DEAR MR. PUNCH,

Anything more dreary than racing during this week's weather at

Newmarket can scarcely be imagined! I have often heard Lord ARTHUR

declare he was "as dry as a limekiln," and always thought it an absurd

expression; and now I _know_ it is!--for anything more _wet_ than

the Limekilns at Newmarket this week I never saw!--it's a mystery to

me how the poor horses and men avoid catching cold, cantering about

there without galoshes--though, by the way, Mr. HAMMOND had _one_

"_Galoche_" which, of course, was not much use!

Owing to the smallness (that's a good word) of the attendance, we were

"pinched" a little in the prices, and of course the pinch came where

one least expected it, which was somewhat disconcerting--but as most

of the "good things" came off all right--(especially those we took

with us from BENOIST and FORTNUM's)--it did not matter so much. Ladies

of course were chiefly conspicuous by their absence, but my sweet

friend Lady NEWMAN GATESHEAD was quite the _Belle_ of the gathering,

and attracted nearly as much attention as the _Queen of Navarre_, who

naturally won her race in royal style!

My selection for the Chesterfield Stakes, _Meddler_, was successful

after a short struggle with the Duke of PORTLAND's _Kilmarnock_ to

whom he had to give five pounds (I hope this does not mean that the

noble owner is in want of money!); but I am told the latter was not

"fit" and "will do better with time!" though I don't quite see how

that can be, as surely "time" travels faster than _Meddler_, so that,

unless they take time with him, the handicap will be difficult to

frame! By the way, when the handicaps _are_ framed, where do they hang

them up? and is it one of the "perks" of the Handicapper to supply the

frames?

Those who waited in the rain for the last race on Wednesday were

rewarded with a splendid exhibition of horsemanship, given by WEBB on

_St. Angelo_; who appears to be somewhat of a "handful" (_St. Angelo_

I mean, not WEBB, who is very slight), and evinces a strong desire

to run in any direction but the one desired of him! I think Mr.

MILNER should have him trained on a zigzag method, when his natural

wilfulness would cause him to run straight when racing! This is an

excellent idea, and I have others equally good (applicable to all

styles of horses), which I intend to suggest to different trainers on

my next visit to Newmarket!

We were all relieved when the "curtain rang down" on Thursday--(this

is not, at first sight, a racing expression, but is largely used by

sporting writers, as demonstrating the diversified nature of their

knowledge!), in time for us to catch the early special for Liverpool

Street; which, special, might really, from the major portion of its

patrons, have been thought to be starting for Jerusalem!

Friday was a glorious day for the Eclipse, which was only visible from

the Observatory at Esher--the best account appears to have been given

by Professor _Orme_, who recovered from his recent severe illness just

in time to be present.

Just a word in conclusion on the big race of next week--a paradox--be

"wide awake" and go "nap" on my tip, from information privately given

to

Yours devotedly, LADY GAY.

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