"WHO SHOT BAT AND ED WHITE"
Life would sometimes be simpler if events were more evenly spaced
and periods of inaction put to a better use by letting them hold the
incidents that otherwise must pile on top of one another and crowd
one day overfull of excitement. But so long as we remain unscientific
enough to take things just as they come and let our emotions rule our
hands and feet, life will continue to go steady by jerks.
Take this day in Smoky Ford and at the Palmer ranch, just seven miles
out yet well within the trouble zone. If there is anything in thought
vibrations, Tony and Bud must have owned powerful mental dynamos and
set them working full speed that morning. The pity is that they did not
work altogether in harmony, but instead set up different currents of
violent thought action--and most of the mental activity gyrated around
that money looted from the bank.
The money itself was safe enough, once it reached Delkin's stable.
Delkin was a shrewd man when sudden misfortune did not upset him, and
his method of safeguarding the bank's property was truly ingenious.
Among his horses was one with the significant name, The Butcher. His
character lived up to his name, and with the exception of the stableman
and Delkin himself, not a man in Smoky Ford would venture within reach
of his teeth or his heels--and both had an amazing reach, by the way.
Delkin studied long and deeply over the safest place--barring the
bank--for the money and papers, and his cogitations brought him finally
to The Butcher. The bank, he considered, was out of the question for
the present. Some one would be sure to see them carrying the stuff
inside, and the news would spread like scandal. Until Palmer's gang was
safe behind the bars, it must be taken for granted that the money was
still missing.
This naturally left Delkin thinking of The Butcher, and the more he
thought of him the easier he felt in his mind. The Butcher had his own
little corral for exercise, his own box stall. Moreover, the manger was
built high and had a false bottom nearly two feet from the floor. Who
in Smoky Ford would ever dream of finding anything in The Butcher's box
stall, even if they dared look there?
Delkin did not say a word until they reached the stable and he had
sent the stableman up into the office to watch for chance callers. The
Butcher was out in the corral, and Delkin closed the stall door to make
sure that the horse would stay outside for a while. Even then he took
only Bradley into his confidence, after the others had gone to see what
was doing in the saloons and whether the Palmer men were still in town,
and what the Meadowlark boys had gained by confession. Not even Bud
suspected Delkin of having a secret, but supposed that the money would
be kept in the office until it could be transferred to the bank vault.
Instead, the two men carried it into the box stall, pried up a board in
the manger and dropped everything underneath, replaced the board and
the hay in the manger and heaved sighs of relief. Then Delkin waved
Bradley out of the stall, opened the outer door and called The Butcher
in. He came, nickering softly for a lump of sugar, got it and nibbled
daintily while Delkin slipped out and shut the door. It was a bit early
to shut up The Butcher, but the stableman would not bother with him
unless he had to; Delkin knew that.
"There! We needn't worry about anybody stealing it to-night," grinned
Delkin. "Unless the stable gets afire we're dead safe, Brad. We can
leave it right here until we are ready to open up the bank again. Now,
let's get after Palmer and his gang."
They met Bud coming with four much-ruffled Meadowlarks, a small,
rat-eyed Mexican hustled along in their midst. Bud's eyes were once
more snapping with excitement, the others inclined to glassy stares
through red and swollen lids.
"Here's the one they call Mex. Took two knives off him, and the boys
got a gun. Haven't located Palmer and Bat yet," Bud announced, as the
two bankers hurried toward them.
"Aw, they crawled off t' die som'ers!" Tony pompously declared. "We
licked 'em to a fare-ye-well. Didn't we lick 'em, boys?"
"Shore enough did," Mark Hanley boasted. "Put 'em both awn the run. One
of 'em chawed m' ear off, purty near, but I got 'im."
"Sh'd say we licked 'em!" big Bob boasted. "Now I'm goin' to git drunk."
"Yes, y' betcha!" Jack Rosen approved gravely.
"Betcha they know now who the thieves is an' who the murderers is,"
Tony cried exultantly. "Told 'em m'self. Called the turn on that
boat--made 'em swaller twice, that did! Told 'em I could put m' hands
awn--"
"Good Lord!" Bud gave Delkin and Bradley a quick look that had in it a
good deal of consternation. "They'll beat it out of the country now.
Gone for the loot, and they won't stop short of the Badlands. Tony, you
damn' chump, why didn't you keep your face closed?"
"Why? Had t' open it, didn't I, t' swaller a drink er two? Me, I don't
drink only with m' eyes, I tell you those! Had t' open m' mouth,
anyway--thought I might as well use it. Wha's matter with that? They
_are_ thieves an' murderers, ain't they? Told 'em so--licked 'em to a
frazzle. Didn't we, boys?"
"Damn' right," three voices growled in chorus.
"Palmer, he run out on us, 'r we'd licked him too. This Mex, here, he's
licked. Howled like a pup. Didn't you, Mex?" Tony turned gravely to the
cringing captive, who nodded sullen surrender.
"Well, get your horses," Bud snapped. "You've got some riding to do
now, you're so darn gay and festive. How long have they been gone? Do
you know?"
They thought they knew exactly, but their answers were so conflicting
that Bud and Delkin finally took the word of a boy who volunteered
the information that Bat and Ed White had ridden out of town about ten
minutes ago, headed toward home.
"We'll have to fan the breeze, boys, and we may wind up in the
Badlands. Mr. Bradley, we'd better take a little grub--sardines and
crackers, or something like that. Because if we don't overhaul them at
the ranch, we'll just keep on going."
"I'll bring some stuff to the stable," said Bradley, and started on a
trot to the store.
"Oh, hell, and we don't get drunk at all!" Big Bob Leverett complained
disgustedly. "Wish I had the whisky I washed m' face in. A hull quart
of Metropole gone t' granny!"
Bud whirled on the group and stared angrily from one to the other.
"You're drunk enough," he said contemptuously. "You fellows seem to
think this is just a picnic. Do you want me to round up a posse here
in Smoky Ford, and tell them that we've got the goods on the gang that
killed Charlie and robbed the bank and that we're going after them, but
our own men are too drunk to be of any use? I can take a town bunch, if
you say so, and let you boys stay here and swill whisky. It would be a
consistent finish to the damage you've done already--telling the gang
that we're wise to them, rough-housing awhile like any other drunken
chumps, and then letting them all get off except this greaser who may
not know a thing about it." His lip curled in a sneer. "A hell of an
outfit you are to round up outlaws!"
"Gwan an' git your Smoky Ford posse if you want to, Bud," Tony said
stiffly, the whisky fumes swept clean from his brain by the hurt Bud
had given. "While you're gittin' them, we'll hit the trail. Come awn,
boys."
They took the remaining distance in a run, and they were saddled and
ducking under the stable doorway and racing off up the road and out of
town while Bud was still waiting for Bradley to come with supplies,
and Delkin was telephoning the sheriff to come as quick as the Lord
would let him. Smoky Ford itself saw only that the Meadowlark boys were
in town raising Cain again, never dreaming that their one big tragedy
of the summer was reaching a fortuitous climax, under the guise of a
drunken fight in a saloon.
The Mexican, dropped unceremoniously when the boys ran for their
horses, would have ducked out of sight completely if Bud had not seen
his first furtive sidling and caught him by the collar. Him they
turned over to the stableman for safe-keeping. He would be kept safe,
because the stableman hated any man not of his own race, as is the way
of certain cramped souls.
"Now, we'll have to fan it," Bud cried impatiently, "before those
drunken punchers of ours do some other fool thing. How soon will the
sheriff get here, Mr. Delkin?"
"Wel-l, it's about four-thirty now--little more. Oughta make it by
ten or eleven. I was lucky to catch him in the office. Just got in
off a wild goose chase down river, he said. I told him if we aren't
here or at Palmer's, he better pick up our trail there. Didn't mention
getting the money back--too darn many mule-ears on the line. Didn't say
anything definite, only I needed him right away, and he'd find me out
at Palmer's or somewhere beyond. He'll come on a long lope. And say,
Bud, the way the boys shot out the door and took off up the road, I
don't believe they were so darn drunk after all!"
"Why?" The harsh judgment of youth still held Bud's reason in thrall.
"Think it takes brains to stay on a horse? I never saw our boys too
drunk to ride, Mr. Delkin. It's all right--if they take it out in
riding and don't attempt to _think_."
Unconsciously Bud maligned those four. They weren't so far from being
sober, once they were out of the atmosphere of the saloon and pelting
up the road in the cooling breeze of late afternoon. In spite of Bud's
opinion of their mental condition, the four were beginning to think.
"Know what old Palmer done?" Bob Leverett, soberest of the four, half
turned in the saddle to face the others as they raced along. "Went
after the dough they took from the bank. I'd bet money on it. He heard
them cracks you made to Bat about the boat, Tony. That's about when he
beat it. Great friend, ain't he? Quit his men cold at the first word
you let drop. Betcha he's got the money and gone with it."
"Betcha we ain't fur behind 'im," Tony flashed back. "Bud, he makes me
sore! Tell you right now, I don't like the way he rares up an' gives us
this high-schoolin' talk when things don't go jest to suit his idees.
Hell, I punched cows before Bud was big enough t' keep his own nose
clean! Drunk! Huh!"
"Bud, he's a good kid enough, but he's _just_ a kid," Mark Hanley
opined. "Swell-headed; knows it all; thinks a little schoolin' gives
him a license t' ride herd on us boys like we was yearlin's turned out
in the spring. C'm awn--mebbe we kin round up the bunch 'fore he gits
there. Learn 'im a little somethin', mebbe."
"Well, I don't want to make any brash statements," said Rosen, "but I
betcha Bud, he'll wish 't he'd trailed with our party, 'stead of his
own, 'fore he's through. We got 'em runnin' for the boodle, and now
we'll fog along behind and glom em jest about the time they git it."
Bob Leverett nodded and pricked his horse with the spurs, and the
others lunged ahead to keep pace with him. They were yet some distance
from the house when they heard the distant pop of gunshots--the
unmistakable _pow-w_ of a .45 fired several times in quick succession,
or else one or two shots from several guns. And, riding hard to the
gate, they were not too late to see the tell-tale blue haze down by the
pasture gate to show where the shooting had taken place.
Bob, in the lead, opened the gate and let it swing wide to where the
weight sagged it down so that it dropped against a rock and remained
there. The three pounded through and took his dust to the stable and
beyond, passing the house without a glance toward it.
"It's dem Meddalahks dat shot shingles off ouah roof, suh," Sam called
excitedly to Gelle, who was standing in the kitchen door with his
six-shooter in his hand and a longing look in his eyes. "Now moah
shootin' takes place direckly, Mist' Meddalahk. Yessuh, dey shuah can
shoot!"
"My luck--always settin' around in the shade watchin' the rest of the
bunch have all the fun!" Gelle turned back, walked very circumspectly
to the bedroom door, turned the knob and looked in. "Yore boss is
showin' signs of life, Snowball. Guess I better camp here, seein'
he's the old he-one of the bunch. Tell you what you do, Snowball. You
go down there and tell the boys Jelly's here with a rib broke into a
thousand pieces, an' old Palmer's hog-tied; so I can't leave, nohow.
Will you do that?"
"Ah--Ah do anything awn uth fer yo'all, Mist' Meddalahk. Ah--ef dey all
shoots ole Sam, Ah wish yo'all 'd kinely keep dis heah dollah fo' tokum
ob ma gratefulness, Mist' Meddalahk, suh."
Gelle took the dollar, looked queerly at Sam and gave it back. He took
what was left of the sheet, thrust it into the negro's shaking hands
and grinned reassuringly.
"You wave that, Snowball, and they won't shoot. I'm kinda afraid they
might go out the other way, up along the field to the road. You
ketch 'em, Snowball, and I'll give you another dollar when you bring
'em back. Tell 'em what I said--I got Palmer hog-tied, but my rib is
stickin' through my liver er somethin' like that, so I can't fan down
there. Gwan."
Sam went, waving the torn sheet every step of the way; a brave thing
to do, considering how scared he was. And Gelle, watching anxiously
from the doorway, wondered why the shooting did not begin again, now
that his fellows were at hand. For that matter, since it was not the
Meadowlark boys who had started the gun-fighting in the pasture, down
by the ledge, who was it? He had Palmer safe, and so far as he knew,
Bat Johnson and the others had not returned from town. Certainly they
had not passed the house, or Sam would have seen them. Yet they must
have left town, or the Meadowlark boys would not be here.
"If I don't find out how about it right pronto, I'll bust!" Gelle
complained to a lean cat that came walking up the path with a chipmunk
in its mouth,--earning its board, Gelle thought irrelevantly while he
waited, sight and hearing strained to catch some indication of what was
going on down there. It was too quiet. Gelle did not like it at all.
And then from the road to town came the pluckety-pluckety tattoo of
galloping horses, and Bud, Delkin and Bradley swerved without checking
their pace and came racing through the gateway; saw Gelle standing in
the doorway and reined closer to the house. Bud's horse stopped in two
stiff-legged jumps within ten feet of Gelle.
"It's down in the pasture, whatever's goin' on," Gelle called, without
waiting to be asked. "I got Palmer tied up in here--the boys went
foggin' past--there was some shootin', but it quit before they got
there. For the Lord sake, go bring me some news!"
At that moment the boys came loping around the end of the stable,
riding loose and in no great hurry.
"Show's over," Tony bellowed, with possibly a shade of mean triumph in
his voice--for Bud's benefit. "Bat and Ed, they're down there in the
pasture deader'n last year. That Mex and ole Palmer's about all there
is left to hang, and we glommed the Mex and Jelly's got Palmer. Bud,
you might as well gwan home. Us boys have wound things up for yuh."
"Yes? Did you get the money back?" Bud was young enough and human
enough to take that fling at them.
"Oh, no-o--but that's a mere detail. We ain't come to that yet."
Tony's manner was still charged with triumph.
"Say, who shot Bat an' Ed White?" Gelle's mind pounced upon the one
puzzling point in the affair. "You fellers didn't. There wasn't a shot
fired after you boys passed the house."
"Why--we figured they shot each other. Bat's gun was still smokin' when
we got there, and Ed's gun was warm. Bat had fired three shots and Ed
White two--"
"Yeah? Who fired them other four or five shots? I counted nine er ten,
I wasn't shore which. How many 'd you hear, Snowball?"
Sam had just arrived, puffing from haste and excitement.
"Jes' what yo'all heah, Mist' Meddalahk, yessuh. Me, Ah doan' count
good nohow, but Ah's shuah Ah huhd shootin' lak dey nevah would run
outa bullits. Ah counts mighty slow, but Ah huhd jes' as many as what
yo'all huhd."
"Sounded like more than five to me," Bob Leverett declared, now that
the subject was opened. "More like about four guns in action than two;
three, anyway. Reckon there's more in the gang that we don't know
about?"
"That," said Delkin, "is what we must find out."