That Miss Cecilia Downs took the first prize at St. John's Chrysanthemum
Show. We heartily congratulate the young lady.
* * *
That there was a scene at the Borough Council Meeting when Councillor
Hogg demanded particulars about the paving contract. Why wash dirty
linen in public?
* * *
Go to Storey's for your boots: a grand new stock.
* * *
That our distinguished neighbour the Duc de Montvillier is returning
from America next week. What an acquisition he would be to the Borough
Council!!
* * *
When is the Council going to take up the question of the lighting of
Tabar Street?
At present the road is a positive disgrace to civilization.
* * *
Compare Storey's prices with elsewhere!
Boys' School Boots a speciality--never wear out!
* * *
Mr. Roderick Nape read a paper before the Broadway Literary Society on
Saturday entitled "Criminals I have Met." It was enthusiastically
received.
* * *
James Toms, described as a labourer, was charged at Greenwich with
stealing an overcoat, the property of Mr. J. B. Sands, of Tressillian
Crescent--three months.
* * *
Dancing shoes from 2s. 11d. Goloshes for the wet weather from 1s. 11d.
Storey's for fair prices and civility.
This is the briefest extract, the merest glimpse of the moving pageant
that fills the suburban stage. It leaves much to the imagination--the
elation of Mr. Nape, the enthusiasm of his audience, the tragedy of
James Toms, described as a labourer, and his downfall.
If the truth be told, the minor happenings of life are of infinite
interest to the people who are responsible for the happenings.
Councillor A. Smith who makes a speech on the new drainage system, is
considerably more interested in his brief quarter of a column than would
be Mr. A. J. Balfour under similar circumstances.
If I have a fault to find with local journalism, it is that it is far
too reticent regarding the personal side of its news. For instance "I
Noe" duly reported that Sir Henry Tanneur, "our respected prospective
member," had acquired large freehold interests in the neighbourhood, but
he failed most ignobly to record the fact that No. 64 Kymott Crescent
and all that messuage, had been bought by Sir Harry in the Duke's
absence, and that Sir Harry's agent had served Hank with a notice to
quit.
Hank, occupying the garden step ladder in the unavoidable absence of the
Duke, found a sympathetic audience in the girl next door.
"I think uncle has behaved disgracefully!" she said shortly, "I have
never heard of anything so paltry, so intensely and disagreeably mean,
it is petty----"
Hank was very solemn and very cautious.
"It's a mighty serious business ejecting a duke," he said. "I sent Cole
down to the free library to get a book on the feudal customs, and I've
just read that old book from startin' gate to judges' wire, and there's
nothin' doin' about firin' dukes--or duchesses," he added.
Alicia changed the subject with incoherent rapidity.
"What will you do?" she asked hastily.
"Do?" Hank's eyebrows rose at the preposterous question. "Do? Why I
guess we'll just stay on."
"But my uncle will serve you with a writ of ejectment," she persisted.
Hank shook his head.
"I don't know her," he confessed, "but she must be geared up to shift
the Duke. She must be well oiled an' run on ball bearin's, an' be triple
expansion 'fore an' aft to make him budge. And if she misses fire once,
it's down and out for hers. I don't know any writ of ejectment that was
ever cast, that could lift the Duke when he was once planted."
Hank shook his head with an air of finality.
"Our new landlord ought to be warned," he said. "Some one ought to tell
him. It ain't fair--he doesn't know Dukey."
A bright thought struck him.
"I'll warn him," he said and grew cheerful at the prospect.