ROBERT ON COUNTY COUNSELLERS.

Me and BROWN, and sum two or three of our most intimet frends, has had

a most liberal offer made to us, rite in the werry art of Sent

Pancras, to go out a canwassing for the County Counsellers when the

elections begins shortly.

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I need scarcely say as they havent made much effect upon me, as I

knows em too well from what I hear about em at our own Gildall and the

Manshun House, but the terrems is suttenly werry liberal, both in

refreshments and in promisses, but they all depends upon their

suckcess, and from what I hears that aint likely to be werry great. Of

course in the grand old Citty that wont be not nothink, but ewen in

Sent Pancras I hears as it wont be any think werry grate. I've bin up

to their own Gildall at Charing Cross again, but they does make sitch

dredful long speeches that they quite tires me out, and they are all

about such dredful tiresome subjecs that I soon gits weary on em.

I was told down at Gildall that one of our most poplar aldermen had

quite made up his mind to try and turn out the Prime Minister, Lord

ROSEBERRY, I think his name is, from representing a County Council,

but there must have been sum mistake sum where, for Prime Ministers

aint exactly the sort of gents as is ginerally selected to represent

her most gracious Majesty the QUEEN, as I spose as the PRIME MINISTER

does, and to be a County Counseller as well. No, no, them sort of

things dont exacly go together. Our Gildall peeple dont seem werry

much alarmed about the fuss has has been made about their Unyfecation,

as I think they calls it, which is supposed to mean that they are all

to be turned out of Gildall, and all London to be created into one

great body of Common Counselmen! And what is to become of all our

numerous Aldermen and Deppertys, and settera, not none of us knows a

bit! But of course that's all nothink but mere nonsence, that helps to

keep our reel gentlemen in good humer. They dont seem in werry bad

sperrits, for sum of the most importentest of em all had a grand

meeting on Tuesday last, and laid the werry fust stone of a butiful

new Manshun, werry close to Gildall, which I am told is to cost about

thirty-five thowsand pounds, and will take a hole year to bild, so

that didn't look as if they were quite fritened out of their wits; and

just to show the principle gents among em as there wasn't not nothink

to fear, the nobel Gent as took the chair inwited amost a hundred of

em to dine with him in the most scrumpsheous way possible, and drunk

their helths all round! There was only just about harf a dozen of

County Counsellers present, and they was just about as quiet as they

ginerally is when reel gents is with em.

BROWN tells me as how as he hears that the Prince of WALES is most

strongly oposed to the Old Citty being interfered with, and that amost

all the great House of Lords agrees with him, so there aint much fear

of much being done, after all.

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