ON THE COLLAPSE OF THE INTERNATIONAL CLUB

_My dear MacWhittlesey_:

No, I have not become a pessimist. If I ever was an optimist, I am

certainly one still. But to my mind the only use of being an optimist

about the universe is that one can the more boldly be a pessimist about

the world. That you may see I can discern the good signals as well as

the bad, I will tell you three recent things with which I am thoroughly

delighted. With brazen audacity, I will even put first the one topic

you know all about and I know nothing about. I am thoroughly delighted

with the election of the American President, with the election of the

French President, and with the victory in the Balkans. You may think

these three things have nothing to do with one another. Wait till I

have done explaining things; it will not last long or hurt much.

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Don’t imagine I have any newspaper illusions about any of the three.

I am a journalist and never believe the newspapers. I know there will

be a lot of merely fashionable fuss about the American and the French

presidents; I know we shall hear how fond Mr. Wilson is of canaries

or how interested M. Poincaré is in yachting. It is truer still, of

course, about the Balkan War. I have been anti-Turk through times when

nearly every one else was pro-Turk. I may therefore be entitled to say

that much of the turnover of sympathy is pure snobbery. Silly fashions

always follow the track of any victory. After 1870 our regiments

adopted Prussian spikes on their helmets, as though the Prussians had

fought with their heads, like bisons. Doubtless there will be a crop

of the same sort of follies after the Balkan War. We shall see the

altering of inscriptions, titles, and advertisements. Turkish baths may

be called Bulgarian baths. The sweetmeat called Turkish Delight may

probably be called Servian Delight. A Turkey carpet, very much kicked

about and discolored, may be sold again as a Montenegro carpet. These

cheap changes may easily occur, and in the same way the international

world (which consists of hotels instead of homes) may easily make the

same mistake about the French and American presidents. Thousands of

Englishmen will read the American affair as a mere question of Colonel

Roosevelt. Thousands will read of the Poincaré affair as a mere echo of

the Dreyfus case. Thousands have never thought of the near East except

as the sultan and Constantinople. For such masses of men Roosevelt is

the only American there ever was. For them the Dreyfus question was

the only French question there ever was. They had never heard that the

Servians had a country, let alone an army.

The fact in which the three events meet is this: they are all realities

on the spot. Most Englishmen have never heard of Mr. Woodrow Wilson;

so they know that Americans really trust him. Most Englishmen have

never heard of M. Poincaré; so they know that Frenchmen know he is a

Frenchman. Neither is a member of the International Club, the members

of which advertise one another.

Do you know what I mean? Do you not know that International Club? Like

many other secret societies, it is unaware of its own existence. But

there is a sort of ring of celebrities known all over the world, and

more important all over the world than any of them are at home. Even

when they do not know one another, they talk about one another. Let me

see if I can find a name that typifies them. Well, I have no thought

of disrespect to the memory of a man I liked and admired personally,

and who died with a tragic dignity fitted for one who had always longed

to be a link between your country and mine; but I think the late W. T.

Stead was the unconscious secretary of that unconscious International

Club. The other members, roughly speaking, were Colonel Roosevelt, the

German Emperor, Tolstoy, Cecil Rhodes, and somebody like Mr. Edison.

In an interview with Roosevelt, Rhodes would be the most important man

in England, the Kaiser (or Tolstoy) the most important man in Europe.

In an interview with Rhodes, the Kaiser would be important, Mr. Edison

more important, Mr. Stead rather important; Bulgaria and M. Poincaré

not important at all. Interview the Kaiser, and you will probably find

the only interviewer he remembers is Stead. Could Rhodes have been

taken to Russia you would probably find the only Russian he had really

heard of was Tolstoy. For the rest, the Nobel prize, the Harmsworth

newspaper group, the Marconi inventions, the attempts at a universal

language--all these strike the note. I forgot the British Empire, on

which the sun never sets, a horribly unpoetical state of things. Think

of having a native land without any sunsets!

This International Club is breaking up. Men are more and more trusting

men they know to have been honest in a small way; men faithful in one

city to rule over many cities. Imperialists like Roosevelt and Rhodes

stood for unrealities. Please observe that I do not for one moment say

insincerities. Tolstoy was splendidly sincere; but the cult of him was

an unreality to this extent, that it left large masses in America and

England with a general idea that he was the only Christian in the east

of Europe. Since then we have seen Christianity on the march as it was

in the Middle Ages, a thing of thousands, ready for pilgrimage and

crusade. I don’t ask you to like it if you don’t like it. I only say

it’s jolly different from Tolstoy, and equally sincere. It is a reality

on the spot.

Well, just as Russia and the Slavs meant for us Tolstoy, so France

and French literature meant for many of us Zola. Poincaré’s election

represents a France that hates Zola more than the Balkans hate the

Turk. The old definite, domestic, patriotic Frenchman has come

to the top. I can’t help fancying that with you the old serious,

self-governing, idealistic, and really republican American has come to

the top, too. But there I speak of things I know not, and await your

next letter with alarm.

Faithfully yours,

_G. K. Chesterton_.

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