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[Illustration: _Philosopher_ (_who has been mistaken for the football_).
"THANK 'EVING THE CRICKET SEASON'LL SOON BE 'ERE!"]
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"It is proposed that the family man shall be dealt with on a flat
rate. Every wife will confer exemption on L100 of
income."--_Spectator._
Surely our revered contemporary does not imply that the new Income Tax
proposals will encourage polygamy.
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[Illustration: THE SPIRIT OF THE AGE.
_Polite Passenger._ "DO YOU MIND SMOKING, MADAM?"
_Old Lady._ "NOT AT ALL. I'LL SMOKE WITH PLEASURE IF THEY'RE GYPPIES. CAN'T
_STAND_ GASPERS."]
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