VIII.

And she replied, "If I were going to propose, I'm blest if I

Would personate an elder who is just about to testify.

Now first of all I must remark that Love has come to grip you late

In life, but, passing over that, I've certain things to stipulate:

You must exhibit interest, as even Goth or Vandal would,

In curios and bric-à-brac, in ivories and sandalwood;

And you must cope with cameo, veneer, relief and lacquer (Ah!

And, parenthetically, pay my debts at bridge and baccarat).

I dote on Futurism, and so a mate would give me little ease

Whose views were strictly orthodox on MYRON and PRAXITELES.

You do not understand," she sneered, "so gross is your fatuity;

Well then, I answer 'No,' without a trace of ambiguity."

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