CHAPTER 5. THE STORY OF MY CATS.

If this swinging-process fails entirely when its object is to make the

insect lose its bearings, what influence can it have upon the Cat? Is

the method of whirling the animal round in a bag, to prevent its return,

worthy of confidence? I believed in it at first, so close-allied was it

to the hopeful idea suggested by the great Darwin. But my faith is now

shaken: my experience with the insect makes me doubtful of the Cat. If

the former returns after being whirled, why should not the latter? I

therefore embark upon fresh experiments.

And, first of all, to what extent does the Cat deserve his reputation of

being able to return to the beloved home, to the scenes of his amorous

exploits on the tiles and in the hay-lofts? The most curious facts are

told of his instinct; children's books on natural history abound with

feats that do the greatest credit to his prowess as a pilgrim. I do

not attach much importance to these stories: they come from casual

observers, uncritical folk given to exaggeration. It is not everybody

who can talk about animals correctly. When some one not of the craft

gets on the subject and says to me, 'Such or such an animal is black,' I

begin by finding out if it does not happen to be white; and many a time

the truth is discovered in the converse proposition. Men come to me and

sing the praises of the Cat as a travelling-expert. Well and good: we

will now look upon the Cat as a poor traveller. And that would be the

extent of my knowledge if I had only the evidence of books and of people

unaccustomed to the scruples of scientific examination. Fortunately,

I am acquainted with a few incidents that will stand the test of my

incredulity. The Cat really deserves his reputation as a discerning

pilgrim. Let us relate these incidents.

One day--it was at Avignon--there appeared upon the garden-wall a

wretched-looking Cat, with matted coat and protruding ribs, so thin

that his back was a mere jagged ridge. He was mewing with hunger. My

children, at that time very young, took pity on his misery. Bread

soaked in milk was offered him at the end of a reed. He took it. And the

mouthfuls succeeded one another to such good purpose that he was

sated and went off, heedless of the 'Puss! Puss!' of his compassionate

friends. Hunger returned; and the starveling reappeared in his wall-top

refectory. He received the same fare of bread soaked in milk, the same

soft words. He allowed himself to be tempted. He came down from the

wall. The children were able to stroke his back. Goodness, how thin he

was!

It was the great topic of conversation. We discussed it at table: we

would tame the vagabond, we would keep him, we would make him a bed

of hay. It was a most important matter: I can see to this day, I shall

always see the council of rattleheads deliberating on the Cat's fate.

They were not satisfied until the savage animal remained. Soon he grew

into a magnificent Tom. His large round head, his muscular legs, his

reddish fur, flecked with darker patches, reminded one of a little

jaguar. He was christened Ginger because of his tawny hue. A mate joined

him later, picked up in almost similar circumstances. Such was the

origin of my series of Gingers, which I have retained for little short

of twenty years through the vicissitudes of my various removals.

The first of these removals took place in 1870. A little earlier, a

minister who has left a lasting memory in the University, that fine

man, Victor Duruy (Jean Victor Duruy (1811-1894), author of a number

of historical works, including a well-known "Histoire des Romains", and

minister of public instruction under Napoleon III. from 1863 to 1869.

Cf. "The Life of the Fly": chapter 20.--Translator's Note.), had

instituted classes for the secondary education of girls. This was the

beginning, as far as was then possible, of the burning question of

to-day. I very gladly lent my humble aid to this labour of light. I

was put to teach physical and natural science. I had faith and was not

sparing of work, with the result that I rarely faced a more attentive or

interested audience. The days on which the lessons fell were red-letter

days, especially when the lesson was botany and the table disappeared

from view under the treasures of the neighbouring conservatories.

That was going too far. In fact, you can see how heinous my crime was: I

taught those young persons what air and water are; whence the lightning

comes and the thunder; by what device our thoughts are transmitted

across the seas and continents by means of a metal wire; why fire

burns and why we breathe; how a seed puts forth shoots and how a flower

blossoms: all eminently hateful things in the eyes of some people, whose

feeble eyes are dazzled by the light of day.

The little lamp must be put out as quickly as possible and measures

taken to get rid of the officious person who strove to keep it alight.

The scheme was darkly plotted with the old maids who owned my house and

who saw the abomination of desolation in these new educational methods.

I had no written agreement to protect me. The bailiff appeared with a

notice on stamped paper. It baldly informed that I must move out within

four weeks from date, failing which the law would turn my goods and

chattels into the street. I had hurriedly to provide myself with a

dwelling. The first house which we found happened to be at Orange. Thus

was my exodus from Avignon effected.

We were somewhat anxious about the moving of the Cats. We were all of us

attached to them and should have thought it nothing short of criminal to

abandon the poor creatures, whom we had so often petted, to distress

and probably to thoughtless persecution. The shes and the kittens would

travel without any trouble: all you have to do is to put them in a

basket; they will keep quiet on the journey. But the old Tom-cats were

a serious problem. I had two: the head of the family, the patriarch; and

one of his descendants, quite as strong as himself. We decided to

take the grandsire, if he consented to come, and to leave the grandson

behind, after finding him a home.

My friend Dr. Loriol offered to take charge of the forsaken one. The

animal was carried to him at nightfall in a closed hamper. Hardly

were we seated at the evening-meal, talking of the good fortune of

our Tom-cat, when we saw a dripping mass jump through the window. The

shapeless bundle came and rubbed itself against our legs, purring with

happiness. It was the Cat.

I learnt his story next day. On arriving at Dr. Loriol's, he was locked

up in a bedroom. The moment he saw himself a prisoner in the unfamiliar

room, he began to jump about wildly on the furniture, against the

window-panes, among the ornaments on the mantelpiece, threatening to

make short work of everything. Mme. Loriol was frightened by the little

lunatic; she hastened to open the window; and the Cat leapt out among

the passers-by. A few minutes later, he was back at home. And it was no

easy matter: he had to cross the town almost from end to end; he had

to make his way through a long labyrinth of crowded streets, amid a

thousand dangers, including first boys and next dogs; lastly--and this

perhaps was an even more serious obstacle--he had to pass over the

Sorgue, a river running through Avignon. There were bridges at hand,

many, in fact; but the animal, taking the shortest cut, had used none of

them, bravely jumping into the water, as its streaming fur showed. I

had pity on the poor Cat, so faithful to his home. We agreed to do our

utmost to take him with us. We were spared the worry: a few days later,

he was found lying stiff and stark under a shrub in the garden. The

plucky animal had fallen a victim to some stupid act of spite. Some one

had poisoned him for me. Who? It is not likely that it was a friend!

There remained the old Cat. He was not indoors when we started; he

was prowling round the hay-lofts of the neighbourhood. The carrier was

promised an extra ten francs if he brought the Cat to Orange with one of

the loads which he had still to convey. On his last journey he brought

him stowed away under the driver's seat. I scarcely knew my old Tom when

we opened the moving prison in which he had been confined since the

day before. He came out looking a most alarming beast, scratching and

spitting, with bristling hair, bloodshot eyes, lips white with foam. I

thought him mad and watched him closely for a time. I was wrong: it was

merely the fright of a bewildered animal. Had there been trouble with

the carrier when he was caught? Did he have a bad time on the journey?

History is silent on both points. What I do know is that the very nature

of the Cat seemed changed: there was no more friendly purring, no more

rubbing against our legs; nothing but a wild expression and the deepest

gloom. Kind treatment could not soothe him. For a few weeks longer, he

dragged his wretched existence from corner to corner; then, one day, I

found him lying dead in the ashes on the hearth. Grief, with the help of

old age, had killed him. Would he have gone back to Avignon, had he had

the strength? I would not venture to affirm it. But, at least, I think

it very remarkable that an animal should let itself die of home-sickness

because the infirmities of age prevent it from returning to its old

haunts.

What the patriarch could not attempt, we shall see another do, over a

much shorter distance, I admit. A fresh move is resolved upon, that

I may have, at length, the peace and quiet essential to my work. This

time, I hope that it will be the last. I leave Orange for Serignan.

The family of Gingers has been renewed: the old ones have passed away,

new ones have come, including a full-grown Tom, worthy in all respects

of his ancestors. He alone will give us some difficulty; the others, the

babies and the mothers, can be removed without trouble. We put them into

baskets. The Tom has one to himself, so that the peace may be kept. The

journey is made by carriage, in company with my family. Nothing striking

happens before our arrival. Released from their hampers, the females

inspect the new home, explore the rooms one by one; with their pink

noses they recognize the furniture: they find their own seats, their own

tables, their own arm-chairs; but the surroundings are different. They

give little surprised miaows and questioning glances. A few caresses and

a saucer of milk allay all their apprehensions; and, by the next day,

the mother Cats are acclimatised.

It is a different matter with the Tom. We house him in the attics, where

he will find ample room for his capers; we keep him company, to relieve

the weariness of captivity; we take him a double portion of plates to

lick; from time to time, we place him in touch with some of his family,

to show him that he is not alone in the house; we pay him a host of

attentions, in the hope of making him forget Orange. He appears, in

fact, to forget it: he is gentle under the hand that pets him, he comes

when called, purrs, arches his back. It is well: a week of seclusion and

kindly treatment have banished all notions of returning. Let us give him

his liberty. He goes down to the kitchen, stands by the table like the

others, goes out into the garden, under the watchful eye of Aglae, who

does not lose sight of him; he prowls all around with the most innocent

air. He comes back. Victory! The Tom-cat will not run away.

Next morning:

'Puss! Puss!'

Not a sign of him! We hunt, we call. Nothing. Oh, the hypocrite, the

hypocrite! How he has tricked us! He has gone, he is at Orange. None

of those about me can believe in this venturesome pilgrimage. I declare

that the deserter is at this moment at Orange mewing outside the empty

house.

Aglae and Claire went to Orange. They found the Cat, as I said they

would, and brought him back in a hamper. His paws and belly were covered

with red clay; and yet the weather was dry, there was no mud. The Cat,

therefore, must have got wet crossing the Aygues torrent; and the moist

fur had kept the red earth of the fields through which he passed. The

distance from Serignan to Orange, in a straight line, is four and a half

miles. There are two bridges over the Aygues, one above and one below

that line, some distance away. The Cat took neither the one nor the

other: his instinct told him the shortest road and he followed that

road, as his belly, covered with red mud, proved. He crossed the torrent

in May, at a time when the rivers run high; he overcame his repugnance

to water in order to return to his beloved home. The Avignon Tom did the

same when crossing the Sorgue.

The deserter was reinstated in his attic at Serignan. He stayed there

for a fortnight; and at last we let him out. Twenty-four hours had

not elapsed before he was back at Orange. We had to abandon him to his

unhappy fate. A neighbour living out in the country, near my former

house, told me that he saw him one day hiding behind a hedge with a

rabbit in his mouth. Once no longer provided with food, he, accustomed

to all the sweets of a Cat's existence, turned poacher, taking toll of

the farm-yards round about my old home. I heard no more of him. He came

to a bad end, no doubt: he had become a robber and must have met with a

robber's fate.

The experiment has been made and here is the conclusion, twice proved.

Full-grown Cats can find their way home, in spite of the distance and

their complete ignorance of the intervening ground. They have, in their

own fashion, the instinct of my Mason-bees. A second point remains to be

cleared up, that of the swinging motion in the bag. Are they thrown out

of their latitude by this stratagem, are or they not? I was thinking

of making some experiments, when more precise information arrived and

taught me that it was not necessary. The first who acquainted me with

the method of the revolving bag was telling the story told him by a

second person, who repeated the story of a third, a story related on the

authority of a fourth; and so on. None had tried it, none had seen it

for himself. It is a tradition of the country-side. One and all extol

it as an infallible method, without, for the most part, having attempted

it. And the reason which they give for its success is, in their eyes,

conclusive. If, say they, we ourselves are blind-folded and then spin

round for a few seconds, we no longer know where we are. Even so with

the Cat carried off in the darkness of the swinging bag. They argue from

man to the animal, just as others argue from the animal to man: a faulty

method in either case, if there really be two distinct psychic worlds.

The belief would not be so deep-rooted in the peasant's mind, if facts

had not from time to time confirmed it. But we may assume that, in

successful cases, the Cats made to lose their bearings were young and

unemancipated animals. With those neophytes, a drop of milk is enough

to dispel the grief of exile. They do not return home, whether they have

been whirled in a bag or not. People have thought it as well to subject

them to the whirling operation by way of an additional precaution; and

the method has received the credit of a success that has nothing to do

with it. In order to test the method properly, it should have been tried

on a full-grown Cat, a genuine Tom.

I did in the end get the evidence which I wanted on this point.

Intelligent and trustworthy people, not given to jumping to conclusions,

have told me that they have tried the trick of the swinging bag to keep

Cats from returning to their homes. None of them succeeded when the

animal was full-grown. Though carried to a great distance, into another

house, and subjected to a conscientious series of revolutions, the Cat

always came back. I have in mind more particularly a destroyer of the

Goldfish in a fountain, who, when transported from Serignan to Piolenc,

according to the time-honoured method, returned to his fish; who, when

carried into the mountain and left in the woods, returned once more. The

bag and the swinging round proved of no avail; and the miscreant had to

be put to death. I have verified a fair number of similar instances,

all under most favourable conditions. The evidence is unanimous: the

revolving motion never keeps the adult Cat from returning home. The

popular belief, which I found so seductive at first, is a country

prejudice, based upon imperfect observation. We must, therefore, abandon

Darwin's idea when trying to explain the homing of the Cat as well as of

the Mason-bee.

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