I lean mostly to lettin’ ’em alone, myself.

As I git older I notice that most things sorta cure ’emselves, if you

leave ’em lay.

I used to butt in frequent when young, but since I passed the draft age

I kinda lost my taste for fixin’ things.

I suppose they’s some would call me a coward, and a sidestepper, and an

opportunist, and a trimmer, and all that—I dunno—maybe I am—but I’ve had

my eye on old Mr. Time for lo, these many years, and I’ve observed that,

as a mender of bones, hearts, political differences, and religious

quarrels, he is like A. Ward’s kangaroo, “seldom ekaled and never

surpassed.”

The way to teach a boy how to swim is to throw him into the water and go

away. Then he has to learn, right off.

There was old man Eustis and his wife, over Sanford way, that had no end

o’ trouble over their boy. They was always workin’ with him and

lecturin’ him and rasslin’ in prayer over him, and he was just carousin’

and actin’ up like all the time; till the old folks up and died, and

then they was nobody cared a whoop for the boy, whether he hung hisself

or not, and he had the first good spell o’ lettin’ alone he’d ever had

in his life, and he just turned right around and straightened up and now

he owns a bank, and is deacon in the church, and everything.

Of course, you can’t always let things alone, but in case of doubt it’s

trumps.

As I read history, it seems to me that Lettin’ Folks Alone has been the

secret of the success of the English-speakin’ peoples. Gov’ment Control

of everything from wheat-cakes to railroads may be comin’, and it may be

best, but I’m personally a leetle skittish of it.

The English race’s idea of Law and Gov’ment is to have as leetle of ’em

as possible. The German idea is to have everything and everybody

regulated, down to drawin’ their breath. And they’re tryin’ it out now,

to see which idea will whip.

The Almighty does a heap o’ Lettin’ Folks Alone. Anybody can go to the

dogs that wants to. The gates of the Bad Place are open day and night.

It looks to me very much as if what saves a man must come from the

inside of him, and if he ain’t got nothin’ inside that will rouse up and

save him, he ain’t worth savin’, and Nature is anxious to shovel him out

in the discard just as soon as possible.

So I says, Let ’em Alone. The good ones’ll come to the top, and the bad

ones will drown, and they’ll make fertilizer, and p’raps that’s what

they’re intended for.

Thus spake Eb Hopkins.

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