II

It was the third of July that Bobby shook the dust of Fawcettville

from his feet. So he had the third, and all day the fourth, which was

a holiday, in which to get a good start.

Bobby was original, even in robbing a bank. In fact, this is not so

much the story of a bank pillage as it is of Bobby’s originality.

Europe, Monte Carlo, and Cape Town played as small parts in his plans

as did Timbuctoo and Zanzibar. He loved his own people too well to go

very far away from them. So he went to Duluth, where a launch was

waiting for him. On the Fourth of July he set out alone along the

northern shore up Superior, which is unbroken wilderness from Duluth

to Fort William. Three days later a fisherman found McTabb’s boat

wrecked among the rocks, and on the shore near the launch were Bobby’s

coat and hat, sodden and pathetic. Of course there were cards and

letters in the pockets of that coat, and also a roll of small bills.

So identification was easy. Close on the lurid newspaper tales of

Bobby McTabb’s defalcation followed the still more thrilling story of

his death. And, meanwhile, Bobby thought this the best joke of his

life, and with a kit of supplies on his back was hiking straight North

into the big timber.

The joke lived until about ten o’clock in the morning of the first

day, when the whole affair began to appear a little less clever to

Bobby McTabb. It was hot, and not one decent half-mile of travel did

Bobby find. Up and down ridges of broken rock, through tangled swamps

and forests of spruce and cedar he went, hitting it as straight north

as a tenderfoot could make it by compass. The water poured down his

round, red face, wet his collar first, and gradually soaked him to the

tips of his toes. But it was not the heat that troubled him most. He

was fat and succulent, as tender as a young chicken, and the black

flies gathered from miles around to feast upon him. By noon his face

was swollen until he could hardly see. His nose was like a bulb; his

feet were blistered; a thousand bones and joints that he had never

supposed were in the human anatomy began to ache, and for the first

time in his life his jolly heart went _loco_, and he began to swear.

The railroad was forty miles north. He had planned to reach that, and

follow it to some small station, whence he would take a train into the

new mining country that was just opening up, westward. It was a

terrible forty miles. He would look at his compass, strike out

confidently toward the North Pole, and five minutes later discover

that he was traveling east or west. Early in the afternoon he got into

a swamp of caribou moss that was like a spring bed, three feet thick,

under his feet. It held him up nicely for a time, and the softness of

it was as balm to his sore feet. Then he came to a place where a

caribou would have sniffed, and turned back. But B. McTabb went on—and

in. He went in—first to his knees, then to his middle, then to his

neck, and by the time he had wallowed himself to the safety of firmer

footing there was not a spot of him that was not covered with black

mud. At two o’clock Bobby McTabb struck firm ground. He believed that

he had traveled thirty-nine miles. But he made up his mind that he

would camp, and make the last mile in the cool of the morning. As a

matter of fact the lake was only six miles behind him.

When Bobby awoke on the morning of the second day he was so stiff that

he waddled and so sore that he groaned aloud, and then he made the

discovery—the alarming discovery—that was the beginning of the making

of a new man of him. His rubber grub-bag was torn to shreds, and what

was left of his provisions could have been gathered into a salt

cellar. All about the front of his tent were tracks as big as a hat,

and though he had never seen tracks like those before he knew that

they were the visiting cards of a very big and a very hungry bear. “My

Gawd!” said B. McTabb. “My Gawd!” he repeated over and over again,

when he found nothing but crumbs and a bacon string.

Then he reflected that the railroad must be but a short distance away,

and that he would surely strike some habitation or town before

dinner-time. His shoulders were sore, so he left his tent behind him,

stopping every time he came to a saskatoon tree or a clump of wild

raspberries. The fruit did very well for a time, but like many another

tenderfoot before him, he did not learn until too late that the little

red plums, or saskatoons, are as bad as green apples when taken into

an uncultivated stomach. He began to suffer along toward noon. He

suffered all of that day, and far into the night, and when the dawn of

the second day came he was no longer the old Bobby McTabb, but a

half-mad man. For three days after this the black flies fed on him and

the fruit diet ate at his vitals. On the morning of the sixth day he

came to the railroad, nearly blind, bootless, and starving, and was

found by a tie-cutter named Cassidy. For a week he lay in Cassidy’s

cabin, and when at last he came to his feet again, and looked into a

glass, he no longer recognized in himself the tenderly nurtured Bobby

McTabb of Fawcettville. His round face had grown thin. A half-inch

stubble of beard had pierced his chin and rosy cheeks. His eyes were

wild and bloodshot, and there was a looseness in the waist of his

trousers that made him gasp. Three days later he weighed himself at

the little station up the line and found that he had lost sixty

pounds.

[Illustration: On the morning of the sixth day he came to the

railroad, nearly blind, bootless and starving.]

From this day on McTabb was a different man. He had relieved himself

of sixty pounds of waste, and the effect was marvelous. A new spirit

had entered into him by the time he reached the mining country. He

prospered—and grew thinner. Unfortunately there is no moral lesson to

this little history of B. McTabb. If he had been an ordinary runaway

cashier he would have been caught and sufficiently punished, and all

the good world would have been warned by his miserable end. But McTabb

was not ordinary. He made money with the savings of Fawcettville. He

made it so fast that it puzzled him at times to keep count of it. He

turned over three claims in the first six months at a profit of a

hundred thousand dollars. This was what optimistic Bobby called a

“starter.” He was in a rough country, and once more he found himself

doing as the Romans did. He worked, and worked hard; he wore heavy

boots and shoe-packs, and the more he worked and the more he prospered

the thinner he grew.

He was richer each day. Good things came to him like flies to sugar.

At the end of his second year in the new bonanza country he was worth

a million. And this was not all. For B. McTabb was no longer short and

thick. He was tall and thin. From two hundred and eighty he had

dropped to one hundred and sixty pounds, and he was five feet ten and

a half in his cowhide boots.

But this is not the story of the beginning or the middle of Bobby

McTabb. It is the story of his extraordinary and entirely original

end, and of the manner in which pretty blue-eyed Kitty Duchene helped

to bring that end about.

McTabb was no longer known by that name. He was J. Wesley Brown,

promoter and mine owner, and as J. Wesley Brown he met Kitty Duchene

once more, in Winnipeg. Kitty was visiting a friend whose father had

joined McTabb in a promoting scheme, and all of Bobby’s old love

returned to him, for in reality it had never died. The one thing that

had been missing in his life was Kitty Duchene, and now he began to

court her again as J. Wesley Brown. There was nothing about J. Wesley

Brown that would remind one of B. McTabb, and of course Kitty did not

recognize him. One day Bobby looked deep into Kitty’s pure blue eyes

and told her how much he loved her, and Kitty dropped her head a

little forward, so that he could see nothing but the sheen of her

gold-brown hair, and promised to be his wife.

[Illustration: Kitty dropped her head and promised to be his wife.]

From this day on more and more of the old Bobby began to show in J.

Wesley Brown. He was the happiest man in the North. His old laugh came

back, full and round and joyous. He often caught himself whistling the

old tunes, telling the old stories, and cracking the old jokes that

had made Fawcettville love him. One evening when he was waiting for

Kitty, he whistled softly the tune to “Sweet Molly Malone” and when

Kitty came quietly into the room her blue eyes searched his

questioningly, and there was a gentleness in them which made him

understand that the old song had gone straight home, for it was Kitty

Duchene herself who had taught him the melody, years and years ago, it

seemed. She had told him a great deal about Fawcettville, its green

hills and its meadows, its ancient orchards and the great “bottoms,”

yellow and black with ox-eyed daisies. And tonight she said, with her

pretty face very close to his: “I want to live back in the old home,

Jim. Do you love me enough for that?”

The thrill in her voice, the soft touch of her hand, stirred Bobby’s

soul until it rose above all fear, and he promised. He would go back.

But—what might happen then? Could he always live as J. Wesley Brown?

Would no one ever recognize him? Trouble began to seat itself in his

eyes. Misgivings began to fill him. And then, in one great dynamic

explosion, the world was shattered about Bobby McTabb’s ears.

He had taken Kitty to a carnival, and like two children they were

stumbling through a “House of Mystery,” losing themselves in its

mazes, laughing until the tears glistened in Kitty’s happy eyes, when

they ran up against two mirrors. One of these made tall and thin

people short and fat, and the other made short and fat people tall and

thin. Before one of these stepped B. McTabb. For a moment he stood

there stunned and helpless. Then he gave a sudden quick gasp and faced

Kitty. There was no laughter now in the girl’s eyes, but a look of

horror and understanding. In that hapless moment Bobby’s leanness was

gone. He was the old Bobby again, short and ludicrously fat. The girl

drew back, her breath breaking in sobbing agony.

“Robert,” she cried accusingly. “Robert McTabb!”

She drew still farther away from him, and hopelessly he reached out

his arms.

“Kitty—My God, let me explain,” he pleaded. “You don’t understand—”

But she was going from him, and he did not follow.

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