CHAPTER V.

|After an illness that lasted six weeks, King George, who knew the

seriousness of its nature, made a speech before the House of Peers,

during which he asked that an act might be passed enabling him from time

to time to appoint the queen or some other member of the royal family

as guardian to the heir-apparent, and regent of the kingdom. Parliament

granted this right.

The Duke of Cumberland died at this time. It will be remembered that he

was the favorite son of Queen Caroline, and uncle of George III. Never

was there so popular a prince, or one so winning in his ways when he was

young; but his health began to fail by the time he was twenty years of

age, and he was only forty-four at the time of his death. A paralytic

stroke had almost deprived him of the sight of one eye in his youth, and

a wound received on his leg at the battle of Dettingen, when he

fought so bravely at his father's side, had left him lame. He was so

unfortunate on the battle-field afterwards that he retired to private

life, and devoted himself to gaming and horse-racing. Then he ceased

to be a favorite; for right-minded people could not approve of such a

senseless waste of time. There is one anecdote that shows a good trait

in his character, even while he was leading a useless life.

The duke's death was followed by that of his majesty's youngest brother,

Prince Frederick, and these two events {162}cast a gloom over the royal

family for some time. The king and queen were then living at Richmond,

and amused themselves by visiting places in the neighborhood. Their

household was maintained on a very modest scale, and with a small

retinue of servants. The birth of their first daughter occurred this

year, and she was christened Charlotte Augusta. This event was succeeded

by the marriage of the king's niece, Caroline Matilda, with Christian

VII., King of Denmark. A most unfortunate union this one proved, for the

groom was in every respect a man of detestable character, and treated

his poor wife with extreme cruelty. Before ten years of married life had

passed away, this queen had been carried to Zell for safety by a British

fleet, and there she lived and died, neglected and forgotten.

[[A.D. 1768.]] We have spoken of the economy of George III. and his

wife; but they sometimes gave entertainments that were occasions of

great display when they were in town, and formed a striking contrast to

their simple, private life in the country.

Meanwhile, the royal couple were happy and contented in their domestic

life. When they were at Kew they rose at six-o'clock, and spent a

couple of hours doing exactly as they pleased, undisturbed by business

of any sort, and untrammelled by ceremony. At eight o'clock there was

a lively family breakfast, at which the sovereigns were surrounded by

their children, who at this meal were permitted to chatter freely. This

was a privilege, for in public they were taught to be silent, and it was

at this time in the day that parents and children became best acquainted

with each other. The king was so fond of riding that he passed much time

between breakfast and dinner on horseback, and even went in the rain

sometimes in this manner to attend a council meeting at St. James's.

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{165}Queen Charlotte, and often the king too,

presided at the children's early dinner; and every week there was a

family excursion to Richmond Gardens, where, while the young people

played, the queen would do some needle-work, and his majesty would read

aloud to her, generally from Shakespeare. In this pleasant manner the

children of George III. and Charlotte passed their early lives; and, as

the Prince of Wales and his brother of York grew older, they had a piece

of ground in the garden at Kew, which they cultivated with their own

hands. There they sowed wheat, attended the growth of their little crop,

weeded and gathered it all by themselves. They even went further: for

they threshed the grain, ground it, and attended the whole process of

making it into bread, which was eaten by the royal family with great

relish.

The Duke of York was a very little boy when he was found one day in the

cottage of one of the villagers, who lived near Kew, seated on a low

stool shelling peas, his occupation being shared by a pretty little

fair-haired girl, with whom he fancied he was very much in love. He

was closely watched after that, and not permitted to run after rustic

beauties any more.

Queen Charlotte and George III. both patronized art, though they were

rather deficient in taste. A charter was granted to the society of

artists, and Joshua Reynolds, its first president, was knighted, though

the king preferred the paintings of some less gifted artists. Benjamin

West, who succeeded Sir Joshua as president of the society, was such

a favorite that in the course of thirty years he painted sixty-four

pictures for George III., and received a very liberal sum of money for

them. Once, when a picture by Wilson, which had been ordered for the

royal collection, was shown to the king, he exclaimed: "Hey! What!

Do you call _this painting?_ Take it away; I call it daubing!

{166}Hey--what!--'T is a mere daub!" He then inquired what Wilson

expected for his work; and, on being told a hundred guineas, he declared

it was the dearest picture he ever saw: "Too much,--too much," added his

majesty; "tell him I say so."

[[A.D. 1772.]] The death of his mother was a great sorrow to George, for

he was tenderly attached to her. He had shown his devotion by visiting

her regularly every evening at eight o'clock, in company with Queen

Charlotte, and she had been his guardian and adviser ever since

the death of his father. Princess Augusta's character has been so

differently estimated that it is impossible to form a correct judgment

of it; but it is allowed by all that she was benevolent, and possessed

many good qualities. She certainly was honest in paying off, out of her

own income, the heavy debts that her husband left. Let us accept what

Bishop Newton, her chaplain, said of her: "The calmness and composure

of her death were further proofs and attestations of the goodness of her

life; and she died, as she had lived, beloved and lamented most by those

who knew her best.".

Meanwhile, children were being added to the royal family, and Queen

Charlotte devoted herself to their care and education. One day a visitor

was surprised at seeing one of the princesses, then six years of age,

run to her mother with a book in her hand, and tearfully exclaim,

"Madam, I cannot comprehend it! I cannot comprehend it!"

"Well, my child," said the queen, "do not be alarmed; what you cannot

comprehend to-day you may comprehend to-morrow; and what you cannot

attain to this year, you may arrive at the next. Do not, therefore, be

frightened with little difficulties; but attend to what you do know, and

the rest will come in time."

"This," said the visitor afterwards, "was good common sense, and a

golden rule well worthy our observation."

[A.D. 1773.] {167}Let us see what progress literature made in this

reign. Though George II. never looked at a book if he could possibly

avoid it,--and he generally managed' to do so,--literature began to

improve in his day, and many periodicals were established. These gave

rise to a new class of writers, who called themselves critics. They

began by merely giving a list of the new books that appeared. After

a time short notices accompanied the titles, and the contents of the

works, with opinions as to the merit or demerit were given. This was the

origin of the reviews, which at the present time form such an important

part of the magazine articles of the present day. This class of

periodicals became numerous after the accession of George III.; but the

critics did not confine themselves to notices of books, for they took

delight in abusing people, and brought to light a large amount of

private scandal, by resorting to the use of fictitious names. The charm

of the writings of such men as Fielding and Smollett, as well as the

memoirs and novels of other authors, consisted in the facility of

recognizing the portraits of well-known individuals of the day, whose

weaknesses were often presented in false and glaring colors. These

critics spent their whole time in coffee-houses and at the theatres,

where they were ever on the alert for any bit of gossip, that, whether

true or false, they managed to work up into an interesting and spicy

article for their papers. Of course there was no end of quarrels

resulting from such proceedings; but these men would have starved if the

periodicals had not existed, for the House of Hanover did not patronize

literary men. To be sure, Queen Charlotte did procure a pension of two

hundred pounds a year for Beattie; but neither she nor Lord Bute,

when he was in power, used much judgment in the granting of pensions,

excepting with regard to Hogarth, Johnson, and Smollett. The last had

no regular sum settled {168}on him; but he was engaged to edit "The

Briton," a weekly paper, devoted to abusing Pitt and all the popular

party.

As for music, both George and his queen were devoted to this branch of

art, and encouraged George Frederick Handel to establish an academy for

its advancement; but it soon broke up on account of rivalry. Then Handel

returned to the continent, and in his native land devoted himself to the

production of those noble oratorios that gave him celebrity and wealth.

Many years later, when King George, who delighted in Handel's oratorios,

was listening to one of them, a thunderstorm came up. "How sublime!"

exclaimed his majesty. "What an accompaniment! How this would have

delighted Handel!"

Queen Charlotte excited the ire of some of the court ladies when she

issued a decree against the enormous head-dresses that were then in

fashion. She was prompted to this not without some provocation; for

a dowager-duchess had appeared at a drawing-room with a structure

of jewels and feathers a yard and a quarter in height,--almost too

ridiculous to be believed. It had become the fashion to pile up the hair

to at least half a yard above the head; and this was done by spreading

it thinly over pads of wool, tow, or hemp, and sticking it in place

with pomatum and other compounds. After this structure had attained the

desired proportions, it was finished off with great bunches of flowers

and feathers, interspersed with sparkling jewels. But as this was the

work of two or three hours, it must not be supposed that it was repeated

every day. No, indeed! Once in two or three weeks was considered often

enough for brushing and combing; and we shudder to think of what must

have been the contents of the puffs that these great ladies carried

about so proudly. {169}No history tells how they managed to sleep,

or the suffering that such a weight on top of the head must have

occasioned, but everybody must agree in considering Queen Charlotte a

wise woman for altering such a filthy, silly fashion. To the front wire

was attached a string, by which the wearer could draw up her hood or

let it fall back at will. It must not be imagined that ladies' heads

exceeded their bodies in size; for, to insure symmetry, enormous

hoop-skirts, oval in shape, and spreading out suddenly over the hips,

were worn, making a slender waist look very wasplike. A long, loose

cloak, fastened at the throat, was the outer garment, which, with the

hood described above, must have given a woman the appearance of

an animated woolsack. These ladies had so much trouble to squeeze

themselves in and out of carriages, large and cumbersome though they

were, that it was suggested to manufacture them with movable tops, and

then, by means of pulleys and ropes, gently raise the wearers of hoops

and gigantic head-gear, and lower them into the vehicle, thus avoiding

damage to their toilets.

The fashions for the lords of creation were not less ridiculous than

those of the women, though different. Many of the rich young men of

England had visited Italy, and from that sunny land of the South, they

brought back not what was virtuous and sensible, but all the follies

and vices that it was possible to imitate. These travellers formed

themselves into a club, which, in honor of Italy, they called the

"Macaroni Club." They were distinguished by an immense bunch of false

hair hanging down the back, the head being surmounted by a tiny cocked

hat. A closely-fitting short jacket, waistcoat, and knee-breeches

completed the attire, and each Macaroni carried an enormous

walking-stick, ornamented with silk cords and tassels. A man thus

attired must have presented an exceedingly {170}droll appearance; yet

the style became popular, and was even adopted by members of the clergy,

whose hats were made, clothing cut, and wigs combed _à la macaroni_.

There were dances, songs, and music, called Macaroni, and nothing was

popular that was not sufficiently trifling, showy, and affected to

belong to the macaronic class. This manner of dress excited so much

ridicule that it was altered before very long, and gave place to a

higher style of dressing the hair. Then the beaux wore nosegays on their

breasts, large enough to fill a good-sized mantel-vase. Walpole says of

the members of the fashionable club, after complaining of a dull winter

in politics: "Even our macaronies entertain the town with nothing but

new dresses and the size of their nosegays. They have lost all their

money, and exhausted all their credit, and can no longer game for twenty

thousand pounds a night."

Queen Charlotte's maids-of-honor grumbled a good deal at the changes

their mistress instituted in the fashions; but they were ready to

mutiny when she made it a rule of her household that they should not

be provided with supper. However, a compromise was affected,--their

salaries were raised, and each maid-of-honor received a thousand pounds

on her marriage as a gift from the queen. This was very benevolent on

the part of her majesty, and there are many equally kind, considerate

acts told of her. Here is one that she managed very gracefully.

[[A.D. 1779.]] In one of the battles off the French coast, near Brest, a

mate named William Moore was so desperately wounded in the shoulder and

leg by the blowing up of a vessel that it was not supposed he would ever

be fit for service again. While he was lying in bed, a kinsman named

Ashburner, who often sold dry goods at court, was one day exhibiting his

wares to Queen Charlotte, when he adroitly managed to mention the name

of Moore, and then {171}related all the circumstances of his hard fate.

Her majesty was touched by the story, and told Ashburner to send the

mate to Windsor, where she was then living, as soon as he was well

enough to travel. Such a command was balm to the wounded man, who,

before the lapse of three days, was not only comfortably lodged at the

palace, but watched and tended by the queen's own surgeon, and provided

with a competent nurse.

It was many weeks before the invalid was cured; but at last he asked

permission to thank his royal benefactress, and was admitted to her

presence. He faltered out a few awkward sentences, turning red and pale

by turns; but ended by assuring her majesty that he was equal to the

performance of duty again. "So I hear from the doctor," replied the

queen, "and I have spoken about you to the king, and, there, Mr. Moore,

is his majesty's acknowledgment for your gallantry and sufferings when

afloat." The man took the paper, but wondered why so much was said

about the performance of a mere act of duty. "Will you not see what his

majesty says, Mr. Moore?" asked the queen, as the man sidled towards the

door. He silently obeyed, and, on opening the document, found that he

had been promoted to a lieutenancy on board the "Mercury." Some years

later Moore became a captain, which proves that Queen Charlotte's

charity was judiciously bestowed. The commander of the vessel on which

Moore was injured lost his life when it blew up; and for his widow and

children her majesty obtained such a liberal pension that they could

enjoy not only the comforts, but many of the luxuries of life. These are

only a couple of a large number of Queen Charlotte's benevolent deeds.

Few persons interested themselves more to rescue Dr. Dodd from the hands

of the executioner than the queen. William Dodd was a popular divine

of the Church of England, {172}as well as a voluminous writer. But he

committed several errors in the course of his life, which was violently

ended because of a check which he forged for a large sum of money on

Lord Chesterfield. Queen Charlotte argued that a man occupying the holy

office of minister of the Gospel ought not to be punished like a common

criminal; but the king replied, that the crime was the more heinous

because committed by a clergyman, and declared that the law must take

its course.

[[A.D. 1780.]] There came a year of riots in London, occasioned by the

repeal of certain laws against the Catholics. Queen Charlotte was called

upon for the exercise of considerable courage at this period, for she

was left almost alone at Buckingham House, with her children, while the

mob set the city on fire in several places, and behaved so disgracefully

that there was no telling where they would stop. The king, who was hated

by a large portion of his subjects, spent two nights at the queen's

riding-house with his council, where he was constantly receiving reports

of the doings of the rioters. At length it was decided to fire on them,

yet the king mercifully hesitated to give the necessary directions to

his troops; and even when St. James's Palace was assailed, he ordered

the soldiers not to fire if they could possibly help it; but to keep the

crowd off with their bayonets. Thus, those of his enemies who pronounced

George a stubborn man were bound to acknowledge that he was also a

merciful one.

[[A.D. 1783.]] Having reached the age of twenty-one, the-Prince of Wales

was allotted an establishment of his own at Carlton House, which had

been the residence of his grandfather, whom he is said to have resembled

in many respects. Then parliament settled upon him a hundred thousand

pounds, besides an annual income of fifty thousand. Thus liberally

provided for, he devoted himself to {173}a life of indulgence and

idleness, and incurred the displeasure of the king, both on account

of his vices and his politics. He entered the House of Peers, and in

following the lead of the opposition party, imitated the example of the

Georges who had preceded him. In spite of his liberal allowance, he got

into debt, which his so-called friends solicited the king to pay.

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The conduct of their eldest son was a source of much unhappiness to the

royal couple. The queen did not lose confidence in him, though she was

deeply distressed.

[A. D. 1784.] A year after he went to live at Carlton House his royal

sire offered to pay his debts, if the accounts were sent to him. They

were sent, but, after being kept for months, they were returned, because

they {174}were found to be incorrect,--twenty-five thousand pounds being

entered without any explanation as to whom that sum was due. The prince

declared it to be a secret of honor, which he would not reveal, and

the king, in his turn, declared that he would pay no debt the nature of

which his son was ashamed to acknowledge; and there the matter rested.

[[A.D. 1785.]] But the following year the prince's debts had increased

to such an outrageous amount that he could see no way out of his dilemma

excepting in flight. He wanted, as Earl of Chester, to remove to some

German court, and there live in retirement, declaring that the king

hated him, and would not allow parliament to assist him. The great

trouble was, that no confidence existed between George III. and his

eldest son, and neither treated the other with fairness. The ministry

offered the prince a hundred thousand pounds, provided half the sum

might be retained for the payment of his debts; but he pronounced the

offer useless, saying that he knew the king would not listen to it, and

if Pitt, the minister, were to propose such a measure he would be turned

out of office. It was proposed to him to try to conciliate his royal

father by ceasing to adhere to a political party in opposition to the

government; but he refused to abandon Fox or any of his friends. Then it

was proposed that he should marry; and, as he was very much in love with

Mrs. Fitzherbert, a lady who had been divorced from a bad husband, he

resolved to do so. But this marriage could not be legal for two reasons:

first, because Mrs. Fitzherbert was a Catholic; and second, because no

prince of the blood was permitted to marry without the king's consent

before he had attained the age of twenty-five. So George, Prince of

Wales, kept his marriage secret, and even had it denied in parliament,

much to his wife's indignation. When the queen heard of

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{177}it she commanded the presence of her son, and, on being assured

that he was really married, and to a woman worthy of respect, she

consented to receive her. Not only did Queen Charlotte show marked

courtesy to Mrs. Fitzherbert, but she did a service for her son in using

her influence to have all his debts paid off. Then Carlton House,

which had been dull and silent, became once more the scene of gay and

brilliant entertainments.

We must now return to the royal couple, and see them pleasantly

established at Windsor, though with the king's health far from

satisfactory. It was at this period that a remarkable lady entered the

queen's service; and, as she was well-known in the literary world, she

must be properly introduced. This was Frances Burney, the daughter of

a musician of much talent. She was only a little child when her mother

died; and, as her father seemed to think that his whole duty consisted

in fondling his children and treating them with the kindness and

affection his sweet temper prompted, Frances educated herself. Dr.

Burney (he had the degree of Doctor of Music from the University of

Oxford) really had little time for anything but the lessons he gave, for

they sometimes kept him busy from seven in the morning until eleven at

night, and he often carried a tin-box of sandwiches, with a bottle of

wine and water, for his luncheon, which he would eat in a hack while

hurrying from one pupil to another. Two of his daughters were sent to a

school in Paris, and one of them taught her little sister, Frances,

to write; and before she was fourteen she began to find pleasure in

reading. Dr. Burney had a large library, but it contained no novels, and

so his daughter's taste was not spoiled by light reading.

The social position of the Burney family was peculiar; for, while the

children played with those of the tradespeople in the neighborhood, they

had opportunities of {178}seeing some very distinguished people, who

were proud to know the doctor. Samuel Johnson was his most intimate

friend, and they spent many a long winter evening together. David

Garrick often amused the Burney girls with his powers of mimicry, and

there were so many other artists and men of letters whom Frances had

an opportunity of seeing that it would be tedious to mention all their

names.

The very finest musicians of the day visited Dr. Burney, and esteemed

him so highly that occasionally he would gather them at his modest

little house, and give such a splendid concert that many members of the

nobility considered it a privilege to get an invitation. At this time

Frances was a shy, awkward girl, who trembled if any of the guests spoke

to her. Therefore she was permitted to remain in the background, and,

while thus unobserved, she watched people, observed their peculiarities,

and analyzed their characters. She had a vivid imagination too, and laid

up a store of material for fiction that was of great use to her later.

Frances soon began to write little stories that amused her sisters

very much, but were not shown to her father, who knew nothing of their

existence. Dr. Burney had an intimate friend named Samuel Crisp, a

well-educated, literary man, whose advice was of the utmost benefit to

Frances, whom he always called his Fannikin, while she in return called

him her dear Daddy. Crisp enjoyed Dr. Burney's concerts; but, when he

grew old and gouty, and could no longer attend them, Frances would write

him a long account of each one, and of the gay people who attended.

These letters were answered, and contained so much instruction

about what to read and how to write, that they went far towards the

development of "Fannikin's" intellect. {179}The result was that Frances

Burney wrote a novel which took the literary world by surprise. Her

father wept over it for joy. "Daddy" Crisp shook his fist at Fannikin in

affectionate anger for not having confided in him, and everybody began

to guess what author could have written "Evelina." When they found out

that a reserved, inexperienced young woman had produced the best work of

fiction that had appeared in many a day, praises were increased. Frances

Burney suddenly found herself famous. Then she wrote another novel,

which she called "Cecilia." The publishers paid her two thousand pounds

for it, and there never was a book more eagerly snatched from the

counters of the booksellers. Frances Burney was now thirty years old;

she had literary fame, position and money. What, then, could have

induced her to take the steps to which we have alluded,--that of

entering the queen's service? It is certainly inexplicable; but this is

how it happened:--

Mrs. Delany, a lady of noble birth, having been left a widow, was kindly

cared for by King George and Queen Charlotte, who fitted up a house

for her in Windsor Park, and settled on her an annuity of three hundred

pounds a year. Their majesties frequently visited the old lady, and the

young princes and princesses often honored her by their company to tea.

Miss Burney was visiting at Mrs. Delany's house, when, one day after

dinner, as the old lady was taking her nap, a stout gentleman entered,

unannounced. "What? what? what?" he asked, looking about, as the

visitors who had been playing a game scampered out of the room, and a

cry of "The King!" was set up. Mrs. Delany came forward to receive her

royal guest, and introduced Miss Burney, who was questioned as to

what she had written and what she was going to write. The queen soon

appeared, and {180}his majesty repeated to her all that the young

authoress had said. Miss Burney was charmed with the royal pair, and

felt quite at her ease when their visit was repeated a few days later.

On that occasion the king expressed his opinion about many English and

foreign writers. Voltaire he pronounced a monster, Rousseau he liked

better. "But was there ever such stuff as a great part of Shakespeare?"

he cried, "only one must not say so. But what think you? What? Is there

not sad stuff? What? what?"

Well, one of the keepers of the queen's robes retired about this time,

and the position was offered to Miss Burney. She consented, with the

advice of her father, to give up writing, to leave a happy home and

pleasant associates, to become the companion of an old German woman who

was the chief-keeper of the robes and waiting-maid to her majesty. We

wonder how Dr. Burney could have consented to allow his daughter to

enter upon the five years of drudgery to which she bound herself; but

he, poor deluded man, seemed to think that going to court was like going

to heaven, and so he actually persuaded her to it; and, after escorting

her to her dreary prison, for so it was, went home rejoicing at her

marvellous prosperity. It is to the diary that Miss Burney kept while

she was waiting-maid to her majesty that we are indebted for an account

of the domestic life at court.

She felt very timid the first day she entered upon her office, but Queen

Charlotte was exceedingly gracious, and soon placed the new maid at her

ease by treating her less like a servant than a friend. Nevertheless,

she was glad to escape from the royal presence to dine with the ladies

and gentlemen-in-waiting. The meals served for these court attendants

were much more enjoyable than those at which their majesties presided,

because there was less formality and ceremony. The queen was no longer

served {181}by gentlemen who kneeled while offering a dish, but they

were never permitted to sit in her presence; no matter how high their

rank, and it is easy to understand how uncomfortable they must have felt

when forced to eat standing. No wonder the lords, bishops, and officers

preferred to dine with the maids-of-honor and ladies-in-waiting, with

whom they could enjoy themselves, and at whose sides they might sit

while partaking of their meal.

Miss Burney found the dressing of the queen a very formidable matter at

first, because the ringing of the bell that summoned her always put her

in a flurry at the start. No maid was permitted to remain in the room

while the queen was dressing, but they assembled in the ante-chamber,

where one handed to the other the various articles as they were

required. "'T is fortunate for me," says Miss Burney, "that I have

not the handing of them. I should never know which to take first,

embarrassed as I am, and should run a prodigious risk of giving the gown

before the hoop, and the fan before the neckerchief."

The actual toilet for the day was performed at one o'clock, and

concluded with the powdering of the hair, a very important matter,

always performed by a regular hairdresser. On his arrival her majesty

was covered by a large _peignoir_, and then left alone with the

_artist_, who flung the powder at the royal head causing a light spray

to fall gently on every part of the hair,--standing off to view

the effect, applying the puff here and there, and so continuing the

operation until the desired effect was produced.

One of Miss Burney's duties consisted in preparing her majesty's

snuff-boxes, and dampening the contents to suit the royal nose; for

Queen Charlotte was a connoisseur of the article, and took it as

regularly as did all the gentlemen and most of the ladies of that

period. "On court days," says Miss Burney in her diary, "the queen

dresses {182}her head at Kew, and puts on her drawing-room apparel at

St. James's. I dress all at Kew except my tippet and long ruffles, which

I carry in paper to save from dusty roads." The most rigid etiquette was

observed when the royal family were at Windsor. Nobody ever knocked at a

door for fear of shocking the royal nerves; a shake of the knob was

the only signal allowed to a person desiring to enter. When a birthday

occurred, the family walked on the terrace, crowded with people of

distinction, who gathered to show respect. One of these scenes is thus

described:--

"It was really a mighty pretty procession. The little Princess Amelia,

just three years old, in a colored robe, covered with fine muslin, a

dressed close cap, white gloves and a fan, walked on alone, turning from

side to side to see everybody as she passed, for all the people on the

terrace stand up against the walls, to make a clear passage for the

royal family, as soon as they come in sight. Then followed the king

and queen, no less delighted themselves with the joy of their little

darling." Little Amelia was a great pet with her parents, and when she

observed Miss Burney among the guests, and actually stopped to kiss her,

the breach of etiquette was merely smiled at, though the queen was

not pleased; for she only addressed a word to those whom she desired

especially to distinguish. So rigid was the court etiquette that no

person ever passed a room occupied by the royal family if the door

chanced to be open, and the children never spoke in the presence of

their parents unless called upon to answer an observation directed to

them.

[[A.D. 1786.]] But everything was different at Kew, where the absence of

restraint formed a striking contrast to the life at Windsor. There the

king was called "Farmer George," and there were some odd sketches made

by the caricaturists of the day, representing his

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{185}majesty with his wife on his arm, trudging along in true rustic

fashion. Some very amusing anecdotes are given of "Farmer George's"

visits to the cottages of his neighbors, which were made with the least

possible ceremony, and often at most inconvenient periods.

He rode for hours every day, and would poke his nose wherever the fancy

happened to take him. Once he was caught in a shower and took shelter in

a cottage, where he found a girl roasting a goose. He requested her to

go and put his horse under an adjacent shed, which she agreed to do if

he would keep the goose from burning during her absence. Presently the

girl's father entered, and, though surprised at seeing the occupation of

his sovereign, had the good sense not to recognize him. George began to

talk to the man about the disadvantage of roasting with a string, and

explained how much easier and safer it was to cook with a spit, which

required less watching and only occasional basting. At the conclusion of

his lecture, he secretly wrote upon a piece of paper "to buy a jack,"

and enclosed five guineas, which he placed upon the table before his

departure.

One day his majesty met a young rustic on the road not far from Windsor

Castle. "Who are you, boy?" he asked, attracted by something in his

appearance. "Who are you, eh, eh?"

"I be a pig-boy."

"Where did you come from? Who do you work for here, eh?"

"I be from the low country; out of work at present."

"Don't they want lads here; not want lads, eh?"

"I doan't know; all about here belongs to Georgy."

"Georgy! Who's Georgy?"

"He lives at the castle, yonder: but he does no good for I." The king

immediately gave the lad employment on his farm, and told him if he were

a steady lad, "Georgy" might be a friend to him.

He thus addressed a stable-boy one morning: "Well, {186}boy! What do you

do? What do they pay you?"

"I help in the stable, but they only give me victuals and clothes," said

the lad. "Be content; I have no more," was the king's reply.

He could be generous, though, on occasion; for two boys who did not know

him fell on their knees one day, and asked relief, saying that their

mother had been dead three days, and their father was too ill to rise

from his bed of straw. The king went with them to their miserable hovel,

and, finding that they had not exaggerated their distress, gave them

a liberal sum of money, and then went to the castle, whence he sent a

plentiful supply of food and clothing. He did more. When the sick father

recovered, the boys were educated and provided for at his majesty's

expense.

Visiting the stable one morning, King George found the grooms disputing

so loudly that his arrival was not noticed.

"I don't care what you say, Robert," said one, in a very loud tone, "but

everybody else agrees that the man at the Three Tuns makes the best purl

in Windsor."

"Purl! purl!" exclaimed the king. "What's purl, Robert?" The manner of

making the beverage was explained to him, and he said, "Very good drink,

no doubt; but too strong for breakfast." Five years later, George, who

had such a good memory that he knew the names, numbers, and uniform

of every regiment in the service, entered the stables, shortly after

daylight, one morning, and asked a boy to whom he was unknown, where all

the men were. "I don't know, sir, replied the lad; "but they will soon

be here, for they expect the king."

"Ah! oh! Then run, boy, to the Three Tuns and say that the king expects

_them_;--to the Three Tuns, boy, d' ye hear? They are sure to be there,

for the landlord makes the best purl in Windsor."

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