REPORT OF J. M. #9

_June 25th._

To-day as I came out of the work-people's entrance to Dunsany's at noon

Jumbo passed by on the sidewalk. He tipped me a scarcely perceptible

wink, and kept on, as I was with my fellow-workmen. I suppose that he

wished to catch me in the act, so to speak. In other words he wants to

have it understood between us that he knows I work there. It is a step

towards more confidential communications.

We met as usual to-night at the Turtle Bay Café, but something had

happened in the meantime, because Jumbo was glum and sour. I made

believe not to notice it. After he had a drink or two he volunteered

the reason.

"A fellow broke into my rooms to-day, a sneak thief," he said.

"No! What did you do to him?" said I.

"Oh, I half killed him and let him go. He didn't get anything."

This was obviously no explanation of his worried air. I continued to

question him about the affair with a friend's natural curiosity, but he

suddenly became suspicious, so I let it drop. I do not know if this

has anything to do with your other activities, but I give it for what

it's worth.

Later in the evening when Jumbo's good-humour was somewhat restored, he

referred to our noon meeting in a facetious way.

"Thought you said you were out of a job," he said.

I made believe to be somewhat confused. "Ahh, I wasn't going to tell

everything I knew to a stranger," I said.

He made haste to commend me. He affected a certain admiration of my

astuteness. "You're a deep one, English! I bet you could teach me a

trick or two!"

Have I mentioned that "English" is becoming my monaker?

By this time it is thoroughly understood between Jumbo and I that we

are both "good sports," i.e., dependably crooked. It saves a lot of

bluffing on both sides.

Jumbo asked me what my job was at Dunsany's. I explained how I handled

all the stuff that was sent in to be reset, my particular job being to

remove the jewels from their old settings before handing them on to the

expert craftsmen.

"What a chance!" said Jumbo wistfully. "But I suppose they have you

watched."

"Oh, yes," I said, and I went on to explain all the precautions against

theft and loss, "but, of course----" Here I made believe to be

overtaken by caution.

Jumbo's little eyes glistened. "Of course what?" he demanded.

I tried to turn the subject which only increased his eagerness. He

kept after me.

"If a man knew the trick of making paste diamonds," I suggested, "and

could substitute one occasionally----! Of course he'd have to make

them himself. It wouldn't be safe to buy them."

Jumbo whistled softly. "Can you make them?" he asked.

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