A GLAD NEW YEAR.

_A Reflecting Roundel._

"A Glad New Year!" Why, bless my heart, how fast

The time flies by! The year's no sooner here

Than it is gone and numbered with the past--

A Glad New Year!

For some the sun shines bright, the sky is clear,

No threatening clouds o'erhead exist to cast

A single shadow. Yet, ah me, how drear

The sad estate in which some lives are passed!

The day when none are sad may not be near,

But then--and not till then--there'll be at last

A Glad New Year!

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UP-TO-DATE VERSION FOR MATURE VIRGINS AND PREMATURELY GRIZZLED WORKING

MEN.--They whom the gods _don't_ love, _dye_ young!

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[Illustration: THE PROBLEM PLAY.

_New Woman_ (_with the hat_). "NO! _MY_ PRINCIPLE IS SIMPLY _THIS_--IF

THERE'S A _DEMAND_ FOR THESE PLAYS, IT MUST BE _SUPPLIED!_"

_Woman not New_ (_with the bonnet_). "PRECISELY! JUST AS WITH THE

BULL-FIGHTS IN SPAIN!"

[_Scores._

]

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