CHAPTER XXXI

_PHRENOLOGY AND CHIROMANCY_

In no country, so much as in China, has the belief in phrenologists and

chiromancists been so general. According to these men of science, every

mark on the face and body has its meaning. In consequence, as such and

such a sign, say, on your left eye, may be counter-balanced by some other

sign, say, on your right cheek, it will be seen that a whole series of

combinations and calculations has to be gone through before the definite

diagnosis of a person can be obtained. When one goes to consult these

oracles, they first of all examine your face, then the hands, and then

the body, just as a doctor who wishes to thoroughly examine a patient.

After that they ask you to walk with your usual step, which is another

factor in the combination. According to their lore, the various acts of

life have significance—thus, slow eating, quick digestion, heavy sleep,

and laziness in dressing are all very bad signs. A dark forehead means

mourning for a near relation. A long face on a short body indicates a man

of a calm and quiet life. A head short set in shoulders and a fat round

stomach betoken a vile man. Long ears with the lobes ball-shaped are sure

signs of a statesman. Large ears bent forward show that their owner leads

an agitated and fatiguing existence. The famous Lao-Tse, the founder of

the Taoist religion, had ears seven inches long. Thick and bushy eyebrows

mean that their possessor will be rich in brothers and sisters. Each

break in them means the loss of one brother, and the nearer the break is

to the outer end, the younger that brother will be. When the eyebrows are

longer than the eyes, that means that you have a literary man before

you. A spot at the side of the eye means that the person will have tears

to shed. The nose should be large and thick. It is then the “Spring of

the Mountain,” the “Devil’s Well,” the “Lake of the Genii,” or the “Tower

of the Soul.” The nose is considered the principal feature, because many

of our sovereigns had very large noses, and notably Emperors Fou-Hi-U and

Han-Kao-Tsou. The latter was further endowed with a thick, black beard,

and besides having the face of a dragon, had seventy-two black birth

marks below his hip. Another emperor, Weng-Ouang, who lived at an earlier

date, had four breasts. It will be seen that teratology plays its part

in China. To all these persons, as to Lao-Tse, the high places that they

afterwards occupied were foretold. When the beard is bristly, the wearer

is a sly man. A long beard is the sign of a long life. A brown beard

betokens a general. A Buddhist high-priest, whose beard reached down to

his knees, had his lofty position predicted on that account. A big mouth

will always have food. A black spot at the corner of the mouth promises

good cheer for ever. A sly and deceitful man has thin and pinched

lips. Red lips betoken good birth. White and equal teeth are signs of

aristocratic connections. Hard teeth foretell premature old age. A soft

tongue is the tongue of an orator. A rough voice, like that of a wolf,

and waspish eyes belong to pitiless and unfeeling people.

A number of tokens are to be read in the hand. The observations of

our chiromancists being almost identical with those of their European

confrères, I will therefore not enter into these details, but will break

the monotony of this description with a few anecdotes.

A literary man, named Tao-Kan, had a line of happiness which went in a

perfect straight line from the wrist to the middle of the first joint

of the middle finger. He was told that, if this line lengthened out any

more, he might expect the highest honours. He contented himself with

pricking the extremity of this line with a needle, and writing the word

“duke” with the blood; and as it happened he was created a duke.

Another, named Li-Kou, one day consulted a phrenologist, who pointed out

to him that his temple-bones were very pronounced, and that they reached

out to behind his head, and that, in consequence, he would be raised to a

place of honour. This prophecy was duly realised.

A prefect of Ho-Nan, named Tcheou, met a phrenologist, who spoke to

him as follows:—In three years you will be appointed minister and

generalissimo, and one year later you will die of hunger. The prefect

laughed, and said, that once in so high a position, he could not starve.

But the phrenologist insisted that such was his destiny, and that he

could not escape, basing his assertion on the fact that the little

veins which usually flow vertically towards the mouth, had a horizontal

position in his face. All that had been predicted happened. After having

risen to be a minister and commander-in-chief, the former prefect had to

retire in disgrace, and died of a disease which prevented him from taking

any food.

Duke Ouang-King-Tche, whose mother was a phrenologist, was born in a

violet caul. When he was a little older, two long breasts grew under his

arms. The mother announced a brilliant future for her son, and events

proved that she was right.

It had been predicted to the mother of Empress Wou-Hao, of the dynasty

of the Thang family, that she would have a child who would reign on the

throne. As she was a simple middle-class woman, she did not place much

faith in this piece of news. She had a daughter which she showed to a

phrenologist, and told him that it was a boy. He made the child walk,

and said, “If it be a boy, it will one day become emperor.” As a matter

of fact the child became empress, and after the death of her husband

mounted on the throne. She was one of the two empresses who have reigned

over China.

An emperor, of the dynasty of the Tchings, had no children. He sent for a

phrenologist, and asked him to tell him which of the ladies in the palace

could make him a father. The phrenologist pointed out one, but added that

after having given birth to a child she would be devoured by a tiger.

The young woman in due time presented the emperor with a son. This point

having been realised, the second prediction was thought about. Nobody had

seen any tiger, and nobody thought that the prediction could be realised.

The picture of a tiger was sent for, so that people might see what kind

of an animal it was that was to prove fatal to the empress, and the young

woman, wishing to destroy her enemy, struck the picture with so much

force that she wounded herself, and died of gangrene in the arm.

A man aged thirty years had already lost two of his brothers. His

mother, fearing for his life, also went to a phrenologist, and asked

if her last child was not also threatened with the same fate that had

befallen his brothers. The phrenologist said that in order to answer he

must pass one night with the young man. During his sleep he listened

attentively to the breathing of the sleeper, and noticed that his breath

seemed to come out of his ears. The phrenologist then comforted the

mother, and said, “Your son will live long and happy, for he breathes

like a tortoise.”

There are, of course, numbers of quacks in the profession. The following

is a story about one of them. It is rather amusing:—

The Governor of a province once sent for a phrenologist, and asked him

to select amongst a number of ladies, who were all dressed in the same

way, which was his wife. The phrenologist looked at them for a long

time without being able to answer. At last he cried out, “It is she out

of whose forehead a yellow cloud has just issued forth.” Of course

everybody turned round to look at the real lady, and the phrenologist

equally, of course, guessed at once which was the Governor’s wife, and

pointed her out with the most prophetic of gestures.

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