CHAPTER XXXIX.

_How the Americans take their Holidays.--The Hotel is their

Mecca.--Mammoth Hotels.--Jacksonville and St. Augustine.--The

Ponce de Leon Hotel.--Rocking-chairs.--Having a "Good

Time!"--The American is never Bored.--The Food is not very

Salt, but the Bill is very Stiff.--The Negroes of the

South.--Prodigious Memories.--More "Duchesses."--The

Negresses.--I Insult a Woman._

Hotels are one of the strongest attractions in America to the Americans,

especially the ladies.

When we Europeans travel, we alight at a hotel because it is impossible

that we should have a pitching place of our own in each town we visit,

or friends able to receive us; in other words, we go to the hotel

because we cannot help it. When we leave our good bed and table, and set

out to see the world a little, we say to ourselves: "The worst part of

it is, that we shall have to live in hotels perhaps for a month or two;

but, after all, it cannot be helped; we must put up with hotels, since

we have made up our minds to see Switzerland, or Scotland, or Italy."

Our object in travelling is to see new countries, make pleasant

excursions, climb mountains, &c.; and to attain that object, we must use

the hotels as a convenience, as a sad necessity.

In Europe, the hotel is a means to an end.

In America, it is the end.

People travel hundreds, nay, thousands of miles for the pleasure of

putting up at certain hotels. Listen to their conversation, and you will

find it mainly turns, not upon the fine views they have discovered, or

the excursions and walks they have enjoyed, but upon the respective

merits of the various hotels they have put up at. Hotels are for them

what cathedrals, monuments, ruins, and the beauties of Nature are for

us.

In February, 1888, I went to see the Americans taking their pleasure in

Florida. During the months of January, February, and March, flocks of

society people from the great towns in the north go to Florida, where

the sun is warm, and the orange trees are in full beauty of fruit and

flower. Jacksonville and St. Augustine are in winter what Saratoga,

Newport, and Long Branch are in summer: the rendezvous of all who have

any pretension to a place in the fashionable world.

But what do they do at Jacksonville and St. Augustine, all these

Americans in search of a "good time"? You think perhaps that in the

morning they set out in great numbers to make long excursions into the

country or on the water; that picnics, riding parties, and such

out-of-door pastimes are organised.

Not so. They get up, breakfast, and make for the balconies or terraces

of the hotels, there to rock themselves two or three hours in

rocking-chairs until lunch time; after this they return to their

rocking-chairs again and wait for dinner. Dinner over, they go to the

drawing-rooms, where there are more rocking-chairs, and listen to an

orchestra until bedtime. And yet, what pretty environs the little town

of Jacksonville has, for instance! For miles around stretches a

villa-dotted orange grove!

* * * * *

And the _table d'hote_!

Oh! that _table d'hote_!

In France, we look well at the bill of fare and study it; we discuss the

dishes, arranging them discreetly and artistically in the mind before

making their acquaintance more fully on the palate. We are _gourmets_.

In America, the question seems to be not, "Which of these dishes will go

well together?" but, "How many of them can I manage?" It is so much a

day; the moderate eaters pay for the gluttons.

* * * * *

You see women come down at eight to breakfast in silk attire, and decked

with diamonds. And what a breakfast! First an orange and a banana to

freshen the mouth and whet the appetite; then fish, bacon and eggs, or

omelette, beefsteak and fried potatoes, hominy cakes, and preserves.

"How little you eat, you Frenchpeople!" said an American to me one day,

as I was ordering my breakfast of _cafe au lait_ and bread and butter.

"You are mistaken," said I; "only we do not care for our dinner at eight

o'clock in the morning."

The larger the hotel is, the better the Americans like it. A little,

quiet, well-kept hotel where, the cookery being done for twenty or

thirty persons instead of a thousand, the beef has not the same taste as

mutton; a hotel where you are known and called by your name, where you

are not simply No. 578, like a convict;--this kind of pitching place

does not attract the American, He must have something large, enormous,

immense. He is inclined to judge everything by its size.

Jacksonville and St. Augustine boast a score of hotels, each capable of

accommodating from six hundred to a thousand guests. These hotels are

all full from the beginning of January to the end of March.

* * * * *

I have almost always accepted with reserve the American superlatives

followed by the traditional _in the world_; but it may safely be said

that the Ponce de Leon Hotel, at St. Augustine, is not only the largest

and handsomest hotel in America, but in the whole world. Standing in the

prettiest part of the picturesque little town, this Moorish palace, with

its walls of onyx, its vast, artistically-furnished saloons, its

orange-walks, fountains, cloisters, and towers, is a revelation, a scene

from the _Arabian Nights_.

Here the Americans congregate in search of a "good time," as they call

it. The charges range from ten to twenty-five dollars a day for each

person, exclusive of wines and extras. The American who goes to the

Ponce de Leon with his wife and daughters, therefore spends twelve,

fifteen, or twenty pounds a day. For this sum, he and his family are

fed, played to by a very ordinary band, and supplied with an immense

choice of rocking-chairs. On his return to New York, he declares to his

friends that he has had a "lovely time." The American never admits that

he has been bored, in America especially. The smallest incidents of the

trip are events and adventures, and he never fails to have his "good

time." He is as easily pleased as a child, and everything American calls

out his admiration, or at least his interest. Remark to him, for

instance, that to go by train to Florida from the north, one has to

travel through more than six hundred miles of pine-forest--which makes

the journey very uninteresting--and he will throw you a pitying glance

which seems to say "Immense, sir, immense, like everything that is

American."

The temperature of Florida in winter is rarely lower than 64 degrees,

and ranges from that to 75; but the climate is moist and enervating, the

country a vast marsh, and so flat that, by standing on a chair, one

could see to the extremities of it with the aid of a good field glass.

Some enterprising American should throw up a hill down there: he would

make his fortune. Everyone would go to see it.

* * * * *

It is not everybody who can afford the luxury of the Ponce de Leon

Hotel, but it is everybody who likes to be seen there in the season.

You must be able to say, when you return to the north, that you have

been at the Ponce de Leon. This is how it can be managed. You go to some

other hotel near the Ponce. In the evening, dressed in all your

diamonds, you glide into the courtyard of the great caravansery. Another

step takes you to the immense rotunda where the concert is going on. You

stroll through the saloons and corridors, and, taking a seat where you

can be seen of the multitude, you listen to the music. About ten or

eleven o'clock, you beat a retreat and return to your own hotel.

Wishing to set my mind at rest on this matter, I went one evening about

half-past nine to the Casa Monica and Florida House. There, in the rooms

where the musicians engaged by the proprietors play every evening, were,

at the most, a score of people.

* * * * *

Heard at the St. Augustine station as I was leaving:

"Hello! you are off too?" said a young man to a friend who had just

installed his wife in the train for Jacksonville.

"My dear fellow, I have been here a fortnight; the Ponce de Leon is

magnificent, but the bill is ruinous."

"Never mind, old man; take it off your wife's next dress-money."

Everything is on a grand scale in American hotels, especially the

bills.

With few exceptions, the waiters in all the great hotels are negroes.

You are served with intelligence and politeness. No "duchesses" in the

great cities of the north, or the fashionable resorts of the south.

Those good negroes have such cheerful, open faces! They seem so glad to

be alive, and they look so good-natured, that it does one good to see

them. When they look at one another, they laugh. When you look at them,

they laugh. If a negro sees another negro blacker than himself, he is

delighted; he calls him "darky," and looks on him in a patronising way.

Their great dark eyes that show the whites so, when they roll them in

their own droll fashion; the two rows of white teeth, constantly on

view, framed in thick _retrousse_ lips; the swaying manner of walking,

with turned-out toes and head thrown back; the musical voice, sweet but

sonorous, and so pleasing compared to the horrible twang of the

lower-class people of the north,--all make up a picturesque whole: you

forget the colour, and fall to admiring them.

And how amusing they are!

At the Everett Hotel, Jacksonville, I one day went to the wrong table.

"You've come to de wrong table, sah," said the attendant darky. Then,

indicating the negro who served at the next table, he added, "Dat's de

gentleman dat waits on you, sah."

I immediately recognised my "gentleman," and changed my seat. The fact

is that all the negroes are alike at a glance. It requires as much

perspicacity to tell one from another, as it does to distinguish one

French gendarme from another French gendarme.

I never met with such memories as some of those darkies have.

As I have said, the hotels of Florida are besieged during the winter

months. At dinner time, you may see from six hundred to a thousand

people at table. The black head-waiter knows each of the guests. The

second time they enter the dining-room, he conducts them to their places

without making a mistake in one instance. If you stop but a day, you may

return a month after, and not only will he recollect your face, but he

will be able to tell you which little table you sat at, and which place

at that table was yours.

At the door of the dining-room, a young negro of sixteen or eighteen

takes your hat and puts it on a hat-rack. I have seen hundreds thus in

his care at a time. You leave the dining-room, and, without a moment's

hesitation, he singles out your hat and hands it to you. It is wonderful

when one thinks of it. I give you the problem to solve. Several hundred

men, most of whom you have not seen more than once or twice before, pass

into a room, handing you their chimney-pots or wide-awakes to take care

of. They come out of the room in no sort of order, and you have to give

each the hat that belongs to him. I have tried hard and often, but never

succeeded in finding out how it is done.

Another negro in the hall goes and gets your key when he sees you

return from a walk. No need to tell him the number of your room--he

knows it. He may have seen you but once before, but that is

all-sufficient--he never errs.

* * * * *

And the negresses! good, merry-looking creatures, with buxom faces and

forms, supple, light, graceful gait, and slender waists, aping the

fashion, and having very pretty fashions of their own, coquetting and

mincing as they walk out with their "tic'lars" (particulars). The

enjoyment of life is written on their faces, and one ends by thinking

some of them quite pretty. I have seen some splendid figures amongst

them. You should see them on Sundays, dressed in scarlet or some other

bright colour, with great hats jauntily turned up on one side, and

fanning themselves with the ease and grace of Belgravian ladies.

Negresses are not employed as chambermaids in hotels. They go into

service only as nurses, and of course children love them. Unhappily for

you, it is the objectionable "duchesses" that you find again, upstairs

this time. The evil is not so great as it is in the smaller towns, where

these young persons wait at table also. In the best hotels, their only

duty is to keep the bedrooms tidy. You must not ask any service of them

beyond that. If you desire anything brought to your bedroom, you ring,

and a negro comes to answer the bell and receive your order.

I remember having one day insulted one of these women--certainly

unintentionally, but the crime was none the less abominable for that.

This was it.

I was dressing to go out to dinner, and wanted some hot water to shave

with. Having rung three times and received no answer, I grew impatient

and opened the door, in the hope of seeing some servant who would be

obliging enough to fetch me the water in question. A chambermaid was

passing my door.

"Could you, please, get me some hot water?" I said.

"What do you say?" was the reply, accompanied by a frown of contempt.

"Would you be so good as to get me some hot water?" I timidly repeated.

"Who do you think I am? Haven't you a bell in your room?" replied the

harpy.

And she passed along, indignant.

I withdrew into my room in fear and trembling, and for a few minutes was

half afraid of receiving a request to quit the hotel immediately.

I shaved with cold water that day.

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