CHAPTER IV

HISTORICAL EVENTS OF THE 20TH CENTURY

The senior class of the Diana Seminary were assembled in the

auditorium, listening in a trance of respectful attention to Professor

Cielo Allenson. He had just begun his review of the historical events

of the 20th Century, now and then giving his individual comments upon

the subjects presented.

1900

An Era of False Prosperity

With the beginning of the 20th Century was inaugurated an era of false

prosperity. The Census Bureau at that time furnishes statistics and

comments upon the wonderfully perceptible decrease of the criminal

classes, called foot-pads, sneak thieves and highwaymen, which

was attributed chiefly to the existing national prosperity. It

overlooks the fact, however, that a new species of miscreants,

comparatively more dangerous, had begun to thrive like mushrooms in

prolific numbers,--that of so-called commercial brigands or financial

buccaneers who, under fascinating and attractive names, such as mining

syndicates with their fabulous deposits of gold, offering bucketfuls

of shares for a dime; banking and building loan associations, with

palatial homes thrown in gratis to every subscriber; promoters of

illusionary inventions, seeking shareholders, which would make them

millionaires in the twinkling of an eye.

Alchemists who, with their artful empyrics of legerdemain, transmuted

base metals into gold, and were willing to dispose of their precious

wares for pennies; Wall Street and race-track spiders posing as

benevolent philanthropists, scattering fortunes right and left to

every applicant, sapped the avaricious, sottish public of its dearly

bought earnings. Strange to say, despite many colossal exposures and

failures, as these adroit swindlers grew more subtle and audacious,

the more the gambling-crazed public rushed to their destruction.

The effect was appalling. In consequence of the depredations of these

pirates of industries, the reputable business and financial firms were

the greatest sufferers. Their legitimate transactions were paralyzed

to such a tremendous degree that they were compelled to devise ways

and means to counteract its evils. In 1908, after mature deliberation

at a general convention in Washington, it was decided to raise ample

funds and create a bureau under the auspices of the Federal Government

called the Bureau of Frauds and Swindles. The duties imposed upon

its officers were the ferreting out and prosecuting of the wild-cat

schemes and to warn the public against them.

The measure, being approved by the National Government, had the

desired effect of freeing to a great degree the financial world

from its parasites of industrial malefactors, and to some extent

established again the stability and integrity of honorable financiers,

in the meanwhile safeguarding foolish persons from being fleeced out

of their savings.

1902

The Cataclysm at Martinique

St. Pierre, Martinique, was destroyed by a volcanic eruption of Mount

Peleé, on the eighth day of May. In a few minutes more than thirty

thousand human beings were hurled into eternity.

1908

The Mormon Question

The anti-plural wives laws were enforced to the letter. Its emphatic

application to all members of the sect was brought about principally

by the Women's Clubs, whose persistent and overwhelming aggressiveness

played an important factor in the stamping out of this demoralizing and

materialistic religion. In this era of civilization the existence of

a religious organization of this character, like a cancerous growth,

was threatening to debase womanhood and lead the communities to

unbridled licentiousness.

1909

Capital and Labor

Every new movement, be it religious, political or economic, has its

birth like a volcano, and unionism was no exception to this rule. The

labor unions at first had their violent agitators who, possessing

greater physical than mental calibre, laid the crude foundation of

a force in an arbitrary manner that consequently had its gradual

evolution of development.

Their constant conflicts with capital were characterized by an

unreasonable amount of physical argument which resulted in more or

less disastrous denouements, but these very acts of lawlessness and

disturbances awakened a third party, the consumers in general, who

were equally affected by the disturbances between capital and labor

and brought about a realization of the true relative positions.

Labor certainly has its unalienable rights and was entitled to due

consideration and justice. However, like the negative and positive

poles of electricity, which are both essential in order that a circuit

of effective force be generated, capital and labor likewise had their

dual relative values of importance, without which there could be no

constancy of harmonious production.

By the gradual awakening of both capital and labor to their

true limitations, the questions involved began to assume a more

intelligent basis under the codes of arbitration. At the same time

the violent agitators of labor were succeeded in the trend of this

onward development by more intelligent organizers. These latter were

merged into accomplished, rational leaders and, through the efficient

medium of the ballot box, into national representatives. Consequently,

the more dignified, orderly and responsible labor became, the more

the workers became entitled to the benefits of their labor.

A Department of Capital and Labor which, so far, had been merely

probationary now became a permanent institution at the Capitol and

in every State of the Union as well.

1910

The Expense of Living

It is one of the strangest inconsistencies of social problems, that

although political economists and scholars have preached the doctrine,

that inventions and improved methods in mechanical lines contribute

to the blessings of mankind by cheapening the necessities of life,

yet in spite of their plausible declarations, the cost of living

year by year grew higher and higher, entailing untold suffering and

despair among the poorer classes.

The cause of this lamentable perversion was due to a certain clique

of unscrupulous progeny of Mammon, called trusts and corporations,

who, being blinded with an insatiable desire for pelf and lust, and

stupefied with a frenzied avarice, monopolized all the necessities

of life. The vast occidental domain of our country was of unlimited

resources and was capable of producing in abundance the products which

they "cornered." The modus operandi of their rapacious operations

were manifold. They limited the output of Nature's bounty in order to

keep them at prohibitive values, and at the same time deprived hosts

of sons of toil of earning their livelihood. They kept at their

inoperative mercy--by their abominable tactics of purchase--the

producer from receiving his just share, and they also mulcted the

helpless consumer by the unlimited inflation of their capital stock

and fictitious expenses until at length the burden of their avarice

became unendurable.

Although attempts have repeatedly been made by sincere executives of

the Nation, by the advocation of measures for curbing the rapacity

of these trusts, their endeavors met with failure on account of the

vague and flexible laws already in existence, and by the array of

sycophantic traitors in high circles who prevented any legislation

which was conducive to the tranquility and welfare of the masses. At

last, only after a series of sanguinary demonstrations by the people

which almost endangered the stability of the republic, they were

compelled to yield.

By the passage of clearly defined laws the career of their nefarious

system of spoliation was brought to an end. One of the most efficacious

laws passed was the creation of a body of competent men of supreme

power who appraised approximately the capitalization of these

concerns and licensed them as such under oath. The States in the

meantime assumed the power of fixing a maximum value for which their

commodities might be placed on the market. By the above legislations

the inflation of their capital and extortion from the consumer were

made securely impossible.

1911

Death of an Eminent Scholar

Professor Henry Richfield, a profound scholar, and the author of

"How to Get Rich"--a ponderous work in twelve octavo volumes--passed

away in an attic, in abject penury and squalor.

1912

The Annihilation of Mosquitoes

Although the mortality statistics in the United States for last year

reached the round number of two million persons from various diseases,

among them chiefly from consumption, pneumonia, typhoid fever and

epidemics of smallpox and diphtheria, a few sporadic cases of death

were recorded resulting from mosquito bites, which gave grave concern

to the medical fraternity.

The outcome of this alarm was the calling of a general conference

of bacteriological experts. The mosquito, that had hitherto enjoyed

unbridled freedom since the creation of his race, was now looked upon

as the arch enemy of mankind. A noted philanthropist, interested in oil

wells and having on hand a great bulk of unmarketable crude petroleum,

donated a large sum for research in order to discover ways and means

of curbing the ravages of these nefarious pests which threatened the

annihilation of the human race.

It was decided by the savants, that the distribution of crude petroleum

in stagnant pools and humid marshes, was the only effective method

for the extermination of mosquito life. The distribution of greenbacks

for their valuable services, (notwithstanding the fact that under the

microscope they were found to contain two hundred and fifty-seven

diseases and thirty-eight million microbes to the square inch),

were grabbed with unprecedented avidity by these same specialists.

1913

Child Labor

The dwarfing and crippling of the mental, moral and physical

growth of tender children, by the avaricious employers, and its

baleful consequence of peopling the community with moral and bodily

degenerates, devoid of the desirable elements of good citizenship,

had become so appallingly flagrant that a general sentiment of the

people was aroused in a mighty protest to the Federal authorities.

Thanks to the aggressive and strenuous legislative warfare of Labor

Unions in every State, aided by the persistent moral agitation of

Women's Clubs all over the country, child labor was entirely abolished

in many channels of industries, such as mills, factories, collieries

and plantations. In more gentle occupations the employment of minors,

was placed on a healthier and more humane basis than had ever before

been the case.

1914

The Great Radium Swindle

The fabulously high price of this metal had awakened the cupidity of

a coterie of adroit schemers who, had palmed off on unsuspecting men

of science, a rank substitute which cost only a trifle to manufacture.

After securing an enormous sum of money, the schemers had decamped

to parts unknown.

It was discovered that the spurious metal thus disposed was nothing

more than a highly compressed form of phosphorous.

1915

Death of an Eminent Physician

Dr. Wisehardt, the brilliant young physician and surgeon who discovered

the electro-magnetic germ-cells of life, and invented methods to

prolong life itself by the cultivation of these cells, died in the

27th year of his age from premature senility.

1916

A Tidal Wave

The most memorable event of this year was a gigantic tidal wave of

tremendous height, which swept over the lower coast of Florida. In

a few minutes it inundated and destroyed a vast area of the coast,

doing incalculable damage to shipping. It was estimated that nearly

fifteen thousand persons lost their lives in this cataclysm.

1917

War Between United States and Columbia

The stubborn attitude of the Central American Republic, Columbia,

towards the United States, by her menacing antagonism to the

construction of the interoceanic canal, gradually created a breach

of the peace that led ultimately to a forcible demonstration by the

United States, and precipitated the invasion by the latter of the

Republic of Panama.

Peace was re-established after a crushing defeat of the Columbians. The

famous waterway, the Republic of Panama, then became United States

territory, by annexation.

1918

The Women's Clubs

The Women's Clubs which, during their first inception, were the subject

of much ridicule, and the proceedings of their meetings a theme for

ribald jokes in the secular press, gradually developed into such

gigantic proportions that their influence became a powerful factor in

every public question of the day, and in fact so continues unabated

unto this day.

The last Federal statistics show more than two thousand Institutions

in the form of sanitariums, refuges, technical schools of practical

utility, entirely under the auspices of Club Women. The constitutions

of these laudable organizations "invariably stand for something which

is ennobling" and their achievements are monumental tributes to the

upward trend of womanhood.

There was, however, a crucial period in their affairs worth

mentioning. Some of these noble but over-zealous women of that period,

in their exuberant enthusiasm for woman's rights, forgetting the

limitations of their sex,--considered by the greatest thinkers of

the past ages to be the sphere of Home,--agitated a propaganda of

political equality or suffrage and, from time to time, created a

stir among their organizations until at last, in 1918, the National

Federation of Women's Clubs decided to hold a conclave in order to

decide the following momentous question: "Should Women Enter Politics?"

More than four thousand five hundred delegates from all over

the Union assembled at Madison Square Garden, in New York

City. Sympathizers of the suffragists with their eloquence tried to

railroad through a measure in their behalf, but equally able leaders

of the opposition--benefitted by the warning of Sages--succeeded in

counterbalancing the efforts of their fair antagonists.

After a heated symposium the question was put to a vote, which resulted

decisively in a victory for those who opposed the movement. It

was further voted, that they should confine all their energies to

civic, educational and humanitarian channels and things pertaining

to Home. This was a most happy and wise decision, for the world at

large needs mothers who will beget and nurse a Florence Nightingale,

a Clara Barton, a Washington or a Lincoln, rather than mothers who

would become a Jezebel, a Delilah or a Cleopatra.

1919

The Tornado

A cyclonic tornado of intense velocity and destructive force struck New

York City, demolishing in its path, in the shape of a semi-circle from

the Battery to Twenty-third Street, West, two hundred and seventy-five

buildings. Fortunately, the day being a holiday, the loss of life

was comparatively small.

1920

The Power of the Press

Through emancipation from its shackles of monarchic censorship and

subserviency to despotic masters, the upward rise of the Press to

usefulness and power was without a parallel--a power to which even

Napoleon Bonaparte was sensible when he said, "I fear three newspapers

more than a hundred thousand bayonets." But like everything else

in the universe, the Press also had its dual potentiality. Like a

two-edged sword, it could be wielded for good or evil. In the bands

of an unscrupulous politician it was a treacherous weapon, while in

the control of the righteous citizen a tremendous power for good.

Thus the Press for many decades, subsidized by the traitorous

capitalist and under the guise of a pious mask, catered to the evil

designs of the plutocracy until the gradual awakening of the people

through the independent press at last understood their hypocrisy.

The independent press, however, attained its highest degree of

efficiency by the establishment of the College of Journalism. Its

foundation slogan, publicity on all political and economic questions,

had created a force of trained journalists--a force "mightier than the

sword" and in a manner far more penetrating than the X-ray--pledged

to defend the rights of the citizens. By an educational propaganda it

taught the masses how to eradicate existing evils by the mere exercise

of their unalienable right, the ballot box. Indeed in a government

"of the people, for the people and by the people," resort to force or

revolution was absolutely unnecessary, while these two most effectual

weapons the world had ever seen, the voting power and the free press,

were at their command.

1921

Balloons and Airships

Strange to say, from the time of Archytas of Tarantum to Otto

Lilienthal, and from Montgolfier Bros. to Santos Dumont, Bell, Maxim

and Langley, very little or no progress had been made in practical

and safe aerial navigation.

Though all these inventors, whether cranks with a smattering of

mechanical knowledge, or veritable savants and scientists, efficient

in physics according to their own accounts, had studied the subject

of aerial flight from the fowls of the air, the failure of their

experiments showed that they were far from grasping the mysteries of

that subtle sagacity and subconsciousness of the birds, by which they

balanced themselves against the currents and velocity of the winds,

and by their intuitive sensitiveness, utilized to the fullest extent

their vast number of muscles and feathers with such marvelous subtlety.

Like the Italian alchemist in the middle ages, who had constructed the

wings of his flying machine with feathers gathered from a dunghill,

and who, when attempting to fly, had found himself dumped, by a strange

sympathetic affinity, on the very dunghill from which he had gathered

the feathers, the efforts likewise, of these illustrious experimenters

were crowned by successful failures, by a similar force of attraction,

their apparatus either alighting on the branches of trees, or diving

into the waters like ducks.

At the beginning of the 20th Century, the consensus of scientific

opinion had reached the conclusion, that the successful flying

machine of the future would be one, which would be heavier than air

and with either a very small balloon or none at all. The various forms

of balloons and flying craft, exhibited at the St. Louis exposition

became an incentive for renewed efforts by scientists to solve the

problem of aerial flight and continued with unremitting zest for

nearly a quarter of a century.

It was in the early part of 1919 that the science of aeronautics

was radically improved by the discovery of a process for hardening

and soldering of Aluminum, by which comparatively light but strong

framework and machinery were constructed, and thus gradually the

elimination of inflated balloons had become possible.

1922

The Flood in Mississippi Valley

In the spring of this year the Mississippi Valley was flooded and

submerged by terrible cloudbursts which, combined with melting of

snows on the mountains, and subsequent bursting of dams and levees,

devastated a vast area. According to records the lives lost in the

inundated districts reached the total of sixty thousand.

1923

Uniform Divorce Laws

The unprecedented increase of divorces all over the United States

and the attendant scandalous proceedings at the courts had reached

such a maximum, and its baneful influence on the public morals had

developed into such a point of danger that, a great awakening among

the clergy and lawmakers of the nation was the result. At a conclave of

representatives of the legal profession from every State in the Union,

was promulgated a uniform divorce law for the United States of America.

1924

The Zionist Movement or The Bursting of the Zion Bubble

The Zionist movement which for thirty years past gained more than

two million converts and within that period had collected more than

fifteen million dollars, was declared impracticable and illusionary!

The estimable originators of this sentimental movement, Herzl, Nordau,

Zangwill and others, although beyond the shadow of a doubt sincere and

well-meaning, through the intensity of their zeal for the amelioration

of their less fortunate brethren, were entirely blindfolded to the

intricacies of politics and the eventful history of the Jewish race,

from an ethnological and psychological point of view.

Some of these true yet misguided philanthropists had passed away

and other leaders, less impressed with the object of the society,

had taken their places. As the Jews are not a pioneer race, the

magnanimous scheme of the British government to place them upon a

tract of virgin soil at Uganda, in Central Africa, for the purpose of

colonization proved chaotic failure, on account of both sociological

and economic reasons.

The idea also of establishing a Jewish principality in Palestine,

under an absolutely despotic and semi-barbarous government--which

butchered her subjects ad libitum--was so ridiculous in the extreme,

that the questions had become the laughing stock at the political

sanctus sanctorums of various governments.

In 1923 a tremendous agitation was brought about by the leaders of

the opposition, and those in power of the movement were challenged to

public debate. The question grew to such proportions that it became

a subject for discussion in every orthodox and gentile pulpit In the

press, sociologists, ethnologists and anthropologists took part in

the ephemeral arena and analyzed every phase of the subject, relating

to the Hebrew race and the Zionist movement, laying bare every fact

without reserve.

It was stated by the opposition that though a stream of money had

been pouring in from every quarter of the globe year after year, for

the cause, no result as yet had been obtained, that great sums had

been spent in salaries of the officials and at the dilly-dallying,

corrupt courts of the Turkish Sultan.

A learned sociologist likened the Hebrews to a parasitic plant,

which derived its existence from the living sap of another. "An

Israelite" he declared, "can only exist favorably amongst civilized

centres of Christian and gentile communities; that whenever a colony

of Hebrews were isolated by themselves, they would inevitably and

gradually retrograde, impoverish and at last form a ghetto of misery

and squalor."

Another ethnologist of repute expounded the fact, that the Jews

were the life and essence of commercial activity and consequently

formed an integral part of a prosperous commonwealth. Sublimely

industrious, instinctively provident and economical by nature, the

Jews were persecuted because of their inherent virtues. He proved

by clever historical documents, that their expulsion from Babylon,

Egypt, Spain, Russia or wherever their rights were abrogated, were

the fundamental causes of the decadence of these countries from which

they were expelled.

Others accused the Hebrews of perverting the Golden Rule, of taking

advantage of others by their inborn instinct of commercial sagacity,

which well nigh approached unscrupulousness and that, being a mere

commercial people, their patriotism could well be challenged. Many

others advised, however, a propaganda of judicious assimilation of

the Israelite with the Christians, contending that the sum total

of their virtues and faults was the same as that of their Christian

brethren. Meanwhile they advised the Jews that "wherever they lived

they ought to make there, their Zions and temples."

After much heated argument and discussion which occupied several days,

they at last arrived at the conclusion that the Zionist movement

was chimerical! The balance of the funds amounting to many million

dollars were voted for the establishment of technical and commercial

schools for Israelites and for a fund to aid the judicious emigration

of the Jews from ill-favored and congested districts to more favorable

localities.

1925-26

The Anglo-American Alliance

The Anglo-American Alliance, by which these two foremost nations of

the earth were brought into a happy, fraternal union, and for the

achievement of which for nearly a quarter of a century there had been

a great effort, in this year had become an accomplished fact!

It was celebrated in a manner unprecedented in the annals of the

World's history. Having a profound and far reaching effect, it became

an ultimatum for other nations to keep the peace, and goaded them

toward the adoption of similar laws, in order to secure the same

reciprocal blessings of universal brotherhood.

Much credit was due to that eminent English statesman, now Lord

Cunningham, through whose tactful diplomacy this long-sought

commercial, social, offensive and defensive alliance became a

reality. "I am restrained," said the Professor, looking in the

direction of Aurora Cunningham, "to avoid eulogizing him as he justly

deserves, for obvious reasons."

At this sentence the students, under the impulse of a sudden

admiration, arose to their feet en masse, and, glancing smilingly at

Aurora, began rapturously to clap their hands.

This interruption of sympathetic appreciation was brought to a close,

by a ringing cry of the Seminary yell: "Dee, Dee, Ya, Ya, Na, Na,

Diana. Hurrah! Hurrah!! Hurrah!!!"

Aurora, blushing deeply, gracefully bowed her acknowledgement and in

due form the class was dismissed for the day.

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