"FOR SALE, NAVAL CADET'S (R.N.) MESS-DRESS; 39 inches side seam; pair
cricket boots, purple velour hat, grey chiffon velvet dress."--_Daily
Paper._
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"SUEDE TURNIP, best varieties."--_Advt. in Tasmanian Paper._
No kid about this offer.
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"Wanted, at once, respectable Man for Polishing Porter."--_Daily
Paper._
The manners of some of our porters notoriously leave much to be desired.
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[Illustration: MORE ADVENTURES OF A POST-WAR SPORTSMAN.