CHAPTER XI

Cricket matches of the first magnitude are played of a Saturday in

Nether-Applewhite. At ten punctually, an aged and yellow bus, drawn by

two stout horses, rolled through the lodge gates of Pomfret Court and

drew up at the marquee. A young, fresh-faced man, sitting by the driver,

tootled a tandem horn. Fishpingle said to the Squire:

“His lordship is with them.”

Long-Baddeley formed part of Lord Fordingbridge’s property.

The Squire and Lionel advanced to greet their visitors. They shook hands

with Fordingbridge, Joel Tibber, and those members of XI whom they knew

personally. Mild chaff was exchanged. The Squire inquired after the

twins.

“Two big bouncing boys,” proclaimed the father. “It would do your heart

good to see them, Sir Geoffrey.”

“The more the merrier. Never expected to see you.”

“I’m not playing, but I had to come. Lionel looks as fit as a fiddle.”

“Yes, yes; India’s made a strong man of him.”

Lionel bandied pleasantries with Mr. Tibber, the captain of

Long-Baddeley—

“I’ve put on chain armour under my flannels, Joel.”

“Ah-h-h! Pitch won’t be so nice an’ bumpy, seemin’ly, after them there

rains.”

He spoke with sincere regret. A hard, bumpy pitch meant many wickets for

Mr. Tibber. He preferred village greens for his deadly work. The

Parsons, wearing his Cambridge “blue,” joined the group. In the cricket

field he looked ten years younger. Lionel couldn’t see either Moxon or

Joyce. But the onlookers had not yet arrived. Margot and Lady Pomfret

were expected at noon.

Joel won the toss and elected to bat. Hamlin and his merry men took the

field. Fordingbridge and the Squire served as umpires. The two elder

Mucklows went on to bowl. George, the youngest of the brethren,

approached his captain.

“I can bowl a wicked ball,” he said. He pronounced “bowl” as if it

rhymed with “jowl.”

“No, you can’t,” replied the Parson, decisively.

“I thinks I can,” urged George. “God A’mighty made us Mucklows bowlers,

He did.”

“You stand in the deep field, George. If you miss a catch, you can go to

Canada and never return.”

He patted him pleasantly on the shoulder. George retired, grumbling. One

of the Long-Baddeley batsmen asked for a trial ball. After heated

discussion this was conceded as a favour, not a right. Fishpingle quoted

the law, upholding the rigour of the game, like Mrs. Battle. Another

discussion followed the first delivery, “no-balled” by his lordship.

Fishpingle sustained the decision.

Lionel was fielding at square leg, and between the overs and

opportunities of chatting with Fordingbridge, who, matrimonially, as

deemed by the county to have gone a “mucker.” Lionel, however, noticed

that he seemed the better for it.

“You must come and see my missis, Lionel. She’s a topper. We’re farmers.

Rise with the lark, my boy. I feel another man. It came to this—I had

to take hold or let go. Now I save all the money which I used to spend

away from home. And I’m on the spot to check wastage.”

“The simple life, Johnnie, agrees with you.”

“Lord love you, I was slidin’ downhill when you went to India. Couldn’t

look an egg in the face at breakfast, and bored with everything and

everybody.”

The game went on with varying fortune. The star batsman ran himself out,

and hotly disputed the Squire’s decision, daring to affirm that his

lordship would have rendered another verdict. The Squire treated such

incidents humourously, as not the least amusing part of village cricket.

Fordingbridge rebuked the misdemeanant, saying in a loud voice:

“Don’t be a damned fool, Dave Misselbrook! I’m ashamed of you.”

Dave retreated. The batsman at the other end observed apologetically:

“Dave ain’t hisself. His young ’ooman give him the chuck las’ week.”

Fordingbridge took this bit of gossip seriously—

“Did she? I must have a talk with the baggage.”

Lionel laughed, but he was much impressed. Fordingbridge, as he recalled

him, a man who raced, and hunted from Melton, and kept late hours and

loose company, had indeed changed. Curiosity consumed him to see the

“topper,” surely a worker of miracles. Then his thoughts wandered to

Joyce. Was she sitting upon the Vicarage lawn with Moxon? Why had Moxon

returned so quickly? Had she whistled? _Confound it!_ Thinking of Joyce,

an easy catch was missed. Loud cheers from Long-Baddeley. “You duffer!”

growled the Squire. Fishpingle shook his head sorrowfully.

* * * * *

At midday the spectators began to arrive. Margot and Lady Pomfret

wandered round the ground, talking to the village fathers and mothers,

who sat placidly beneath the oaks and beeches. Lady Pomfret anticipated

diversion where it was likely to be met.

“This,” she murmured to Margot, “is a character.” They were approaching

an old woman, who had been wheeled on to the ground in a bath-chair. She

sat erect, tremendously interested in a game she did not understand. A

grandson was fielding hard by.

“How are you, Mrs. Parish? Isn’t this a little venturesome?”

“I’m the same as usual, my lady. My pore heart goes on a-flutterin’ like

an old hen tryin’ for to fly. Doctor says ’twill stop sudden-like any

minute, night or day. I ain’t afeard. Maybe ’tis presumption to say

that. I’d like to go—quick, wi’out givin’ too much trouble. What fair

worrits me is the fear o’ poppin’ off in public. If I dropped dead, so

to speak, in village street, ’twould scare the little ’uns.”

“I see your grandson is playing.”

“That he be, an’ proud as King Garge on his throne. Scared too, the gert

silly! I told ’un to carry a stiff tail, I did. It mads me, yas, it do,

when I see boys an’ girls meetin’ trouble halfway. Nice, religious lad,

too. This very marning he makes me promise to pray so be as he bain’t

bowled out fust ball.”

“And did you?” asked Margot.

The old woman looked keenly at her. Village gossip had spread far and

wide the Squire’s plans.

“This is Lady Margot Maltravers, Mrs. Parish.”

“Ah-h-h! I guessed that. Did I pray, my lady? Yas—I did.”

“I am quite sure your prayer will be answered,” said Margot.

“I baint so sure,” retorted the dame, sharply. “God A’mighty’s ways be

past findin’ out. I mind me prayin’ as never so for a second husband,

bein’ lucky with Job Parish, but that prayer went on t’ muck-heap.”

After a few more words, they passed on.

“A gallant old soul!” Margot observed.

Lady Pomfret nodded, saying reflectively—

“I think I must pray for young Charley Parish.”

Margot considered this.

“If you do,” she predicted, “he will carry out his bat.”

By the time they had circled the field, Joyce and Moxon had arrived. The

Professor was duly presented to her little ladyship, who engaged him

forthwith in talk, strolling on with him, whilst Joyce sat by Lady

Pomfret. Moxon’s face and figure pleased Margot. He looked that happy

combination, a man of thought and action. His grey eyes were clear as

his complexion; the nose was delicately modelled; his chin indicated

resolution. When he smiled, he showed white even teeth. Margot said

easily—

“Lionel Pomfret has talked to me about you. He is rather absorbent. I

managed to squeeze your ideas out of him. They interested me, although

they conflict with my own.”

Moxon showed some surprise.

“Ideas, Lady Margot? What do you conceive to be my ideas?”

“The regeneration of the land, the amelioration of rural conditions, a

clean sweep of—us.”

She laughed, exhibiting no trace of malice. Moxon perceived, none the

less, that he was challenged. He answered her quietly—

“I never said that to Pomfret.”

“You must be mistaken.”

“I am positive.”

“I have it. You talked to Miss Hamlin and her father.”

“Oh yes.”

“Miss Hamlin repeated what she heard to Mr. Pomfret. Perhaps she failed

to report to you quite accurately.”

Moxon hastened to defend Joyce. Inaccuracy was not her weakness. His

views were public property. He repudiated warmly any desire upon his

part to sweep away anything of value. Margot was constrained to withdraw

the last indictment.

“All the same, Mr. Moxon—ought I to call you ‘Professor’?”

“Most certainly not.”

“All the same,” she continued, “that underlies your programme. I am well

aware that we rule, to-day, on sufferance. As yet, the country people,

particularly the people in such counties as this, are singularly free

from disaffection. You and your friends are stirring them up.”

“To help themselves,” he interrupted; “to make them realise that they

are practically parasites, living for you and on you.”

“I dare say. These good fellows,” she indicated the Nether-Applewhite

XI, “don’t look like parasites.”

“This parish is exceptional. Even here—I hesitate to offend.”

“Pray go on!”

“Even here the condition is that of stagnant dependence. The labourers

are at the mercy of farmer and landowner. Power is not abused on this

state, but it might be. At Ocknell Manor the conditions are atrocious.

Everything is left to an ignorant agent, who skins ’em alive.”

Margot shrugged her slender shoulders.

“I repeat, if you stir them up, if you transfer the power to them—we

go. I leave it to you to say whether you are honestly convinced that the

masses will succeed where the classes have failed.”

By this time they had strolled back to the marquee, and joined the

others. Margot had no wish to prolong a futile discussion. As Moxon had

said, his views were public property. She had listened to them, at first

hand, from the more radical statesman who preached them in and out of

season. Her particular object had been accomplished. Moxon, as she had

guessed, was a man of parts. No girl would dismiss such a lover lightly.

But he had come back.

The rival teams lunched very fraternally together, and much shandygaff

was consumed. Just before luncheon, Long-Baddeley was dismissed with

ninety-two runs to their credit. Nether-Applewhite had lost one wicket.

After luncheon, Alfred Rockley covered himself with glory. Joel Tibber

had no terrors for him. Prudence applauded his feats with hands and

voice. When Lionel and he got “set,” runs came swiftly—four after four.

Spectators from Long-Baddeley enlivened the contest. Old gaffers left

the ale-house to prattle together about matches played two score years

ago, but never forgotten. To many an innings kindly Time had added runs.

Finally, Alfred was caught in the deep field, and, as so often happens

when a partnership is dissolved, Lionel playing forward at a

short-pitched ball, was clean bowled. One hundred and fifty-seven for

four wickets.

Lionel, flushed by exercise and triumph, joined Margot. He looked his

best. To his amazement, she fussed over him. He was very hot; he must

put on a coat. A southerly breeze blew fresh from the Solent. He mustn’t

sit down yet. Why not take a turn with her?

Lady Pomfret was much amused.

The pair wandered off, but Lionel insisted upon watching the game.

“You will see Hamlin bat with a stump—a real treat.”

“Not after you.”

“Good Lord! And you are training me to appreciate fine bits. He’s a fine

bit, and I’m a cheap reproduction.”

Under her schooling, he was learning much about Pomfret furniture and

pictures.

“As to that, Lionel, you hold yourself too cheap.”

Hamlin and Fishpingle were now batting. The old Cambridge “blue”

exhibited form in its highest manifestation. Upon a pitch, now none too

good, he stopped or struck every ball with absolute accuracy, timing

them perfectly. Fishpingle presented the village “stone-waller,” intent

only upon keeping up his wicket and letting the Parson score. Runs came

slowly. Lionel told Margot that amateur bowlers lost their length

against a stubborn defence. Then he said abruptly:

“But, of course, you are bored.”

“No, very much the contrary. I have seen nothing like this for years. I

like it—the enthusiasm is infectious. As for the villagers, I wouldn’t

change them for the world. That dear old woman, Mrs. Parish—! The row

of granfers on the bench—! Two of the darlings are wearing smocks. Your

professor would change all that; give him a free hand, and he would

people the countryside with men and women cut to pattern, all aping

their betters, and all discontented.”

“Why do you call him my professor?”

“He nearly got you. I suppose he belongs to Miss Hamlin.”

“Not yet, I fancy.” Lionel replied stiffly.

“Ah, well, she will be foolish, if she lets him slip through her

fingers. Mr. Moxon and I have agreed to disagree, but I like him. He

will make his mark. What are they cheering for?”

“Fishpingle is out. Now we may have some fun. The village slogger takes

his place.”

The slogger rolled out of the marquee, disdaining pads or gloves.

Nether-Applewhite cheered, anticipating much leather-hunting.

“You hit ’un, Joe!”—“Stretch their legs for ’un, lad!”—“Ah-h-h! Now

for a bit o’ sport.”

Encouraged by these remarks, the object of them strode to his wicket and

took block. Lionel explained what was needed:

“We haven’t time to finish the match. Hamlin may declare our innings

closed if we touch the double century. Then our great chance is to get

’em all out before time is called.”

“Where do we stand now?”

“We’ve made about a hundred and ninety.”

The slogger brandished the willow. Joel hurtled forward. A deep groan

came from the bench of granfers as a judicious “yorker” knocked two

stumps out of the ground. The discomfited batsman glared at a mocking

field.

“I warn’t ready,” he shouted. “You hear me?”

“Tut, tut!” said the Squire. “They can hear you in Salisbury, my man.

Better luck next time.”

One of the Mucklow brethren took his place. Joel delivered a terrific

ball, which seemed to whiz straight at the batsman’s head. Mucklow

bobbed; the bails flew. Long-Baddeley howled with joy. Adam Mucklow

scratched his head. He was assured by Point that it was still on his

shoulders. Sadly, sighing deeply, he went his weary way. Lord

Fordingbridge said jovially: “Joel, if you do the hat trick, order one

of the best at my expense.” George Mucklow advanced.

“Don’t ’ee be afeared, Garge!”

“I ain’t afeared,” declared George, valiantly; but he was. His knees

were as wax.

“No flowers at his funeral,” said the wit of Long-Baddeley.

“Keep your eye on the ball,” counselled the Parson.

Joel delivered the third ball. The unhappy George shut both eyes and

flinched. A derisive roar went up, so did the bails. George gazed about

him.

“You be out,” said the wicket-keeper.

“So I be. ’Tis sartin I didn’t know it. I can bowl a bit, but this ain’t

cricket, ’tis murder.”

He vanished.

A few more runs were added to the score before the last wicket fell.

Charles Parish achieved three singles and carried out his bat. The

prayers of two righteous women had availed that much. Total score for

Nether-Applewhite, two hundred and three. Long-Baddeley went in with one

hundred and twelve runs to make in less than two hours. If they failed,

and ten wickets fell, they would suffer ignominious defeat. Strategy

demanded careful play. Fordingbridge congratulated the Squire upon his

pitch, a batsman’s wicket, which accounted for big scores rare in

village cricket.

Margot went back to Lady Pomfret and tea. She sat next to Joyce and

talked to her. Joyce seemed preoccupied—not herself. Her interest in

the game struck Margot as feigned. Her face, too, was paler than usual,

faint shadows encircled her eyes. Was she sorry that Moxon had come

back? It appeared, however, that Moxon’s visit was incidental, almost

accidental. He had to leave on the Monday.

“Have you a headache?” asked Margot.

“Yes.”

Margot, under the same circumstances, would have said “No.” She decided

that Joyce’s sincerity might be reckoned her _cheval de bataille_. She

expressed sympathy, offering to send her maid to fetch some aspirin

tabloids from the Hall. Joyce made light of a petty ailment. The sun was

rather hot. Her headache would pass. As the two girls talked one of the

village mothers passed by, dragging a toddler of her own. The child

caught her foot in the ropes of the marquee, fell heavily, and began to

howl. Joyce jumped up, snatched the child from the ground, crooned over

it, hugged it, made it laugh, whilst the young mother stood sheepishly

looking on.

“Leave her with me for a few minutes,” said Joyce.

The mother moved on, the child cuddled up to Joyce, and then fell

asleep. Margot said in a whisper.

“That was amazing. How do you do it?”

“I am fond of children.”

“And this one is a special favourite?”

“No; I don’t think I know this child. The mother is from Ocknell. She

married a Nether-Applewhite man, but they have only come here lately.”

“It’s magic.”

Presently the mother came back, but the child left Joyce reluctantly.

Margot thought that she had guessed the riddle.

“She must ill-treat the child.”

Joyce smiled.

“Oh no. Village mothers rather spoil their children. Didn’t you know

that?”

Margot confessed that she didn’t. Joyce continued:

“But, of course, there is the reaction, when they are tired and fussed.

That mother was fussed. I saw it at once. To come here this afternoon

means more work to-night.”

“How is your headache?”

“Gone!”

“Really, you know, you’re rather an amazing person. But you hide your

light. I don’t. Yours burns with a steadier beam.”

“A farthing dip,” said Joyce.

* * * * *

Stumps were to be drawn at seven promptly. As the minutes slipped by,

Nether-Applewhite realised sorrowfully that Time had ranged himself with

the enemy. Long ago, they had abandoned the hope of scoring runs. Each

batsman was instructed to block the bowling, to hold the fort

defensively. Five wickets had fallen for some sixty runs, and the best

batsmen were out. Could the tail of the team wag on for twenty minutes?

Hamlin put himself on to bowl lobs, twisting, curling, underhand balls.

At Cambridge, long ago, the head of his College, the illustrious Master

of Trinity, had made a jest upon Hamlin’s bowling. Presenting a prize

set of books, he had remarked blandly, “Hamlin, you are the only

undergraduate I know who has combined underhand practices with stainless

integrity.”

“Sneaks!” said Long-Baddeley.

Hamlin waved his field in nearer. Lionel, at square leg, drew so near

the batsman that Margot trembled for his safety. And Hamlin, delivering

his ball, followed it valiantly halfway up the pitch. Point stationed

himself four yards from the crease. The mighty Tibber fell to these

tactics. Point took the ball almost from the bottom of the bat, and said

politely, “Thank you.” Four wickets to fall and sixteen minutes to go!

The seventh wicket fell five minutes later to a ball that pitched three

feet wide of the stumps on the off side and then nicked off the leg

bail.

Three and eleven!

The granfers had shouted themselves thirsty and hoarse. One patriarch

announced his intentions, “if so be as we win, I’ll carry more good ale

to-night than any man o’ my years in Wiltsheer.”

Excitement gripped Margot and Joyce. Every stroke was cheered and

counter-cheered. Derisive comment winged its way to the pitch from every

point of the compass, and from every mouth, male and female. Lady

Pomfret discovered that she had split a new pair of gloves. Above the

Squire’s white coat glowed a face red as the harvest sun, now declining

through a haze. Fordingbridge exhorted his men to endure patiently to

the end.

Three wickets to fall and seven minutes to go!

At this crisis Lionel distinguished himself and wiped out the grievous

memory of a dropped catch in the first innings. A stalwart son of

Long-Baddeley smote hard at a ball pitched too short, pulling it

savagely to leg. Lionel held it convulsively.

“Good boy,” said the Squire, wiping his forehead.

Even the ranks of Tuscany cheered.

Two and five!

Could it be done? Candour compels us to state that Fabian tactics might

have succeeded, had not Fordingbridge been present. He, good sportsman,

suffered no exasperating delays. Batsmen dared not tarry, drawing on

their gloves.

One and three!

George Mucklow took heart of grace. Funk exuded from every pore of the

tenth batsman’s skin as he, like George, tremblingly asked the umpire

for block.

“Block be damned!” shouted his lordship. “Hit the next ball to the

boundary, and I’ll give you a fiver.”

This counsel of perfection undid the unhappy youth. Hamlin bowled

straight and true for the middle stump. The youth smote and missed.

“Bif!” yelled Lionel.

All out and one minute to spare. As the Nether-Applewhite team carried

the Parson shoulder high to the marquee, the stable clock tolled

solemnly the defeat of Long-Baddeley. Fishpingle and Alfred hurried to

the house, but the Squire’s voice roared after them—

“Ben!”

“Sir Geoffrey?”

“Champagne to-night.”

“Yes, Sir Geoffrey.”

* * * * *

Margot inquired tenderly after Lionel’s hands. He had anticipated “first

aid”; it was his, even to the sacrifice of a tiny handkerchief. Lionel

demanded nothing more romantic than a tankard of shandygaff. Margot

fetched it, for the moment his obedient slave. Joyce ministered as

faithfully to her father with ginger beer.

When the yellow ’bus was full, inside and out, the Squire made a short

speech to which Fordingbridge responded. How pleasant it is to hear such

simple rhetoric! How invidious the task of setting it down! The better

team had won. A jolly day was over.

Three cheers for Sir Geoffrey Pomfret!

And three cheers for his “lardship”!

Lionel said to Margot—

“This is the sort of thing we dream of on the Plains. The whole scene

rises out of the desert, like a mirage.”

“I wonder if it is a mirage?”

“Eh?”

“_Tout passe._” She sighed.

Lionel looked at her uneasily, wondering if a vein of cynicism, seldom

displayed, was merely superficial. At any rate Joyce and she had forced

him to think, to analyse his thoughts, to draw inferences from them. He

said slowly:

“I took it all for granted before I went to India. It never occurred to

me then that I was fortunate in my home or in anything else. I remember

‘grousing’ if a cog in the machinery slipped. Machinery! That’s the

word. I reckoned this to be machinery. By George! I hadn’t wit enough to

reflect that machinery doesn’t last for ever and ever.”

She made no reply.

Her sprightly brain was busy, applying what he had said to herself. For

her the past fortnight had been a fresh experience, and perfectly

delightful. The peaceful atmosphere, the rest to her own over-stimulated

nerves, her courteous hosts, her ever-increasing interest in the young

man beside her, so different from the strivers and pushers of the

metropolitan market-place—these had sufficed. Would they suffice if she

held them in perpetuity?

Frankly, she didn’t know; an odd misgiving assailed her. Was she a

creature of change, incapable of finding happiness in stable conditions?

She heard Lionel’s voice coming back to her, as if from a distance. He

was talking of Fishpingle.

“The dear old boy kept wicket jolly well, and he looked so ripping on

his flannels.”

“Yes. The moment I saw him—I knew. The mystery was solved.”

“What did you know?”

“He is a gentleman—all through. His story—the little I have heard of

it—confirms that. Lady Alicia had a pretty maid, who went about with

her. _Une petite faute._ We can guess the rest.”

“You are very sharp, Margot. That is mother’s opinion.”

“Is it? Then the thing is settled. Your dear mother is sharper than I

am.”

Lionel was astounded.

“Mother—sharp?”

“As a Damascus blade, and as finely tempered. I must look up the

directories. I never heard of a gentle family with the

name—Fishpingle.”

“Nor I.”

“It sounds like the name of a place.”

“So it does.”

They joined the others on the lawn. Joyce, Moxon, the Parson, and Lady

Pomfret were listening to the Squire as he dwelt at length upon the

vicissitudes of the day. Alfred stood high in his favour. He gazed

affectionately at the Parson. Lionel was welcomed with winged words;

even so Nestor may have acclaimed Achilles.

“Is it a mirage?” thought Margot, as she went up to her pretty room.

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