FALBULOUS!

DR. FALB, of Vienna, knows when earthquakes and eruptions are going to

occur. Mr. MORLEY said, the other day, in the House of Commons, that

the best way of treating a prophet was not to believe him; but this

is rather difficult when the prophet happens to be right, as Dr. FALB

generally is. For example, he predicted the last terrible earthquake

at Zante, which only came one day before it was due. Dr. FALB has

been interviewed about how he does it,--or perhaps it would be

more appropriate to say, that he has been subjected to some mild

"Heckling"--and he appears to hold that it is the action of the Moon

on the tides which is responsible. In support of his theory it has

been noticed that it is quite a custom of the people at Zante, after

their houses have fallen in on their heads, to observe--"That was

a tidy shock!" These predictions should help them to tide over the

periods of danger.

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