CHAPTER II (p. 016)

THE SOMME (APRIL 1917)

Amiens was the one big town that could be reached easily from the

Somme front for dinner, so every night it was crowded with officers

and men who had come back in cars, motor-bikes, lorries or any old

thing in or on which they could get a lift. After dinner they would

stand near the station and hail anything passing, till they found

something that would drop them near their destination. As there was an

endless stream of traffic going out over the Albert and Péronne Roads

during that time (April 1917), it was easy.

Amiens is a dirty old town with its seven canals. The cathedral,

belfry and the theatre are, of course, wonderful, but there is little

else except the dirt.

I remember later lunching with John Sargent in Amiens, after which I

asked him if he would like to see the front of the theatre. He said he

would. When we were looking at it he said: "Yes, I suppose it is one

of the most perfect things in Europe. I've had a photograph of it

hanging over my bed for the last thirty years."

But Amiens was a danger trap for the young officer from the line, also

for the men. "Charlie's Bar" was always full of officers; mirth ran

high, also the bills for drinks--and the drink the Tommies got in the

little cafés was terrible stuff, and often doped.

Then, when darkness came on, strange women--the riff-raff from (p. 017)

Paris, the expelled from Rouen, in fact the badly diseased from all

parts of France--hovered about in the blackness with their electric

torches, and led the unknowing away to blackened side-streets and up

dim stairways--to what? Anyway, for an hour or so they were out of the

rain and mud, but afterwards? Often did I go with Freddie Fane, the

A.P.M., to these dens of filth to drag fine men away from disease.

[Illustration: IV. _A Tank. Pozières._]

The wise ones dined well--if not too well--at the "Godbert," with its

Madeleine, or the "Cathedral," with its Marguerite, who was the queen

of the British Army in Picardy, or, not so expensively, at the "Hôtel

de la Paix." Some months later the club started, a well-run place. I

remember a Major who used to have his bath there once a week at 4 p.m.

It was prepared for him, with a large whisky-and-soda by its side.

What more comfort could one wish? Then there were dinners at the

Allied Press, after which the Major would give a discourse amid heavy

silence; then music. The favourite song at that time was:--

"Jackie Boy!

Master?

Singie well?

Very well.

Hey down,

Ho down,

Derry, Derry down,

All among the leaves so green, O.

"With my Hey down, down,

With my Ho down, down,

Hey down,

Ho down,

Derry, Derry down,

All among the leaves so green, O."

Later, perhaps, if the night was fine, the Major would retire to the (p. 018)

garden and play the flute. This was a serious moment--a great hush was

felt, nobody dared to move; but he really didn't play badly. And old

Hale would tell stories which no one could understand, and de Maratray

would play ping-pong with extraordinary agility. It would all have

been great fun if people had not been killing each other so near. Why,

during that time, the Boche did not bomb Amiens, I cannot understand,

it was thick every week-end with the British Army. One could hardly

jamb oneself through the crowd in the Place Gambetta or up the Rue des

Trois Cailloux. It was a struggling mass of khaki, bumping over the

uneven cobblestones. What streets they were! I remember walking back

from dinner one night with a Major, the agricultural expert of the

Somme, and he said, "Don't you think the pavement is very hostile

to-night?"

I shall never forget my first sight of the Somme battlefields. It

was snowing fast, but the ground was not covered, and there was this

endless waste of mud, holes and water. Nothing but mud, water, crosses

and broken Tanks; miles and miles of it, horrible and terrible, but

with a noble dignity of its own, and, running through it, the great

artery, the Albert-Bapaume Road, with its endless stream of men, guns,

food lorries, mules and cars, all pressing along with apparently

unceasing energy towards the front. Past all the little crosses where

their comrades had fallen, nothing daunted, they pressed on towards

the Hell that awaited them on the far side of Bapaume. The mud, the

cold, the noise, the misery, and perhaps death;--on they went,

plodding through the mud, those wonderful men, perhaps singing one of

their cheer-making songs, such as:--

"I want to go home. (p. 019)

I want to go home.

I don't want to go to the trenches no more,

Where the Whizz-bangs and Johnsons do rattle and roar.

Take me right over the sea,

Where the Allemande can't bayonet me.

Oh, my!

I don't want to die,

I want to go home."

[Illustration: V. _Warwickshires entering Péronne._]

How did they do it? "I want to go home."--Does anyone realise what

those words must have meant to them then? I believe I do now--a little

bit. Even I, from my back, looking-on position, sometimes felt the

terrible fear, the longing to get away. What must they have felt?

"From battle, murder and sudden death, Good Lord, deliver us."

On up the hill past the mines to Pozières. An Army railway was then

running through Pozières, and the station was marked by a big wooden

sign painted black and white, like you see at any country station in

England, with POZIÈRES in large Roman letters, but that's all there

was of Pozières except a little red in the mud. I remember later, at

the R.F.C. H.Q., Maurice Baring showed me a series of air-photographs

of Pozières as it was in 1914, with its peaceful little streets and

rows of trees. What a contrast to the Pozières as it was in 1917--MUD.

Further on, the Butte stood out on the right, a heap of chalky mud,

not a blade of grass round it then--nothing but mud, with a white

cross on the top. On the left, the Crown Prince's dug-out and

Gibraltar--I suppose these have gone now--and Le Sars and Grévillers,

at that time General Birdwood's H.Q., where the church had been

knocked into a fine shape. I tried to draw it, but was much put off by

air fighting. It seemed a favourite spot for this.

Bapaume must always have been a dismal place, like Albert, but (p. 020)

Péronne must have been lovely, looking up from the water; and the

main _Place_ must have been most imposing, but then it was very sad.

The Boche had only left it about three weeks, and it had not been

"cleaned up." But the real terribleness of the Somme was not in the

towns or on the roads. One felt it as one wandered over the old

battlefields of La Boisselle, Courcelette, Thiepval, Grandcourt,

Miraumont, Beaumont-Hamel, Bazentin-le-Grand and Bazentin-le-Petit--the

whole country practically untouched since the great day when the Boche

was pushed back and it was left in peace once more.

A hand lying on the duckboards; a Boche and a Highlander locked in a

deadly embrace at the edge of Highwood; the "Cough-drop" with the

stench coming from its watery bottom; the shell-holes with the shapes

of bodies faintly showing through the putrid water--all these things

made one think terribly of what human beings had been through, and

were going through a bit further on, and would be going through for

perhaps years more--who knew how many?

I remember an officer saying to me, "Paint the Somme? I could do it

from memory--just a flat horizon-line and mud-holes and water, with

the stumps of a few battered trees," but one could not paint the

smell.

Early one morning in Amiens I got a message from Colonel John Buchan

asking me to breakfast at the "Hôtel du Rhin." While we were having

breakfast, there was a great noise outside--an English voice was

cursing someone else hard and telling him to get on and not make an

ass of himself. Then a Flying Pilot was pushed in by an Observer. The

Pilot's hand and arm were temporarily bound up, but blood was (p. 021)

dropping through. The Observer had his face badly scratched and one of

his legs was not quite right. They sat at a table, and the waiter

brought them eggs and coffee, which they took with relish, but the

Pilot was constantly drooping towards his left, and the drooping

always continued, till he went crack on the floor. Then the Observer

would curse him soundly and put him back in his chair, where he would

eat again till the next fall. When they had finished, the waiter put a

cigarette in each of their mouths and lit them. After a few minutes

four men walked in with two stretchers, put the two breakfasters on

the stretchers, and walked out with them--not a word was spoken.

[Illustration: VI. _No Man's Land._]

I found out afterwards that the Pilot had been hit in the wrist over

the lines early that morning and missed the direction back to his

aerodrome. Getting very weak, he landed, not very well, outside

Amiens. He got his wrist bound up and had asked someone to telephone

to the aerodrome to tell them that they were going to the "Rhin" for

breakfast, and would they send for them there?

After I had been in Amiens for about a fortnight, going out to the

Somme battlefields early in the morning and coming back when it got

dark, I received a message one evening from the Press "Major" to go to

his château and ring up the "Colonel" at Rollencourt, which I did. The

following was the conversation as far as I remember:--

"Is that Orpen?"

"Yes, sir."

"What do you mean by behaving this way?"

"What way, please, sir?"

"By not reporting to me."

"I'm sorry, sir, but I do not understand." (p. 022)

"Don't you know you must report to me, and show me

what work you have been doing?"

"I've practically done nothing yet, sir."

"What have you been doing?"

"Looking round, sir."

"Are you aware you are being paid for your services?"

"Yes, sir."

"Well, report to me and show me your work regularly.--Tell

the Major to speak to me."

The Major spoke, and I clearly heard him say my behaviour was

damnable.

This wonderful Colonel expected me to work all day, and apparently, in

the evening, to take what I had done and show it to him--the distance

by motor to him and back was something like 110 miles!

I saw there was nothing for it, if I wanted to do my work, but to

fight, so I decided to lay my views of people and things before those

who were above the Colonel. This I did, and had comparative peace, but

the seed of hostility was sown in the Colonel's Intelligence (F)

Section, G.H.Q., as I think it was then called, and they made me

suffer as much as was in their power.

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"BEAUMONT-HAMEL" (p. 023)

A MEMORY OF THE SOMME (SPRING 1917)

A fair spring morning--not a living soul is near,

Far, far away there is the faint grumble of the guns;

The battle has passed long since--

All is Peace.

At times there is the faint drone of aeroplanes as

They pass overhead, amber specks, high up in the blue;

Occasionally there is the movement of a rat in the

Old battered trench on which I sit, still in the

Confusion in which it was hurriedly left.

The sun is baking hot.

Strange odours come from the door of a dug-out

With its endless steps running down into blackness.

The land is white--dazzling.

The distance is all shimmering in heat.

A few little spring flowers have forced their way

Through the chalk.

He lies a few yards in front of the trench.

We are quite alone.

He makes me feel very awed, very small, very ashamed.

He has been there a long, long time--

Hundreds of eyes have seen him,

Hundreds of bodies have felt faint and sick

Because of him.

Then this place was Hell,

But now all is Peace.

And the sun has made him Holy and Pure--

He and his garments are bleached white and clean.

A daffodil is by his head, and his curly, golden (p. 024)

Hair is moving in the slight breeze.

He, the man who died in "No Man's Land," doing

Some great act of bravery for his comrades and

Country--

Here he lies, Pure and Holy, his face upward turned;

No earth between him and his Maker.

I have no right to be so near.

[Illustration: VII. _Three Weeks in France. Shell shock._]

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