My name is Tyler, King of burping,
Champion of stomach chirping.
No one else can belch like me--
A mouth explosion symphony.
When I start a burping session,
It sounds just like a bear impression.
Sometimes I can shake the room
With my burping bellow boom.
I'm famous for my great technique,
But, mind you, it's not for the meek.
Some tips when burping for a crowd,
To help your belch be extra loud:
Arch your back for full projection.
Cover up for their protection.
Throw some soda down the hatch
For burping volume none can match.
But most important, don't forget
The golden rule of etiquette.
In terms of manners, I'm not choosy
But always, always say "Excuse me."