The Scarecrow Takes Time to Think

“It seems to me,” began the Scarecrow, when all were again assembled in

the throne room, “that the girl Jinjur is quite right in claiming to be

Queen. And if she is right, then I am wrong, and we have no business to

be occupying her palace.”

“But you were the King until she came,” said the Woggle-Bug, strutting

up and down with his hands in his pockets; “so it appears to me that

she is the interloper instead of you.”

“Especially as we have just conquered her and put her to flight,” added

the Pumpkinhead, as he raised his hands to turn his face toward the

Scarecrow.

“Have we really conquered her?” asked the Scarecrow, quietly. “Look out

of the window, and tell me what you see.”

Tip ran to the window and looked out.

“The palace is surrounded by a double row of girl soldiers,” he

announced.

“I thought so,” returned the Scarecrow. “We are as truly their

prisoners as we were before the mice frightened them from the palace.”

“My friend is right,” said Nick Chopper, who had been polishing his

breast with a bit of chamois-leather. “Jinjur is still the Queen, and

we are her prisoners.”

“But I hope she cannot get at us,” exclaimed the Pumpkinhead, with a

shiver of fear. “She threatened to make tarts of me, you know.”

“Don’t worry,” said the Tin Woodman. “It cannot matter greatly. If you

stay shut up here you will spoil in time, anyway. A good tart is far

more admirable than a decayed intellect.”

“Very true,” agreed the Scarecrow.

“Oh, dear!” moaned Jack; “what an unhappy lot is mine! Why, dear

father, did you not make me out of tin—or even out of straw—so that I

would keep indefinitely.”

“Shucks!” returned Tip, indignantly. “You ought to be glad that I made

you at all.” Then he added, reflectively, “everything has to come to an

end, some time.”

“But I beg to remind you,” broke in the Woggle-Bug, who had a

distressed look in his bulging, round eyes, “that this terrible Queen

Jinjur suggested making a goulash of me—Me! the only Highly Magnified

and Thoroughly Educated Woggle-Bug in the wide, wide world!”

“I think it was a brilliant idea,” remarked the Scarecrow, approvingly.

“Don’t you imagine he would make a better soup?” asked the Tin Woodman,

turning toward his friend.

“Well, perhaps,” acknowledged the Scarecrow.

The Woggle-Bug groaned.

“I can see, in my mind’s eye,” said he, mournfully, “the goats eating

small pieces of my dear comrade, the Tin Woodman, while my soup is

being cooked on a bonfire built of the Saw-Horse and Jack Pumpkinhead’s

body, and Queen Jinjur watches me boil while she feeds the flames with

my friend the Scarecrow!”

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This morbid picture cast a gloom over the entire party, making them

restless and anxious.

“It can’t happen for some time,” said the Tin Woodman, trying to speak

cheerfully; “for we shall be able to keep Jinjur out of the palace

until she manages to break down the doors.”

“And in the meantime I am liable to starve to death, and so is the

Woggle-Bug,” announced Tip.

“As for me,” said the Woggle-Bug, “I think that I could live for some

time on Jack Pumpkinhead. Not that I prefer pumpkins for food; but I

believe they are somewhat nutritious, and Jack’s head is large and

plump.”

“How heartless!” exclaimed the Tin Woodman, greatly shocked. “Are we

cannibals, let me ask? Or are we faithful friends?”

“I see very clearly that we cannot stay shut up in this palace,” said

the Scarecrow, with decision. “So let us end this mournful talk and try

to discover a means to escape.”

At this suggestion they all gathered eagerly around the throne, wherein

was seated the Scarecrow, and as Tip sat down upon a stool there fell

from his pocket a pepper-box, which rolled upon the floor.

“What is this?” asked Nick Chopper, picking up the box.

“Be careful!” cried the boy. “That’s my Powder of Life. Don’t spill it,

for it is nearly gone.”

“And what is the Powder of Life?” enquired the Scarecrow, as Tip

replaced the box carefully in his pocket.

“It’s some magical stuff old Mombi got from a crooked sorcerer,”

explained the boy. “She brought Jack to life with it, and afterward I

used it to bring the Saw-Horse to life. I guess it will make anything

live that is sprinkled with it; but there’s only about one dose left.”

“Then it is very precious,” said the Tin Woodman.

“Indeed it is,” agreed the Scarecrow. “It may prove our best means of

escape from our difficulties. I believe I will think for a few minutes;

so I will thank you, friend Tip, to get out your knife and rip this

heavy crown from my forehead.”

Tip soon cut the stitches that had fastened the crown to the

Scarecrow’s head, and the former monarch of the Emerald City removed it

with a sigh of relief and hung it on a peg beside the throne.

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“That is my last memento of royalty” said he; “and I’m glad to get rid

of it. The former King of this City, who was named Pastoria, lost the

crown to the Wonderful Wizard, who passed it on to me. Now the girl

Jinjur claims it, and I sincerely hope it will not give her a

headache.”

“A kindly thought, which I greatly admire,” said the Tin Woodman,

nodding approvingly.

“And now I will indulge in a quiet think,” continued the Scarecrow,

lying back in the throne.

The others remained as silent and still as possible, so as not to

disturb him; for all had great confidence in the extraordinary brains

of the Scarecrow.

And, after what seemed a very long time indeed to the anxious watchers,

the thinker sat up, looked upon his friends with his most whimsical

expression, and said:

“My brains work beautifully today. I’m quite proud of them. Now,

listen! If we attempt to escape through the doors of the palace we

shall surely be captured. And, as we can’t escape through the ground,

there is only one other thing to be done. We must escape through the

air!”

He paused to note the effect of these words; but all his hearers seemed

puzzled and unconvinced.

“The Wonderful Wizard escaped in a balloon,” he continued. “We don’t

know how to make a balloon, of course; but any sort of thing that can

fly through the air can carry us easily. So I suggest that my friend

the Tin Woodman, who is a skillful mechanic, shall build some sort of a

machine, with good strong wings, to carry us; and our friend Tip can

then bring the Thing to life with his magical powder.”

“Bravo!” cried Nick Chopper.

“What splendid brains!” murmured Jack.

“Really quite clever!” said the Educated Woggle-Bug.

“I believe it can be done,” declared Tip; “that is, if the Tin Woodman

is equal to making the Thing.”

“I’ll do my best,” said Nick, cheerily; “and, as a matter of fact, I do

not often fail in what I attempt. But the Thing will have to be built

on the roof of the palace, so it can rise comfortably into the air.”

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“To be sure,” said the Scarecrow.

“Then let us search through the palace,” continued the Tin Woodman,

“and carry all the material we can find to the roof, where I will begin

my work.”

“First, however,” said the Pumpkinhead, “I beg you will release me from

this horse, and make me another leg to walk with. For in my present

condition I am of no use to myself or to anyone else.”

So the Tin Woodman knocked a mahogany center-table to pieces with his

axe and fitted one of the legs, which was beautifully carved, on to the

body of Jack Pumpkinhead, who was very proud of the acquisition.

“It seems strange,” said he, as he watched the Tin Woodman work, “that

my left leg should be the most elegant and substantial part of me.”

“That proves you are unusual,” returned the Scarecrow. “and I am

convinced that the only people worthy of consideration in this world

are the unusual ones. For the common folks are like the leaves of a

tree, and live and die unnoticed.”

“Spoken like a philosopher!” cried the Woggle-Bug, as he assisted the

Tin Woodman to set Jack upon his feet.

“How do you feel now?” asked Tip, watching the Pumpkinhead stump around

to try his new leg.

“As good as new” answered Jack, joyfully, “and quite ready to assist

you all to escape.”

“Then let us get to work,” said the Scarecrow, in a business-like tone.

So, glad to be doing anything that might lead to the end of their

captivity, the friends separated to wander over the palace in search of

fitting material to use in the construction of their aerial machine.

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