THE GRAND TOUR.

Nobody could have written this book--a London Review recently said of

Longfellow's "Hyperion"--who could have reached the Rhine in a few

hours. It needed the ocean, thought the critic, to make the Rhine and

Switzerland remote and romantic to the poet. But he forgot "Childe

Harold," a book written by an Englishman, which has given to the Rhine

and Italy a more romantic glamour for John Bull upon his travels than

any book he reads. It is not the distance, it is the imagination

susceptible to association which is the secret.

The traveller of to-day is not likely to be affected as his father was

by the melancholy melody of Byron; but it is an interesting illustration

of the power of his genius that Byron has imposed his interpretation of

so many scenes upon the mind of the modern English and American

observer. His view makes Italy, as Sir Thomas Lawrence's portrait of

John Kemble made Hamlet. If we stand in the Capitol and look at the

Dying Gladiator, we must also see "his young barbarians all at play"

upon the Danube. If at Terni we see the Velino "cleave the wave-worn

precipice," the Byronic lines murmur along our lips. As we step into the

gondola and glide gently upon the Grand Canal, memory keeps time to the

measure of the dipping oar with the words whose charm is unexhausted:

"In Venice Tasso's echoes are no more,

And silent rows the songless gondolier."

At "a tomb in Arqua," at "Clarens, sweet Clarens," we are still led,

like Dante, by the singing guide. The Guide-book is full of him. The

travel-books are full of him. He is familiar almost to commonplace. Who

comes to "Belgium's capital" for the first time without listening for

"the sound of revelry"? Who goes to the field of Waterloo remembering

"the unreturning brave," and does not sigh,

"And Ardennes waves above them her green leaves."

Sitting quietly here in a great land which looks to the future, not to

the past, it is pleasant to think of the throngs of travellers who have

gone hence for a summer wandering in Europe. Yet so intense is the

delight of European travel, so freshly remembered is it when almost

another generation of travellers are ready to begin their journey, that

the patriarch who goes to the wharf to say farewell to the newer

voyagers looks at them with tenderness and pity, and there is even a

sadness in his congratulations, not because they are sailing away, but

because he cannot believe that they will find what he found, nor

possibly enjoy what he enjoyed. These newer voyagers will see a France

and a Switzerland and an Italy; they will eat oranges at Sorrento, and

gaze upon the Mediterranean from Capri, and hear the fisher's song at

Amalfi: but they will not hear and see through the enchantment of

lapsed years.

In his lively book of travelling letters Dr. Bellows says that he went

up the Nile in a steamer of seventy berths. An ancient mariner of the

Nile cannot comprehend it. In a steamer? With paddles or screws whisking

the water? And steam blowing off? Making innumerable miles a day? The

round trip to Philæ in two weeks, or a week? But how could you see

Egypt, or feel it? That slow floating southward upon white wings; the

sinking deeper and farther from the world we knew; the sense of infinite

strangeness and distance; the weeks passing with no sign of accustomed

life; slowly, one by one, the temples, the tombs; in the still days the

crew dragging the boat along and singing the wild minor refrain; a

voyage of wonder and of dreams--is that Egypt to be seen in a steamer?

It is useless to say that you may go in the old way if you choose. You

cannot go in the old way, because it is no longer what it was, if there

be a newer. You may drive from London to Oxford. But is that going by

the old English stage-coach when it was the only way, when the guard

wound his horn, and the cherry-nosed coachman threw down the ribbons at

each relay, and the neat inns stood smiling with open doors, and

tra-la-la sped the nimble team by the park gate and the hawthorn hedge?

You may go by sloop from New York to Albany. But is that now the

romantic Hudson voyage which it was when it could be made in no other

way?

No sensible ancient mariner will quarrel with all this, nor desire to

banish the steamer of seventy berths from the Nile. When he shakes a

farewell hand with the youth who are going to run up to Rome by train,

and are _not_ going to stop at a certain point upon the Campagna, and

run forward to the top of a hill whence they can see far away upon the

horizon the faintly outlined dome of St. Peter's--and who are _not_

going from Leghorn to Florence through the grape harvest, their carriage

heaped with the luscious clusters, but are to whiz through Tuscany in

an hour or so, the regret in his tone is not personal or selfish, it is

for a whole order of things passed away.

Such an ancient mariner would, however, be indeed sorry if he supposed

that anybody suspected him of a very common and very odious kind of

remark, against which he kindly warns all the throngs of travellers of

whom mention has been made. The remark in question may be called the

capping remark. Thus one traveller says to another--as Marco Polo to

George Sandys--

"You went to Jerusalem?"

"Yes."

"And to Jericho?"

"Yes."

"And to the Jordan?"

"Yes."

"Did you see the white stone on the bottom near where the river flows

into the Dead Sea?"

"Well--let me see! I don't exactly seem to remember that I did precisely

see that."

"Ah!" replies Marco Polo.

It is a very brief sound, but being interpreted it means, "Then, my

dear George Sandys, you might just as well not have seen the Jordan at

all." Not that the white stone was famous or worth seeing, but that

Marco Polo wished to "rub in" upon George Sandys's mind the conviction

that he, Polo, had seen more than he, Sandys, in the same direction.

This capping process sometimes leads to very droll results. Young Green

heard Gray and Brown comparing their notes of travel. Each was naturally

anxious to have seen and done rather more than the other; but it

appeared that each had been in about the same places, and had had very

much the same experience.

"Lago Maggiore is a lovely sheet of water," remarked Gray.

"Truly exquisite," replied Brown.

"And Isola Bella is most beautiful," suggested Gray.

"Dear me! dear me!" approvingly assented Brown.

"How high is the statue of San Carlo Borromeo?" asked Gray.

"About sixty feet," answered Brown.

"It's a wonderful prospect from his eye," said Gray.

"Whose eye?" asked Brown.

"San Carlo Borromeo's," replied Gray, whose mind instantly suspected

that he had caught the adversary, and who followed up his advantage

vigorously and suddenly. "Of course you went up San Carlo?"

"Up San Carlo? You mean the church at--"

"Oh no! the statue on Lago Maggiore."

"Went up the statue! what do you mean?" snapped Brown, foreseeing

discomfiture.

"Oh! I thought you probably knew," retorted the triumphant Gray, "that

the statue is hollow."

"Oh! ah! yes!" returned Brown, indifferently.

"And you didn't go up?" pressed Gray.

"Not exactly," feebly rejoined Brown.

"Nor sit in his nose?" continued Gray.

"Not exactly," muttered Brown.

"Nor look out of his eyes?" said Gray.

"I thought I wouldn't," murmured Brown, in full retreat.

"Oh!" smiled Gray, with the air of David holding the head of Goliath by

the hair, and displaying it to mankind--"oh!"

Young Green heard all this, and he resolved that whatever he did not do

when he went to Europe, he would at all hazards sit in the nose of San

Carlo Borromeo. The next year he came to Lago Maggiore. He saw the

statue. He remembered the conversation and his high resolve, and he

essayed the deed. It was fearful. He tore his hands; he tore his

clothes; he was half suffocated; and, wedging himself into the nose, he

stuck fast, and was only rescued at the peril of his life. When he told

Gray afterward, and reminded him of the colloquy with Brown, that

experienced traveller laughed until the tears ran down his cheeks. "My

dear Green," said he, "I never went up the confounded thing; but it was

necessary to take Brown down somehow, and I employed the good saint for

the purpose." He laughed again to tears; but Mr. Green soberly resolved

that he would eschew the capping talk of travel. And he chose the wiser

course.

The truth is that Green should not trust too much the tales, nor indeed

the regrets, of the ancient mariners.

"For travellers tell no idle tales,

But fools at home believe them."

Certainly when this one remarks that he feels in saying farewell that

young Green will never see the Europe that he saw, he has not the

remotest idea of dimming his bright hope nor of asserting an advantage.

What is it, indeed, but a way of saying that he is no longer the same

man he was? If he were, what would be the gain of travel? It is not only

an enlargement of the scenery of the mind, not only a richer and more

various memory that he has acquired, but a riper experience. He has

grown wiser; and perhaps all that he feels when he shakes Green's

parting hand is that Green is not so wise as he will one day be.

"EASY DOES IT, GUVNER."

Dickens's Rogue Riderhood, who says "Easy does it, guvner," was a very

practical man. But there is no motto which is more susceptible of

perversion. Mr. Seward said the same thing in his last great speech. "I

early learned from Jefferson that in politics we must do what we can,

not what we would." It is not only plausible, but it is true. Yet its

truth can be most readily abused to defeat everything for which it is

urged.

"'I weep for you,' the walrus said;

'I deeply sympathize.'

With tears and sobs he sorted out

Those of the largest size,

Holding his pocket-handkerchief

Before his streaming eyes."

It was necessary that the walrus should eat, and it was very sad that

the oysters should satisfy the necessity. But it is obvious that wicked

walruses who have no intention whatever of not eating oysters would sob

aloud with heart-rending vehemence as proof of a virtue which they do

not possess. The foes of progress are always anxious that its friends

should go easily. "Easy does it, guvner." But meanwhile they are

anything but easy in obstructing. In the race, the sly gentleman who

bets on Tom whispers confidentially to the jockey who rides Jerry that

he had better "go easy." The friends of the saloon hope that the true

friends of temperance are aware that the only way of success is to avoid

fanaticism. But they omit to hide their bodies as well as their heads,

for they are unsparing fanatics on their own behalf.

When Gustavus, in deference to his dear Griselda, promised to begin to

reform the baleful habit of smoking, his Griselda was jocund as the

dawn. But at the end of a week she did not observe that there were fewer

cigars consumed, and she pleasantly asked him if the good resolution had

escaped his memory. "By no means," he answered; "quite the contrary.

But you remember what Rogue Riderhood said, 'Easy does it, guvner.' We

must move warily upon the intrenched enemy, dearest Grizzle. Remember

that Rome was not built in a day." Griselda remembered faithfully. But

still the cigars continued, and upon a further gentle remonstrance

Gustavus rejoined: "Certainly; but we must be reasonable. There are many

steps, my dear Griselda. In siege operations the great masters of war

approach by parallels, after making ample and thorough preparation. That

is what I am doing. I am beginning to prepare to begin. Easy does it,

you know. Don't forget Rome."

Still Gustavus smoked, and still Griselda waited, and at the end of six

months she asked with a smile how far he had advanced in abandoning the

habit of smoking. "Dear Grizzle," he answered, "you remember the weeds

that sprang up and soon withered because they had no depth of soil. I

wish my reform of this naughty habit to be well rooted, that it may long

endure. None of your spasmodic virtue, your superficial goodness, for

me! Great reforms, even in personal habits, my dear Mrs. Gustavus,

cannot be accomplished in a day. Even Rome was not built in that time. I

am working for great results, to which all my tastes and habits must

conform. I must lay the foundations broad and deep. Easy does it, my

rose-bud."

Gustavus continues to smoke, and Easy continues to do it. But there is

another saying quite as wise as that of Rogue Riderhood, which exhorts

him who puts his hand to the plough not to look back. The trouble with

Riderhood's apothegm is that it supplies an endless excuse for not doing

it. If the habit is too strong, and will not budge, you can soothe your

conscience and make the most plausible of pleas by insisting that human

nature and long custom and uniform tradition and the honest doubt

whether smoking is, after all, injurious, must all be carefully

considered. That is what Dickens also calls the great art of how not to

do it. "My son, if you wish a thing done, do it yourself; if not, send,"

said the wise father; and the pioneers, the men without whose one idea

and uncompromising energy and conciliation nothing would be

accomplished, say with Sumner. "There is but one side," and with Cato,

"_Delenda est Carthago_."

It is true that everything cannot be done at once, but something must be

done all the time; and you will observe that it is not when the work is

advancing, but when it stops or goes backward, that we hear the familiar

wisdom of the Rogue that Easy does it. That is what makes it a

suspicious saying, "What are you doing, sir?" thundered the master to

the boy. "Nothing, sir," replied the frightened pupil. "Just as I

thought, sir. Don't you know that your business is to do something?"

When a man says "Easy does it," he may be doing all that he can but the

immense probability, the almost absolute certainty, is that he is doing

nothing, or, like the amiable Gustavus, he is "beginning to prepare to

begin."

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