MUSIC AND MYSTERY.

“Papa can stand no more! How, then, can I break this to him?” The

speaker, a radiantly beautiful young girl, stood sobbing in the

great musical emporium of Harry M. Daly & Co.

“Consider me a policeman and not a piano-mover.” As he said these

words, Paul Postelwaite came forward with his hat in his hand. For

all he knew the damsel in distress might be a carriage customer,

and, besides, he was afraid if he left his hat in the shipping

department a member of the firm might steal it.

“Oh, sir,” replied the beautiful young girl, “I saw a pianola

advertisement some time ago which said: ‘_With this instrument

anyone can play the piano._’ And I, taking all my little savings,

bought one for papa!”

“Yes?”

“It arrived to-day. Too late, I perceive that a pianola is an

instrument from which music can only be extorted by the feet, and

poor papa was run over by an electric car and lost both legs.

[Illustration: “_As he said these words, Paul Postelwaite came

forward._”]

“It was all my little savings, as I have said. The firm will not

take the pianola back, and my poor papa has no visible means of

support.”

“But you can sue the street railway company for damages,” said

Paul, soothingly.

“We threatened to do that, but the railroad company only said papa

should consider he was sufficiently damaged and they did not see

why he should sue for any more. However, they said we might bring

the matter into court and they would see what they could do to his

character.”

“Go home, little one,” said Paul Postelwaite, kindly, “and I will

come around this evening and play the pianola for your papa myself.”

The foregoing will show that although Paul moved in musical circles

he was neither a sharp nor a flat. His worst predilection was that

he continually talked shop, for his last words to his distressed

young confidant were, “Compose yourself!”

Paul Postelwaite had long resolved upon a musical career. He knew

the pitfalls of the profession. On every side of him he saw and

heard the unfortunates who played the piano to excess. A hater of

discord, he resolved to save the victims of piano-playing from

themselves. To this end he studied piano-moving.

Most pianos are bought on the instalment plan. Most payers for

pianos bought on this plan fall behind in their instalments. It was

Paul’s duty to call and take away the pianos of those who had been

remiss.

He bore abuse and vituperation, not with stolid indifference but

with the conscientious feeling that he was a public benefactor.

He had the reward of public appreciation. People afflicted by

proximity to those who played the piano to excess no longer

complained to the Board of Health. They ascertained if any payments

were overdue on the instrument of torture, and then they sent for

Paul.

Paul’s father had been a piano-maker. But he had been overtaken by

misfortune. He made pianos for the big department stores.

But while he only made one grade of piano, he was compelled by the

exigencies of his trade to stencil them with so many different

names that he forgot his own. And one day, while suffering

from loss of memory in this regard, he signed a name not his

own to a check and was compelled to retire from business to

Ossining-on-Hudson.

His father’s parting advice had been, “Never forget who you are, my

boy!”

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