AT THE SECRETARY'S TABLE.

_The P. P. (turning over the priced Catalogue)._ Ah, here it is!

It's unsold--it's marked down at--(_his face falls_)--eleven--eleven

--that's _rather_ over my limit. (_To his Friend._) Do you mind

waiting while I try the paper on it once more? (_His Friend consents;

the P. P. returning, after an interval_.) No, I had my doubts from

the beginning--it _won't_ do, after all!

_His Friend._ But I thought you said the paper didn't put it out?

_The P. P._ It doesn't--but the picture takes all the shine out of the

paper.

_His Friend._ I suppose you couldn't very well change the paper--eh?

_The P. P._ Change the paper?--when it's only been up a week, and cost

seven-and-six the piece! My _dear_ fellow, what are you talking about?

No, no--I must see if I can't get a picture to match it at MAPLE'S,

that's all.

_His Friend (vaguely)._ Yes, I suppose they understand all that sort

of thing there.

[_They go out, relieved at having arrived at a decision._

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[Illustration: CARNIVOROUS.

(_On Hospitable Thoughts intent._)

"OH, THEY'RE TOO MANY TO HAVE TO EAT ALL TOGETHER, PAPA! LET'S KNOCK

OFF THE CHILDREN FOR TEA."

"YES; AND WE CAN DO WITH THE FATHER AND MOTHER FOR DINNER, YOU KNOW!"]

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