Tale of the Simpleton Husband.[FN#167]

It is related that there was a Badawi man who had a wife and he

dwelt under a tent of hair[FN#168] in the desert where, as is the

fashion of Arabs, he used to shift from site to site for the

purpose of pasturing his camels. Now the woman was of exceeding

beauty and comeliness and perfection, and she had a friend (also

a Badawi man) who at all times would come to her and have his

wicked will of her, after which he would wend his ways. But one

day of the days her lover visited her and said, "Wallahi, 'tis

not possible but that what time we sleep together, I and thou, we

make merry with thy husband looking on."--And Shahrazad was

surprised by the dawn of day and fell silent and ceased to say

her permitted say. Then quoth her sister Dunyazad, "How sweet is

thy story, O sister mine, and how enjoyable and delectable!"

Quoth she, "And where is this compared with that I would relate

to you on the coming night an the King suffer me to survive?" Now

when it was the next night and that was

The Six Hundred and Fifty-sixth Night,

Dunyazad said to her, "Allah upon thee, O my sister, an thou be

other than sleepy, finish for us thy tale that we may cut short

the watching of this our latter night!" She replied, "With love

and good will!" It hath reached me, O auspicious King, the

director, the right-guiding, lord of the rede which is benefiting

and of deeds fair-seeming and worthy celebrating, that the man

which was the friend of the Badawi's wife said to her, "Wall�hi,

'tis not possible but that when we make merry, I and thou, thy

husband shall look upon us." Quoth she, "Why should we suffer at

such time of our enjoyment either my husband or any wight to be

present?" and quoth he, "This must needs be, and unless thou

consent I will take to me a mistress other than thyself." Then

said she, "How shall we enjoy ourselves with my husband looking

on? This is a matter which may not be managed." Hereupon the

woman sat down and took thought of her affair and how she should

do for an hour or so, and presently she arose and dug her

amiddlemost the tent a hole[FN#169] which would contain a man,

wherein she concealed her lover. Now, hard by the tent was a tall

sycamore tree,[FN#170] and as the noodle her husband was

returning from the wild the woman said to him, "Ho thou,

Such-an-one! climb up this tree and bring me therefrom a somewhat

of figs that we may eat them." Said he, "'Tis well;" and arising

he swarmed up the tree-trunk, when she signed to her lover who

came out and mounted and fell to riding upon her. But her mate

considered her and cried aloud, "What is this, O whore: doth a

man cavalcade thee before me and the while I am looking at thee?"

Then he came down from the tree in haste, but he saw no one, for

as soon as the lover had finished his business the good-wife

thrust him into the hole amiddlemost the tent and covered him

with a mat. When the husband went inside to the booth and met his

wife he found no stranger with her so said she to him, "O man,

thou hast sinned against me, saying, 'Verily, some one is riding

thee'; and thou hast slandered me by falsely charging me with

folly." Quoth he, "By Allah I saw thee with my own eyes;" but

quoth she, "Do thou sit here the while I have a look." Hereupon

she arose and swarmed up the trunk and sat upon one of the

branches, and as she peered at her spouse she shrieked aloud

crying, "O man, do thou have some regard for thine honour. Why do

on this wise and lie down and allow a man to ride thee, and at

this moment he worketh his will on thee." Said her husband,

"Beside me there is neither man nor boy." And said she, "Here I

am[FN#171] looking at thee from the top of this tree." Quoth he,

"O woman, this place must be haunted,[FN#172] so let us remove

hence;" and quoth she, "Why change our place? rather let us

remain therein." Hereupon the Caliph said to Manjab, "By Allah,

verily, this woman was an adulteress;" and the youth replied,

"Amongst womankind indeed are many more whorish than this. But of

that anon; and now do thou hear from me and learn of me this

marvellous tale anent

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