CHAPTER XVIII.

THE LEVEE ON NEW YEAR’S DAY.

The Mahomedan New Year’s Eve. Presents. The “Izzat” medal. Coinage

of Afghanistan: Rupees: Pice: the “Tilla.” Levee on New Year’s

Day. The guests: Maleks and Governors: The British Agent. Presents

to the Amîr. The Levee as a picture. Lunch. Chess as played in

Afghanistan. The great rider among men: his fall. The Amîr as a

Pathologist. The steam-engine pony: his paces: his wickedness.

Sight-seeing with the Princes. The Temple of Mazar. The booths at

the entrance to the Temple. The Park of Mazar. Native music. The

Afghan dance. The wrestling contests: Turkoman _v._ Mazari. Kabuli

wrestling.

March 21st is the Mahomedan New Year’s Day. On New Year’s Eve one of

the Chief Secretaries was announced. He entered, accompanied by some

servants carrying two trays with cloths over them. After the usual

salutations the Secretary gave me a letter. It was from His Highness

requesting my acceptance of the accompanying presents.

[Sidenote: The “Izzat” Medal.]

The cloths were lifted and I found that His Highness had conferred

upon me the gold Afghan Medal of Honour and had presented me with five

thousand rupees.

The medal was for the work I had done among the sick during the past

year, and the rupees for the portrait.

From the Sultana was a gold English lever hunting watch and chain, and

six or seven yards of stuff, the prevailing tint of which was Indian

red, but which was so woven with gold threads that it seemed red gold.

I heard that the medal was unique: it was the only one of the kind that

had been struck.

I do not think I have said anything about the coinage of Afghanistan.

The ordinary medium of exchange is the rupee. It is a smaller coin

than the kaldar, or Indian rupee, being about the size of a shilling.

Nominally, it is worth twelve annas, though there is no such coin as an

anna in circulation. A half rupee is called a kran. The copper coins

in circulation are called pice. Five pice go to the anna. There are

sixty or more pice in a rupee, according to the exchange, which can

always be found out by reference to the money-changers in the bazaars.

Formerly the coins were struck by hand. Quite recently His Highness

has established a minting machine in Kabul. I think the new rupee is

scarcely as artistic as the old: it is Europeanized, and it is said to

be worth an anna less. Pice, too, are now being made in the minting

machine. The Amîr is introducing the new rupee into circulation by

paying the soldiers of his army with that coin.

There is no gold Afghan coin in circulation, though the Bokhara

“Tilla,” worth about twelve shillings, is current. Many of the richer

Afghans hoard their wealth, and for this purpose they buy Bokhara

Tillas, or bar gold, from the alluvial deposits of the Oxus.

[Sidenote: The Levee on New Year’s Day.]

On New Year’s day, “Nau Rôz,” the Amîr held a Levee in the Palace

Gardens. I went about ten o’clock.

His Highness wore a white uniform, and over his shoulders was thrown

a dark green cloak, slightly embroidered with gold. He wore the otter

skin busby and diamond star that I painted in the portrait. He looked

very handsome.

Every one was as gorgeous as he could make himself; some looked

uncommonly well; a few ridiculous.

There was a great awning of crimson and white, supported on eleven

masts. Under it were seated, in rows--or rather kneeling, for they were

in the presence of the King--the Maliks and Governors of neighbouring

villages and towns, who had come to salaam His Highness. These were

almost all dressed in native costumes, with turbans.

The Guard, who had new uniforms, were in line, and the people of the

Court were grouped about near His Highness, who was seated in an

arm-chair.

I had a chair to the right of His Highness the Amîr, and somewhat

behind him. The rest stood or sat on the ground. The Armenian stood

behind my chair. The day was cold and the sky grey. I was dressed

in European costume with an overcoat, on the left breast of which

the Armenian had with great pride fixed the medal. He wanted me to

wear the watch and chain outside as well. As there was no sun I wore

an astrakhan hat of the Royal shape which had been presented to me.

Bands with European and native instruments played alternately. Tea was

brought to everyone by the servants, and I had a cigar. Then came cakes

and sweets. A special tray was brought to His Highness, and he was kind

enough to send me some from it, otherwise after my first bow and his

enquiry after my health, I did not occupy much of his attention.

Col. Attaullah Khan, the British Agent, who is a very tall fine man, a

Punjabi, came escorted by his guard, and attended by his native Doctor

and his Secretary, the highly educated Munshi Amin Ullah.

He made his salaam, and was invited to sit on the Amîr’s left, on the

ground. The Secretary and Doctor were seated away under the awning.

Then presents were brought and laid at His Highness’s feet. He seemed

just to glance at them, and they were taken away. There were all kinds

of things, the cost depending upon the wealth of the giver: silk

handkerchiefs, brass work, lamps, vases, fruit, crockery; but what

interested me most were the products of the Government workshops in

Mazar--rifles, swords, saddles, boots, sun helmets, and two tables of

carved wood uncommonly well made, and looking as though they came from

Europe.

As a picture, the whole scene was brilliant with colour; and the grey

sky, with the delicate pink and white of the blossoms covering the

trees and the faint green of the just budding leaves, made a very sweet

and harmonious background.

Presently the Amîr’s portrait was brought out and exhibited. Afterwards

breakfast (or lunch) was brought. His Highness’s table was placed in

front of him, and a little one was brought for me. The rest had theirs

on the ground, as usual. The chief cook waited upon me. After breakfast

a copper ewer and basin (aftabah and chillimchi) were taken to the

chief guests, and they washed their hands.

For the others long narrow damp towels, each reaching from end to end

of a row of guests, were passed along, so that a dozen or more could

wipe their hands at the same moment.

After another cigar I rose, made my bow, and retired, much to the

Armenian’s disgust. I think I was the first to go. Many people asked

to look at my medal, and the Commander-in-Chief, who was some little

distance from me, gave a congratulatory smile and bow as he touched his

breast.

I got home about half-past two; some sick people were brought, and

after a cup of tea I set to work again.

[Sidenote: The Game of Chess.]

In the evening I played chess. I had been playing with different

people, and had always been beaten. I determined, therefore, to play

the Armenian. He knew the moves, and we sat down to a game. We played

rapidly, and he grew very excited. He muttered in Pushtu, or shouted

in a mixture of Hindustani, Persian, and English. He swooped with his

Wazir or Queen, and cried “Kisht! check!” I took his Queen with a Pawn,

at which he was indignant: he said it was not fair, and he wanted his

Queen back. I began to doubt if he would ever make, so to speak, a good

player; he was too impulsive: he swooped and slaughtered right and

left. We had one game where in the end we had nothing left but a King

and a Pawn each: then he took my Pawn. I told him the game was drawn,

because I saw he would get across and have a Castle before I could stop

him; but he said--No, he had won. I appealed to the onlookers, and they

said politely, “Undoubtedly the game is drawn.” However, I consented to

a compromise, and allowed it to be drawn in his favour.

Chess as played in Afghanistan is slightly different from chess as

played in England.

In the first move, the Pawn goes only one square. The Queen is called

the “Wazir,” or Prime Minister, and stands on the King’s _right_. The

Bishop is called the “Fil,” or Elephant. The Knight is called “Asp,”

or Horse, or sometimes the “Sowar,” that is “Rider,” or Knight. The

Castle is called the “Rookh,” and is supposed to be a Redoubt or Fort.

Sometimes it is called the “Tôp,” or Cannon. There is some slight

difference in the castling, though I forget exactly what, otherwise,

the pieces have the same moves as in England.

My “fool-horse”--the fighter, with tooth and nail (that is to say,

hoof)--developed “cracked heels.” This was unfortunate, for I knew

nothing about horse doctoring, and he got into the habit of stumbling

and coming down on his nose. Twice did I remain on under these

circumstances, and proudly I said to the Armenian,

“Behold, now! I am as a great rider among men.”

“Yes, sir?” said the Armenian, “I think it you fall off.”

But, alas! Pride cometh, then cometh the fall. Then next time he came

down I went over his head. There was a sentence I had to learn in my

Persian lesson that day that seemed appropriate, it was:--“Ba zamin

ûftad, Ustoghonash rèz rèz shud,” which means, “He fell to the earth

and his bones were broken to pieces.” Not that mine were, but they

might have been. I seemed, as it were, to have lost confidence in my

horse, and I said to the Armenian, “This must not occur again; see to

it.”

“Sir! what _I_ do?” he asked.

“Sell him, or shoot him.”

But he said No; he would report the matter to Amîr Sahib at the next

Durbar.

[Sidenote: The Amîr as a Pathologist.]

Tuesday arrived and we went to the Durbar. After I had saluted

His Highness, and was seated, a case of epilepsy was brought. His

Highness described to me the symptoms the man was exhibiting, told

me the Persian name of the disease, and gave his own views as to

the pathology. He told me the old books said, that a man in this

condition was possessed by the Devil, “Shaitân;” but, that this was,

of course, absurd. He went on to say that he considered the disease

was due to an organism--probably, animal--having found its way into

the ventricles of the brain: the irritation caused by its presence

culminating in a nervous explosion; the outward signs of which were a

convulsive seizure, a thrusting forward of the tongue, spasm of the

jaws, a foaming at the mouth, and insensibility. He said, he wished to

administer a native medicine, but, at the same time, I was to give such

European drugs as I thought suitable for the case.

I asked, then, if some wooden stethoscopes might be made for the

Hindustani assistants, as neither of them possessed one. I had been

giving them some instructions, and had been holding classes in the

evening for the compounders. I found there was not a great deal I could

teach the Priest compounder “Hafiz.” He was very well up in his work,

and was an intelligent man, the only one I could really rely on in an

operation.

Then the Armenian considered that the time had come to speak about the

horse, and he waxed eloquent.

His Highness said, “Why ride a horse so dangerous; I have many horses.”

He told me he had a black horse, a remarkable animal, whose speed

was like that of a steam-engine. This he would send for. It had been

coveted by many of the Courtiers: one wanted it for his son, another

for himself; but His Highness would not give it to anyone. I had never

seen it. The horse was sent for. I pictured a lovely creature, like

an Arab, with a small head, slender limbs, and broad chest. Judge of

my surprise when I beheld a black shaggy pony, all mane and tail. I

thought within myself: “They are playing it low down upon the stranger

within their gates.”

But, at a sign from the Amîr, the head-groom mounted and off the pony

started. He did not gallop, canter, trot, nor walk: he simply “skated”

over the ground at terrific speed. They said he could keep the pace up

for thirty miles without stopping, and could travel from Mazar to Kabul

in four days!

Hence, if one found it necessary to move from one place to another

hurriedly, this horse seemed likely to be invaluable.

His Highness said that as this horse was not beautiful I was to choose

two other horses, handsome and swift. The pony I was to keep at my

house, and the other two should be kept in his own stable, and when I

needed them I was to send for them.

That black pony was uncanny. An evil spirit--several evil

spirits--possessed him. The first thing he did, when we got him home,

was to deliberately untie his halter, walk off to the “fool horse,”

though he was only about half his size, and fight him. He went so

quietly and seemed so gentle--just at first: but he was a fiend. They

fought furiously, striking, kicking, and tearing at each other with

their teeth. If we had not succeeded in separating them the “fool

horse” would have been killed.

[Sidenote: The “Steam-engine” Pony.]

Shortly after that, and without any hurry, he slipped his head out of

his headstall and walked off to a horse belonging to the Armenian, a

young one he had lately bought to trade with in Kabul. The young one

was frightened, and the “Steam-engine,” seeing it was an adversary not

worthy of his steel--or teeth--merely nipped him in the neck and walked

back again.

The next day I rode him to the Hospital. The Armenian was riding a

grey--a cross between an Arab and a Kataghani, a swift animal--and

one of the compounders was on the “fool horse,” who stumbled. When

we got through the bazaars I gave the pony his head, and off he

skated. I leant back and occupied myself in hanging on. He kept the

grey at a gallop all the way to the Hospital: about a quarter of an

hour afterwards the compounder arrived on the “fool horse.” I saw my

patients, cut off a man’s thumb at the wrist, then we skated back again.

One afternoon, it was in April, as I was coming back from seeing a

patient, I met the two little Princes, Hafiz Ullah and Amin Ullah,

who were aged respectively about nine and three. They were in their

palanquins, and there was a guard of about thirty soldiers. As the sun

was hot, a large umbrella was held over each Prince.

I pulled up my horse and saluted, and the elder of the two Princes

asked if I would not accompany them. The Armenian and I, therefore,

turned our horses and rode with them. I wondered where we were going.

We marched through the streets and bazaars, the guard flourishing their

almond sticks to clear people out of the way, till we reached the gates

leading into the grounds around the Temple or Mosque of Mazar.

Here the Armenian and I dismounted, and I walked by the side of the

elder Prince’s palanquin: the Armenian came behind. The Prince’s

Kaffir Page boys were there, his tutor, and other young men, officers

of his household. I had never been so near the Mosque before. They

say it is about two hundred years old. It is truly Oriental in style,

with cupola, pierced stone (lattice work) windows, and minarets. The

blue-stone--or porcelain--bricks of which it is built are of different

tints, the contrasting tints being arranged in patterns. In the

immediate grounds, or square, of the Temple, were a number of shops, or

booths, where they sold handkerchiefs, porcelain articles, and strings

of beads, or rosaries. In the front of each shop was an awning of rush

matting, supported on two poles. The sun shone brilliantly, and in the

distance the mountains glimmered shadowy blue in the heated air. The

crowds of people, and the shopkeepers, salaamed as the Princes went by.

We marched through and on into the Park of Mazar--the Chahar Bagh. The

park is about a mile in width each way. We went along the paths under

the trees till we reached a large open space, where I found there

was to be a wrestling contest. At one end of the space was a mound or

platform, about six feet above the level. On it were spread carpets;

and supported on poles was a brilliantly-coloured awning to keep off

the glare of the sun.

[Sidenote: The Spectators at the Wrestling-match.]

There were two chairs for the Princes and a chair was given to me. The

guard was arranged round, the Page boys stood in a line behind us, and

the others, including the Armenian and the tutor, were seated on the

ground.

The tutor was a smart young fellow, very polished in manner, who used

to cheat at cards in the most amusing and barefaced way. I had met

him before. Around the open space were crowds of spectators, all in

national costume: most of them with white turbans, long loose coats

of various colours, and white, baggy pyjamas, tight at the ankle. The

front ranks were seated, cross-legged, on the ground; behind them were

rows standing. The ground sloped upwards for about three feet, so

that all could see. Forming a background were the trees, all covered

with green, for the summer comes rapidly in Turkestan; the roses were

blooming in April.

First, the band played. The musicians stood in the centre, their

musical instruments being drums and pipes, or flageolets. The latter

were large, black instruments, bound with brass, and with a tone not

unlike that of the bagpipes.

They played an Afghan tune, most quaint to my ear, and the drums beat

rhythmically, but with a rhythm quite different from anything I had

heard in Europe.

Then there came forward about thirty Afghan soldiers, belonging to an

artillery regiment. They were to dance an Afghan dance. Their dress

was the usual costume of the Pathan soldier--the conical cap and small

turban, white vest hanging loose over the white pyjamas, and a short

jacket. The Princes, by the way, both wore military uniforms and belts,

with gem-bedecked buckles, and astrakhan hats of the Royal shape. The

tutor wore a plain grey tunic and an astrakhan hat of a different

shape. I sported a turban, for I was afraid of the sun, and the turban

is an excellent protection to the head. The Kaffir Pages had grey

tunics and trousers and soft grey felt hats. The Princes and their

suite therefore were European in dress.

The thirty soldiers formed a ring round the musicians; the drums beat

a sort of slow march, and the dancers walked slowly round singing a

chant in falsetto--one-half sang a verse, the other half answered.

Presently the pipes began their shrill wailing, and the dancers moved

faster, with a step something like a mazurka. Quicker and quicker grew

the music, and quicker and quicker the dance: turbans and shoes were

tossed off without a pause. The circle widened and lessened at regular

intervals, and arms were waved and hands clapped simultaneously. The

dancers became excited, uttering at intervals a sharp cry. Still

continuing the mazurka step, every dancer at each momentary pause in

the music whirled round on his toes to the right, then to the left.

Some were, of course, more graceful than others. One in particular, I

noticed--a huge man with a short black beard, and long wavy black hair

parted on one side; he was a most enthusiastic and graceful dancer. It

was a curiously stirring sight. One could imagine fiery Afghans worked

up to a pitch of excitement almost approaching frenzy. In time the

dancers became exhausted, and dropped off one by one.

[Sidenote: Wrestling: Turkoman v. Mazari.]

Then came a dance by about a dozen boys, aged about thirteen or

fourteen; they wore their hair long, and were dressed as girls. I was

not interested. Their dancing was not to be compared with, though it

somewhat resembled, that of the European ballet.

When the dances were over, tea was brought to us under the awning, and

then the wrestling commenced. This was excellent.

First came Turkoman soldiers matched against Mazarîs. They were

barefooted, and wore the small skull cap of the Turkoman, short cotton

breeches, and long loose coat unfastened.

A pair advanced and took their stand a few paces apart, near the

Prince’s platform. They watched each other a moment, then warily sidled

round. Suddenly one rushed forward and they closed, each seizing the

other by the collar and elbow. Rarely could a wrestler manage to get

both his arms under those of his opponent: when he did, the bout was

over in a moment. By collar and elbow each tried to twist the other off

his feet or trip him. It was necessary to throw the opponent, so that

he should be flat on his back on the ground. Often there was a long

writhing struggle when they both were down, till one could disengage.

Some of the bouts grew very exciting, but the Turkomans invariably

came off winners, they were so immensely strong, with such Herculean

muscles. The Mazarîs showed plenty of pluck and endurance, but they

were no match for the Turkomans. Finally, seeing that the Mazarîs were

out-matched, the elder Prince pitted the Turkomans one against the

other. The men were not very keen upon wrestling their comrades.

There happened to be two Turkomans of enormous size; the biggest men

I ever saw. It would have been folly for anyone there to stand up to

either of them, and the Prince, after some persuasion, induced them to

have a bout together.

They stood up--great giants--and walking deliberately up to one another

they grappled. There was no sudden movement. It was a sheer trial of

strength. At the end of the first round neither had any advantage.

After that they got warmed to their work, and each grew a little

jealous of the other. They commenced now in good earnest, and what

had gone before was play to what came after. The knotted muscles, the

clenched jaw, and the distended veins showed the enormous strain of

the mighty heaves. At last, with a supreme effort, one threw the other

backwards, and, like the fall of two great oaks, the giants came to the

ground together.

[Sidenote: Kabuli Wrestling.]

Then came the Kabulis, who wrestled stripped except for a cincture

round the waist. Theirs was a more complicated style than that of the

Turkomans: they seemed in excellent training.

One Kabuli, a well-built fellow, threw man after man who came forward,

though each was a practised wrestler. He had wonderful powers of

endurance. The last man but one who came against him was a strong young

fellow. He heaved the champion off the ground, carried him a step or

two and tried to fling him down. He might as well have tried to fling

a tiger down. How it came about I could not tell, they were so locked

and writhing, but in a second or two the champion was on his feet and

the young man down. These men belonged to the artillery regiment that

had danced.

During the wrestling, when the spectators became excited, and a popular

champion was in the ring, they shouted for success or groaned for

failure nearly as much as Englishmen would have done.

Then came the distribution of prizes. To the successful wrestlers the

Prince gave Turkoman coats of brilliant colours--such as the Oriental

loves.

While the sports were going on the Commander-in-Chief and some Officers

arrived. They saluted the Princes and bowed to me; but they would not

sit on the ground while I had a chair. In the presence of the Amîr

they had, at first, been greatly offended at sitting lower than I, and

had made some remark on the subject after I had left: they received,

however, such a severe reprimand from His Highness that they never

repeated it.

When the sun began to set the air became cool, and the Princes rose

and took their departure. I accompanied their Highnesses, leaving the

Commander-in-Chief and the Officers in the Park.

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