CHAPTER XVI.

AS A VERACIOUS chronicler of the events, inexplicable and unbelievable

as this story may appear, of the life and exploits of Swiftwater Bill

Gates, I want to begin this chapter with the prefatory announcement

that, all and singular, as the lawyers say, the statements herein are

absolutely true and may be verified.

I give this simple warning merely because, as I recall what happened

the next two or three days after Swiftwater’s arrest, it seems to

me that many of my readers will say, “These things could not have

happened.”

Swiftwater, calmly seating himself, in a big leather upholstered Morris

chair, said, looking at the Sheriff; “Old man, I guess we can fix this

thing up right here. Send for the judge and have him come down here

quick.”

The officer looked at me and smiled.

“I don’t want to see Mr. Gates put in jail tonight” said I. “And if

there is any way that this thing can be settled I am willing. More than

that,” and here I looked at Swiftwater, “I think Bill will not make

any attempt to escape, and if it is all right with you, I’ll go on his

bond.”

After more palaver of this kind, and here I am about to tell something

about judicial processes that will surely cause a smile, a messenger

was sent from the hotel to another hotel, where was stopping Judge

Hatch, who was sitting on the Superior Court bench in King County,

although he lived in another county down the Sound.

Outside in the hall there were a score of people, waiting to see

Swiftwater, and to learn what would be the outcome of the case. There

was the sheriff, Lou Smith; two other deputies, a half dozen lawyers

and the reporters for the Seattle newspapers--quite a colony altogether.

After half an hour the judge came in the room, accompanied by another

deputy sheriff.

“We’d just as well have some of the lawyers in here,” said Swiftwater.

“Ask Mr. Murphy and Mr. Cole to come in.”

The door was opened and in came the attorneys and some others.

“Will you please ring the bell, Mrs. Beebe?” said Swiftwater.

I rang the bell, the boy came and Swiftwater ordered two pint bottles

of wine.

Now, this was Swiftwater’s way of dallying with justice. It was

another exemplification of his idea--the mainspring in the man’s whole

character--that money could do anything and everything.

The wine came, two bottles at a time and then four, and then six.

Every time the boy came up, Swiftwater borrowed money from me to pay

the bill. Then Swiftwater did something that I never believed could

happen. The National Bank at Fairbanks had, a few weeks before, issued

its first currency--the first government bank notes in all Alaska.

Swiftwater had a bunch of the new $20 bills and, wrapping in each a

nugget taken from Number 6 Cleary, he presented one to each of his

friends--that is, all who were present.

“If Mr. Gates will deposit $2,250, as counsel for Mrs. Gates desires,

which is to be applied for the maintenance of herself and children and

for attorney’s fees, I think we may continue this matter until a later

date,” said the judge.

Swiftwater came over to me.

“I’ve got a thousand dollar draft,” said he, “and if you will loan me

$1,250 I’ll pay everything up Monday,” said Swiftwater.

I have never yet fully made up my mind what led me to loan Swiftwater

that money, unless it was that, like everyone else who knew of his

wonderful capacity for getting money rapidly out of the North, I

believed he would make good all of his promises. I gave him the money,

and Swiftwater was a free man.

Just then the sheriff himself opened the door and, noticing one of the

lawyers holding a bunch of bills and drafts in his hand, said:

“I guess I will take charge of this.”

And so it came about that the money was deposited in the clerk’s office

in the county court, and on Monday morning, before any of us were

about, the lawyers for Bera, Murphy & Cole, appeared in the courthouse

with an order signed by the judge to draw the money out. Bera got $750

of the $1,000 promised her for maintenance for herself and children and

the lawyers got the remainder.

Is it any wonder, then, that I have often thought it was the easiest

thing in the world for Swiftwater to find a loophole in the meshes of

the law by which he could escape, while I have never yet found a way to

make the law give me just common justice?

And now it was Swiftwater’s turn to act. In another day the newspapers

had his story that he had been “held up,” and after that came a

sensation in the Bar Association of Seattle the like of which is not on

record. And while the lawyers were fighting over the spoils, Swiftwater

cleverly enough, though haunted by the spectre of the state prison, and

constantly pressed by Kitty Gates, his polygamous wife, began working

on Bera’s sympathies. He came to the hotel and went to Bera’s room.

“Bera,” he said, “unless you get a divorce from me, and do it at once,

Kitty will send me to the penitentiary; I will lose all my property in

Alaska, and the boys and you will be everlastingly disgraced.”

Bera listened. It is enough to say that with Swiftwater in the

penitentiary, his mining interests in Alaska, which promised brighter

than anything he had ever undertaken, and that means hundreds of

thousands of dollars, all of Bera’s chance and mine to ever get a new

start in life would have been wasted.

Swiftwater daily said:

“Bera, you certainly love the boys enough to save them the disgrace of

having a felon for a father.”

The argument was enough. Bera consented, and although, as I understand

it, the law specifically prohibits a divorce where the parties agree in

advance on the severance of the holy marriage tie, Swiftwater went away

and Bera brought suit for divorce in the court of King County. And in

time the decree was granted and is still of record in that county.

A week later Swiftwater, as I afterwards found out, joined Kitty Gates

in Portland and the two went to San Francisco. Thus can be turned into

the basest uses the legal processes of our courts and, strange as it

may seem, Swiftwater, after Bera’s divorce, legally married Kitty,

then divorced her, and not later than two years afterwards he told the

newspapers in San Francisco, that having divorced all his other wives,

he was looking for a new one.

I want to ask now, is there no law to reach a monster of this kind?

Are the laws so framed that men of Swiftwater’s type can go at large

throughout the country ruining the lives of young girls, and, followed

by a halo of gold and the fame that quick fortune making brings,

claiming and receiving the friendship of their fellow men?

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