CHAPTER III.

ODESSA AND MISKITCHEE.

Mountaineers and Shikarees--Outfit--Journey from London to

Odessa--Snipe-shooting on the Dnieper--A drunken yemstchik--A

collision--Prince Vorontzoff--Aloupka--Yalta--Livadia and

Orianda--Miskitchee lake--A Tartar butcher--Native hovels--A

shooting party on the lake--A dreary bivouac.

It was not until the August of 1878, three years after the events

recorded in my last chapter, that a passage in a recently published

book on the Caucasus drew my attention again to my old hunting grounds.

It was Mr. Freshfield in this work (‘The Frosty Caucasus’) who wrote

that in all his travels in the Caucasian mountains he had seen little

more game than a couple of tame bears in a Tscherkess village.

This struck me as strange, and as I was at that time meditating a

sporting tour in some as yet unchosen locality, I decided to go to

the Caucasus for myself, and test its capacities to the utmost of my

ability as hunting ground for large game. Since my return from Asia I

have seen Devouasseux, Mr. Freshfield’s guide, who tells me that the

author was too intent on his favourite pursuit of mountain-climbing to

have much time for looking for game. And indeed the book itself leads

one to infer this. The climbing of almost impracticable mountains and

the pursuit of great game could not be combined by any one. To achieve

success in either pursuit is enough for most men.

After passing a week in preparing my outfit, which was by no

means a formidable one, I was ready to start. An ‘express rifle,’

a double-barrel smoothbore (C. F. No. 12), fitted with metal

cartridge-cases, which when inserted converted the gun into a

muzzle-loader, a suit of moleskin, one of Rouch’s photographic

apparatuses, and a pair of Dean’s field boots, were the chief items in

my outfit. The first three articles are indispensable, the other two

absolutely useless, as I was unable to work the one, and had but little

occasion to test the other. Besides, I believe Mr. Dean’s boots are not

much good without the dubbin supplied with them, and this my servant

promptly lost. No doubt properly used with this, they are as excellent

as their many advocates believe them to be.

The most difficult thing to get was a really good map of the Caucasus,

containing the names of the principal small streams and villages. This

I afterwards secured in Russia under the name of ‘Map of the Caucasian

Isthmus,’ by Professor Dr. Karl Koch (‘Karte von dem Kaukasischen

Isthmus,’ Berlin, 1850). In this map most of the important villages

are marked, and the names are sufficiently like those given them by

their inhabitants to enable a stranger to recognise them.

The journey from St. Katherine’s Docks to Odessa, _viâ_ Vienna, has

nothing in it worthy of record. Most men who travel nowadays have seen

as much of it as they care to. For my own part, having made the journey

several times, I think the things that have made most impression on

my mind are the gradual improvement in the railway carriages, from

the time you leave our English abominations until the time you find

yourself surrounded with at least all the necessary conveniences of

life on the last stage to Odessa; the gradual diminution in pace,

until some little distance from your journey’s end it amounts to

little more than a crawl; the sudden clearing and brightening of the

atmosphere once you have crossed the channel; the predominance of blue

in all the dresses of the French peasant; the absence of fences to

make a run interesting, if runs took place in this land of vulpecides;

the disappearance of the rook, and the appearance of his grey-backed

congener the hooded crow in his place; the multitude of magpies, and

the loquaciousness of one’s travelling companions. I am afraid my

readers, if I have any, will at once put me down as unobservant, but

it may only be that first impressions are lost if the same journey is

often repeated.

Arrived at Odessa, my old chief and kind friend, Mr. George Stanley,

Her Majesty’s Consul-General there, received me with great kindness,

and to him and Mr. Mitchell I am indebted for much valuable information

and many acts of attention. During the few days I stayed at Odessa I

had one very excellent day’s snipe-shooting with Mr. Stanley on the

Dnieper, during which we bagged fifty-six snipe in an hour between us.

Of these, I am in honesty bound to admit, that Mr. Stanley, whose hand

had not forgotten the cunning acquired in Egypt, bagged by far the

larger share.

On our way home we had a specimen of the driving of Russian yemstchiks,

which would have considerably lowered them probably in the esteem of

their ardent admirer Sir Robert Peel. Our fellow seemed a little the

worse for vodka, and as soon as we got away from the house at which

we had been staying, we had proof that his looks did not belie him.

The bracing air roused his spirits; his horses were ‘little doves’ and

‘sons of dogs’ in the same breath, his whip whirled about, and tossing

their heads in the air, the team (in which there were two young ones)

took the bit in their teeth, and went away straight across the steppe,

over gullies, with a bump that would have smashed any springs had

there been any, down slopes at a rate that took your breath away, and

all the while the yemstchik laughing and swearing, and not minding

one bit. Two of his crimson velvet cushions dropped off into darkness

behind him, and this probably sobered him. At last we got on to the

track, and though the pace was still violent, we were comparatively

safe here. Once we collided with a droshky, the driver of which was

unusually moderate in his oaths at the accident, and passed on quickly

and disappeared. We discovered afterwards that a valuable piece of the

harness of our own troika had been lost, carried away by the droshky

in the collision probably, seeing which the droshky man had held his

tongue, and made off with his prize.

But our troubles were not yet over. As we neared Odessa there was a

sharp turn in the track. As we turned I saw our danger, but there

was no time to avert it; and in the twinkling of an eye we charged a

telegraph post. The tall thin post passing between our off leader and

the shaft horse, cut clean through every atom of harness, and set the

young one free. For a moment he stood stunned and trembling, and then

with a snort betook himself off into the darkness as fast as legs could

carry him. This finally restored our driver to a state of most solemn

sobriety, and for the rest of our journey we were conveyed at a safe

and moderate pace by the remaining two horses. The fellow was lucky

enough to recover his horse next day, but not without considerable

trouble and expense. I believe he and two or three hired comrades spent

the night on the steppe looking for the stray horse.

After this I bade adieu to my kind friends in Odessa, receiving as a

last kindness from Mr. Stanley an introduction to Prince Vorontzoff,

who, luckily for me, happened to be travelling by the boat in which

I had embarked. This introduction stood me in good stead, as his

Highness, who speaks English like an Englishman, gave me letters

of introduction at Tiflis, by exhibiting the address and external

signature of which I was able to allay the suspicions of the Cossacks

on the Black Sea, and otherwise help myself. I owe Prince Vorontzoff

many thanks for his ready kindness to a stranger, and repeat them with

the same sincerity with which I tendered them when he left the boat for

his lovely place at Aloupka.

Aloupka is to my mind the finest castle in Russia, in the most

picturesque position. It is a strange mixture of the half fortress,

half castle, of early feudal times, Moorish magnificence, Russian

luxury, and English comfort. In the distance it looks massive and

glorious, with magnificent timber, gardens, and vineyards stretching

down to the sea at its feet, the grey summit of Aië Petri towering over

it from behind, and away to the right the Bear Mountain, couched with

his head on his paws, looking ever seaward.

Yalta itself is the Eden of Russia perhaps, but it is an Eden in

which most of the inhabitants are invalids, all the hotels infamously

exorbitant in their charges; and life, unless one is addicted to the

process of the grape cure, excessively monotonous. The palace of

Livadia is beautiful, but would, I think, scarcely please ordinary

English taste as much as the magnificent foliage (artificially

arranged) at Orianda (the Grand Duke Constantine’s seat), or the

stately beauty of Aloupka. The mountains round Yalta and as far as

Theodosia are extremely fine, and I know of few things more beautiful

than some of the views to be obtained from their pine-clad sides. I

believe a few roe and chamois are to be found on them, but these are at

least partially preserved.

Arrived at Kertch I was at home again, and soon in my old room at

the consulate. A right merry time we had of it, and, as was natural,

devoted a couple of days to our old friend Miskitchee, the lake that

‘best of all lakes the fowler loves,’ on these Crimean steppes.

Miskitchee is the Tartar name for a village some sixty versts from

Kertch: the lake, which adjoins the village, shares with the latter

its name. The lake is a piece of shallow water some two miles long by

half a mile broad, and nowhere deeper than up to a man’s waist. It is

for the most part covered with the high reed called here ‘kamish,’ and

on the mud banks round its edges and in the little lagoons within the

reeds myriads of wild-fowl play by day, and chatter and feed all night.

Here have I had many a good day’s wild-fowling, passed many a merry

night, and had at least one adventure, which, as far as I remember, was

somewhat in this wise: I had been staying at the house of the chief

farmer in the village, a Greek or Armenian--I forget which--for some

few days, on a shooting expedition. One morning, about six o’clock, I

was tramping over some damp steppeland, where pools were frequent, and

snipe should have been more so, but were not. After an hour spent in

looking for something to shoot, I had almost resolved to be off again

to my favourite lake, when I heard a voice calling to me in Russian.

Looking up I saw a Tartar, rather a smart one too, in a fawn-coloured

robe and the inevitable sheepskin hat, standing upright in a big flat

cart, with a troika of capital horses before him. On coming closer I

found he was inviting me to take a seat in his cart, assuring me that

he, too, was a sportsman, and had to drive over a part of the steppe

that morning where game abounded. Having no gun with him, he would

show me where sport might be had if I liked. However, roubles in those

days were rare with me, and I feared that if I accepted the lift I

should have to pay a considerable fare, so I declined as graciously as

possible. My friend persisted, and at last I told him frankly that if

he gave me a passage to these happy hunting grounds of which he spoke

it would have to be a free one, and include a return before nightfall.

He consented at once, so without more ado I got into his cart, and

drove off with him.

After a verst or two I began to find my friend was no ‘blagueur,’ for

in a very short time we had bagged several hares and a few quail. His

sight was the most marvellous I ever met with. Standing up in his cart,

as he drove rapidly over the uplands, he would from time to time pull

up suddenly, exclaiming, ‘Vot zeits!’--Lo, a hare! at the same time

pointing to some distant object on the ploughed land or prairie. It

was no good my looking, for I could discern nothing, so that I had

to dismount and simply trudge for one or two hundred yards in the

direction he indicated, until sure enough, from under my very feet, the

hare started, until then utterly undiscernible to me.

And now the object of his morning drive was revealed to me. On a

hillside near us was a mighty flock of sheep, tended by a few ragged

Tartar lads and one grey-headed shepherd, with the usual retinue of

huge mongrel sheepdogs--brutes who go for you on every opportunity.

Hailing the old shepherd, a bargain was soon struck, and we dismounted

to choose our sheep. My friend plunged in among them, and after

regarding many with the eye of a profound connoisseur, chose four.

To choose them was easy, to secure them seemed less so. Kicking off

his shoes and rolling up his long loose sleeves, the purchaser tried

to approach his purchase. The more he advanced the more rapidly the

sheep retired, trying in vain to lose himself amongst his comrades or

substitute another in his place. But the Tartar was not to be done, and

in a quarter of an hour three were secured, caught by the hind leg,

jerked over on their back, all four legs tied together, and bundled

into the cart. Ambitious of imitating my friend, I too took off my

boots, and made frantic efforts to collar an innocent-looking beast.

After an enormous waste of time I did get hold of a leg of mutton,

though not, I believe, the right one. The jerk was neatly given, but

alas! not by the right creature. In a moment I was sprawling, and in

another the whole flock was romping over my breathless body. How I

extricated myself I know not, but when I did I sat me down, feeling

sheepish in more ways than one, and resumed my boots a wiser, though a

sadder man.

Having got our whole cargo on board, we set off for the nearest Tartar

village, killing on the way another hare. By the way, whenever I

killed anything, my guide insisted on cutting its throat and breaking

its legs, a superstitious observance, I have since heard, common to

all Mahometans. Arrived at the village, an old man (the moollah I

think he was) climbed to the top of a low hovel in the middle of the

straggling main street (if streets there are in Tartar ‘aouls’), and

shouted himself hoarse in the Tartar tongue. What he said I knew not

then, but from subsequent events I believe it was to the effect that

the good butcher, Lotso, had brought with him five fat sheep, all or

any of which he was prepared then and there to convert into mutton,

if sufficient customers were forthcoming. Any one who wanted mutton,

to raise his hand. After a great deal of talking all by himself, the

moollah came down from his perch, and a crowd forming round him, a

tremendous row ensued. It looked like being a free fight, but it was

soon over, and perhaps the Tartar housekeepers may take to themselves

the credit of settling on the joint for the day sooner than their

English representatives at home.

The purchases being settled, a sheep was selected from the cart, and

carried to a stone trench hard-by, its throat cut, and the whole

operation of skinning and dismembering completed in a very few minutes.

Meanwhile a number of gaunt curs, drawn by the smell of blood, had

crowded round, and so hardy were they that it was all a dozen Tartars

could do, whirling their knouts round the butcher as the whips do when

the huntsman is breaking up his fox, to keep the brutes at bay. Then

the meat was parcelled out, the money paid, cash down, the entrails,

tied up in the skin (butcher’s perquisites), thrown back into the cart,

and after a drink of sour cream at the dirty brown hands of a Tartar

princess, we were on our way for the next village, to repeat the same

process.

And now all our sheep having been slaughtered and sold, the gloaming

came on, and with it a hunger on my part that made me anxious to get

back to my quarters at the friendly Armenian’s. Turning to the Tartar,

I suggested our return, when he coolly informed me that I had better

make up my mind to pass the night at his house at J----, naming a

village of some half-dozen houses, at which an execrable murder had

occurred some months previously. It may have been the memory of this,

or it may have been his ghastly handiness with the butcher’s knife,

or perhaps the thought of my cosy quarters at Miskitchee, that made

me resolve that go to that place I would not. Accordingly I reminded

him of his promise. All the satisfaction I could get was that if I

wanted to go back I must walk. Did I know in which direction Miskitchee

lay? Yes, out yonder, over that low line of hills. A grim laugh, and

the assurance that Miskitchee was in an exactly opposite direction,

increased my suspicions of my quondam friend, as I knew by certain

landmarks that he must be lying. A moment’s consideration showed me

that a walk at this hour, even supposing I did not lose my way, would

end probably in a night on the steppe, at the mercy of this man or

any other who chose to stalk me, and surprise me in the dark or in my

sleep, to say nothing of the absolute necessity in case of my leaving

the cart of abandoning my game. So I changed my tactics. He had no

fire-arms, and sat on the edge of the cart. I had my gun, and sat

behind in the body of it. Mustering what little Russian I knew, I let

him understand that I held him to his promise; that I had heard of

J---- and its evil reputation, and didn’t mean to go there; that I knew

the track now on our right was the home track; and that, if he refused

to take it, I would blow him off his cart with a charge of No. 5. This

was a rough argument, and he seemed nonplussed. He tried to argue me

into going another way; he tried to laugh me out of my suspicions--he

even began to bully. I simply watched him, repeated my proposals, and

sat still. Meanwhile the horses were pulled up. Then my friend tried to

slip off his seat, and so get out of his awkward position in front of

my gun’s muzzle. I cocked my gun with a click, and brought it in a line

with his back. There was a moment’s hesitation, and then with a curse

he took the right road at a sulky pace.

All that drive I never took my eyes off him, and never let go my gun.

Gradually he seemed to become better tempered, and when we got within

half a mile of Miskitchee he turned and spoke to me, to assure me that

further than that nothing would induce him to drive me.

Satisfied now that I could get home in safety, I got down, taking

a couple of hares and some birds with me, leaving the rest for the

Tartar, and walked off to Miskitchee, thankful to have got off so

well. On my way back I thought I had probably been over suspicious,

and made a fool of myself. However, on my arrival, I found I had been

searched for all day, and great anxiety had been felt for me. It

seems my butcher was of more professions than one, being indeed the

most notorious horse-stealer on these steppes. He had camped near the

village the night before, and made several inquiries about me, having

seen me returning from shooting that night. He had also expressed great

admiration for my gun, a rather handsome breech-loader. This, together

with the fact that the butcher, one of my host’s best horses, and

myself had all disappeared simultaneously next morning, accounted for

the anxiety felt, as well as for the butcher’s objection to return to

the village that night.

Such was one of the memories Miskitchee called up in my mind. But on

this my last visit I saw little to remind me of my adventure. The

Armenian had, I believe, gone, and the whole village looked asleep

in the sunshine as we passed it by: a straggling group of one-storied

hovels, with the sunlight glinting on rows of yellow gourds on the

thatch; a dark, good-looking Tartar girl in a scarlet cap and many

ringlets, much bespangled with small gilt coins, standing in a doorway,

round which there was some sort of an enclosure. At another cottage

door, with his legs in the mud of the main street and his quarters on

the somewhat drier mud of his dining-room floor, lounged, cigarette

in mouth, a pink-shirted Russian moujik. Inside the hovel, if we had

had time to look, we should probably have seen a heap of bedclothes

between the roof and the top of the oven; this would be the baboushka’s

(grandmother’s) bed. A wooden bedstead with more disarranged clothes on

the floor; here the rest of the family, mother and father and brats,

all sleep; a filthy, open fire-place, in one corner; a ragged woman,

of ape-like propensities, combing a dirty child in another; and on the

floor two more half-naked brats, fighting over the family loaf of black

bread, from which they are in vain endeavouring to hammer a morsel with

the back of an axe. From a blackened greasy beam overhead, adorned with

a few strings of onions and withered apples, a dim light shines down

upon the whole, proceeding from a tin of mutton fat, which makes the

whole interior as unsavoury as it is ugly.

Gladly, then, we left the village behind us, and drawing up our

droshkies under the lee of a high natural embankment beside the lake,

prepared to pass the night there. A hole was dug in the earth and a

subterranean fire made to cook over. Our bourkas stretched over the

droshky made a kind of refuge between the wheels, into which we could

crawl and sleep in case of rain.

These and other little preparations having been at least started, we

began our shooting. Two guns went round the lake, one on either side;

one worthy sportsman might have been seen arraying himself in Mr.

Cording’s famous hose; another, simpler and perhaps wiser, divesting

himself of all the trammels which civilisation has thrown round the

lower limbs of bipeds. The wading party, Cording’s follower, and ‘the

unadorned,’ made through the shallow lake for the reed beds in the

centre; here carefully concealed to reap the benefit of the stalking

party on either shore. The fifth gunner, a tall thin German from Riga,

the very best of good fellows, with the longest of legs, had taken to

himself a large biscuit-tin, the which he had deposited on a small

sand-bank in the middle of the lake. Seated on this, in his trim

attire, which no campaigning could ever make less natty, with long

limbs overspreading all the surrounding country, our friend B. awaited

the dodgy duck. The men in the reeds had the best of it, though the

shooting was hardest there, and as we had no retrievers we never

got a quarter of the birds we killed. The isolated gentleman on the

biscuit-tin got a few long shots, and as his birds all fell in open

water, got most of what he killed. But, alas, when he attempted to

rise to gather his birds, he was distinctly seen to stick. Vain were

his efforts to rise erect. The misguided biscuit-tin had sunk into the

treacherous mud bank, slowly but surely; the part next upon it had

followed, and the pride of Kertch had apparently taken root in the

wastes of Miskitchee. However, fate was kind, and by the united efforts

of his friends he was rescued from his ignominious position.

The shore shooters came back tired but happy, though their bag of one

cormorant, several red-legged gulls, and a large variety of waders,

with a few duck, was rather ornamental than useful. The man of the

biscuit-tin and ‘the unadorned’ contributed some mallards, teal, and a

couple of pintail, with a few snipe; and after counting out the bag,

all drew round the fire to imbibe the cheering ‘tchai’ (tea). But why

this gap? Our friend in waders is still absent, and yell loud as we

like we get no response from the little reedy island in which he was

last seen. For half an hour we waited, and then we heard a gun fired

right in the middle of the swamp. Again we shouted and fired, and this

time got an answer, but it was not until the sky grew dark and the

smoke from our fire could be plainly seen against it, that our friend

found his way out of the maze of reeds in which he had been wandering

round and round for nearly a couple of hours.

After our pipes had been lighted, the rain came down in torrents,

forcing us all to creep under the droshky, and a very close fit we

found it. However, by curling B.’s legs three or four times round his

waist, we did manage it, and lay there smoking and listening to the old

German jäger’s ghost stories, culled from the forests of Germany and

the plains of Asia, until far into the night. And never had a teller

of weird legends fitter accompaniments than the million voices of the

lake at our feet and the ceaseless pelting and buffeting of the storm

without.

One more shot at the duck in the morning, and then we turned homewards.

My time I felt was getting short, and it was high time that I sailed

for the Black Sea coast, although I was nothing loth to have delayed

these two weeks, feeling that now I was tolerably certain to escape the

Circassian fever which is so prevalent in early autumn.

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