It was a fine impertinence of the younger Pliny, to try to persuade

Tacitus, in one of his epistles, that the diffuse style was better than

the concise. ‘Such a one,’ says he, ‘aims at the throat of his

adversary: now I like to strike him wherever I can.’ I may be thought

guilty of a like piece of officiousness in the remarks here offered on

several of the most prominent of our parliamentary speakers. In general,

to suggest advice, or hazard criticism, is to recommend it to others to

do something, which we know they either will not or cannot do: or it is

to desire them either to please us, or do nothing. The present article

may be considered as a marginal note or explanatory addition to a former

one, on nearly the same subject—like one of Lord Castlereagh’s long

parentheses: but I hope there will be more in it. It is a subject of

which I wish to make clear work as I go; for it is one to which, if I

can once get rid of it, I am not likely to recur.

The haughty tone of invective which I have already ascribed to Lord

Chatham, was very different from that didactic style of parliamentary

oratory which has since been imported from northern colleges and

lecture-rooms. Of this school Sir James Mackintosh and Mr. Brougham may

be reckoned at the head.

This method consists, not so much in taking a side, as in stating a

question. The speaker takes upon him to be the judge rather than the

advocate; and if he had the authority of a judge, or could direct the

decision, as well as sum up the evidence, it would be all very well. An

orator of this stamp does not seat himself on the Opposition side of the

House to urge or to reply to particular points, but in a Professor’s

chair of Humanity, to read a lecture to the tyros of the Treasury-Bench,

on the elementary principles and all the possible bearings, the

objections and answers, the difficulties and the solutions of every

question in philosophy, jurisprudence, politics, and political

economy,—on war, peace, ‘domestic treason, foreign levy,’ colonial

produce, copy-right of authors, prison discipline, the hulks, the

corn-bill, the penitentiary, prostitutes, and pick-pockets. Nothing

comes amiss to him that can puzzle himself or _pose_ his hearers; and he

lets out all his knowledge indiscriminately, whether it makes for or

against him, with deliberate impartiality and scrupulous exactness. Such

persons might be called _Orators of the Human Mind_. They are a little

out of their place, it must be owned, in the House of Commons. The

object there is—not to put the majority in possession of the common

grounds of judging, as in a class of students—(these are taken for

granted as already known)—but to carry a point, to gain a verdict for

yourself or for truth, by throwing the weight of eloquence and argument

into the scale against interest, prejudice, or sophistry. There are

retainers enough on the other side to manage for the crown, who are

ready to take all advantages without your volunteering to place yourself

in their power, or to put excuses in their mouths, to help them out at a

dead-lift. If they were candid, if they were disinterested, if they were

not hostilely disposed, it might be a feasible scheme to consider a

debate as an amicable communication of doubts and lights, as a

comparison of strength or a confession of weakness: but why hint a

doubt, or start a difficulty needlessly in your own path, which will be

eagerly caught at, and made use of in the most insulting manner to

defeat a host of real proofs, and overturn the most legitimate

conclusions? Why tamper with your own cause? Why play at fast and loose

with your object? Why restore the weapons into your enemies’ hands,

which you have just wrested from them? Why ‘make a wanton’ of the First

Minister of State? It is either vanity, weakness, or indifference to do

so. You might as well in confidence tell an adversary where you meant to

strike him, point out to him your own weak sides, or wait in courtesy

for the blow. Gamesters do not show one another their hands: neither

should politicians, who understand what they are about—that is, knaves

_will_ not, and honest men _ought_ not. Others will find out the rotten

parts of a question: do you stick to the sound—knowledge is said to be

power: but knowledge, applied as we have seen it, neutralises itself.

Mere knowledge, to be effectual, must act _in vacuo_: but the House of

Commons is by no means a vacuum, and empty receiver for abstract truth

and airy speculation. There is the resistance, the refrangibility of

dense prejudice and crooked policy: you must concentrate, you must

enforce, you must urge to glowing sympathy: and enthusiasm, zeal,

perfect conviction on your part, is the only principle that can be

brought into play against the cool calculations or gross incentives of

selfishness and servility on the opposite side. A middle line of conduct

does not excite respect, but contempt. They do not think you sincere,

but lukewarm. They give you credit for affectation or timidity, but none

for heartiness in a cause, or fidelity to a party. They have more hopes

of you than fears. By everlasting subtle distinctions, and hesitating,

qualified, retracting dissent from measures you would be thought most to

reprobate, you do more harm than good. In theory there are infinite

shades of difference, but in practice the question must be decided one

way or other: either the Ayes or the Noes must have it. In all such

cases, those who are not for us are against us. In political

controversy, as in a battle, there are but two sides to chuse between;

and those who create a diversion in favour of established abuses by

setting up a third, fanciful, impracticable standard of perfection of

their own, in the most critical circumstances, betray the cause they

pretend to espouse with such overweening delicacy. For my own part, I

hate a fellow who picks a hole in his own coat, who finds a flaw in his

own argument, who treats his enemies as if they might become friends, or

his friends as if they might become enemies. I hate your shuffling,

_shilly-shally_ proceedings, and diagonal sidelong movements between

right and wrong. Fling yourself into the gap at once—either into the

arms, or at the heads of Ministers!

I remember hearing, with some pain and uneasiness, Sir James

Mackintosh’s maiden speech on the Genoa business. It was a great, but

ineffectual effort. The mass of information, of ingenuity, and

reasoning, was very prodigious; but the whole was misdirected, no

impression whatever was made. It was like an inaugural dissertation on

the general principles of ethics, on the laws of nature and nations, on

ancient and modern history—a laboured treatise _de omnibus rebus et

quibusdam aliis_. There were all the rules of moral arithmetic, all the

items in a profligate political account; but the bill was not properly

cast up, the case was not distinctly made out, the counsel got no

damages for his client. Nothing was gained by this motion, nor could

there be. When he had brought his heaviest artillery to bear with

probable success upon a certain point, he stopped short like a

scientific demonstrator (not like a skilful engineer) to show how it

might be turned against himself. When he had wound up the charge of

treachery or oppression to a climax, he gratuitously suggested a

possible plea of necessity, accident, or some other topic, to break the

force of his inference; or he anticipated the answers that might be made

to it, as if he was afraid he should not be thought to know all that

could be said on both sides of the question. This enlarged knowledge of

good and evil may be very necessary to a philosopher, but it is very

prejudicial to an orator. No man can play the whole game in this manner,

blow hot and cold in a breath, or take an entire debate into his own

hands, and wield it in which way he pleases. He will find his own load

enough for his own shoulders to bear. The exceptions if you chuse to go

into them, multiply faster than the rules: the various complications of

the subject distract, instead of convincing: you do your adversary’s

work for him; the battle is lost without a blow being struck; and a

speech of this sceptical kind requires and receives no answer. It falls

by its own weight, and buries any body but the Minister under its

ruins—or it is left, not a triumphal arch, but a splendid mausoleum of

the learning, genius, and eloquence of the speaker.—The Cock-pit of St.

Stephen’s does not relish this scholastic refinement, this method of

holding an argument with a man’s self: a little bear-garden,

cut-and-thrust work would be much better understood. Sir James has of

late improved his tact and knowledge of the House. He has taken up Sir

Samuel Romilly’s department of questions relating to the amelioration of

the penal code and general humanity, and I have no doubt Government will

leave him in quiet possession of it. They concede these sort of

questions as an amiable diversion, or friendly _bonus_, to the

indefatigable spirit of Opposition.

Mr. Brougham is, I conceive, another instance of this analytical style

of debating, which ‘plays round the head, but does not reach the heart.’

There is a want of warmth, of _momentum_, of impulse in his speeches. He

loses himself in an infinity of details, as his learned and honourable

friend does in a wide sea of speculation. He goes picking up a number of

curious pebbles on the shore, and at the outlets of a question—but he

does not ‘roll all his strength and all his sharpness up into one ball,’

to throw at and crush his enemies beneath his feet. He enters into

statistics, he calls for documents, he examines accounts. This method is

slow, perplexing, circuitous, and not sure. While the evidence is

collecting, the question is lost. While one thing is substantiating,

another goes out of your mind. These little detached multifarious

particulars, which require such industry and sagacity in the speaker to

bring them forward, have no clue in the minds of the hearers to connect

them together. There is no substratum of prejudice, no cement of

interest. They do not grow out of the soil of common feeling and

experience, but are set in it; nor do they bear the fruits of

conviction. Mr. Brougham can follow the ramifications of an intricate

subject, but he is not so well acquainted with the springs of the human

mind. He finds himself at the end of his speech,—in the last sentence of

it,—just where he was at the beginning, or in any other given part of

it. He has not acquired any additional _impetus_, is not projected

forward with any new degree of warmth or vigour. He was cold, correct,

smart, pointed at first, and he continues so still. A repetition of

blows, however, is of no use, unless they are struck in the same place:

a change of position is not progression. As Sir James Mackintosh’s

speeches are a decomposition of the moral principles of society, so Mr.

Brougham’s are an ingenious taking in pieces of its physical mechanism.

While they are at work with their experiments, their antagonists are

putting in motion the passions, the fears, and antipathies of mankind,

and blowing their schemes of reform above the moon.

Talent alone, then, is not sufficient to support a successful

Opposition. There is talent on the other side too, of some sort or

other; and, in addition, there is another weight, that of influence,

which requires a counterpoise. This can be nothing else but fixed

principle, but naked honesty, but undisguised enthusiasm. That is the

expansive force that must shatter the strongholds of corruption if ever

they are shattered, that must make them totter, if ever they are made to

totter, about the heads of their possessors. Desire to expose a

ministry, and you will do it—if it be, like ours, vulnerable all over.

Desire to make a display of yourself, and you will do it, if you have a

decent stock of acquirements. Mr. Brougham has a great quantity of

combustible materials constantly passing through his hands, but he has

not the warmth in his own heart to ‘kindle them into a flame of sacred

vehemence.’ He is not a good hater. He is not an impassioned lover of

the popular cause. He is not a Radical orator: he is not a Back-bone

debater. He wants nerve, he wants impetuosity. He may divide on a

question, but he will never carry it. His circumspection, which he

thinks his strength, is in reality his weakness. He makes paltry

excuses, unmanly concessions. His political warfare is not a _bellum

internecinum_. He commits no mortal offences. He has not yet cut off his

retreat. In a word, he trims too much between all parties. A person who

does this too long, loses the confidence, loses the cordiality of all

parties; loses his character; and when he has once lost that, there is

nothing to stand in his way to office and the first honours of the

State!

He who is not indifferent himself will find out, from his own feelings,

what it is that interests others in a cause. An honest man is an orator

by nature. The late Mr. Whitbread was an honest man, and a true

parliamentary speaker. He had no artifices, no tricks, no reserve about

him. He spoke point-blank what he thought, and his heart was in his

broad, honest, English face. He had as much activity of mind as Mr.

Brougham, and paid the same attention to business as that gentleman

does; but it was with him a matter of feeling, and had nothing of a

professional look. His objects were open and direct; and he had a

sufficient stock of natural good sense and practical information, not to

be made the dupe of sophistry and chicane. He was always in his place,

and ready to do his duty. If a falsehood was stated, he contradicted it

instantly in a few plain words: if an act of injustice was palliated, it

excited his contempt; if it was justified, it roused his indignation: he

retorted a mean insinuation with manly spirit, and never shrunk from a

frank avowal of his sentiments. He presented a petition or complaint

against some particular grievance better than any one else I ever saw.

His manner seemed neither to implicate him in the truth of the charge,

nor to signify a wish to disclaim it beforehand. He was merely the organ

through which any alleged abuse of power might meet the public ear, and

he either answered or redressed, according to the merits of the case

upon inquiry. In short, he was the representative of the spontaneous,

unsophisticated sense of the English people on public men and public

measures. Any plain, well-meaning man, on hearing him speak, would say,

‘That is just what I think’; or from observing his manner, would say,

‘That is just what I feel.’ He was not otherwise a powerful debater or

an accomplished speaker. He could not master a general view of any

subject, or get up a set speech with effect. One or two that I heard him

make (particularly one on the Princess of Wales and the situation of her

affairs in 1813, in which he grew pathetic) were complete failures. He

could pull down better than he could build up. The irritation of

constant contradiction was necessary to his full possession of

himself:—give him ‘ample scope and verge enough,’ and he lost his way.

He stuck close to the skirts of Ministry, but he was not qualified to

originate or bring to a triumphant conclusion any great political

movement. His enthusiasm ran away with his judgment, and was not

_backed_ by equal powers of reasoning or imagination. He was a sanguine,

high-spirited man, but not a man of genius, or a deep thinker; and his

fortitude failed him, when the last fatal blow was given to himself and

his party. He could not have drawn up so able a political statement as

Mr. Brougham; but he would have more personal adherents in the House of

Commons, for he was himself the adherent of a cause.

Mr. Tierney is certainly a better speaker and a cleverer man. But he can

never make a leader for want of earnestness. He has no Quixotic

enthusiasm in himself; much less any to spare for his followers. He

cares nothing (or seems to care nothing) about a question; but he is

impatient of absurdity, and has a thorough contempt for the

understandings of his opponents. Sharpened by his spleen, nothing

escapes his acuteness. He makes fine sport for the spectators. He takes

up Lord Castlereagh’s blunders, and Mr. Vansittart’s no-meanings; and

retorts them on their heads in the finest style of execution imaginable.

It is like being present on a Shrove-Tuesday, and seeing a set of

mischievous unfeeling boys throwing at a brace of cocks, and breaking

their shins. Mr. Tierney always brings down his man: but beyond this you

feel no confidence in him; you take no interest in his movements but as

he is instrumental in annoying other people. He (to all appearance) has

no great point to carry himself, and no wish to be thought to have any

important principle at stake. He is by much too sincere for a hypocrite,

but is not enough in earnest for a parliamentary leader. For others to

sympathise with you, you must first sympathise with them. When Mr.

Whitbread got up to speak, you felt an interest in what he was going to

say, in the success of his arguments: when you hear that Mr. Tierney is

on his legs, you feel that you shall be amused with an admirable display

of dexterity and talent, but are nearly indifferent as to the result.

You look on as at an exhibition of extraordinary skill in fencing or

prize-fighting.

Of all those who have for some years past aspired by turns to be leaders

of the Opposition, Mr. Ponsonby was the person who had the fewest

pretensions. He was a literal arguer. He affected great sagacity and

judgment, and referred every thing, in a summary way, to the principles

of common sense, and the reason of the case. He abounded in truisms,

which seldom go far in deciding disputable points. He generally reduced

the whole range of the debate into the narrow compass of a self-evident

proposition:—to make sure of his object, he began by taking the question

for granted, and necessarily failed when he came to the particular

application. He was not aware of the maxim, that he who proves too much,

proves nothing. His turn of observation was legal, not acute: his manner

was dry, but his blows were not hard: his features were flat on his

face, and his arguments did not stand out from the question. He might

have been a tolerable special-pleader, but he was a bad orator, and, I

think, a worse politician. Any one who argues on strict logical grounds

must be prepared to go all lengths, or he will be sure to be defeated at

every step he takes: but the gentleman’s principles were of a very

cautious and temporising cast. I have seen him, more than once, give

himself great airs over those who took more general views of the

subject; and he was very fastidious in the choice of associates, with

whom he would condescend to act.

Mr. Ponsonby’s style of speaking was neither instructive nor

entertaining. In this respect, it was the reverse of Mr. Grattan’s,

which was both. To see the latter make one of his promised motions on

Catholic Emancipation, was one of the most extraordinary exhibitions,

both bodily and mental, which could possibly be witnessed. You saw a

little oddly-compacted figure of a man, with a large head and

features,—such as they give to pasteboard masks, or stick upon the

shoulders of Punch in the puppet-show,—rolling about like a

Mandarin—sawing the air with his whole body from head to foot, sweeping

the floor with a roll of parchment, which he held in one hand, and

throwing his legs and arms about like the branches of trees tossed by

the wind:—every now and then striking the table with impatient

vehemence, and, in a sharp, slow, nasal, gutteral tone, drawling out,

with due emphasis and discretion, a set of little smart antithetical

sentences,—all ready-cut and dry, polished and pointed;—that seemed as

if they ‘would lengthen out in succession to the crack of doom.’

Alliterations were tacked to alliterations,—inference was dove-tailed

into inference,—and the whole derived new brilliance and piquancy from

the contrast it presented to the uncouthness of the speaker, and the

monotony of his delivery. His were compositions that would have done

equally well to be said or sung. The rhyme was placed at the beginning

instead of the end of each line; he sharpened the sense on the sound,

and clenched an argument by corresponding letters of the alphabet. It

must be confessed, that there was something meretricious, as well as

alluring, in this style. After the first surprise and startling effect

is over, and the devoted champion of his country’s cause goes on ringing

the changes on ‘the Irish People and the Irish Parliament’—on ‘the

Guinea and the Gallows,’ as the ultimate resources of the English

government,—on ‘ministerial mismanagement, and privileged

profligacy,’—we begin to feel that there is nothing in these quaint and

affected verbal coincidences more nearly allied to truth than

falsehood:—there is a want of directness and simplicity in this warped

and garbled style; and our attention is drawn off from the importance of

the subject by a shower of epigrammatic conceits, and fanciful

phraseology, in which the orator chuses to veil it. It is hardly enough

to say, in defence of this jingle of words, (as well as of the

overstrained hyperbolical tone of declamation which accompanies it) that

‘it is a custom of Ireland.’[55] The same objection may be made to it in

point of taste that has been made to the old-fashioned, obsolete

practice of cutting trees into the shape of arm-chairs and peacocks, or

to that style of landscape-gardening, where

‘Grove nods to grove, each alley has a brother,

And half the platform just reflects the other—’

and I am afraid that this objection cannot be got over, at least, on

this side the water.[56]

The best Irish speaker I ever heard (indeed the best speaker without any

exception whatever) is Mr. Plunkett; who followed Mr. Grattan in one of

the debates on the Catholic question above alluded to. The contrast was

not a little striking; and it was certainly in favour of Mr. Plunkett.

His style of workmanship was more manly and more masterly. There were no

little Gothic ornaments or fantastic excrescences to catch and break the

attention: no quaintness, witticism, or conceit. Roubilliac, after being

abroad, said, that ‘what he had seen there made his own work in

Westminster Abbey look like tobacco-pipes.’ You had something of the

same sort of feeling with respect to Mr. Grattan’s artificial and

frittered style, after hearing Mr. Plunkett’s defence of the same side

of the question. He went strait forward to his end with a force equal to

his rapidity. He removed all obstacles, as he advanced. He overturned

Mr. Banks with his right hand, and Mr. Charles Yorke with his left—the

one on a chronological question of the Concordat, and the other as to

the origin of the Corporation and Test Acts. One wonders how they ever

got up again, or trusted themselves on a ground of matter-of-fact ever

after. Mr. Secretary Peele did not offer to put himself in his way. No

part of the subject could come amiss to him—history, law, constitutional

principle, common feeling, local prejudices, general theory,—all was

alike within his reach and his controul. Having settled one point, he

passed on to another, carrying his hearers with him:—it was as if he

knew all that could be said on the question, and was anxious to impart

his knowledge without any desire of shining. There was no affectation,

no effort, but equal ease and earnestness. Every thing was brought to

bear that could answer his purpose, and there was nothing superfluous.

His eloquence swept along like a river,

‘Without o’erflowing, full.’

Every step told: every sentence went to account. I cannot say that there

was any thing very profound or original in argument, imposing in

imagination, or impassioned in sentiment, in any part of this

address—but it was throughout impregnated with as much thought,

imagination and passion as the House would be likely to understand or

sympathise with. It acted like a loadstone to the feelings of the House;

and the speaker raised their enthusiasm, and carried their convictions

as far as he wished, or as it was practicable. The effect was

extraordinary: the impression grew stronger from first to last. No one

stirred the whole time, and, at the end, the lobbies were crowded with

members going up stairs and saying, ‘Well, this is a speech worth going

without one’s dinner to hear,’ (Oh, unequivocal testimony of applause!)

‘there has been nothing like this since the time of Fox,’ etc. For

myself, I never heard any other speech that I would have given three

farthings to have made. It did not make the same figure in the

newspapers the next day; for it was but indifferently reported, owing to

the extreme fluency with which it was delivered. There was no boggling,

no straggling, irrelevant matter;—you could not wait for him at the end

of a long parenthesis, and go on with your report as if nothing had

happened in the interval, as is sometimes the case,[57]—and besides, for

the reason above given, it was a speech better calculated to strike in

the hearing than the perusal; for though it was fully up to the tone of

the House, the public mind can bear stronger meats. Another such speech

would have decided the question, and made the difference of four votes

by which it was lost. While the impression was fresh in the mind, it was

not easy for any one, pretending to honesty, to look his neighbour in

the face and vote against the motion. But Mr. Plunkett, in the mean

time, sailed for Ireland. Any one who can speak as he can, and is a

friend to his own, or any other country, ought not to let the present

men retain their seats six months longer. Nothing but the will is

wanting.—The ability, I will venture to say, is there.

And what shall I say of Lord Castlereagh—that spouter without beginning,

middle, or end—who has not an idea in his head, nor a word to say for

himself—who carries the House of Commons by his manner alone—who bows

and smiles assent and dissent—who makes a dangling proposition of his

person, and is himself a drooping figure of speech—what shall I say of

this inanimate automaton? Nothing! For what can be said of him?

‘Come then, expressive silence, muse his praise.’[58]

Neither have I any thing to say of the style of eloquence of Mr.

Alderman Wood, or Mr. Waithman, or Sir. W. Curtis—except that the latter

always appears to me a very fit and lively representative of the good

living, drinking, and eating of the city. This is but reasonable. The

bodies of the city, not their minds, should be represented. A large

turtle in the House (with a proxy to the minister) would answer the

purpose just as well.

Mr. Wilberforce is a speaker whom it is difficult to class either with

ministers or opposition. His character and his pretensions are

altogether equivocal. He is a man of some ability, and, at one time, had

considerable influence. He is what might be called ‘a sweet speaker’:

his silver voice floats and glides up and down in the air, as if it was

avoiding every occasion of offence, and dodging the question through its

various avenues of reason and interest.

——‘In many a winding bout

Of melting softness long drawn out.’

There is a finical flexibility of purpose, and a cautious curiosity of

research, that would put you in pain for him, if the want of proper

self-respect did not take away all common fellow-feeling. His stratagems

are so over-wrought that you wish them to fail: his evasions are so

slippery and yet so palpable that you laugh in his face. Mr. Wilberforce

is a man that has always two strings to his bow: as an orator, he is a

kind of lay-preacher in parliament. He is at continual _hawk and

buzzard_ between character and conscience, between popularity and court

favour, between his loyalty and his religion, between this world and the

next. Is not this something like trying to serve God and Mammon? He is

anxious to stand fair with the reflecting part of the community, without

giving umbrage to power. He is shocked at vice in low stations:

‘But ’tis the fall degrades her to a whore;

Let greatness own her, and she’s mean no more.’

He would go with the popular cause as long as it was popular, and gave

him more weight than he lost by it; but would desert it the instant it

became obnoxious, and that an obstinate adherence to it was likely to

deprive him of future opportunities of doing good. He had rather be on

the right side than the wrong, if he loses nothing by it. His reputation

costs him nothing; though he always takes care to save appearances. His

virtues compound for his vices in a very amicable manner. His humanity

is at the horizon, three thousand miles off,—his servility stays at

home, at the beck of the minister. He unbinds the chains of Africa, and

helps (we trust without meaning it) to rivet those of his own country,

and of Europe. As a general truth,—(not meaning any undue application in

the present instance,) it may be affirmed, that there is not a more

insignificant as well as a dangerous character crawling between heaven

and earth, than that of the pretended patriot, and philanthropist, who

has not courage to take the plain reward of vice or virtue—who crouches

to authority, and yet dreads the censure of the world, who gives a

sneaking casting vote on the side of conscience only when he can do it

with impunity,—or else throws the weight of his reputation into the

scale of his interest and the profligacy of others—who makes an

affectation of principle a stalking-horse to his pitiful desire of

distinction, and betrays a cause, sooner than commit himself.

‘Out upon such half-faced fellowship.’ We have another example of

trumpery ambition in the person of Mr. C. Wynne; who, officious,

indefatigable in his petty warfare with the abuses of power, is chiefly

anxious to stand well with those who sanction them. He interprets the

text literally, _not to do evil that good may come_. He is so fearful of

the imputation of the least wrong, that he will never do or let any one

else do the greatest right. _Summum jus summa injuria_, has never

entered his head. He is the dog in the political manger: a technical

marplot. He takes a systematic delight in giving a lift to his enemies,

and in hampering his friends. He is a regular whipper-in on the side of

opposition, to all those who go but a hairs-breadth beyond his

pragmatical notions of discretion and propriety. He sets up for a

balance-master of the constitution and, by insisting on its never

deviating from its erect, perpendicular position, is sure to have it

overturned. He professes to be greatly scandalized at the abuses and

corruptions in our ancient institutions, which are ‘as notorious as the

sun at noon-day,’ and would have them removed—but he is much more

scandalized at those indiscreet persons who bring to light any of these

notorious abuses, in order to have them remedied. He is more angry at

those with whom he differs in the smallest iota than at those who differ

from him _toto cælo_: and is at mortal enmity with every antiministerial

measure that is not so clogged with imbecility and objections as to be

impracticable or absolutely unavailing. He is therefore a bad partisan,

and does little mischief, only because he is little attended to. Indeed,

his voice is against him.

I did not much like Sir Samuel Romilly’s significant, oracular way of

laying down the law in the House:—his self-important assumption of

second-hand truths, and his impatience of contradiction, as if he gave

his time there to humanity for _nothing_. He was too solemn a speaker:

as Garrow was too flippant and fluent. The latter appeared to have

nothing to do but to talk nonsense _by the yard_, for the pleasure of

exposing himself or being exposed by others. He might be said to hold in

his hand a general retainer for absurdity, and to hold his head up in

the pillory of his own folly with a very unabashed and unblushing gaiety

of demeanour. Lawyers, as a general rule, are the very worst speakers in

the House: if there are a few nominal exceptions, it is because they are

not lawyers.

I do not recollect any other speaker of importance but Mr. Canning; and

he requires a chapter by himself. Thus then I would try to estimate

him.—The orator and the writer do not always belong to the same class of

intellectual character; nor is it, I think, in general, fair to judge of

the merit of popular harangues by reducing them to the standard of

literary compositions. Something,—a great deal,—is to be given to the

suddenness of the emergency, the want of preparation, the instantaneous

and effectual, but passing appeal to individual characters, feelings,

and events. The speaker has less time allowed him to enforce his

purpose, and to procure the impression he aims at than the writer; and

he is therefore entitled to produce it by less scrupulous, by more

obvious and fugitive means. He must strike the iron while it is hot. The

blow must be prompt and decisive. He must mould the convictions and

purposes of his hearers while they are under the influence of passion

and circumstances,—as the glass-blower moulds the vitreous fluid with

his breath. If he can take the popular mind by surprise, and stamp on

it, while warm, the impression desired, it is not to be demanded whether

the same means would have been equally successful on cool reflection or

after the most mature deliberation. That is not the question at issue.

At a moment’s notice the expert debater is able to start some topic,

some view of a subject, which answers the purpose of the moment. He can

suggest a dextrous evasion of his adversaries’ objections, he knows when

to seize and take advantage of the impulse of popular feeling, he is

master of the dazzling fence of argument, ‘the punto, the stoccado, the

reverso,’ the shifts, and quirks, and palpable topics of debate; he can

wield these at pleasure, and employ them to advantage on the spur of the

occasion—this is all that can be required of him; for it is all that is

necessary, and all that he undertakes to do. That another could bring

forward more weighty reasons, offer more wholesome advice, convey more

sound and extensive information in an indefinite period, is nothing to

the purpose; for all this wisdom and knowledge would be of no avail in

the supposed circumstances; the critical opportunity for action would be

lost, before any use could be made of it. The one thing needful in

public speaking is not to say what is best, but the best that can be

said in a given time, place, and circumstance. The great qualification

therefore of a leader in debate (as of a leader in fight) is presence of

mind: he who has not this, wants every thing, and he who has it, may be

forgiven almost all other deficiencies. The current coin of his

discourses may be light and worthless in itself; but if it is always

kept bright and ready for immediate use, it will pass unquestioned; and

the public voice will affix to his name the praise of a sharp-witted,

able, fluent, and eloquent speaker. We ‘no further seek his merits to

disclose, or scan his frailties in their brief abode,’—the popular ear

and echo of popular applause. What he says may be trite, pert, shallow,

contradictory, false, unfounded, and sophistical; but it was what was

wanted for the occasion, and it told with those who heard it. Let it

stop there, and all is well. The rest is forgotten; nor is it worth

remembering.

But Mr. Canning has an ill habit of printing his speeches: and I doubt

where the same oratorical privileges can be extended to _printed_

speeches; or to this gentleman’s speeches in general, even though they

should not be printed. Whether afterwards committed to the press or not,

they have evidently, I think, been first committed, with great care, to

paper or to memory. They have all the marks, and are chargeable with all

the _malice prepense_ of written compositions. They are not occasional

effusions, but set harangues. They are elaborate _impromptus_; deeply

concerted and highly polished pieces of extempore ingenuity. The

repartee has been conceived many months before the luckless observation

which gives ostensible birth to it; and an argument woven into a debate

is sure to be the counterpart or fag-end of some worn-out sophism of

several years’ standing. Mr. Canning is not so properly an orator as an

author reciting his own compositions. He foresees (without much of the

spirit of prophecy) what will, may, or can be said on some well-conned

subject, and gets up, by anticipation, a tissue of excellent good

conceits, indifferent bad arguments, classical quotations, and showy

similes, which he contrives, by a sort of rhetorical join-hand, to tack

on to some straggling observation dropped by some Honourable Member,—and

so goes on, with folded arms and sonorous voice, neither quickened nor

retarded, neither elevated nor depressed by the _hear him’s_ that now

rise on the one side, or are now echoed from the other;—never diverted

into laughing gaiety, never hurried into incontrolable passion—till he

is regularly delivered in the course of the same number of hours of the

labour of weeks and months. To those who are in the secret of the arts

of debating, who are versed in the complicated tactics of parliamentary

common-place, there is nothing very mysterious in the process, though it

startles the uninitiated. The fluency, the monotony, the unimpressible,

imposing style of his elocution,—‘swinging slow with sullen roar,’ like

the alternate oscillation of a pendulum—afraid of being thrown off his

balance—never trusting himself with the smallest inflection of tone or

manner from the impulse of the moment,—all shew that the speaker relies

on the tenaciousness of his memory, not on the quickness and fertility

of his invention. Mr. Canning, I apprehend, never answered a speech: he

answers, or affects to answer some observation in a speech, and then

manufactures a long _tirade_ out of his own ‘mother-wit and arts

_well-known_ before.’ He _caps_ an oration, as school-boys cap verses;

and gets up his oracular responses, as Sidrophel and Whackum did theirs,

by having met with his customers of old. From that time he has the

debate entirely in his own hands, and exercises over it ‘sole sovereign

sway and masterdom.’ One of these spontaneous mechanical sallies of his

resembles a _voluntary_ played on a barrel-organ: it is a kind of

Pan-harmonic display of wit and wisdom—such as Mr. Canning possesses!

The amplest stores of his mind are unfolded to their inmost source—the

classic lore, the historic page, the philosophic doubt, the sage reply,

the sprightly allusion, the delicate irony, the happy turning of a

period or insinuation of a paragraph with senatorial dignity and Ovidian

grace—are all here concocted, studied, revised, varnished over, till the

sense aches at their glossy beauty and sickens at hopeless perfection.

Our modern orator’s thoughts have been declared by some to have all the

elegance of the antique; I should say, they have only the fragility and

smoothness of plaster-cast copies!

If I were compelled to characterize Mr. Canning’s style by a single

trait, I should say that he is a mere _parodist_ in verse or prose, in

reasoning or in wit. He transposes arguments as he does images, and

makes sophistry of the one, and burlesque of the other. ‘What’s serious,

he turns to farce.’ This is perhaps, not art in him, so much as nature.

The specific levity of his mind causes it to subsist best in the

rarified atmosphere of indifference and scorn: it attaches most interest

and importance to the slight and worthless. There is a striking want of

solidity and keeping in this person’s character. The frivolous, the

equivocal, is his delight—the element in which he speaks, and writes,

and has his being, as an orator and poet. By applying to low and

contemptible objects the language or ideas which have been appropriated

to high and swelling contemplations, he reduces the latter to the same

paltry level, or renders the former doubly ridiculous. On the same

principle, or from not feeling the due force and weight of different

things, as they affect either the imagination or the understanding, he

brings the slenderest and most evanescent analogies to bear out the most

important conclusions; establishes some fact in history by giving it the

form of an idle interrogation, like a school-boy declaiming on he knows

not what; and thinks to overturn the fixed sentiment of a whole people

by an interjection of surprise at what he knows to be unavoidable and

unanswerable. There is none of the gravity of the statesman, of the

enthusiasm of the patriot, the impatient zeal of the partizan, in Mr.

Canning. We distinguish through the disguise of pompous declamation, or

the affectation of personal consequence, only the elegant trifler, the

thoughtless epigrammatist, spreading ‘a windy fan of painted plumes,’ to

catch the breath of popular applause, or to flutter in the tainted

breeze of court-favour. ‘As those same plumes, so seems he vain and

light,’—never applying his hand to useful action, or his mind to sober

truth. A thing’s being evident, is to him a reason for attempting to

falsify it: its being right is a reason for straining every nerve to

evade or defeat it at all events. It might appear, that with him

inversion is the order of nature. ‘Trifles light as air, are’ to his

understanding, ‘confirmations strong as proofs of holy writ:’ and he

winks and shuts his apprehension up to the most solemn and momentous

truths as gross and vulgar errors. His political creed is of an entirely

fanciful and fictitious texture—a kind of moral, religious, political,

and sentimental _filligre-work_: or it is made up of monstrous pretexts,

and idle shadows, and spurious theories, and mock-alarms. Hence his

gravest reasonings have very much an air of concealed irony; and it

might sometimes almost be suspected that, by his partial, loose, and

unguarded sophisms, he meant to abandon the very cause he professes to

magnify and extol.[59] It is indeed, his boast, his pride, his pleasure,

‘to make the worse appear the better reason,’ which he does with the

pertness of a school-boy and the effrontery of a prostitute: he assumes

indecent postures in the debate, confounds the sense of right and wrong

by his licentious disregard of both, puts honesty out of countenance by

the familiarity of his proposals, makes a jest of principle,—‘takes the

rose from the fair forehead of a virtuous cause, and plants a blister

there.’

The House of Lords does not at present display much of the aristocracy

of talent. The scene is by no means so amusing or dramatic here as in

the House of Commons. Every speaker seems to claim his privilege of

peerage in the awful attention of his auditors, which is granted while

there is any reasonable hope of a return: but it is not easy to hear

Lord Grenville repeat the same thing regularly four times over, in

different words—to listen to the Marquis of Wellesley who never lowers

his voice for four hours from the time he begins, nor utters the

commonest syllable in a tone below that in which Pierre curses the

Senate—Lord Holland might have other pretensions to alacrity of mind

than an impediment of speech, and Lord Liverpool might introduce less of

the _vis inertiæ_ of office into his official harangues, than he does.

Lord Ellenborough was great ‘in the extremity of an oath.’ Lord Eldon,

‘his face ’twixt tears and smiles contending,’ never loses his place or

his temper. It is a pity to see Lord Erskine sit silent, who was once a

popular and powerful speaker; and when he does get up to speak, you wish

he had said nothing. This nobleman, the other day, on his return to

Scotland after an absence of fifty years, made a striking speech on the

instinctive and indissoluble attachment of all persons to the country

where they are born,—which he considered as an innate and unerring

principle of the human mind; and, in expatiating on the advantages of

patriotism, argued by way of illustration, that if it were not for this

original dispensation of Providence, attaching, and, as it were,

_rooting_ every one to the spot where he was bred and born,—civil

society should never have existed, nor mankind have been reclaimed from

the barbarous and wandering way of life, to which they were in the first

instance addicted! How these persons should become attached by habit to

places where it appears, from their vagabond dispositions, they never

stayed at all, is an oversight of the speaker which remains unexplained.

On the same occasion, the learned Lord, in order to produce an effect,

observed that when, advancing farther north, he should come to the old

playground near his father’s mansion, where he used to play at ball when

a child, his sensations would be of a most affecting description. This

is possible; but his Lordship returned homewards the next day, thinking,

no doubt, he had anticipated all the sentiment of the situation. This

puts one in mind of the story one has heard of Tom Sheridan, who told

his father he had been down to the bottom of a coal-pit. ‘Then, you are

a fool, Tom,’ said the father. ‘Why so, Sir?’ ‘Because,’ said the other,

‘it would have answered all the same purpose _to have said you had been

down_!’

HAYDON’S ‘CHRIST’S AGONY IN THE GARDEN’

_The London Magazine._] [_May, 1821._

We have prefixed to the present number an engraved outline of this

picture (which we hope will be thought satisfactory), and we subjoin the

following description of it in the words of the artist’s catalogue.

‘_Christ’s Agony in the Garden._—The manner of treating this subject in

the present picture has not been taken from the account of any one

Apostle [Evangelist] in particular, but from the united relations of the

whole four.

‘The moment selected for the expression of our Saviour is the moment

when he acquiesces to (in) the necessity of his approaching sacrifice,

after the previous struggle of apprehension.

“_Nevertheless, not my will, but thine be done._”

‘It is wished to give an air of submissive tenderness, while a quiver of

agony still trembles on his features. The Apostles are resting a little

behind, on a sort of garden-bank; St. John in an unsound doze—St. James

in a deep sleep—St. Peter has fallen into a disturbed slumber against a

tree, while keeping guard with his sword, and is on the point of waking

at the approach of light. Behind St. Peter, and stealing round the edge

of the bank, comes the mean traitor, Judas, with a centurion, soldiers,

and a crowd; the centurion has stepped forward from his soldiers (who

are marching up) to look with his torch, where Christ is retired and

praying; while Judas, alarmed lest he might be surprised too suddenly,

presses back his hand to enforce caution and silence, and crouching down

his malignant and imbecile face beneath his shoulders, he crawls forward

like a reptile to his prey, his features shining with the anticipated

rapture of successful treachery.

‘It is an inherent feeling in human beings, to rejoice at the instant of

a successful exercise of their own power, however despicably directed.

‘The Apostles are supposed to be lit by the glory which emanates from

Christ’s head, and the crowd by the torches and lights about them.’

The printed catalogue contains also elaborate and able descriptions of

Macbeth, the murder of Dentatus, and the judgment of Solomon, which have

been already before the public.

We do not think _Christ’s Agony in the Garden_ the best picture in this

collection, nor the most striking effort of Mr. Haydon’s pencil. On the

contrary, we must take leave to say, that we consider it as a

comparative failure, both in execution and probable effect. We doubt

whether, in point of policy, the celebrated artist would not have

consulted his reputation and his ultimate interest more, by waiting till

he had produced another work on the same grand and magnificent scale as

his last, instead of trusting to the ebb of popularity, resulting from

the exhibition of Christ’s Entrance into Jerusalem, to float him through

the present season. It is well, it may be argued, to keep much before

the public, since they are apt to forget their greatest favourites: but

they are also fastidious; and it is safest not to appear always before

them in the same, or a less imposing, attitude. It is better to rise

upon them at every step, if possible (and there is yet room for

improvement in our artist’s productions), to take them by surprise, and

compel admiration by new and extraordinary exertions—than to trust to

their generosity or gratitude, to the lingering remains of their

affection for old works, or their candid construction of some less

arduous undertaking. A liberal and friendly critic has, indeed, declared

on this occasion, that if the spirits of great men and lofty geniuses

take delight in the other world, in contemplating what delighted them in

this, then the shades of Raphael, Michael Angelo, and Correggio, can

find no better employment than to descend again upon the earth, once

more teeming with the birth of high art, and stand with hands crossed,

and eyes uplifted in mute wonder, before Mr. Haydon’s picture of

Christ’s Agony in the Garden. If we believed that the public in general

sympathised seriously in this sentiment, we would not let a murmur

escape us to disturb it;—the opinion of the world, however erroneous, is

not easily altered; and if they are happy in their ignorance, let them

remain so;—but if the artist himself, to whom this august compliment has

been paid, should find the hollowness of such hyperbolical commendation,

a hint to him, as to its cause in the present instance, may not be

thrown away. The public may, and must, be managed to a certain point;

that is, a little noise, and bustle, and officious enthusiasm, is

necessary to catch their notice and fix their attention; but then they

should be left to see for themselves; and after that, an artist should

fling himself boldly and fairly into the huge stream of popularity (as

Lord Byron swam across the Hellespont), stemming the tide with manly

heart and hands, instead of buoying himself up with borrowed bloated

bladders, and flimsy newspaper paragraphs. When a man feels his own

strength, and the public confidence, he has nothing to do but to use the

one, and not abuse the other. As his suspicions of the lukewarmness or

backwardness of the public taste are removed, his jealousy of himself

should increase. The town and the country have shown themselves willing,

eager patrons of Mr. Haydon’s AT HOME:—he ought to feel particular

obligations not to invite them by sound of trumpet and beat of drum to

an inferior entertainment; but, like our advertising friend, Matthews,

compass ‘sea, earth, and air,’ to keep up the eclat of his first and

overwhelming _accueil_! So much for advice; now to criticism.

We have said, that we regard the present performance as a comparative

failure; and our reasons are briefly and plainly these following:—First,

this picture is inferior in size to those that Mr. Haydon has of late

years painted, and is so far a falling off. It does not fill a given

_stipulated_ space in the world’s eye. It does not occupy one side of a

great room. It is the Iliad in a nutshell. It is only twelve feet by

nine, instead of nineteen by sixteen; and that circumstance tells

against it with the unenlightened many, and with the judicious few. One

great merit of Mr. Haydon’s pictures is their size. Reduce him within

narrow limits, and you cut off half his resources. His genius is

gigantic. He is of the race of Brobdingnag, and not of Lilliput. He can

manage a groupe better than a single figure: he can manage ten groupes

better than one. He bestrides his art like a Colossus. The more you give

him to do, the better he does it. Ardour, energy, boundless ambition,

are the categories of his mind, the springs of his enterprises. He only

asks ‘ample room and verge enough.’ Vastness does not confound him,

difficulty rouses him, impossibility is the element in which he glories.

He does not concentrate his powers in a single point, but expands them

to the utmost circumference of his subject, with increasing impetus and

rapidity. He must move great masses, he must combine extreme points, he

must have striking contrasts and situations, he must have all sorts of

characters and expressions; these he hurries over, and dashes in with a

decided, undistracted hand;—set him to finish any one of these to an

exact perfection, to make ‘a hand, an ear, an eye,’ that, in the words

of an old poet, shall be ‘worth an history,’ and his power is gone. His

_forte_ is in motion, not in rest; in complication and sudden effects,

not in simplicity, subtlety, and endless refinement. As it was said in

the Edinburgh Review, Mr. Haydon’s compositions are masterly

sketches;—they are not, as it was said in Blackwood’s Magazine, finished

miniature pictures. We ourselves thought the Christ in the triumphant

Entry into Jerusalem, the least successful part of that much admired

picture: but there it was lost, or borne along in a crowd of bold and

busy figures, in varied or violent actions. Here it is, not only the

principal, but a solitary, and almost the only important figure: it is

thrown in one corner of the picture like a lay-figure in a painter’s

room; the attitude is much like still-life: and the expression is (in

our deliberate judgment) listless, feeble, laboured, neither expressing

the agony of grief, nor the triumph of faith and resignation over it. It

may be, we are wrong: but if so, we cannot help it. It is evident,

however, that this head is painted on a different principle from that of

the Christ last year. It is wrought with care, and even with precision,

in the more detailed outlines: but it is timid, without relief, and

without effect. The colour of the whole figure is, as if it had been

smeared over, and neutralized, with some chalky tint. It does not stand

out from the canvas, either in the general masses, or in the nicer

inflections of the muscles and surface of the skin. It has a veil over

it, not a glory round it. We ought, in justice, to add, that a black and

white copy (we understand by a young lady) of the head of Christ has a

more decided and finer apparent character. To what can this anomaly be

owing? Is it that Mr. Haydon’s conception and drawing of character is

good, but that his mastery in this respect leaves him, when he resigns

the port-crayon; and that, instead of giving additional force and beauty

to the variations of form and expression, by the aid of colour and real

light and shade, he only _smudges_ them over with the pencil, and leaves

the indications of truth and feeling more imperfect than he found them?

We believe that Mr. Haydon generally copies from nature only with his

port-crayon; and paints from conjecture or fancy. If so, it would

account for what we have here considered as a difficulty. We have reason

to believe that the old painters copied form, colour,—every thing, to

the last syllable,—from nature. Indeed, we have seen two of the heads in

the celebrated Madonna of the Garland, the Mother, and the fine head of

Joseph, as original, finished studies of heads (the very same as they

are in the large composition) in the collection at Burleigh-house. By

the contrary practice, Mr. Haydon, as it appears to us, has habituated

his hand and eye to giving only the contour of the features or the

grosser masses:—when he comes to the details of those masses, he fails.

Some one, we suspect from the style of this picture, has been advising

our adventurous and spirited artist to try to finish, and he has been

taking the advice: we would advise him to turn back, and consult the

natural bent of his own genius. A man may avoid great faults or

absurdities by the suggestion of friends: he can only attain positive

excellence, or overcome great difficulties, by the unbiassed force of

his own mind.

The crowd coming, with Judas at their head, to surprise our Saviour, is

not to our taste. We dislike mobs in a picture. There is, however, a

good deal of bustle and movement in the advancing group, and it

contrasts almost too abruptly with the unimpassioned stillness and

retirement of the figure of Christ. Judas makes a bad figure both in Mr.

Haydon’s catalogue, and on his canvas. We think the original must have

been a more profound and plausible-looking character than he is here

represented. He should not grin and show his teeth. He was by all

accounts, a grave, plodding, calculating personage, usurious, and with a

cast of melancholy, and soon after went and hanged himself. Had Mr.

Haydon been in Scotland when he made this sketch? Judas was not a

laughing, careless wag; he was one of the ‘Melancholy Andrews.’—The best

part of this picture is decidedly (in our opinion) the middle ground,

containing the figures of the three Apostles. There is a dignity, a

grace, a shadowy repose about them which approaches close indeed upon

the great style in painting. We have only to regret that a person, who

does so well at times, does not do well always. We are inclined to

attribute such inequalities, and an appearance of haste and

unconcoctedness in some of Mr. Haydon’s plans, to distraction and hurry

of mind, arising from a struggle with the difficulties both of art and

of fortune; and as the last of these is now removed, we trust this

circumstance will leave him at leisure to prosecute the grand design he

has begun (the Raising of Lazarus) with a mind free and unembarrassed;

and enable him to conclude it in a manner worthy of his own reputation,

and that of his country!

POPE, LORD BYRON, AND MR. BOWLES[60]

_The London Magazine._] [_June 1821._

This is a very proper letter for a lord to write to his bookseller, and

for Mr. Murray to show about among his friends, as it contains some dry

rubs at Mr. Bowles, and some good hits at Mr. Southey and his

‘invariable principles.’ There is some good _hating_, and some good

writing in it, some coarse jests, and some dogmatical assertions; but

that it is by any means a _settler_ of the question, is what we are in

all due form inclined to doubt. His Lordship, as a poet, is a little

headstrong and self-willed, a spoiled child of nature and fortune: his

philosophy and criticism have a tincture of the same spirit: he doles

out his opinions with a great deal of frankness and spleen, saying,

‘this I like, that I loathe;’ but he does not trouble himself, or the

reader, with his reasons, any more than he accounts to his servants for

the directions he gives them. This might seem too great a compliment in

his Lordship to the public.

All this _pribble prabble_ about Pope, and Milton, and Shakspeare, and

what foreigners say of us, and the Venus, and Antinous, and the

Acropolis, and the Grand Canal at Venice, and the Turkish fleet, and

Falconer’s Shipwreck, and ethics, and ethical poetry (with the single

exception of some bold picturesque sketches in the poet’s best

prose-style) is what might be talked by any Bond-street lounger of them

all, after a last night’s debauch, in the intervals between the

splashings of the soda-water and the acid taste of the port wine rising

in the mouth. It is no better than that. If his Lordship had sent it in

from Long’s, or the Albany, to be handed about in Albemarle-street, in

slips as he wrote it, it would have been very well. But all the way from

Ravenna, cannot he contrive to send us something better than his own

ill-humour and our own common-places—than the discovery that Pope was a

poet, and that Cowper was none; and the old story that Canova, in

forming a statue, takes a hand from one, a foot from another, and a nose

from a third, and so makes out the idea of perfect beauty! (We would

advise his Lordship to say less about this subject of _virtù_, for he

knows little about it: and besides, his perceptions are at variance with

his theories.) In truth, his Lordship has the worst of this controversy,

though he throws out a number of pert, smart, flashy things, with the

air of a man who sees company on subjects of taste, while his reverend

antagonist, who is the better critic and logician of the two, goes

prosing on in a tone of obsequious pertinacity and sore pleasantry, as

if he were sitting (an unwelcome guest) at his Lordship’s table, and

were awed, yet galled, by the cavalier assumption of patrician manners.

We cannot understand these startling _voluntaries_, played off before

the public on the ground of personal rank, nor the controversial

under-song, like the drone of a bagpipe that forms a tedious

accompaniment to them. As Jem Belcher, when asked if he did not feel a

little awkward at facing Gamble the tall Irishman, made answer, ‘An

please ye, sir, when I am stript to my shirt, I am afraid of no man;’—so

we would advise Mr. Bowles, in a question of naked argument, to fear no

man, and to let no man bite his thumb at him. If his Lordship were to

invite his brother-poet to his house, and to eke out a sour jest by the

flavour of Monte-Pulciano or Frontiniac,—if in the dearth of argument he

were to ply his friend’s weak side with rich sauces and well seasoned

hospitality, ‘_Ah! ça est bon, ah! goutez ça!_‘—if he were to point, in

illustration of Pope’s style, to the marble pillars, the virandas, the

pier glasses, the classic busts, the flowering dessert, and were to

exclaim, ‘You see, my dear Bowles, the superiority of art over nature,

the triumph of polished life over Gothic barbarism: we have here neither

the ghosts nor fairies of Shakspeare, nor Milton’s Heaven, nor _his_

Hell, yet we contrive to do without them;’—it might require Parson

Supple’s command of countenance to smile off this uncourteous address;

but the divine would not have to digest such awkward raillery on an

empty stomach—he would have his _quid pro quo_: his Lordship would have

paid for the liberty of using his privilege of peerage. But why any man

should carry the _rôle_ of his Lordship’s chaplain out of his Lordship’s

house, is what we see no reason for.—Lord Byron, in the Preface to his

Tragedy, complains that Horace Walpole has had hard measure dealt him by

the critics, ‘firstly, because he was a lord, and secondly, because he

was a gentleman.’ We do not know how the case may stand between the

public and a dead nobleman: but a living lord has every reasonable

allowance made him, and can do what no one else can. If Lord Byron

chooses to make a bad joke, by means of an ill-spelt pun, it is a

condescension in his Lordship:—if he puts off a set of smart assertions

and school-boy instances for pithy proofs, it is not because he is not

able, but because he cannot be at the pains of going deeper into the

question:—if he is rude to an antagonist, it is construed into agreeable

familiarity; any notice from so great a man appears like a favour:—if he

tells or recommends ‘a tale of bawdry,’ he is not to be tied down by the

petty rules which restrict common men:—if he publishes a work, which is

thought of too equivocal a description for the delicate air of

Albemarle-street, his Lordship’s own name in the title-page is

sufficient to back it without the formality of a bookseller’s; if a

wire-drawn tragedy of his is acted, in spite of his protestations

against such an appeal to the taste of a vulgar audience, the storm of

pitiless damnation is not let loose upon it, because it is felt that it

would fall harmless on so high and proud a head; the gilded coronet

serves as a conductor to carry off the lightning of popular criticism,

which might blast the merely laurelled bard; the blame, the

disappointment, the flat effect, is thrown upon the manager, upon the

actors—upon any body but the Noble Poet! This sounding title swells the

mouth of Fame, and lends her voice a thousand circling echoes: the rank

of the Author, and the public charity extended to him, as he does not

want it, cover a multitude of sins. What does his Lordship mean, then by

this whining over the neglect of Horace Walpole,—this uncalled-for

sympathy with the faded lustre of patrician and gentlemanly pretensions?

Has _he_ had only half his fame! Or, does he already feel, with morbid

anticipation, the retiring ebb of that overwhelming tide of popularity,

which having been raised too high by adventitious circumstances, is lost

in flats and shallows, as soon as their influence is withdrawn? Lord

Byron has been twice as much talked of as he would have been, had he not

been Lord Byron. His rank and genius have been happily placed ‘each

other’s beams to share,’ and both together, by their mutually reflected

splendour, may be said to have melted the public coldness into the very

wantonness of praise: the faults of the man (real or supposed) have only

given a dramatic interest to his works. Whence, then, this repining,

this ungracious cavilling, this _got up_ ill-humour? We load his

Lordship with ecstatic admiration, with unqualified ostentatious

eulogies; and he throws them stifling back in our face: he thanks us

with cool, cutting contempt: he asks us for our voices, ‘our sweet

voices,’ like Coriolanus; and, like Coriolanus, disdains us for the

unwholesome gift. Why, then does he ask for it? If, as a lord, he holds

in contempt and abhorrence the willing, delighted homage, which the

public pay to the poet, let him retire and feed the pride of birth in

stately solitude, or take his place among his equals: but if he does not

find this enough, and wants our wondering tribute of applause to satisfy

his craving vanity, and make him something more than a mere vulgar lord

among hundreds of other lords, why dash the cup of delicious poison,

which, at his uneasy request, we tender him, to the ground, with

indignant reckless hands, and tell us he scorns equally our censure or

our praise? If he looks upon both as equal impertinence, he can easily

escape out of the reach of both by ceasing to write; we shall in that

case soon cease to think of his Lordship: but if he cannot do without

our good opinion, why affect all this coyness, coldness, and contempt?

If he says he writes not to please us, but to live by us, that only

alters the nature of the obligation, and he might still be civil to Mr.

Murray’s customers. Whether he is independent of public opinion, or

dependent on it, he need not be always sending his readers to Coventry.

When we come to offer him our demonstrations of good will, he should not

kick us down stairs. If he persists in this humour, the distaste may in

time ‘become mutual.’

Before we proceed, there is one thing in which we must say we heartily

agree with Lord Byron; and that is the ridicule with which he treats Mr.

Bowles’s editorial inquisition into the moral character of Pope. It is a

pure piece of clerical priggism. If Pope was not free from vice, we

should like to know who is. He was one of the most faultless of poets,

both in his life and in his writings. We should not care to throw the

first stone at him. We do not wonder at Lord Byron’s laughing outright

at Mr. Bowles’s hysterical horrors at poor Pope’s platonic peccadillos,

nor at his being a little impatient of the other’s attempt to make

himself a _make-believe_ character of perfection out of the ‘most small

faults’ he could rake up against the reputation of an author, whom he

was bound either not to edite or not to injure. But we think his

Lordship turns the tables upon the divine, and gets up into the reading

desk himself, without the proper canonical credentials, when he makes

such a fuss as he does about didactic or moral poetry as the highest of

all others, because moral truth and moral conduct are of such vast and

paramount concernment in human life. But because they are such good

things in themselves, does it follow that they are the better for being

put into rhyme? We see no connection between ‘ends of verse, and sayings

of philosophers.’ This reasoning reminds us of the critic who said, that

the only poetry he knew of, good for any thing, was the four lines,

beginning ‘Thirty days hath September, April, June, and November,’ for

that these were really of some use in finding out the number of days in

the different months of the year. The rules of arithmetic are important

in many respects, but we do not know that they are the fittest subjects

of poetry. Besides, Pope was not the only moral poet, nor are we sure

that we understand his moral system, or that Lord Byron understands it,

or that he understood it himself. Addison paraphrased the Psalms, and

Blackmore sung the Creation: yet Pope has written a lampoon upon the

one, and put the other in his Dunciad. Mr. Bowles has numbers of

manuscript sermons by him, the morality of which, we will venture to

say, is quite as pure, as orthodox, as that of the unpublished cantos of

Don Juan; yet we doubt whether Mr. Murray, the Mecænas of poetry and

orthodoxy, would give as much for the one as for the other. We do not

look for the flowers of fancy in moral treatises, nor for a homily in

his Lordship’s irregular stanzas. The Decalogue, as a practical prose

composition, or as a body of moral laws and precepts, is of sufficient

weight and authority; but we should not regard the putting this into

heroic verse, as an effort of the highest poetry. That ‘Sternhold and

Hopkins had great qualms’ is no imputation on the pious raptures of the

Hebrew bard: and we suspect his Lordship himself would object to the

allegory in Spenser, as a drawback on the poetry, if it is in other

respects to his Lordship’s taste, which is more than we can pretend to

determine. The Noble Letter-writer thus moralizes on this subject and

transposes the ordinary critical canons somewhat arbitrarily and

sophistically.

‘The depreciation of Pope is partly founded upon a false idea of the

dignity of his order of poetry, to which he has partly contributed by

the ingenuous boast,

“That not in Fancy’s maze he wander’d long,

But _stoop’d_ to Truth, and moraliz’d his song.”

‘He should have written “rose to truth.” In my mind the highest of all

poetry is ethical poetry, as the highest of all earthly objects must be

moral truth. Religion does not make a part of my subject; it is

something beyond human hands except Milton’s and Dante’s, and even

Dante’s powers are involved in his delineation of human passions, though

in supernatural circumstances. What made Socrates the greatest of men?

His moral truth—his ethics. What proved Jesus Christ the Son of God

hardly less than his miracles? His moral precepts. And if ethics have

made a philosopher the first of men, and have not been disdained as an

adjunct to his Gospel by the Deity himself, are we to be told that

ethical poetry, or didactic poetry, or by whatever name you term it,

whose object is to make men better and wiser, is not the _very first

order_ of poetry; and are we to be told this too by one of the

priesthood? It requires more mind, more wisdom, more power, than all the

“forests” that ever were “walked” for their “description,” and all the

epics that ever were founded upon fields of battle. The Georgics are

indisputably, and, I believe, _undisputedly_, even a finer poem than the

Æneid. Virgil knew this: he did not order _them_ to be burnt.

“The proper study of mankind is man.”

‘It is the fashion of the day to lay great stress upon what they call

“imagination” and “invention,”—the two commonest of qualities: an Irish

peasant, with a little whiskey in his head, will imagine and invent more

than would furnish forth a modern poem. If Lucretius had not been

spoiled by the Epicurean system, we should have had a far superior poem

to any now in existence. As mere poetry, it is the first of Latin poems.

What then has ruined it? His ethics. Pope has not this defect: his moral

is as pure as his poetry is glorious.’ P. 42.

Really this is very inconsequential, incongruous reasoning. An Irish

peasant, with a little whiskey in his head, would not fall upon more

blunders, contradictions, and defective conclusions. Lord Byron talks of

the ethical systems of Socrates and Jesus Christ. What made the former

the great man he supposes?—The invention of his system—the discovery of

sublime moral truths. Does Lord Byron mean to say, that the mere

repetition of the same precepts in prose, or the turning them into

verse, will make others as great, or will make a great man at all? The

two things compared are wholly disparates. The finding out the 48th

proposition in Euclid made Pythagoras a great man. Shall we say that the

putting this into a grave, didactic distich would make either a great

mathematician or a great poet? It would do neither one nor the other;

though, according to Lord Byron, this distich would belong to the

highest class of poetry, ‘because it would do that in verse, which one

of the greatest of men had wished to accomplish in prose.’ Such is the

way in which his Lordship transposes the common sense of the

question,—because it is his humour! The value of any moral truth depends

on the philosophic invention implied in it. But this rests with the

first author, and the general idea, which forms the basis of didactic

poetry, remains the same, through all its mechanical transmissions

afterwards. The merit of the ethical poet must therefore consist in his

manner of adorning and illustrating a number of these general truths

which are not his own, that is, in the poetical invention and

imagination he brings to the subject, as Mr. Bowles has well shown, with

respect to the episodes in the Essay on Man, the description of the poor

Indian and the lamb doomed to death, which are all the unsophisticated

reader ever remembers of that much-talked-of production. Lord Byron

clownishly chooses to consider all poetry but what relates to this

ethical or didactic truth as ‘a lie.’ Is Lear a lie? Or does his

Lordship prefer the story, or the moral, in Æsop’s Fables? He asks ‘why

must the _poet_ mean the _liar_, the _feigner_, the _tale-teller_? A man

may make and create better things than these.’—He may make and create

better things than a common-place, and he who does not, makes and

creates nothing. The ethical or didactic poet necessarily repeats after

others, because general truths and maxims are limited. The individual

instances and illustrations, which his Lordship qualifies as ‘lies,’

‘feigning,’ and ‘tale-telling,’ are infinite, and give endless scope to

the genius of the true poet. The rank of poetry is to be judged of by

the truth and purity of the moral—so we find it ‘in the bond,’—and yet

Cowper, we are told, was no poet. Is there any keeping in this, or is it

merely an air? Again, we are given to understand that didactic poetry

‘requires more mind, more power than all the descriptive or epic poetry

that ever was written:’ and as a proof of this, his Lordship lays it

down, that the Georgics are a finer poem than the Æneid. We do not

perceive the inference here. ‘Virgil knew this: he did not order _them_

to be burnt.

“The proper study of mankind is man.”’

Does our author mean that this was Virgil’s reason for liking his

pastoral poetry better than his description of Dido and Æneas? But

farther, there is a Latin poem (that of Lucretius) superior even to the

Georgics; nay, it would have been so to any poem now in existence, but

for one unlucky circumstance. And what is that? ‘Its ethics!’ So that

ethics have spoiled the finest poem in the world. This is the rub that

makes didactic poetry come in such a questionable shape. If original,

like Lucretius, there will be a difference of opinion about it. If trite

and acknowledged, like Pope, however pure, there will be little valuable

in it. It is the glory and the privilege of poetry to be conversant

about those truths of nature and the heart that are at once original and

self-evident. His Lordship ought to _have known this_. In the same

passage, he speaks of imagination and invention as ‘the two commonest of

qualities.’ We will tell his Lordship what is commoner, the want of

them. ‘An Irish peasant,’ he adds, ‘with a little whiskey in his head,

will imagine and invent more than’—(What? Homer, Spenser, and Ariosto?

No: but than)—‘would furnish forth a modern poem.’ That we will not

dispute. But at any rate, when sober next morning, he would be as ‘full

of wise saws and modern instances’ as his Lordship; and in either case,

equally positive, tetchy, and absurd!

His Lordship, throughout his pamphlet, makes a point of contradicting

Mr. Bowles, and, it would seem, of contradicting himself. He cannot be

said to have any opinions of his own, but whatever any one else

advances, he denies out of mere spleen and rashness. ‘He hates the word

_invariable_,’ and not without reason. ‘What is there of human, be it

poetry, philosophy, wit, wisdom, science, power, glory, mind, matter,

life, or death, which is invariable?’ There is one of the particulars in

this enumeration, which seems pretty invariable, which is death. One

would think that the principles of poetry are so too, notwithstanding

his peevish disclaimer: for towards the conclusion of this letter he

sets up Pope as a classic model, and considers all modern deviations

from it as grotesque and barbarous.

‘They have raised a mosque by the side of a Grecian temple of the purest

architecture; and, more barbarous than the barbarians from whose

practice I have borrowed the figure, they are not contented with their

own grotesque edifice, unless they destroy _the prior and purely

beautiful fabric which preceded_,[61] and which shames them and theirs

for ever and ever.’

Lord Byron has here substituted his own invariable principles for Mr.

Bowles’s, which he hates as bad as Mr. Southey’s variable politics. Will

nothing please his Lordship—neither dull fixtures nor shining

weather-cocks?—We might multiply instances of a want of continuous

reasoning, if we were fond of this sort of petty cavilling. Yet we do

not know that there is any better quarry in the book. Why does his

Lordship tell us that ‘ethical poetry is the highest of all poetry,’ and

yet that ‘Petrarch the sonnetteer’ is esteemed by good judges the very

highest poet of Italy? Mr. Bowles is a sonnetteer, and a very good one.

Why does he assert that ‘the poet who executes the best is the highest,

whatever his department,’ and then affirm in the next page that didactic

poetry ‘requires more mind, more wisdom, more power than all the forests

that ever were walked for their description;’ and then again, two pages

after, that ‘a good poet can make a silk purse of a sow’s ear;’ that is,

as he interprets it, ‘can imbue a pack of cards with more poetry than

inhabits the forests of America?’ That’s a _Non Sequitur_, as Partridge

has it. Why, contending that all subjects are alike indifferent to the

genuine poet, does he turn round upon himself, and assume that ‘the sun

shining upon a warming-pan cannot be made sublime or poetical?’ Why does

he say that ‘there is nothing in nature like the bust of the Antinous,

except the Venus,’ which is not in nature?[62] Why does he call the

first ‘that wonderful _creation_ of perfect beauty,’ when it is a mere

portrait, and on that account so superior to his favourite coxcomb, the

Apollo? Why does he state that ‘more poetry cannot be gathered into

existence’ than we here see, and yet that this poetry arises neither

from nature nor moral exaltedness; Mr. Bowles and he being at issue on

this very point, viz. the one affirming that the essence of poetry is

derived from nature, and his Lordship, that it consists in moral truth?

Why does he consider a shipwreck as an artificial incident? Why does he

make the excellence of Falconer’s Shipwreck consist in its

technicalities, and not in its faithful description of common feelings

and inevitable calamity? Why does he say all this, and much more, which

he should not? Why does he write prose at all? Yet, in spite of all this

trash, there is one passage for which we forgive him, and here it is.

‘The truth is, that in these days the grand _primum mobile_ of England

is _cant_: cant political, cant poetical, cant religious, cant moral;

but always cant, multiplied through all the varieties of life. It is the

fashion, and while it lasts, will be too powerful for those who can only

exist by taking the tone of the times. I say _cant_, because it is a

thing of words, without the smallest influence upon human actions; the

English being no wiser, no better, and much poorer, and more divided

among themselves, as well as far less moral, than they were before the

prevalence of this verbal decorum.’ These words should be written in

letters of gold, as the testimony of a lofty poet to a great moral

truth, and we can hardly have a quarrel with the writer of them.

There are three questions which form the subject of the present

pamphlet; viz. What is poetical? What is natural? What is artificial?

And we get an answer to none of them. The controversy, as it is carried

on between the chief combatants, is much like a dispute between two

artists, one of whom should maintain that blue is the only colour fit to

paint with, and the other that yellow alone ought ever to be used. Much

might be said on both sides, but little to the purpose. Mr. Campbell

leads off the dance, and launches a ship as a beautiful and poetical

artificial object. But he so loads it with patriotic, natural, and

foreign associations, and the sails are ‘so perfumed that the winds are

love-sick,’ that Mr. Bowles darts upon and seizes it as contraband to

art, swearing that it is no longer the work of the shipwright, but of

Mr. Campbell’s lofty poetic imagination; and dedicates its stolen beauty

to the right owners, the sun, the winds, and the waves. Mr. Campbell, in

his eagerness to make all sure, having overstepped the literal mark,

presses no farther into the controversy; but Lord Byron, who is ‘like an

Irishman in a row, _any body’s customer_,’ carries it on with good

polemical hardihood, and runs a very edifying parallel between the ship

without the sun, the winds, and waves,—and the sun, the winds, and waves

without the ship. ‘The sun,’ says Mr. Bowles, ‘is poetical, by your

Lordship’s admission.’ We think it would have been so without it. But

his Lordship contends that ‘the sun would no longer be poetical, if it

did not shine on ships, or pyramids, or fortresses, and other works of

art,’ (he expressly excludes ‘footmen’s liveries’ and ‘brass

warming-pans’ from among those artificial objects that reflect new

splendour on the eye of Heaven)—to which Mr. Bowles replies, that let

the sun but shine, and ‘it is poetical _per se_,’ in which we think him

right. His Lordship decompounds the wind into a _caput mortuum_ of

poetry, by making it howl through a pig-stye, instead of

‘Roaming the illimitable ocean wide;’

and turns a water-fall, or a clear spring, into a slop-basin, to prove

that nature owes its elegance to art. His Lordship is ‘ill at these

numbers.’ Again, he affirms that the ruined temple of the Parthenon is

poetical, and the coast of Attica with Cape Colonna, and the

recollection of Falconer’s Shipwreck, classical. Who ever doubted it?

What then? Does this prove that the Rape of the Lock is not a

mock-heroic poem? He assures us that a storm with cockboats scudding

before it is interesting, particularly if this happens to take place in

the Hellespont, over which the noble critic swam; and makes it a

question, whether the dark cypress groves, or the white towers and

minarets of Constantinople are more impressive to the imagination? What

has this to do with Pope’s grotto at Twickenham, or the boat in which he

paddled across the Thames to Kew? Lord Byron tells us (and he should

know) that the Grand Canal at Venice is a muddy ditch, without the

stately palaces by its side; but then it is a natural, not an artificial

canal; and finally, he asks, what would the desert of Tadmor be without

the ruins of Palmyra, or Salisbury Plain without Stone-Henge? Mr. Bowles

who, though tedious and teasing, has ‘damnable iteration in him,’ and

has read the Fathers, answers very properly, by saying that a desert

alone ‘conveys ideas of immeasurable distance, of profound silence, of

solitude;’ and that Salisbury Plain has the advantage of Hounslow Heath,

chiefly in getting rid of the ideas of artificial life, ‘carts,

caravans, raree-show-men, butchers’ boys, coaches with coronets, and

livery servants behind them,’ even though Stone-Henge did not lift its

pale head above its barren bosom. Indeed, Lord Byron’s notions of art

and poetry are sufficiently wild, romantic, far-fetched, obsolete: his

taste is Oriental, Gothic; his Muse is not domesticated; there is

nothing _mimminee-pimminee_, modern, polished, light, fluttering, in his

standard of the sublime and beautiful: if his thoughts are proud,

pampered, gorgeous, and disdain to mingle with the objects of humble,

unadorned nature, his lordly eye at least ‘keeps distance due’ from the

vulgar vanities of fashionable life; from drawing-rooms, from

card-parties, and from courts. He is not a carpet poet. He does not sing

the sofa, like poor Cowper. He is qualified neither for poet-laureate

nor court-newsman. He is at issue with the Morning Post and Fashionable

World, on what constitutes the true pathos and sublime of human life. He

hardly thinks Lady Charlemont so good as the Venus, or as an Albanian

girl, that he saw mending the road in the mountains. If he does not like

flowers and forests, he cares as little for stars, garters, and prince’s

feathers, for diamond necklaces and paste buckles. If his Lordship

cannot make up his mind to the quiet, the innocence, the simple,

unalterable grandeur of nature, we are sure that he hates the frippery,

the foppery, and pert grimace of art, quite as much. His Lordship likes

the poetry, the imaginative part of art, and so do we; and so we believe

did the late Mr. John Scott. He likes the _sombre_ part of it, the

thoughtful, the decayed, the ideal, the spectral shadow of human

greatness, the departed spirit of human power. He sympathizes not with

art as a display of ingenuity, as the triumph of vanity or luxury, as it

is connected with the idiot, superficial, petty self-complacency of the

individual and the moment, (these are to him not ‘luscious as locusts,

but bitter as coloquintida’); but he sympathizes with the triumphs of

Time and Fate over the proudest works of man—with the crumbling

monuments of human glory—with the dim vestiges of countless generations

of men—with that which claims alliance with the grave, or kindred with

the elements of nature. This is what he calls art and artificial poetry.

But this is not what any body else understands by the terms, commonly or

critically speaking. There is as little connexion between the two things

as between the grand-daughters of Mr. Coutts, who appeared at court the

other day, and Lady Godiva—as there is between a reigning toast and an

Egyptian mummy. Lord Byron, through the whole of the argument, pelts his

reverend opponent with instances, like throwing a stone at a dog, which

the incensed animal runs after, picks up, mumbles between his teeth, and

tries to see what it is made of. The question is, however, too tough for

Mr. Bowles’s powers of mastication, and though the fray is amusing,

nothing comes of it. Between the Editor of Pope, and the Editor of the

New Monthly Magazine, his Lordship sits

‘——high arbiter,

And by decision more embroils the fray.’

What is the use of taking a work of art, from which ‘all the art of art

is flown’ a mouldering statue, or a fallen column in Tadmor’s marble

waste, that staggers and over-awes the mind, and gives birth to a

thousand dim reflections, by seeing the power and pride of man

prostrate, and laid low in the dust; what is there in this to prove the

self-sufficiency of the upstart pride and power of man? A Ruin is

poetical. Because it is a work of art, says Lord Byron. No, but because

it is a work of art o’erthrown. In it we see, as in a mirror, the life,

the hopes, the labour of man defeated, and crumbling away under the slow

hand of time; and all that he has done reduced to nothing, or to a

useless mockery. Or as one of the bread-and-butter poets has described

the same thing a little differently, in his tale of Peter Bell the

potter,—

‘——The stones and tower

Seem’d fading fast away

From human thoughts and purposes,

To yield to some transforming power,

And blend with the surrounding trees.’

If this is what Lord Byron means by artificial objects and interests,

there is an end of the question, for he will get no critic, no school to

differ with him. But a fairer instance would be a snug citizen’s box by

the road side, newly painted, plastered and furnished, with every thing

in the newest fashion and gloss, not an article the worse for wear, and

a lease of one-and-twenty years to run, and then let us see what Lord

Byron, or his friend and ‘host of human life’ will make of it, compared

with the desolation, and the waste of all these comforts, arts, and

elegances. Or let him take—not the pyramids of Egypt, but the pavilion

at Brighton, and make a poetical description of it in prose or verse. We

defy him. The poetical interest, in his Lordship’s transposed cases,

arises out of the imaginary interest. But the truth is, that where art

flourishes and attains its object, imagination droops, and poetry along

with it. It ceases, or takes a different and ambiguous shape; it may be

elegant, ingenious, pleasing, instructive, but if it aspires to the

semblance of a higher interest, or the ornaments of the highest fancy,

it necessarily becomes burlesque, as for instance, in the Rape of the

Lock. As novels end with marriage, poetry ends with the consummation and

success of art. And the reason (if Lord Byron would attend to it) is

pretty obvious. Where all the wishes and wants are supplied, anticipated

by art, there can be no strong cravings after ideal good, nor dread of

unimaginable evils; the sources of terror and pity must be dried up:

where the hand has done every thing, nothing is left for the imagination

to do or to attempt: where all is regulated by conventional

indifference, the full workings, the involuntary, uncontrollable

emotions of the heart cease: property is not a poetical, but a practical

prosaic idea, to those who possess and clutch it; and cuts off others

from cordial sympathy; but nature is common property, the unenvied idol

of all eyes, the fairy ground where fancy plays her tricks and feats;

and the passions, the workings of the heart (which Mr. Bowles very

properly distinguishes from manners, inasmuch as they are not in the

power of the will to regulate or satisfy) are still left as a subject

for something very different from didactic or mock-heroic poetry. By

_art_ and _artificial_, as these terms are applied to poetry or human

life, we mean those objects and feelings which depend for their

subsistence and perfection on the will and arbitrary conventions of man

and society; and by nature, and natural subjects, we mean those objects

which exist in the universe at large, without, or in spite of, the

interference of human power and contrivance, and those interests and

affections which are not amenable to the human will. That we are to

exclude art, or the operation of the human will, from poetry altogether,

is what we do not affirm; but we mean to say, that where this operation

is the most complete and manifest, as in the creation of given objects,

or regulation of certain feelings, there the spring of poetry, _i.e._ of

passion and imagination, is proportionably and much impaired. We are

masters of Art, Nature is our master; and it is to this greater power

that we find working above, about, and within us, that the genius of

poetry bows and offers up its highest homage. If the infusion of art

were not a natural disqualifier for poetry, the most artificial objects

and manners would be the most poetical: on the contrary, it is only the

rude beginnings, or the ruinous decay of objects of art, or the simplest

modes of life and manners, that admit of, or harmonize kindly with, the

tone and language of poetry. To consider the question otherwise, is not

to consider it too curiously, but not to understand it at all. Lord

Byron talks of Ulysses striking his horse Rhesus with his bow, as an

instance of the heroic in poetry. But does not the poetical dignity of

the instrument arise from its very commonness and simplicity? A bow is

not a supererogation of the works of art. It is almost peculiar to a

state of nature, that is, the first and rudest state of society. Lord

Byron might as well talk of a shepherd’s crook, or the garland of

flowers with which he crowns his mistress, as images borrowed from

artificial life. He cannot make a gentleman-usher’s rod poetical, though

it is the pink of courtly and gentlemanly refinement. Will the bold

stickler for the artificial essence of poetry translate Pope’s

description of Sir Plume,—

‘Of amber-headed snuff-box justly vain,

And the nice conduct of a clouded cane,’—

into the same sort of poetry as Homer’s description of the bow of

Ulysses? It is out of the question. The very mention of the last has a

sound with it like the twang of the bow itself; whereas the others, the

snuff-box and clouded cane, are of the very essence of effeminate

impertinence. Pope says, in Spence’s Anecdotes, that ‘a lady of fashion

would admire a star, because it would remind her of the twinkling of a

lamp on a ball-night.’ This is a much better account of his own poetry

than his noble critic has given. It is a clue to a real solution of the

difficulty. What is the difference between the feeling with which we

contemplate a gas light in one of the squares, and the crescent moon

beside it, but this—that though the brightness, the beauty perhaps, to

the mere sense, is the same or greater; yet we know that when we are out

of the square we shall lose sight of the lamp, but that the moon will

lend us its tributary light wherever we go; it streams over green valley

or blue ocean alike; it is hung up in air, a part of the pageant of the

universe; it steals with gradual, softened state into the soul, and

hovers, a fairy apparition, over our existence! It is this which makes

it a more poetical object than a patent lamp, or a Chinese lanthorn, or

the chandelier at Covent-garden, brilliant as it is, and which, though

it were made ten times more so, would still only dazzle and scorch the

sight so much the more; it would not be attended with a mild train of

reflected glory; it would ‘denote no foregone conclusion,’ would touch

no chord of imagination or the heart; it would have nothing romantic

about it.—A man can make any thing, but he cannot make a sentiment! It

is a thing of inveterate prejudice, of old association, of common

feelings, and so is poetry, as far as it is serious. A ‘pack of cards,’

a silver bodkin, a paste buckle, ‘may be imbued’ with as much mock

poetry as you please, by lending false associations to it; but real

poetry, or poetry of the highest order, can only be produced by

unravelling the real web of associations, which have been wound round

any subject by nature, and the unavoidable conditions of humanity. Not

to admit this distinction at the threshold, is to confound the style of

Tom Thumb with that of the Moor of Venice, or Hurlothrumbo with the Doge

of Venice. It is to mistake jest for earnest, and one thing for another.

‘How far that little candle throws its beams!

So shines a good deed in a naughty world.’

The image here is one of artificial life; but it is connected with

natural circumstances and romantic interests, with darkness, with

silence, with distance, with privation, and uncertain danger: it is

common, obvious, without pretension or boast, and therefore the poetry

founded upon it is natural, because the feelings are so. It is not the

splendour of the candle itself, but the contrast to the gloom

without,—the comfort, the relief it holds out from afar to the benighted

traveller,—the conflict between nature and the first and cheapest

resources of art, that constitutes the romantic and imaginary, that is,

the poetical interest, in that familiar but striking image. There is

more art in the lamp or chandelier; but for that very reason, there is

less poetry. A light in a watch-tower, a beacon at sea, is sublime for

the same cause; because the natural circumstances and associations set

it off; it warns us against danger, it reminds us of common calamity, it

promises safety and hope: it has to do with the broad feelings and

circumstances of human life, and its interest does not assuredly turn

upon the vanity or pretensions of the maker or proprietor of it. This

sort of art is co-ordinate with nature, and comes into the first-class

of poetry, but no one ever dreamt of the contrary. The features of

nature are great leading landmarks, not near and little, or confined to

a spot, or an individual claimant; they are spread out everywhere the

same, and are of universal interest. The true poet has therefore been

described as

‘Creation’s tenant, he is nature’s heir.’

What has been thus said of the man of genius might be said of the man of

no genius. The spirit of poetry, and the spirit of humanity are the

same. The productions of nature are not locked up in the cabinets of the

curious, but spread out on the green lap of earth. The flowers return

with the cuckoo in the spring: the daisy for ever looks bright in the

sun; the rainbow still lifts its head above the storm to the eye of

infancy or age—

‘So was it when my life began;

So is it now I am a man,

So shall it be till I grow old and die;’

but Lord Byron does not understand this, for he does not understand Mr.

Wordsworth’s poetry, and we cannot make him. His Lordship’s nature, as

well as his poetry, is something arabesque and outlandish.—Again, once

more, what, we would ask, makes the difference between an opera of

Mozart’s, and the singing of a thrush confined in a wooden cage at the

corner of the street in which we live? The one is nature, and the other

is art: the one is paid for, and the other is not. Madame Fodor sings

the air of _Vedrai Carino_ in _Don Giovanni_ so divinely, because she is

hired to sing it; she sings it to please the audience, not herself, and

does not always like to be _encored_ in it; but the thrush that awakes

us at daybreak with its song, does not sing because it is paid to sing,

or to please others, or to be admired or criticised. It sings because it

is happy: it pours the thrilling sounds from its throat, to relieve the

overflowings of its own breast—the liquid notes come from, and go to,

the heart, dropping balm into it, as the gushing spring revives the

traveller’s parched and fainting lips. That stream of joy comes pure and

fresh to the longing sense, free from art and affectation, the same that

rises over vernal groves, mingled with the breath of morning, and the

perfumes of the wild hyacinth; that waits for no audience, that wants no

rehearsing, that exhausts its raptures, and still—

‘Hymns its good God, and carols sweet of love.’

There is this great difference between nature and art, that the one _is_

what the other _seems_, and gives all the pleasure it expresses, because

it feels it itself. Madame Fodor sings, as a musical instrument may be

made to play a tune, and perhaps with no more real delight: but it is

not so with the linnet or the thrush, that sings because God pleases,

and pours out its little soul in pleasure. This is the reason why its

singing is (so far) so much better than melody or harmony, than base or

treble, than the Italian or the German School, than quavers or

crotchets, or half-notes, or canzonets, or quartetts, or any thing in

the world but truth and nature!

To give one more instance or two of what we understand by a natural

interest ingrafted on artificial objects, and of the principle that

still keeps them distinct. Amelia’s ‘hashed mutton’ in Fielding, is one

that I might mention. Hashed mutton is an article in cookery, homely

enough in the scale of art, though far removed from the simple products

of nature; yet we should say that this common delicacy which Amelia

provided for her husband’s supper, and then waited so long in vain for

his return, is the foundation of one of the most natural and affecting

incidents in one of the most natural and affecting books in the world.

No description of the most splendid and luxurious banquet could come up

to it. It will be remembered, when the _Almanach des Gourmands_, and

even the article on it in the last Edinburgh Review, are forgotten. Did

Lord Byron never read Boccacio? We wish he would learn refinement from

him, and get rid of his hard _bravura_ taste, and swashbuckler

conclusions. What makes the charm of the Story of the Falcon? Is it

properly art or nature? The tale is one of artificial life, and elegant

manners, and chivalrous pretensions; but it is the fall from these, the

decline into the vale of low and obscure poverty,—the having but one

last loop left to hang life on, and the sacrifice of that to a feeling

still more precious, and which could only give way with life

itself,—that elevates the sentiment, and has made it find its way into

all hearts. Had Frederigo Alberigi had an aviary of Hawks, and preserves

of pheasants without end, he and his poor bird would never have been

heard of. It is not the expence and ostentation of the entertainment he

set before his mistress, but the prodigality of affection, squandering

away the last remains of his once proud fortunes, that stamps this

beautiful incident on the remembrance of all who have ever read it. We

wish Lord Byron would look it over again, and see whether it does not

most touch the chords of pathos and sentiment in those places where we

feel the absence of all the pomp and vanities of art. Mr. Campbell talks

of a ship as a sublime and beautiful object in art. We will confess we

always stop to look at the mail-coaches with no slight emotion, and,

perhaps, extend our hands after some of them, in sign of gratulation.

They carry the letters of friends, of relations; they keep up the

communication between the heart of a country. We do not admire them for

their workmanship, for their speed, for their livery—there is something

more in it than this. Perhaps we can explain it by saying, that we once

heard a person observe—‘I always look at the Shrewsbury mail, and

sometimes with tears in my eyes: that is the coach that will bring me

the news of the death of my father and mother.’ His Lordship will say,

the mail-coach is an artificial object. Yet we think the interest here

was not founded upon that circumstance. There was a finer and deeper

link of affection that did not depend on the red painted pannels, or the

_dyed garments_ of the coachman and guard. At least it strikes us so.

This is not an easy subject to illustrate, and it is still more

difficult to define. Yet we shall attempt something of the sort.

1. Natural objects are common and obvious, and are imbued with an

habitual and universal interest, without being vulgar. Familiarity in

them does not breed contempt, as it does in the works of man. They form

an ideal class; their repeated impression on the mind, in so many

different circumstances, grows up into a sentiment. The reason is, that

we refer them generally and collectively to ourselves, as links and

mementos of our various being; whereas, we refer the works of art

respectively to those by whom they are made or to whom they belong. This

distracts the mind in looking at them, and gives a petty and unpoetical

character to what we feel relating to them. When the works of art become

poetical, it is when they are emancipated from this state of

‘circumscription and confine,’ by some circumstance that sets aside the

idea of property and individual distinction. The sound of village

bells,—

‘——The poor man’s only music,’[63]

excites as lively an interest in the mind, as the warbling of a thrush:

the sight of a village spire presents nothing discordant with the

surrounding scenery.

2. Natural objects are more akin to poetry and the imagination, partly

because they are not our own handy-work, but start up spontaneously,

like a visionary creation, of their own accord, without our knowledge or

connivance.—

‘The earth hath bubbles, as the water hath,

And these are of them;—’

and farther, they have this advantage over the works of art, that the

latter either fall short of their preconceived intention, and excite our

disgust and disappointment by their defects; or, if they completely

answer their end, they then leave nothing to the imagination, and so

excite little or no romantic interest that way. A Count Rumford stove,

or a Dutch oven, are useful for the purposes of warmth or culinary

dispatch. Gray’s purring favourite would find great comfort in warming

its nose before the one, or dipping its whiskers in the other; and so

does the artificial animal, man: but the poetry of Rumford grates or

Dutch ovens, it would puzzle even Lord Byron to explain. Cowper has made

something of the ‘loud-hissing urn,’ though Mr. Southey, as being one of

the more refined ‘naturals,’ still prefers ‘the song of the kettle.’ The

more our senses, our self-love, our eyes and ears, are surrounded, and,

as it were, saturated with artificial enjoyments and costly decorations,

the more the avenues to the imagination and the heart are unavoidably

blocked up. We do not say, that this may not be an advantage to the

individual; we say it is a disadvantage to the poet. Even ‘Mine Host of

Human Life’ has felt its palsying, enervating influence. Let any one

(after ten years old) take shelter from a shower of rain in Exeter

Change, and see how he will amuse the time with looking over the

trinkets, the chains, the seals, the curious works of art. Compare this

with the description of Una and the Red Cross Knight in Spenser:

‘Enforc’d to seek some covert nigh at hand,

A shady grove not far away they spied,

That promis’d aid the tempest to withstand:

Whose lofty trees, yclad with summer’s pride,

Did spread so broad, that heaven’s light did hide,

Not pierceable with power of any star;

And all within were paths and alleys wide,

With footing worn, and leading inward far;

Far harbour that them seems: so in they enter’d are.

‘And forth they pass, with pleasure forward led,

Joying to hear the birds’ sweet harmony,

Which therein shrowded from the tempest’s dread,

Seem’d in their song to scorn the cruel sky.

Much can they praise the trees so straight and high,

The sailing pine, the cedar proud and tall,

The vine-prop elm, the poplar never dry,

The builder oak, sole king of forests all,

The aspen good for staves, the cypress funeral.’[64]

Artificial flowers look pretty in a lady’s head-dress; but they will not

do to stick into lofty verse. On the contrary, a crocus bursting out of

the ground seems to blush with its own golden light—‘a thing of life.’

So a greater authority than Lord Byron has given his testimony on this

subject: ‘Behold the lilies of the field, they toil not, neither do they

spin; yet I say unto you, that even Solomon in all his glory was not

arrayed like one of these.’ Shakspeare speaks of—

——‘Daffodils,

That come before the swallow dares and take

The winds of March with beauty.’

All this play of fancy and dramatic interest could not be transferred to

a description of hot-house plants, regulated by a thermometer. Lord

Byron unfairly enlists into the service of his argument those artificial

objects, which are direct imitations of nature, such as statuary, etc.

This is an oversight. At this rate, all poetry would be artificial

poetry. Dr. Darwin is among those, who have endeavoured to confound the

distinctions of natural and artificial poetry, and indeed, he is,

perhaps, the only one who has gone the whole length of Lord Byron’s

hypercritical and super-artificial theory. Here are some of his lines,

which have been greatly admired.

_Apostrophe to Steel._

‘Hail, adamantine steel! magnetic lord,

King of the prow, the ploughshare, and the sword!

True to the pole, by thee the pilot guides

His steady course amid the struggling tides,

Braves with broad sail the immeasurable sea,

Cleaves the dark air, and asks no star but thee!’

This is the true false gallop of the sublime. Yet steel is a very useful

metal, and doubtless performs all these wonders. But it has not, among

so many others, the virtue of amalgamating with the imagination. We

might quote also his description of the spinning-jenny, which is

pronounced by Dr. Aikin to be as ingenious a piece of mechanism as the

object it describes; and, according to Lord Byron, this last is as well

suited to the manufacture of verses as of cotton-twist without end.

3. Natural interests are those which are real and inevitable, and are so

far contradistinguished from the artificial, which are factitious and

affected. If Lord Byron cannot understand the difference, he may find it

explained by contrasting some of Chaucer’s characters and incidents with

those in the Rape of the Lock, for instance. Custance floating in her

boat on the wide sea, is different from Pope’s heroine,

‘Launched on the bosom of the silver Thames.’

Griselda’s loss of her children, one by one, of her _all_, does not

belong to the same class of incidents, nor of subjects for poetry, as

Belinda’s loss of her favourite curl. A sentiment that has rooted itself

in the heart, and can only be torn from it with life, is not like the

caprice of the moment—the putting on of paint and patches, or the

pulling off a glove. The inbred character is not like a masquerade

dress. There is a difference between the theatrical, and natural, which

is important to the determination of the present question, and which has

been overlooked by his Lordship. Mr. Bowles, however, formally insists

(and with the best right in the world) on the distinction between

passion and manners. But he agrees with Lord Byron, that the Epistle to

Abelard is the height of the pathetic.

‘Strange that such difference should be

Twixt tweedledum and tweedledee.’

That it is in a great degree pathetic, we should be amongst the last to

dispute; but its character is more properly rhetorical and voluptuous.

That its interest is of the highest or deepest order, is what we should

wonder to hear any one affirm, who is intimate with Shakspeare, Chaucer,

Boccacio, our own early dramatists, or the Greek tragedians. There is

more true, unfeigned, unspeakable, heart-felt distress in one line of

Chaucer’s tale just mentioned,

‘Let me not like a worm go by the way,’

than in all Pope’s writings put together; and we say it without any

disrespect to him too. Didactic poetry has to do with manners, as they

are regulated, not by fashion or caprice, but by abstract reason and

grave opinion, and is equally remote from the dramatic, which describes

the involuntary and unpremeditated impulses of nature. As Lord Byron

refers to the Bible, we would just ask him here, which he thinks the

most poetical parts of it, the Law of the Twelve Tables, the Book of

Leviticus, etc.; or the Book of Job, Jacob’s dream, the story of Ruth

etc?

4. Supernatural poetry is, in the sense here insisted on, allied to

nature, not to art, because it relates to the impressions made upon the

mind by unknown objects and powers, out of the reach both of the

cognizance and will of man, and still more able to startle and confound

his imagination, while he supposes them to exist, than either those of

nature or art. The Witches in Macbeth, the Furies in Æschylus, are so

far artificial objects, that they are creatures of the poet’s brain; but

their impression on the mind depends on their possessing attributes,

which baffle and set at nought all human pretence, and laugh at all

human efforts to tamper with them. Satan in Milton is an artificial or

ideal character: but would any one call this artificial poetry? It is,

in Lord Byron’s phrase, super-artificial, as well as super-human poetry.

But it is serious business. Fate, if not Nature, is its ruling genius.

The Pandemonium is not a baby-house of the fancy, and it is ranked

(ordinarily,) with natural, _i.e._ with the highest and most important

order of poetry, and above the Rape of the Lock. We intended a

definition, and have run again into examples. Lord Byron’s _concretions_

have spoiled us for philosophy. We will therefore leave off here, and

conclude with a character of Pope, which seems to have been written with

an eye to this question, and which (for what we know) is as near a

solution of it as the Noble Letter-writer’s emphatical division of

Pope’s writings into ethical, mock-heroic, and fanciful poetry.

‘Pope was not assuredly a poet of this class, or in the first rank of

it. He saw nature only dressed by art; he judged of beauty by fashion;

he sought for truth in the opinions of the world; he judged of the

feelings of others by his own. The capacious soul of Shakspeare had an

intuitive and mighty sympathy with whatever could enter into the heart

of man in all possible circumstances: Pope had an exact knowledge of all

that he himself loved or hated, wished or wanted. Milton has winged his

daring flight from heaven to earth, through Chaos and old Night. Pope’s

Muse never wandered with safety, but from his library to his grotto, or

from his grotto into his library back again. His mind dwelt with greater

pleasure on his own garden, than on the garden of Eden; he could

describe the faultless whole-length mirror that reflected his own

person, better than the smooth surface of the lake that reflects the

face of heaven—a piece of cut glass or a pair of paste buckles with more

brilliance and effect, than a thousand dew-drops glittering in the sun.

He would be more delighted with a patent lamp, than with “the pale

reflex of Cynthia’s brow,” that fills the skies with its soft silent

lustre, that trembles through the cottage window, and cheers the

watchful mariner on the lonely wave. In short, he was the poet of

personality and of polished life. That which was nearest to him, was the

greatest; the fashion of the day bore sway in his mind over the

immutable laws of nature. He preferred the artificial to the natural in

external objects, because he had a stronger fellow-feeling with the

self-love of the maker or proprietor of a gewgaw, than admiration of

that which was interesting to all mankind. He preferred the artificial

to the natural in passion, because the involuntary and uncalculating

impulses of the one hurried him away with a force and vehemence with

which he could not grapple; while he could trifle with the conventional

and superficial modifications of mere sentiment at will, laugh at or

admire, put them on or off like a masquerade dress, make much or little

of them, indulge them for a longer or a shorter time, as he pleased; and

because while they amused his fancy and exercised his ingenuity, they

never once disturbed his vanity, his levity, or indifference. His mind

was the antithesis of strength and grandeur; its power was the power of

indifference. He had none of the enthusiasm of poetry; he was in poetry

what the sceptic is in religion.

‘It cannot be denied, that his chief excellence lay more in diminishing,

than in aggrandizing objects; in checking, not in encouraging our

enthusiasm; in sneering at the extravagances of fancy or passion,

instead of giving a loose to them; in describing a row of pins and

needles, rather than the embattled spears of Greeks and Trojans; in

penning a lampoon or a compliment, and in praising Martha Blount.

‘Shakspeare says,

“——In Fortune’s ray and brightness

The herd hath more annoyance by the brize

Than by the tyger: but when the splitting wind

Makes flexible the knees of knotted oaks,

And flies fled under shade, why then

The thing of courage,

As roused with rage, with rage doth sympathise;

And with an accent tuned in the self-same key,

Replies to chiding Fortune.”

There is none of this rough work in Pope. His Muse was on a

peace-establishment, and grew somewhat effeminate by long ease and

indulgence. He lived in the smiles of fortune, and basked in the favour

of the great. In his smooth and polished verse we meet with no prodigies

of nature, but with miracles of wit; the thunders of his pen are

whispered flatteries; its forked lightnings pointed sarcasms; for—“the

gnarled oak,” he gives us “the soft myrtle:” for rocks, and seas, and

mountains, artificial grass-plats, gravel-walks, and tinkling rills; for

earthquakes and tempests, the breaking of a flower-pot, or the fall of a

china jar; for the tug and war of the elements, or the deadly strife of

the passions, we have

“Calm contemplation and poetic ease.”

Yet within this retired and narrow circle how much, and that how

exquisite, was contained! What discrimination, what wit, what delicacy,

what fancy, what lurking spleen, what elegance of thought, what pampered

refinement of sentiment! It is like looking at the world through a

microscope, where every thing assumes a new character and a new

consequence, where things are seen in their minutest circumstances and

slightest shades of difference; where the little becomes gigantic, the

deformed beautiful, and the beautiful deformed. The wrong end of the

magnifier is, to be sure, held to everything, but still the exhibition

is highly curious, and we know not whether to be most pleased or

surprised. Such, at least, is the best account I am able to give of this

extraordinary man, without doing injustice to him or others.’

ON CONSISTENCY OF OPINION

_The London Magazine._] [_November 1821._

‘——Servetur ad imum

Qualis ab inceptu processerit, et sibi constet.’

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