DEAR MR. PUNCH,

In the admirable letter of "AN OLD SOLDIER" in your paper this

week, there are a few unimportant errors due, no doubt, to your

Correspondent's age, and the shortness of memory consequent upon it

that mar, in a measure, the trenchant force of his criticism. I feel

sure he will pardon my reminding him that the Coldstream Guards do

_not_ wear varnished or patent-leather boots with a tunic, except

in "_Levée_ dress;" that Mr. CHARLES WARNER did not play a private

soldier in "the same distinguished regiment," but in the Grenadiers;

that a Captain could never, by any possibility be "on guard" at the

Tower; that the officer on duty at the Tower is called the "Picquet,"

and not the "Orderly" officer, and is never a Captain; that no

Guardsman has ever, in the memory of man, worn a "scarf" in uniform;

and that no soldier, worthy of the name, considers the mess of his own

Battalion "an odd sort of place to dine at," even "in the height of

the Season."

I may add that my mother tells me she has often had her Court-dress

altered on the very morning of the "Drawing-Room." With these few

trifling exceptions, "AN OLD SOLDIER's" letter is most accurate and

just.

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