple of those rings with streaked

stones of the kind you sent the other day?"

"Why, what's this?" exclaimed Hsiang-yün laughing, opening, as she

spoke, the handkerchief.

On close scrutiny, they actually found four streaked rings, similar to

those she had previously sent, tied up in the same packet.

"Look here!" Lin Tai-yü smiled, "what a girl she is! Had you, when

sending that fellow the other day to bring ours, given him these also

to bring along with him, wouldn't it have saved trouble? Instead of

that, here you fussily bring them yourself to-day! I presumed that it

was something out of the way again; but is it really only these things?

In very truth, you're a mere dunce!"

"It's you who behave like a dunce now!" Shih Hsiang-yün smiled.

"I'll speak out here and let every one judge for themselves who is the

dunce. The servant, deputed to bring the things to you, had no need to

open his mouth and say anything; for, as soon as they were brought in,

it was of course evident, at a glance, that they were to be presented

to you young ladies. But had he been the bearer of these things for

them, I would have been under the necessity of explaining to him which

was intended for this servant-girl, and which for that. Had the

messenger had his wits about him, well and good; but had he been at all

stupid he wouldn't have been able to remember so much as the names of

the girls! He would have made an awful mess of it, and talked a lot of

nonsense. So instead of being of any use he would have even muddled,

hickledy-pickledy, your things. Had a female servant been despatched,

it would have been all right. But as it happened, a servant-boy was

again sent the other day, so how could he have mentioned the names of

the waiting-girls? And by my bringing them in person to give them to

them, doesn't it make things clearer?"

As she said this, she put down the four rings. "One is for sister Hsi

Jen," she continued, "one is for sister Yüan Yang. One for sister Chin

Ch'uan-erh, and one for sister P'ing Erh. They are only for these four

girls; but would the servant-boys too forsooth have remembered them so

clearly!"

At these words, the whole company smiled. "How really clear!" they

cried.

"This is what it is to be able to speak!" Pao-yü put in. "She doesn't

spare any one!"

Hearing this, Lin Tai-yü gave a sardonic smile. "If she didn't know how

to use her tongue," she observed, "would she deserve to wear that

unicorn of gold!"

While speaking, she rose and walked off.

Luckily, every one did not hear what she said. Only Hsüeh Pao-ch'ai

pursed up her lips and laughed. Pao-yü, however, had overheard her

remark, and he blamed himself for having once more talked in a heedless

manner. Unawares his eye espied Pao-ch'ai much amused, and he too could

not suppress a smile. But at the sight of Pao-yü in laughter, Pao-ch'ai

hastily rose to her feet and withdrew. She went in search of Tai-yü, to

have a chat and laugh with her.

"After you've had tea," old lady Chia thereupon said to Hsiang-yün,

"you'd better rest a while and then go and see your sisters-in-law.

Besides, it's cool in the garden, so you can walk about with your

cousins."

Hsiang-yün expressed her assent, and, collecting the three rings, she

wrapped them up, and went and lay down to rest. Presently, she got up

with the idea of paying visits to lady Feng and her other relatives.

Followed by a whole bevy of nurses and waiting-maids, she repaired into

lady Feng's quarters on the off side. She bandied words with her for a

while and then coming out she betook herself into the garden of Broad

Vista, and called on Li Kung-ts'ai. But after a short visit, she turned

her steps towards the I Hung court to look up Hsi Jen. "You people

needn't," she said, turning her head round, "come along with me! You

may go and see your friends and relatives. It will be quite enough if

you simply leave Ts'ui Lü to wait upon me."

Hearing her wishes, each went her own way in quest of aunts, or

sisters-in-law. There only remained but Hsiang-yün and Ts'ui Lü.

"How is it," inquired Ts'ui Lü, "that these lotus flowers have not yet

opened?"

"The proper season hasn't yet arrived," rejoined Shih Hsiang-yün.

"They too," continued Ts'ui Lü, "resemble those in our pond; they are

double flowers."

"These here," remarked Hsiang-yün, "are not however up to ours."

"They have over there," observed Ts'ui Lü, "a pomegranate tree, with

four or five branches joined one to another, just like one storey

raised above another storey. What trouble it must have cost them to

rear!"

"Flowers and plants," suggested Shih Hsiang-yün, "are precisely like

the human race. With sufficient vitality, they grow up in a healthy

condition."

"I can't credit these words," replied Ts'ui Lü, twisting her face

round. "If you maintain that they are like human beings, how is it that

I haven't seen any person, with one head growing over another."

This rejoinder evoked a smile from Hsiang-yün. "I tell you not to

talk," she cried, "but you will insist upon talking! How do you expect

people to be able to answer every thing you say! All things, whether in

heaven or on earth come into existence by the co-operation of the dual

powers, the male and female. So all things, whether good or bad, novel

or strange, and all those manifold changes and transformations arise

entirely from the favourable or adverse influence exercised by the male

and female powers. And though some things seldom seen by mankind might

come to life, the principle at work is, after all, the same."

"In the face of these arguments," laughed Ts'ui Lü, "everything, from

old till now, from the very creation itself, embodies a certain

proportion of the Yin and Yang principles."

"You stupid thing!" exclaimed Hsiang-yün smiling, "the more you talk,

the more stuff and nonsense falls from your lips! What about everything

embodying a certain proportion of the principles Yin and Yang! Besides,

the two words Yin and Yang are really one word; for when the Yang

principle is exhausted, it becomes the Yin; and when the Yin is

exhausted, it becomes Yang. And it isn't that, at the exhaustion of the

Yin, another Yang comes into existence; and that, at the exhaustion of

the Yang, a second Yin arises."

"This trash is sufficient to kill me!" ejaculated Ts'ui Lü. "What are

the Yin and Yang? Why, they are without substance or form! But pray,

Miss, tell me what sort of things these Yin and Yang can be!"

"The Yin and Yang," explained Hsiang-yün, "are no more than spirits,

but anything affected by their influence at once assumes form. The

heavens, for instance, are Yang, and the earth is Yin; water is Yin and

fire is Yang; the sun is Yang and the moon Yin."

"Quite so! quite so!" cried out Ts'ui Lü, much amused by these

explanations, "I've at length attained perception! It isn't strange

then that people invariably call the sun 'T'ai-yang.' While astrologers

keep on speaking of the moon as 'T'ai-yin-hsing,' or something like it.

It must be on account of this principle."

"O-mi-to-fu!" laughed Hsiang-yün, "you have at last understood!"

"All these things possess the Yin and Yang; that's all right." T'sui Lü

put in. "But is there any likelihood that all those mosquitoes, flees

and worms, flowers, herbs, bricks and tiles have, in like manner,

anything to do with the Yin and Yang?"

"How don't they!" exclaimed Hsiang-yün. "For example, even the leaves

of that tree are distinguished by Yin and Yang. The side, which looks

up and faces the sun, is called Yang; while that in the shade and

looking downwards, is called Yin."

"Is it really so!" ejaculated T'sui Lü, upon hearing this; while she

smiled and nodded her head. "Now I know all about it! But which is Yang

and which Yin in these fans we're holding."

"This side, the front, is Yang," answered Hsiang-yün; "and that, the

reverse, is Yin."

Ts'ui Lü went on to nod her head, and to laugh. She felt inclined to

apply her questions to several other things, but as she could not fix

her mind upon anything in particular, she, all of a sudden, drooped her

head. Catching sight of the pendant in gold, representing a unicorn,

which Hsiang-yün had about her person, she forthwith made allusion to

it. "This, Miss," she said smiling, "cannot likely also have any Yin

and Yang!"

"The beasts of the field and the birds of the air," proceeded

Hsiang-yün, "are, the cock birds, Yang, and the hen birds, Yin. The

females of beasts are Yin; and the males, Yang; so how is there none?"

"Is this male, or is this female?" inquired Ts'ui Lü.

"Ts'ui!" exclaimed Hsiang-yün, "what about male and female! Here you

are with your nonsense again."

"Well, never mind about that," added Ts'ui Lü, "But how is it that all

things have Yin and Yang, and that we human beings have no Yin and no

Yang?"

Hsiang-yün then lowered her face. "You low-bred thing!" she exclaimed.

"But it's better for us to proceed on our way, for the more questions

you ask, the nicer they get."

"What's there in this that you can't tell me?" asked Ts'ui Lü, "But I

know all about it, so there's no need for you to keep me on pins and

needles."

Hsiang-yün blurted out laughing. "What do you know?" she said.

"That you, Miss, are Yang, and that I'm Yin," answered Ts'ui Lü.

Hsiang-yün produced her handkerchief, and, while screening her mouth

with it, burst out into a loud fit of laughter.

"What I say must be right for you to laugh in this way," Ts'ui Lü

observed.

"Perfectly right, perfectly right!" acquiesced Hsiang-yün.

"People say," continued Ts'ui Lü, "that masters are Yang, and that

servant-girls are Yin; don't I even apprehend this primary principle?"

"You apprehend it thoroughly," responded Hsiang-yün laughingly. But

while she was speaking, she espied, under the trellis with the cinnamon

roses, something glistening like gold. "Do you see that? What is it?"

Hsiang-yün asked pointing at it.

Hearing this, Ts'ui Lü hastily went over and picked up the object.

While scrutinising it, she observed with a smile, "Let us find out

whether it's Yin or Yang!"

So saying, she first laid hold of the unicorn, belonging to Shih

Hsiang-yün, and passed it under inspection.

Shih Hsiang-yün longed to be shown what she had picked up, but Ts'ui Lü

would not open her hand.

"It's a precious gem," she smiled. "You mayn't see it, Miss. Where can

it be from? How very strange it is! I've never seen any one in here

with anything of the kind."

"Give it to me and let me look at it," retorted Hsiang-yün.

Ts'ui Lü stretched out her hand with a dash. "Yes, Miss, please look at

it!" she laughed.

Hsiang-yün raised her eyes. She perceived, at a glance, that it was a

golden unicorn, so beautiful and so bright; and so much larger and

handsomer than the one she had on. Hsiang-yün put out her arm and,

taking the gem in the palm of her hand, she fell into a silent reverie

and uttered not a word. She was quite absent-minded when suddenly

Pao-yü appeared in the opposite direction.

"What are you two," he asked smiling, "doing here in the sun? How is it

you don't go and find Hsi Jen?"

Shih Hsiang-yün precipitately concealed the unicorn. "We were just

going," she replied, "so let us all go together."

Conversing, they, in a company, wended their steps into the I Hung

court. Hsi Jen was leaning on the balustrade at the bottom of the

steps, her face turned to the breeze. Upon unexpectedly seeing

Hsiang-yün arrive she with alacrity rushed down to greet her; and

taking her hand in hers, they cheerfully canvassed the events that had

transpired during their separation, while they entered the room and

took a seat.

"You should have come earlier," Pao-yü said. "I've got something nice

and was only waiting for you."

Saying this, he searched and searched about his person. After a long

interval, "Ai-ya!" he ejaculated. "Have you perchance put that thing

away?" he eagerly asked Hsi Jen.

"What thing?" inquired Hsi Jen.

"The unicorn," explained Pao-yü, "I got the other day."

"You've daily worn it about you, and how is it you ask me?" remarked

Hsi

Jen.

As soon as her answer fell on his ear, Pao-yü clapped his hands. "I've

lost it!" he cried. "Where can I go and look for it!" There and then,

he meant to go and search in person; but Shih Hsiang-yün heard his

inquiries, and concluded that it must be he who had lost the gem. "When

did you too," she promptly smiled, "get a unicorn?"

"I got it the other day, after ever so much trouble;" rejoined Pao-yü,

"but I can't make out when I can have lost it! I've also become quite

addle-headed."

"Fortunately," smiled Shih Hsiang-yün, "it's only a sort of a toy!

Still, are you so careless?" While speaking, she flung open her hand.

"Just see," she laughed, "is it this or not?"

As soon as he saw it, Pao-yü was seized with unwonted delight. But,

reader, if you care to know the cause of his delight, peruse the

explanation contained in the next chapter.

Hung Lou Meng, or, the Dream of the Red Chamber, a Chinese Novel, Book II · 第 8 / 33 章