July 23, 1892.
[Illustration: TOO CLEVER BY HALF.
"AND WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH SO WELL?"
"FROM LADY JENKINSON'S CHILDREN, MADAME. I CAME OVER FROM SWITZERLAND
TO TEACH THEM FRENCH AND GERMAN!"
"AND _DID_ THEY LEARN FRENCH AND GERMAN?"
"NO, MADAME, NOT A WORD!"]
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