Who washes the dishes, inside the dishwasher?
It can't be the work of the furry mish-mosher
You might think they're cleaned by a set of scrub-tubbers
Or even a pair of guck blasting dirt clubbers
I assure you, my friends, that this isn't the case
Creatures like those don't belong in this place
The truth is more simple, without clubbing troubles
It's a traveling crew of tiny blue bubbles
The dishwashing bubbles are famously famous
As you probably know, so no need to explain this
At first a few bubbles go collect the detergent
They spread it around, in a manner most urgent
The smart bubbles talk and they formulate plans
While younger ones scour the pots and the pans
DJ Bubbles is always in charge of the tunes
As they dance down the forks and then dance up the spoons
Parachute Bubbles drop down from above
And they ski down the plates to help give them a scrub
Then out comes the water from every direction
But not from up top, that's the only exception
When the warm water sprays, if you're not very choosy
The teacups get filled and they make a jacuzzi
Some bubbles swim round, in the pool at the bottom
Where goggles are best for your eyes if you got 'em
The talented bubbles put on soap-sudsy skates
And they fly down the bowls to jump over the plates
Every once in a while there's a new kind of mess
And only a master of dishwash-i-ness
Could possibly clean such a strange gucky muck
And no everyday bubble would have any luck
That's when they call in the world's greatest cleaner
She's a little pink bubble, as you know if you've seen her.
She studies the stain and she tests out the dirt
She doesn't use water, not even a squirt
Before you can blink she has cleaned it all up
It's not on the pots, or the forks, or the cups
She cleans the whole place, in a short little while
She can't help herself, it is kind of her style
And then comes the part that the bubbles like least
When the dishes are clean for their next messy feast
And the water shuts off and the steam starts to fade
And the bubbles slide off in a farewell parade
Soon they'll be needed to scrub up more food
And more dirty dishes will lighten their mood