II--THE AMERICAN ADVENTURER TELLS HIS TALE

When the war broke out he was in the West, the manager of an opera

company touring the coast towns, and immediately he determined to

take a hand. At first he experienced considerable perplexity as to

how he was to get "mixed up" in the war. Apart from his nationality,

his small stature, a finger missing from his right hand, and a

pronounced limp--both legacies from the Spanish-American war in the

Philippines--seemed destined to preclude him from serving in the

army of any country in any capacity. He was even refused by a party

of Americans forming a Red Cross contingent for duty with any of the

belligerents willing to accept their service.

However, he remembered an old friend, a major of Engineers in charge

of a company at a China station, and he immediately hurried from San

Francisco across the Pacific to Hong-Kong, where he found the --th

Siege Company, R.E., under orders to move, and cursing destiny, in the

shape of the British War Office, which refused to allow them to be

in at the fall of Tsing-tau. Forthwith he attached himself to them.

His sole qualification consisted of an erratic but handy knowledge

of mechanics, picked up here and there--as chauffeur to a Vancouver

millionaire, as a greaser, ganger, and a stoker, but principally

during eighteen months of desultory employment in the machine-shops of

Pittsburg. After much argument concerning the King's Regulations with

regard to recruits and the position of a man in the ranks, the major

had taken him on the strength as mechanic for the three motor-cycles

owned by his command. In September, 1914, he left the Western theatre

of war--quietly exultant, as I imagine.

He was curiously frank as to his attitude towards the war.

"I have always liked big things, and I had to get into this somehow,"

he said, finishing a large _cassis_. "This war is the biggest thing

that ever happened to this old world, and if I were left out of it I

should go mad--I should, or commit suicide. That's how I feel about

it. Looking on is no good to me; I have to be right in it. But I've

illusions. Neither your cause nor the Germans' nor the newspaper gas

of both parties interest me. If the Allies hadn't adopted me I should

have squeezed somehow into one of the armies of the Central Powers. Of

course, the party I joined, that party I stick to; you can count on me

to the last drop of my blood. But you take me--I've no patriotism, as

you understand these things."

They landed in France early in October, and within forty-eight hours

were with a corps at a point where the British forces lay resting after

the Marne and the Aisne. With those battles the operations passed

the mobile phase and began to settle down to the stagnation of the

trenches.

The novel conditions of warfare in the earth demanded new methods

and ingenious adaptations, and soon the Engineers found themselves

overwhelmed with orders from corps headquarters and harassed by

perplexed divisions and brigades. Bombs and explosive missiles of all

sorts were in great demand, but materials other than Tickler's jam-pots

were not to be procured. And pumps were wanted; emplacements, redoubts,

trenches, field works of all descriptions required overseers from the

Engineers to superintend the working-parties, composed of uninitiated

infantry.

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