IV

_El Mogreb Alaska_, that enterprising sheet, duly announced the arrival

of the Duke's party. "Unfortunately," said the journal, "one member of

the Duke's entourage, the Rt. Hon. the Lord Tupping, was left behind at

Gibraltar through some mistake as to the hour of the sailing of the

_Gibel Musa_."

From which it may be gathered that Tuppy had fallen from grace. He came

on by the next boat--two days later, with a tentative grievance. That

is to say, it was a grievance that he was prepared, to withdraw in the

absence of any reproach on the part of the Duke.

Tuppy had been spending a day with a friend who was Deputy-Adjutant

Something or other to the forces.

"I didn't mistake the hour, Monty, old feller," he explained eagerly, "I

was down on the dashed pier, with all my traps, gazin' pensively at the

lappin' waves an' the sea-gulls circlin' on rigid pinions an' all that,

waitin' for you, when it occurred to me that you were a doosid long time

comin'. So I drove to your hotel an' found you'd left the day before."

They sat in the big hall of the Continental Hotel. From the narrow

street without, came the sing-song intonation of young Islam at its

lessons, and the pattering of laden donkeys. Tuppy talked to the Duke

but was looking elsewhere.

Hank had found some countrywomen of his, and surrounded by all that was

best and beautiful in Ohio, was solemnly narrating for their especial

benefit a purely fanciful description of a Moorish harem. One face in

that circle attracted Tuppy strangely.

"Then there's the laundry wife who does the washin', an' the cook wife

who does the cooking, an' the washin'-up wife, an' the sock wife who

darns the socks----"

"Oh, Mr. Hankey, you're jollying us?"

"No, sir," said Hank firmly, "when I was American Minister at Fez in

'82...."

Tuppy's explanations, having been satisfactorily exploited, the Duke

listened with amusement to the procession of unfounded statements Hank

was leading forth for the benefit of the fair Americans.

"Do you know, Mr. Hankey," said one suddenly, "we really don't believe a

word you're saying. For one thing I'm sure you was never the favourite

of the Sultan or we should have read about it in the New York Sunday

papers. And I'm certain you never married the Sultan's daughter,

Fatima, because you'd just be ashamed to confess it to a lot of nice

American girls. You're just a new-comer like the American we met on the

Fez Road who asked our guide where the nearest Beer Hall was."

A shriek of laughter greeted this innocent jest. Hank sat up, his lazy

voice became immediately incisive.

"On the Fez Road--an American?"

"He was a man with white eyes," said a voice.

"Oh, Mamie, how unkind! still his eyes _did_ look white."

Hank shot a swift glance at the Duke, and the latter nodded.

"I suppose," drawled Hank, "it would be a mighty improper question to

ask where this freeborn citizen of God's country is stayin' in Tangier."

But nobody knew. They had met the man by accident, they had seen him

once in the Great Sok, more than this they could not say.

Hank had picked up a servant, none other than Rabbit.

Rabbit is a well-known figure in Tangier society. A waif of the

streets, a bravo, an adventurer, a most amusing child of nature was this

Rabbit--so-called because of a certain facial resemblance to bunny. It

may be said of Rabbit that he disobeyed most commands of the Prophet.

He drank, gambled, and was on friendly terms with the _giaour_. None

the less he rose at inconvenient hours of the night, tucked a praying

carpet under his arm and hied him to his orisons. Rabbit had curious

likes and dislikes; he was not everybody's man.

His world had two names. The world that treated him well, and to whom

he attached himself, was "Mr. Goodman"; the world repugnant had a name

which has no exact equivalent in the English language, but which in

German would be "Mr. Shameless-dog-burnt-in-pitch-and-consigned-to-the

underworld." Hank was the time being his "Mr. Goodman," and to Rabbit

Hank delegated the task of discovering Bill.

Rabbit discharged his task in three minutes. His procedure was simple.

He strolled into the market place and found a small boy in tattered

jelab and very industriously kicking another small boy. Having

impartially smacked the heads of both, he sent them on their errand of

discovery. Then he went off to sleep. In an hour's time Rabbit

presented himself before Hank in a picturesque condition of exhaustion

and reported that Mr. Bill Slewer was staying at a little hotel near the

_Kasbah_. It was not exactly an hotel, said Rabbit frankly, but a House

of Experience, where strangers threw a Main with Fate.

"The difficulty with Bill will be his unexpectedness," said the Duke,

"there is no place in the world more suitably situated for the springing

of a surprise than Tangier."

"Where's Tuppy?" he asked.

"Tuppy has found an ideal," said Hank, "something worshipful. Did I

introduce you to that pretty little girl from Drayton, Ohio?"

"You introduced me to several pretty little girls from Drayton, Ohio,"

said the Duke.

"I mean the one that talks."

The Duke drew a long breath.

"The description is inadequate," he said, "do you mean the one that

sometimes doesn't talk?"

Hank ignored the slight to his kindred.

"The curious thing about it is that she hasn't a dollar an' Tuppy knows

it. Her father is just a plain American gentleman with a contempt for

millionaires: I doubt if his capital value runs into six

figures--dollars I mean."

"Have you been matchmaking?" asked the Duke severely, and Hank blushed.

"I've no use for lords an' suchlike foolishness," he confessed, "but

Tuppy has possibilities." His declaration in Tuppy's favour coincided

with one made by that worthy on his own behalf.

He had at little trouble secured an introduction to the laughing girl

who had acted as Hank's interlocutor.

Now, on the back of a gaily caparisoned mule, he was returning from an

excursion to the suburbs, and the girl who rode the donkey at his side

was listening demurely whilst Tuppy spoke upon his favourite

subject--which was Tuppy.

"You must understand, Miss Boardman," he said, "that mine is a blighted

life: I'm a piece of humanity's flotsam, a pathetic chunk of wreckage on

the sea of human existence."

"Oh, no, Lord Tupping," murmured the girl.

"It's true," said Tuppy gloomily, "saddled by rank an' bridled by

circumstance" (this was his pet figure), "I've been outdistanced an'

outfaced in the Marathon of Life. My whole nature, naturally pure an'

confidin', has been warped an' distorted by a variety of conditions, an'

even the early grave to which I would extend a fervent welcome--steady,

you beast." He jerked back the reins of his prancing mule, readjusted

his hat and eye-glass and proceeded--"The merciful dissolution for which

I yearned was denied me, an' doomed to tread the thorny path that leads

to oblivion--I'll knock your head off if you don't keep quiet--doomed to

stalk, if I may use the expression--a sad shadow amidst the laughin'

throng, I've become a wretched, embittered creature."

"Oh, no, Lord Tupping!" dissented the girl.

"Sometimes," Tuppy proceeded recklessly, "I'm in such a dashed horridly

low state that I don't care _what_ happens--when I would gladly change

places with fellers goin' out to war, an' all that sort of thing. I

_did_ volunteer for the Boer war, but my stupid man forgot to post the

letter."

"How splendid!" said the girl with her eyes sparkling, "have you ever

been to war, Lord Tupping?"

"Not exactly _to_ war," said Tuppy carefully, "_in_ the wars, yes; but

not _to_ war."

Earlier in the afternoon he had gently broken to her the story of his

_mesalliance_.

"I was a boy at the time an' she was a prima donna." He could not bring

himself to own up to a strong woman. "We parted practically at the

church door," he went on with melancholy relish, "information came to me

that she was already married. I dropped her--or rather I gave her the

opportunity of droppin' me."

"How chivalrous! it must have been a painful experience."

"It was," said Tuppy emphatically, "more painful for me than for her."

They threaded a way through the crowd in the Great Sok.

"Now, Miss Boardman," said Tuppy, "you know all that is to be known

about me. I've told you," he said moodily, "more than I've ever told any

feller."

Tuppy believed, when he said this, he was speaking the truth. It was

the surest sign of his confidence and friendship, that he added to the

history of his life--a history filed in most newspaper offices, and

which appeared at regular intervals in the New York journals, indeed,

every time that the strong lady changed her husband--the assurance that

he had told his hearer "more than he had ever told anybody else." In

this Tuppy was not singular.

But to the girl at his side, it was all very new, and all very, very

tragic, and there were tears in her eyes as her cavalier led the way

down the hill to the town.

In spite of his confidence she was ill-prepared for the proposal that

followed.

It was after dinner, when the cool breezes from the Atlantic made life

bearable; when the sea was bathed in moonlight and the shadowy Spanish

hills bulked mistily on the ocean's rim, that Tuppy declared himself.

"Miss Boardman," he said suddenly--they were watching the sea from the

terrace of the Cecil--"d'ye know I'm nearly a beggar, broke to the wide,

unsympathetic world, up to my neck in debt." The attack was sudden and

the girl was alarmed.

"Lord Tuppy--I'm--I'm sorry," she stammered.

"That's all right," said Tuppy easily, "don't let that worry you. But I

wanted to tell you. An' there's another startlin' statement I want to

make, I've been talkin' with your father."

"Have you?" faltered the girl.

"I have," said Tuppy firmly, "I asked him straight out if he was one of

those millionaires that grow as thick as huckleberries in America."

For a moment only the girl suspected his motive.

"I was frank with him," said Tuppy, "so doosid frank that he nearly

chucked me out of the window, but wiser councils prevailed, as dear old

Milton says, an' he listened--Miss Boardman, you're not rich."

She made no reply.

"So that's why I'm goin' to ask you to come an' share a ninety pounds a

year baronial castle in the suburbs of London. I've got a little

income, enough to pay the rent an' buy a library subscription--will you

take me?"

All this Tuppy said with an assumption of firmness that he was far from

feeling.

"There's nothin' in me--I'm a reed an' a rotter."

"Indeed you mustn't say that!" she pleaded.

"I am," said Tuppy resolutely, "I'm a long worm that has no turnin', but

I offer you the homage of my declinin' years--is it a bet?"

His voice shook. Tuppy was ever ready to be stirred by his own

emotions.

"The title ain't much good to you, an' it ain't much good to me," he

said huskily, "it's a barren possession. An unpawnable asset that has

come unsullied through the ages--I offer it to you," his voice broke,

"for what it is worth."

She accepted him, whereupon, I believe, Tuppy broke down and they wept

together.

V

Sir Harry Tanneur had one admirable British quality. He had a supreme

contempt for the foreigner. If the foreigner happened to be, moreover,

of dusky hue, Sir Harry's scorn was rendered more poignant by a

seasoning of pity. He was totally fearless of all danger. He had never

been in danger except once, when he slipped up on a banana skin outside

the Mansion House and had all but fallen under an omnibus. Thereafter

Sir Harry was the avowed enemy of the banana industry and had carried

his prejudice to the extent of refusing to underwrite a Jamaica loan.

Danger with bullets in it, danger garnished with schrapnel; danger

indeed of the cut and thrust order; he knew nothing about, and was

accordingly genuinely amused when the British Vice-Consul advised him

not to venture too far from the city.

"There's Valentini amongst the Riffi's, and El Ahmet playing round with

the Angera people, and a thousand and one cutthroats wandering about,

robbing each other," said the official, "altogether it is fairly unsafe

to move out of Tangier without an escort."

Sir Harry smiled tolerantly.

"Thanks," he said airily, "it's very proper of you, of course, to warn

me, you've got to protect your department, but I'm quite able to look

after myself, and if it comes to fighting," he chuckled, nodding at Hal,

"we've a fellow here who can teach these rascals a thing or two."

Lieutenant Hal Tanneur of the 9th West Kent, remarked modestly that

there were one or two dodges, he could show them.

So in spite of all warning, Sir Harry rode out on the Fez Road, with

Alicia on his left and the military gentleman on his right, and two

mules, bearing respectively a cold collation and Mahmud Ali, that

magnificent courier, guide, interpreter and bodyguard behind them.

It was not as pleasant a ride as Alicia had anticipated. Sir Harry was

not in his very best mood, and Hal was sulky. That morning in the

market Sir Harry and his son had come face to face with the Duke. An

unexpected meeting for Sir Harry, who had not dreamt that the Duke would

so completely fulfil his prophecy. With some vague misgivings Sir Harry

remembered certain conversation with Bill Slewer.

He had been vexed at the time, and had perhaps spoken hastily and

foolishly. He recalled dimly an historical parallel. A king had once

said in his anger "Will nobody rid me of the turbulent priest," and

straightway four rollicking spirits had driven over to Canonbury--or was

it Canterbury? and sliced off the head of a worthy bishop, Cardinal

Wolsey or somebody of the sort. These thoughts filled his mind as his

Arab barb trotted through the sand.

In his annoyance he had accused Alicia of encouraging the Duke to follow

her, and she had indignantly denied it. Hal, rashly coming to the

support of his father, had been entirely and conclusively squashed.

So three people rode forth on a picnic harbouring uncharitable thoughts

toward the Duc de Montvillier.

Sir Harry's wrath was tinctured with fear because of Big Bill Slewer of

Four Ways, Texas.

Hal's anger was inflamed by jealousy, for he was in love with his

cousin.

Alicia's annoyance was directed against the Duke because he had been the

cause of her embarrassment.

Was Bill Slewer in Tangier? Sir Harry had sent the imposing Mahmud Ali

to inquire, but Mahmud Ali had no familiars, as Rabbit had, and the

answer he brought to his employer was unsatisfactory.

They rode in silence for an hour, with no sign of the enemy the

vice-consul had foreshadowed. Alicia was in ignorance of that

interview. Sir Harry had not deemed the conversation sufficiently

interesting to repeat.

When they had reached the little hill whereon lunch was to be taken, he

unbent. Possibly a pint of excellent champagne was responsible for his

garrulity.

"Danger?" said Alicia, looking nervously about. "Oh, uncle, what a

ridiculous thing to say."

"So _I_ said, my dear," said Sir Harry; "with Gibraltar a stone's throw

away, and a British fleet to be had for the asking--it is all bosh to

talk about danger."

"That is what _I_ said, governor," corrected Hal. "I pointed out that

Morocco is in too dicky a position to fool about with British

subjects--now who the devil is this?"

His last words were addressed to nobody in particular and Alicia

followed the direction of his gaze.

Over a sandy ridge two miles away, pranced two horsemen. "Pranced" is

the word, for that is the impression they conveyed. Hal, who was no fool

despite all contrary views that might be held, knew that they were

galloping pretty hard.

"They are making straight for us," said Sir Harry, and his face was a

little pale.

Hal jumped up and gave an order to the guide. "Pack these things up as

quick as you can," he ordered; "we can't be too careful."

He raised his glasses and fixed them on the riders. Then he swore.

"That damned Duke," he said and heard a long-drawn sigh behind him,

where Alicia stood.

"Duke!" muttered Sir Harry, "confound the fellow! I thought it

was--er--well, never mind. Who's the other man?"

"Who?" snorted Hal. "Who could it be, governor, but the Yankee person."

"Hum," said Sir Harry.

He was surprised to find that he did not resent the coming of his enemy

as much as he thought he should. He bowed stiffly as the two drew rein,

and was ready to be conventionally distant and polite. But he was

unprepared for the Duke's greeting.

"What the dickens do you mean by coming out so far," demanded the Duke

angrily. "How dare you expose Alicia to this danger!"

"Sir!" said the outraged knight.

"Get up, get up on your horses," commanded the Duke unceremoniously and

like children they obeyed. Alicia stole a look at her lover. She

experienced a shock.

His face was set and white, just as she had seen it twice before. There

were rigid lines about his mouth and face, and his underjaw was thrust

forward so that his whole face was transformed.

"Trot!" he said shortly, and they began their journey homeward.

Now and again Hank would turn in his saddle and look earnestly backward.

"Have you any arms?" asked the Duke suddenly.

"I have always made it a practice----" began Sir Harry.

"Have you got arms?" the Duke cut him short.

"No, I haven't!"

The Duke's lips curled.

"You wouldn't," he said and Sir Harry very rightly resented all that the

words implied.

"Have you, Tanneur?" the Duke asked.

"I've got a revolver," said Hal meekly.

"Good; you, at least, have a glimmering of intelligence--do you see 'em,

Hank."

The American shook his head.

"There's a ridge running parallel with us," he said, pointing away to

the left. "I guess they are keeping up level, we'll see 'em soon."

The girl looked at the deserted ridge and her heart beat faster.

The Duke turned in his saddle and beckoned the guide.

"Did you know where you were taking these people?" he asked.

"By God and the prophet----!" the man protested.

"You didn't know Valentini was holding these hills, eh?"

The Duke's eyes glittered.

"Keep close to us," he ordered, "if you try to bolt when the shooting

starts you're a dead man--sabe?"

"Si, senor," stammered the guide.

"Shooting! shooting!" spluttered Sir Harry, "is there any danger?"

"Yes."

"Danger to _us_?"

He received no answer.

For the next ten minutes they rode without speaking a word. Sir Harry

thought a great deal.

"As you have taken so much trouble," he said at last, "I feel it is only

my duty as a Christian and a gentleman to tell you that I have every

reason to believe that an enemy of yours----"

"Bill Slewer," interrupted the Duke brusquely. "Yes, I know all about

him. In fact I happen to know that he has prepared a little ambuscade

for my especial benefit. He is waiting for my return to-night."

He said this in a matter-of-fact tone, as though referring to a dinner

engagement. Alicia looked at him in some concern, and he smiled.

"I'm not worrying about Bill," he said; "it's----" He pointed to the

ridge.

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