THE RIVAL LAIRDS.

In a recent article on Curling we endeavoured to give a sketch of the

history of this popular Scottish pastime, together with a brief outline

of the mode in which the game is usually played. The following story

of a match between two rival parishes, supposed to have been played

about the beginning of the present century, may give the reader a

further idea of the enthusiasm evoked on the ice whenever and wherever

curlers forgather. Let the non-initiated imagine himself standing

beside a frozen sheet of water, upon which are assembled a company of

men of various ranks from peer to peasant, each striving to do his

best to support the prowess and honour of his rink. The rink let it be

understood is a certain portion of ice, from thirty to forty yards in

length, apportioned off to the players. The players consist usually of

four on each side, and whereas in the well-known game of grass-bowls,

each player is provided with two wooden bowls which he drives towards

a small white ball called the Jack, each player on the ice has two

curling-stones shaped much like a Gouda cheese—with a handle atop—which

he propels or hurls towards a certain marked spot at each end of the

rink, called the tee; and round each tee is scratched a series of

concentric rings ranging from two to ten or twelve feet in diameter.

Standing at one end of the rink the man whose turn it is to play, waits

the bidding of his director or ‘skip’ who stands at the other end, and

then endeavours to act according to the directions that may be given by

that important personage. Each of the four players on one side plays

alternately against his antagonist, the main object being to send the

stone gliding up the ice so that it may eventually lie within the rings

and as near the tee as possible. Thus, when the ‘end’ is finished, the

side whose stones lie nearest the tee scores so many towards the game.

Sometimes when the ice is partially thawed the players have difficulty

in hurling their stones all the way to the tee; and sometimes they fail

to get them beyond a transverse mark called the ‘hog-score,’ two-thirds

down the rink—in which case the lagging stone is put off the ice and

cannot count for that ‘end.’ Besoms, however, with which each man is

armed, are here of great account, the laws of the game permitting each

player to sweep the ice in front of an approaching stone belonging to

his side, so as to accelerate its progress, if necessary. The shouts of

‘Sweep, sweep!’ or rather ‘_Soop, soop!_’ are of continual recurrence,

and are exceedingly amusing to strangers. The skip on each side first

directs his three men and then lastly plays himself. On his generalship

in skipping much depends, his efforts being mainly directed first to

get as many stones as possible near the tee, and then to get his men to

‘guard’ them from being driven off by those of the opposite side. Or

he may direct a player to aim at a certain stone already lying, with a

view to take an angle, or ‘wick’ as it is termed, and so land his own

stone near the tee. This wicking is a very pretty part of the game and

requires great delicacy of play.

The anxiety of the opposing skips is very amusing to watch, and the

enthusiasm of the several players when an unusually good shot is made,

is boundless. A good ‘lead’ or first player, though he is necessarily

debarred from the niceties of the game which fall to the lot of the

subsequent players, is a very important man in the game if he can

place his stones within the circles that surround the tee, or in

familiar parlance, ‘lie within the house.’ Second player’s post is

not so important; but ‘third stone’ is a position given usually to

an experienced player, as he has frequently to either drive off some

dangerous stone belonging to the other side, and himself take its

place; or has to guard a stone of his own side, which though in a good

position may lie open to the enemy. Thus proceeds with varying fortune

this ‘roaring game’ of give and take, stone after stone being driven

along the icy plain, till the skips themselves come to play and so

finish the ‘end.’

With these preliminary remarks we proceed to our tale.

* * * * *

Snow had fallen long and silently over all the high-lying districts

of the south of Scotland. It was an unusually bad year for the

sheep-farmers, whose stock was suffering severely from the protracted

storm and the snow which enveloped both hill and low-lying pasturage.

But while sheep-farmers were thus kept anxiously waiting for fresh

weather, curlers were in their glory, as day after day they forgathered

on the ice and followed up the ‘roaring game.’

The century was young, and the particular year of our story was that

known and spoken of for long afterwards as the ‘bad year.’ In these

days, there was no free-trade to keep down the price of corn or beef,

which during years of bad harvest in Great Britain, or long periods of

frost and snow, rose to famine prices, and were all but unprocurable by

the poorer classes. Oatmeal at half-a-crown a peck told a sad tale in

many a household, and especially on the helpless children—the bairns.

As we have said, curling had been enjoyed to the full; perhaps there

had even been a surfeit of it, if the real truth were told. Match

after match had been played by parish against parish, and county

against county. Rival rinks of choice players belonging to counties

such as Peebles had challenged those of the neighbouring counties of

Selkirkshire, or even Midlothian. Prizes, consisting of medals or

money, had been gained by various enthusiasts; and last though not

least, matches for suppers of beef and greens—the true curlers’ fare,

had been contested, the reckoning to be paid by the losing rinks. The

benedicts too had played the bachelors, and had as usual, beaten them.

Country squires had given prizes to be played for by their tenantry

versus adjoining tenantry, and had brought their fur-clad wives and

daughters to the ice to congratulate them on success, or condole with

them on defeat. In short, the sole occupation of the majority of the

adult male rural population of the south of Scotland in the year of

which we speak, seemed to be—curling.

Amongst other matches in the county of Peeblesshire there was one that

yet remained to come off, namely between the parishes of Tweedsmuir

and Broughton. In a series of matches—or bonspiels as they were

termed—between parish and parish, these two had stood unbeaten. It

therefore remained to be seen which parish should beat the other, and

thereby achieve the envied position of champion of the county.

When the honour of a _parish_ is at stake on the ice, the choice

of the men who are to play, is a matter of very grave import. In

a friendly match between two rinks, a little unskilfulness on the

part of one or more of the players is a very common affair and is

comparatively unheeded: but in a bonspiel between the two best parishes

in a celebrated curling county, the failure or even the occasional

uncertainty of any one man may be fraught with direst consequences.

Foremost among the promoters of the forthcoming match which was to

decide matters, were Robert Scott laird of Tweedsmuir, and Andrew

Murray laird of Broughton. These worthies had long been rivals on

other than ice-fields, and though on friendly enough terms at kirk

or market were each keenly alive to his own honour and prowess. Any

game, therefore, in which these rival lairds engaged, was sure to be

closely contested; and the result was at all times as eagerly watched

by interested spectators as it was keenly fought by the rival parties.

It is even said that the lairds had been rivals in love as well as in

other sports, the result of which was that Murray had carried off the

lady and Scott had remained a bachelor, with an old housekeeper named

Betty to take charge of him. But as the story of the love-match was but

the ‘clash’ of the country, it may be taken for what it is worth.

On the morning of the day fixed for the match (which was to come off

at Broughton and to consist of four men on each side), the laird of

Tweedsmuir was early astir, in order to see that the cart which was

to convey his own curling-stones and those of his men to Broughton—a

distance of some half-dozen miles—was ready, and that the men

themselves were prepared to accompany it. The cart having been duly

despatched with the schoolmaster of the parish, who was to be one of

the players, and the shepherd from Talla Linns, who was to be another,

Laird Scott ordered out his gig and himself prepared to start.

‘Now Betty,’ cried the laird to his old housekeeper, as he proceeded to

envelop himself in his plaid, ‘you’ll see and have plenty of beef and

greens ready by six o’clock, and a spare bed or two; for besides our

own men it’s likely enough I may bring back one or two of the beaten

lads to stop all night.’

‘’Deed laird, tak ye care the Broughton folk dinna get the better o’

_you_, and beat ye after a’: they tell me they’re grand curlers.’

‘Well Betty, I’m not afraid of them, with Andrew Denholm on my side.’

Thus assured, the stalwart laird seized the reins and took the road

for Broughton. On his way down the valley of the Tweed he called at

the humble cottage of the said Andrew Denholm, who usually played the

critical part of ‘third stone,’ and was one of his best supporters; and

whose employment, that of a mason, was for the nonce at a stand-still.

‘What! not ready yet Andrew?’ exclaimed the laird in a tone of

disappointment. ‘Bestir yourself man, or we’ll not be on the ice by ten

o’clock.’

‘I’m no’ gaun’ to the curlin’ the day sir,’ replied Andrew with an air

of dejection.

‘And what for no’?’ inquired the laird with uneasy apprehension. ‘You

know Andrew, my man, the game canna’ go on without you. The honour of

Tweedsmuir at stake too! there’s not another man I would risk in your

place on the ice this day.’

‘Get Wattie Laidlaw the weaver to tak’ my place laird; he’s a grand

curler, and can play up a stane as well as ony man in the parish; the

fact is sir, just now I have na’ the heart even to curl. Gang yer ways

yersell laird, and skip against the laird o’ Broughton, and there’s nae

fear o’ the result: and Wattie can play third stane instead o’ me.’

‘Wattie will play _nae_ third stane for me: come yourself Andrew, and

we’ll try to cheer you up; and you’ll take your beef and greens up bye

wi’ the rink callants and me in the afternoon.’

Denholm was considered one of the best curlers in that part of the

county, and was usually one of the first to be on the ice; to see

him, therefore, thus cast down and listless, filled the laird’s warm

heart with sorrow. He saw there was something wrong. He must rally the

dejected mason.

‘Do you think,’ continued the laird, ‘that I would trust Wattie to play

in your place; a poor silly body that can barely get to the hog-score,

let alone the tee? Na, na Andrew; rather let the match be off than be

beaten in that way.’

Seeing the laird thus determined to carry off his ‘third man’ to the

scene of the approaching conflict, the poor mason endeavoured still

further to remonstrate by a recital of his grievances.

‘Ye ken sir,’ he began, ‘what a long storm it has been. Six weeks since

I’ve had a day at my trade, though I have made a shilling or two now

and again up-bye at the homestead yonder. But wi’ the price o’ meal at

half-a-crown the peck, and no’ very good after a’; and nineteenpence

for a loaf of bread, we’ve had a sair time of it. But we wadna’ vex

oorsels about that, Maggie and me, if we had meal eneugh to keep the

bairns fed. Five o’ them dwining away before our eyes; it’s been an

unco job I assure you, laird. Indeed if it hadna been for Mag’s sister

that’s married upon the grieve o’ Drummelzier, dear knows what would

have become of us, wi’ whiles no a handfu’ o’ meal left in the girnel.

Even wi’ the siller to pay for it, it’s no’ aye to be gotten; and,’

faltered the poor fellow in conclusion, ‘there’s just meal eneugh in

the house to-day to last till the morn.’

‘Well, cheer up my man!’ cried the laird; ‘the longest day has an

end, and this storm cannot last much longer. In fact there’s a thaw

coming on or I’m far cheated. There’s a crown to Maggie to replenish

the meal-ark, and get maybe a sup o’ something better for the bairns.

And there’s cheese an’ bread in the gig here that will serve you and

me Andrew, till the beef and greens are ready for us up-bye in the

afternoon. Meanwhile, a tastin’ o’ the flask will no be amiss, and then

for Broughton.’

Thus invigorated and reassured, the mason took his seat beside the

laird, and amid blessings from the gudewife and well-wishings from the

bairns, the two sped on their journey.

Arrived at the pond, they found tees marked, distances measured, and

all in readiness for the play to begin. The usual salutations ensued.

Broughton and Tweedsmuir shook hands all round with much apparent

warmth; and the two sides, of four each, took their places in the

following order:

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