CHAPTER XI.

WHAT TRAMPS READ.

In a superficial way tramps read practically everything they can get

hold of. As a class they are not particularly fond of books when there

is something more exciting to engage their attention, such as a

"hang-out" conference, for instance, but they get pleasure out of both

reading and writing. They have generally learned how to read as boys,

either at home with their parents or in some institution for truants and

"incorrigibles." Dime novels and like literature amuse them most at this

stage in their career, and the same is true of tramp boys who are found

in Hoboland, but they learn to laugh over the fascination that such

books had for them, as do more highly cultivated readers. As a rule,

however, it is not until they have served a term in prison that they

take a definite interest in the books that appeal to educated people. In

all large prisons there are libraries from which the inmates can draw

books at stated intervals, and the majority of the truly professional

tramps generally serve at least one sentence in these institutions. As

youths, it was their ambition to be successful thieves, crack burglars,

pickpockets, and "Peter-men" (safe thieves), and they have usually

experimented with the thief's profession long enough to get a year or

two in a penitentiary. Some take a longer time than others to become

convinced that they lack criminal wit, and are fitted, so far as their

world is concerned, for nothing higher than tramping, but the majority

of tramps in the United States arrive at this conclusion sooner or

later, and degenerate into what may be called discouraged criminals. In

the process of getting discouraged they have access to prison libraries,

and can pick and choose their books as they like. In some prisons the

wardens keep track of the kinds of books their charges call for, and I

have seen interesting reports in which an attempt has been made to read

the characters of the men from their different bookish preferences; but

it is easy to make mistakes in such calculations. I know of prisoners,

for instance, who have called for nothing but religious books in the

hope that the "Galway" (the prison priest) would be so impressed with

their reformation that he would recommend their cases to the Board of

Pardons for reconsideration. Indeed, prisoners in general are such

_poseurs_, in one respect or another, that not much faith can be put in

conclusions as to their literary tendencies deduced from their selection

of books in prison libraries. One must observe them in the open, and see

what they read when they are free of the necessity of making an

impression, to discover their real preferences.

In summer they are almost constantly "in transit," and read very little

except newspapers, but in winter they flock to the large cities and

gather around the stoves and radiators in public libraries, and it is

then that one can learn what kind of reading they like best. The library

in Cooper Union, for example, is one of their favourite gathering-places

in New York City during the cold months, and I have seen the same tramps

reading there day after day. Novels and books of adventure appeal to

them most, and it would surprise a great many people to see the kind of

novels many of them choose. Thackeray and Dickens are the favourite

novelists of the majority of the tramps that I have happened to talk

with about books, but the works of Victor Hugo and Eugene Sue are also

very popular. The general criticism of the books of all of these

writers, however, is that they are "terribly long drawn out." A tramp

who had just finished reading Thackeray's "Vanity Fair" once said to me:

"Why the devil didn't he choke it off in the middle, an' leave out all

the descriptions? It's a good book all right enough, but it's as

long-winded as a greyhound." Robert Louis Stevenson, on the other hand,

is admired by a Western tramp acquaintance of mine on account of his

"big mouthfuls of words."

Detective stories like "Sherlock Holmes" and the books of Gaboriau are

read widely by both tramps and criminals, and the ingenuity of their

authors is often admired; but the tramp cannot understand, and no more

can I, why the writers of such stories prefer to give their own

conception of a detective to the "Hawkshaw" of real life. He believes,

and I agree with him, that much more interesting detective tales could

be written if the truth about police life were told; and there awaits

the writer who is prepared and willing to depict the "fly cop" as he

really is in Anglo-Saxon countries, a remunerative and literary success.

No mistake has been made in portraying him as the King of the Under

World, but some one ought to tell what a corrupt king he has been, and

still is, in a great many communities.

Popular books, such as "Trilby," "David Harum," and "Mr. Dooley," almost

never reach the tramps until long after their immediate success is over.

The tramps have no money to invest in books of the hour, and the

consequence is that while the public is reading the book of some new

favourite author, they are poring over books that were popular several

years back. There are roadsters who are to-day reading for the first

time the earliest books of Mark Twain, Bret Harte, and other well-known

authors, and the next crop of vagabonds will probably read the works of

writers who are now in the foreground. In Chicago I met, one day, a

tramp who had just discovered Bret Harte, and he thought that

"Tennessee's Partner" and "The Outcasts of Poker Flat" were recent

stories. "I tell ye, Cigarette," he declared, enthusiastically, "those

stories'll make that fella's fortune. Jus' wait till people get to

talkin' about 'em, an' you'll see how they'll sell." He had read the

tales in a sailor's mission to which somebody had donated a mutilated

Tauchnitz edition of Bret Harte's writings.

In a county jail in Ohio I also once heard two tramps discuss for nearly

two hours the question whether Shakespeare wrote his plays when he did

or about two hundred years later. The tramp who favoured the latter

theory based it on the supposition that the balcony scene in "Romeo and

Juliet" could not have been possible so far back as "in Shakespeare's

time."

"Why, gol darn it," he exclaimed, "they didn't have no such porches in

them days. A porch, I tell ye, is a modern invention, just like dynamite

is."

Next to the exciting novel or tale of adventure, the tramp likes to read

books which deal with historical and economic subjects. It is a rather

exceptional tramp who can read intelligently such a book as Henry

George's "Progress and Poverty," but a number of roadsters have gone

through this work time and again, and can quote from it quite freely.

Indeed, it has been the cause of long discussions at "hang-outs" all

over the United States. Any book, by the way, which "shows up" what the

tramps consider the unreasonable inequalities in our social conditions,

appeals to them, and thoughts in regard to such matters filter through

the various social strata and reach the tramp class more rapidly than

the reader would think. I have heard tramps discuss socialism, for

instance, with quite as clear an insight into its weak points, and with

as thorough an appreciation of its alluring promises, as will be found

in any general gathering of people. They are much more entertaining when

discussing a book dealing with some serious question than when trying to

state their opinion of a novel. If a character in a novel has taken hold

of them, they can criticise it intelligently and amusingly, and they

have their favourite characters in fiction just as other people have,

but only a few tramps read novels with the intention of remembering

their contents for any length of time; such books are taken up mainly

for momentary entertainment, and are then forgotten. Books of historical

or political import, on the contrary, are frequently read over and over

again, and are made to do service as authorities on grave questions

discussed at "hang-out" conferences. Bryan's "First Battle" has been

quoted by tramps in nearly every State in the Union, and some roadsters

can repeat verbatim long passages from it.

A striking example of the tramp's fondness for what he would call heavy

books was a man whom I met, some years ago, at a tramp camp in central

New York. We had been sitting around the camp-fire for some time,

discussing matters of the road, when the man called my attention to his

weak eyes. I had noticed that the lids of his eyes were very red, and he

told me that it was only with difficulty that he could read even large

print. "Used them up in the stir" (penitentiary), he explained. "We had

no work to do, and were shut up in our cells practically all of the

time, and I simply read myself blind." I asked him what kind of reading

he had enjoyed most, and he gave me a string of authors' names, whose

books he had drawn from the library, which but few college graduates

could beat. I have forgotten many of the books he mentioned, but Kant's

"Pure Reason" and Burton's "Melancholy" were among the number. We

talked together for over three hours about writers and writing, and I

have seldom enjoyed a conversation more. The man was still a tramp in

essential matters, and had no intention of becoming anything better, but

his reading had widened the boundaries of his world to such an extent

that in other clothes and with a few changes in his diction he might

have passed muster in very respectable companionship. If he is alive, he

is probably still looking for "set-downs" and "hand-outs," and

discussing between meals with the hoboes the wonderful things that were

revealed to him during the ten years he spent in his prison university.

Endowed with this interest in books of a serious nature, it would seem

that the tramp ought eventually to take to heart some of the wisdom such

books contain, and try to live up to it in his every-day life, but I am

compelled to say that, in the majority of cases, he considers himself a

being apart from the rest of the world, so far as moral responsibility

is concerned. He likes to ponder over the moral obligations of others,

and to suggest schemes for a general social regeneration, but he finds

it irksome and unpleasant to apply his advice and recommendations to his

own existence. Theoretically, he has what he would call a religion, but

he no more expects to live up to his religion than he intends to work

when he can get out of it. He has two worlds in which he lives,--one

consisting of theories and fanciful conceits which he has got from books

and his own imagination, and the other of hard facts, prejudices, and

habits. He is most natural in the latter environment, but moods come

over him when he feels impelled to project himself into the world of

theories, and then nothing pleases him more than imaginatively to

reconstruct the world in general as he believes it ought to be.

I have been asked whether he ever voluntarily reads the Bible. It is an

easy book to get hold of, and in prison it is forced upon the tramp's

attention, but it has no marked fascination for him. I have known a

roadster to beg a New Testament from a Bible House agency in order to

settle a dispute about religious doctrine, but this is a very

exceptional case. The average tramp knows no difference between the Old

and New Testaments, and bases any religious convictions that he may have

on personal revelations of truth rather than on inspired Scripture. In

one respect, however, he conforms to conventional customs,--he likes to

sing hymns. In jail or out, if he happens to be in a singing mood, it is

only necessary to start such hymns as "Pull for the shore," "There were

ninety and nine," "Where is my wandering boy to-night?" and this

tattered and uncouth creature breaks forth into song. There is a grin on

his lips while he sings, for he appreciates the ludicrousness of the

situation, but he sings on at the top of his voice. At night, on a

Western prairie, where he and his pals have built a "hang-out" near a

railroad track, there is no more picturesque scene in all Hoboland than

when he stands up, starts a tune, and the others rise and join him.

Equally amusing, if not so harmless, are the tramp's improvised schools.

In the autumn, when the weather gets too cold for sleeping out, the

country schoolhouse becomes one of the tramp's night shelters. He gets

in through one of the windows. A wood-pile is near by, and what with a

good fire and benches to lie on, he makes a very cosy nest. Let a crowd

of ten or twenty appropriate such a place, and there is always a frolic

before bedtime. One of the tramps is elected teacher, the scholars'

books and slates are taken from their desks, and school begins. "Moike,

oppen yer mug 'n' see if ye kin read," the teacher commands, and the

burly pupil begins to paw over the leaves. Later comes a turn at

spelling, writing, and "figgerin'," and a wild hobo song ends the

session. A keg of beer sometimes helps to enliven things, and then

ink-bottles, readers, and spelling-books are scattered about the room in

great confusion. The wood-pile also disappears, and sometimes the

building itself goes up in flames. I have often wondered whether the

real pupils were not glad to find things so topsy-turvy in the morning.

It must take time to put the schoolhouse in order again, and the boys

and girls have a vacation meanwhile. The taxpayers grumble, of course,

but, as the tramp says, "they ought to fasten things tighter," and until

they do he will continue, I fear, to entertain himself at their expense.

An experience that I had not long ago illustrates the tramp's

unwillingness to have his reading matter regulated by outsiders. I was

making an investigation of the tramp situation on certain railroads in

the middle West at the time, and one night, in company of some fellow

roadsters, I went for shelter to the tramp ward of a poor-house. The

room we were sent to was in the cellar, and we all passed a very

miserable night. In the morning we were given our breakfast in the

common dining-room of the institution, and while we were sitting at the

table the wife of the keeper gave each one of us a "tract," which we

carefully tucked under our plates and left there. When we had finished,

one of the tramps asked our hostess whether there was a place in the

building where we could wash; the hole we had had to stay in over night

was so dirty that our clothes and hands were covered with dust, and the

tramp knew that any stream we might find outside would be frozen over.

The woman looked at him severely, and said: "There's a brook at the foot

of the hill." The tramp's anger was aroused. "Madam," he said, "I have

always been taught that cleanliness is next to godliness. You have given

us all tracts, but you won't give us a place to wash. Your religion and

mine don't jibe. You'll find the tracts under the plates." We all got

another severe look, and the next batch of tramps probably got the

tracts.

Of the newspapers that the tramp reads there is but little that is novel

to report beyond the fact that he begs for them in the same systematic

fashion characteristic of him when looking for his meals. Not all tramps

are anxious to keep up to date as regards the world's doings, but a fair

proportion of them look for their morning newspaper immediately after

breakfast. They go to stores and barber-shops, and do not hesitate to

ask even newsdealers. In summer the newspapers which they get also serve

them as beds in railroad box-cars; they spread them out on the floor of

the car and lie down on them, their shoes and vests doing duty as

pillows, and their coats as covering. Their favourite papers are of the

yellow kind, but I doubt whether they take them any more seriously than

other people do who buy them merely for particular items of news and

then throw them away. They like spicy articles and glaring pictures, and

scramble with one another for first chance at the _Police Gazette_, but

this taste is not unnatural; their life is rough, vulgar, and

sensational, and the wonder is that they can appreciate and care for the

high-class literature which many of them read.

I have said that they get enjoyment out of writing as well as reading.

There are a few well-educated men in tramp life, and they have been

surprised attempting to make literature as well as to read it. In

Germany it is quite a custom among the _Chausseegrabentapezirer_ to

keep diaries in which they jot down notes and comments on their life,

and in this country, also, journals and essays by tramps have been

discovered. One of the most intelligent criticisms of my tramp papers in

_The Century_ came from a Boston tramp, hailing for the time being from

Texas. Excepting a few mistakes in grammar which many persons who are

not tramps are guilty of, it was a very creditable production.

Once upon a time, not to be too particular, two tramps were shut up all

alone in a jail in Michigan, and their sentences wore so heavily upon

them that they found it very difficult to be patient. Their stories gave

out, the jail fare became tiresome, there was very little to read, and

they were by nature very restless. At last things looked so gloomy that

they decided to spin a coin for a choice of two suggested

pastimes,--writing a story, or planning and carrying out an escape. It

was "heads" for the story, and "tails" for the escape. Heads won. True

to their contract, these two men, one fairly well educated, and the

other with a big imagination, sat themselves down to the task, pencil

and paper being furnished by the sheriff. For ten days they wrote and

wrote, then rewrote, until, as the man with the imagination said, their

"poor brains seemed squeezed to death." Indeed, they had worked so hard

that the man with a little education thought it would be worth while to

try to sell the story; so, after it had been read to the sheriff and his

wife, both of whom it pleased, sufficient postage was collected to send

it to a periodical thought to be looking for such contributions; and off

it went, and with it the solemn prayers of the authors. Three weeks

later, lo and behold! a letter arrived in care of the sheriff. The two

men opened it tenderly and fearfully, each tearing a little of the end

off and then passing it to the other, saying, like silly girls: "I don't

dare." But what was their surprise, the terrifying little thing once

laid bare, to find in it a check for ninety dollars, payable to them

jointly or severally, as if the editor had fancied that they might be

turned loose at different times. Unfortunately, they were freed

together, and two hours afterward the man with the imagination had so

inflated it with whiskey that he wanted to storm the jail and free the

sheriff. His story, however, was not disgraced. It is still quite

readable. He, poor fellow, would probably like to toss up again for

pastimes; when last heard of he was "doing" solitary confinement.

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