VIGILANT.

SIR,--I think you should know the last dodge. I was walking home from

a rather heavy dinner the other evening, when I came across a man

exactly like myself. He might have been my twin brother. He didn't say

anything, but put out his hand towards me as if asking for alms. Of

course I refused, as I could see that the man was drunk. A little

later I was escorted home by a policeman. The next morning, when I

got to the spot where I had been accosted by this silently-begging

stranger, I found a looking-glass. The police say they have the

matter in hand, but they do not see much prospect of finding the

original.--T. O'BACCUS.

SIR,--As a warning to the less wary, I beg to send you the following

particulars:--A short time ago I met at a Charity Banquet an Alderman

who was apparently a most excellent gentleman; and I lay a stress upon

this fact to show how deceptive are appearances. After the speeches,

my City friend said he would like to subscribe to the benefaction. He

asked me if I had change for a five-pound note. I replied I had only

four pounds. He said that that would do, and that I could forward

him the additional sovereign at my leisure. I then handed over the

quartette of golden coins in exchange for his bank-note. Immediately

afterwards I quitted the apartment to ascertain if the note was

genuine. I have not seen the Alderman since. I may add that although

I believe the draft a forgery, I have received its full alleged value

from the Bank of England.

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