CHAPTER VI

Fishpingle had given Lionel sound advice. The Squire was generally at

his best after dinner, provided, of course, that the cook had done her

duty. Upon this occasion, in honour of the heir, she had surpassed

herself. And a glass of vintage port, after champagne, has a mellowing

effect. Throughout dinner, the Squire’s mercurial spirits rose steadily.

Indeed, as he was sipping his port, he said, with a jolly laugh, that

the Hamlins must be invited to dine—and the sooner the better, b’ Jove!

Parson Pomfret had tucked stout legs under his mahogany once a week. A

rare old bird—that! He related anecdotes about Hamlin’s predecessor.

The family rat-catcher, Bob Nobs by name, sung lustily in the village

choir. But he raised his stentorian voice high above Parson Pomfret’s

endurance. One Sunday morning, after the first hymn, the Parson

addressed him sharply: “Look ye here, Bob Nobs, the angels will like

your singing just as well if you don’t sing so loud.”

“Did you laugh, father?” asked Lionel.

The Squire was scandalised.

“Laugh, sir? Laugh in God’s House! Certainly not, but I fairly split my

sides in the churchyard.”

As soon as Lady Pomfret left the dining-room, the Squire said briskly:

“Another glass of wine, Lionel? It won’t hurt you, my boy,” and he

pushed the decanter across the table.

“Thanks, no.” He hesitated, flushed, and plunged.

“The truth is, sir, I do need Dutch courage. But with your permission

I’ll drink another glass of wine after I’ve told you something.”

The Squire whacked the table.

“Damn it all!” he roared. “Have you told me a lie? Are you in love?”

“No,” said Lionel.

The Squire’s face indicated immense relief.

“Pass the wine, sir. If you think you’ll need stiffening after your

story, I shall do well to fortify myself before.”

He poured out a bumper, and said curtly:

“Forrard! Forrard!”

“I owe five hundred pounds.”

He waited for the outburst, but none came. Lionel went on hastily. He

stated his case, the nature of the debt, and how it could be met by an

advance from his agents, with a written guarantee from the Squire. He

finished gallantly:

“I can pay up by instalments, out of my allowance. And when I join the

regiment, I am reasonably sure of being made adjutant, if I work for it.

The C.O. half promised that.”

The Squire said solemnly:

“Will you give me your word of honour that your debts do not exceed the

sum you mention?”

“Yes.”

“Then fill your glass. I shall make arrangements that my bankers pay

£500 into your account at Cox’s. This is a first offence, and if I know

you it will be the last. Your allowance is about right. You can’t pay

instalments out of it. Have you spoken to your dear mother of this

debt?”

“Not yet.”

“Then—mum’s the word. I impose that condition. I can’t have my blessed

woman worried. Well, well, you frightened me out of my wits. From your

face I made cocksure of some cursed entanglement with a petticoat.”

“Father, this is most awfully generous. I—I don’t know what to say.

And, believe me, if I had guessed that things were a bit tight with you,

I should have gone slower. When you told me about the shooting I had a

fit.”

“There, there, you’re a good boy, and perhaps I ought to have taken such

a son into my confidence. The shooting was let for a specific purpose. I

haven’t entertained decently since you left home. We must cut down our

celebrations—what? And you must do without a clinking good horse which

I know of. Why the devil doesn’t Ben bring the coffee?”

“He knows I’m tackling you. I told him.”

“Did you? What did the old dog say? He lifted his tongue, I’ll be

bound.”

“He offered to give me the monkey.”

“What?”

“It’s a great and glorious fact. He told me he was rich.”

“Rich? Rich? The old pincher! I’ve often wondered what Ben did with his

money. Saved every bob, I expect. Were you tempted to take that monkey?”

“No.”

“Good! Ben is a faithful and loyal soul.”

“Isn’t he more than that, father?”

“Hay? What d’ye mean, boy?”

“It seems to me that he must have the most astounding affection for us.

I’m quite rattled about it. Why hasn’t he gone on his own?”

But, to this question, the Squire could offer no adequate answer. He

mumbled out: “Dear old Ben, we rabbited together. We had rare larks as

boys.” Evidently the Squire thought that this accounted for everything.

Lionel thought otherwise. But he kept his reflections to himself. Alfred

entered with the coffee. Fishpingle followed with the old brandy. The

Squire motioned to his butler to remain in the room. It was cheery to

hear his mellow tones, as he said superbly:

“A glass of wine with us, old friend. Master Lionel has told me of your

offer. It was worthy of you, Ben. My hand on it.”

Master and man shook hands. Fishpingle drank his wine, was questioned

and cross-questioned about his day on the river, and most graciously

dismissed. Lionel thought: “This is the Old School, with a vengeance.”

Once more, he wondered at the change in himself, which enabled him to

see so plainly that others had not changed.

When they joined Lady Pomfret, the Squire sank cosily into an immense

armchair and soon dozed off. Lionel watched his mother playing

“Patience.” She sat upright at a small satin-wood card-table, her

delicate hand poised above the cards, her head very erect. All her

movements were graceful and deliberate. One could not imagine her

running to catch a train. As a small boy, Lionel believed that she went

to bed fully dressed, although really, he had proof positive to the

contrary. When he sat beside her, she smiled and caressed his hand. She

was playing “Miss Milligan,” an old favourite. Lionel lifted her hand

and kissed it, as he said chaffingly:

“Toujours Mademoiselle Milligan!”

Lady Pomfret answered with perfect gravity:

“Millie is so jealous, when I forsake her.”

“But I am jealous that you don’t.”

She swept the cards into a heap.

“There! What a mother I am!”

They began to talk, lowering their voices. But she still sat erect. It

was Lionel who relaxed. And gazing at her, the son observed an air of

vigilance, something new and arresting. Was she watching him, on the

alert for changes which she must discover? He whispered to her:

“Father is asleep, but you look so wide-awake.”

“Perhaps I am straining my eyes to see you.”

“Do I still seem small to you?”

“No, no,” she smiled at him; “a colossus, my dear; you bestride my tiny

world.”

“Now you’re humbugging me, you wicked, satirical woman. I feel very

small. Call me your Mighty Atom, if you like. I say, I wish I wasn’t

quite such a mug where your elusive sex is concerned.”

“Oh! Who is eluding you, Lionel?”

He answered without embarrassment:

“Joyce Hamlin. We used to be such good pals. And I like to pick up

palship where I leave it. She half promised to join us by the river

to-day. Is it true that women always do what they like, what pleases ’em

best?”

She was too kind and too clever to laugh at him. Her tone, as she

replied, became as serious and sincere as his.

“Some women, Lionel, and nearly all men, do what pleases them, or what

they think, at the time, pleases them. Joyce, I can assure you, is not

one of those. But whether you can pick up palship, as you call it, with

her just where you left off is another matter entirely and quite outside

my knowledge.”

She paused a moment, and once more her soft fingers stroked his hand.

Then she continued quietly:

“Palship, between Joyce and you, may seem simple and desirable to you.

To her, probably, it presents difficulties and perplexities.”

“You are fond of Joyce, mother?”

“I am very fond of her. I should be most unhappy, if unhappiness came to

her.”

Then she began to talk about India. Lionel told himself that his mother

was, perhaps, more elusive than Joyce.

* * * * *

By the luck of things, during the days that followed Lionel and Joyce

never met. Lionel had to go to London to replenish his wardrobe. He

suggested a Salisbury tailor as good enough for an economising

subaltern, but the Squire insisted upon a London snip. Lionel wondered

whether Lady Margot Maltravers flitted into his father’s mind when he

said, “Smarten yourself up, boy. You fellows from India come back

looking confoundedly provincial.” Probably Lady Margot would not dash at

a pair of trousers that bagged at the knee. He spent three days in town

and “did” a play or two. After that the Pomfrets visited some

neighbours—a many-acred squire and his wife—old friends who lived

handsomely if not luxuriously. But their town house had been let, and

the stables had fewer horses in them. Lionel listened to his host in the

smoking-room, as he talked with Sir Geoffrey about the same eternal

question of falling rents. It was pathetic to hear them, to know—as

Lionel did—that such fine specimens of the race were passing—never to

return. Could England spare this particular type? Could the old landed

gentry be saved? If such a devout consummation depended upon their own

unaided efforts the chance of salvage might be deemed negligible. Lionel

met the son of the house, an old school-fellow, who was in the Blues.

The young men talked together. They agreed solemnly that the deuce was

to pay. Lionel confessed his inability to solve the problem. Tom

Challoner said blandly:

“We’re up against it. I’m chasing a jolly little Yank with a barrel of

dollars. If I pull it off, Lionel, the old place is safe for a

generation or two. That’s how they’ve kept together the big properties

in France.”

Lionel replied bluntly:

“It seems a rotten way of doing it.”

“Tell me some other dodge.”

Lionel remained silent.

Next day the four men of the party played golf—singles in the morning

and a foursome in the afternoon. Age played with Age and Youth with

Youth. In the foursome, Age triumphed. During the morning, Lionel said

carelessly to his companion:

“I wonder if you know Lady Margot Maltravers?”

“Know her, my dear fellow? Everybody knows La Reine Margot.”

“You call her that, do you?”

“I don’t. Her Majesty doesn’t bother with the likes of me.”

Lionel tried to disguise his astonishment. At Eton his companion had cut

“a wide swath.” He was in “Pop,” and a member of the School XI, a bright

star, shining high above Lionel. And now, when they met again, Lionel

was well aware that in Mrs. Grundy’s shrewd eyes, and in the eyes of

marriageable young women, a handsome captain of the Household Cavalry

loomed larger than a Green Jacket subaltern.

“What do you mean, Tom?”

“Just what I say. She’s a clever nut is Margot. She consorts with the

highbrows. Know her? Why, your old governor met her in our house. She’s

took an uncommon shine to him. He cut us all out.”

“She is coming to stay with us in a fortnight.”

“Is she?” He glanced sharply at Lionel. “Then look out! She’ll keep her

hand in with you. Her weapons don’t get rusty from not usin’ ’em.”

“Flirtatious—eh?”

“The most abandoned coquette in London.” Then seeing Lionel’s eyebrows

go up, he added quickly, “I’m not crabbin’ her. Personally, I believe

she’s as cold as Greenland’s icy mountains. Her vitality is mental, not

physical. She’s had a dozen affairs. Comes out of ’em cool as a

cucumber. I predict that she’ll make a big marriage—take on a Serene

Highness. Pots of money! Go easy with her, old lad. Hide your feelings.”

Lionel laughed.

“I shall have to, Tom.”

“Eh?”

“I mean that I particularly dislike that sort of girl. But father cracks

her up no end. For his sake, not mine, I _shall_ hide my feelings.”

“If she whistles, you’ll come to heel.”

Lionel returned from this visit slightly depressed, and unable to

analyse his own incohate emotions and sensibilities. His father had

treated him so generously that he was positively tingling with

impatience to make some return. He was in the mood, in fine, to lead a

nice girl, with a bit o’ money, to the altar, but not such a “dasher” as

Lady Margot. Being a modest youth, he jumped to the conclusion that she

would not dash at him. If she did——! Well, in that unlikely

contingency he could retreat, tactically.

The sight of Joyce, whom he met by accident in the village, heartened

him up. He reproached her for faithlessness in not coming to the river

upon his first day at home; but she replied simply that her father had

despatched her on some errand to a house at the farther end of the

parish. He murmured a faint protest—

“Parson’s unpaid curate, are you?”

“Father pays me, as—as your mother pays you.”

“Jolly little I do for her.”

Joyce laughed.

“Really? If you’ve grasped that Lionel, it’s well with you.”

“It isn’t altogether well with me. I’m a bit moithered. It would do me

good to have a heart-to-heart talk with you.”

“Thanks.” She smiled demurely. “But why especially with me?”

“Because you’re such a practical little dear.”

“Am I? I wonder. Perhaps I am only practical where others are

concerned.”

They were walking along the high-road which follows the river for a few

hundred yards. And this bit of road happened to be almost the centre of

the Pomfret property. So far as eye could see every acre—good, bad and

indifferent—belonged to the Squire. Lionel said eagerly:

“Just so. And as this matter concerns me, you could give sound advice,

couldn’t you?”

Obviously he firmly believed her to be wholly unconcerned in his

affairs. And she wasn’t. Her quickening pulses told her that. But she

said lightly:

“I could try. What bothers you?”

He burst into fluent speech. Ought he to chuck the army? His father had

made a jest of it, but—facing disagreeable facts—was it not his duty

to begin some sort of preparatory work to fit himself for a job he knew

nothing about. Fellows like Bonsor were simply hopelessly out of date.

Take the Home Farm—the Squire’s joy and pride. It was run at a loss.

And all the tenant farmers needed “binging up.” The old order was doomed

if it persisted in running things on old, worn-out lines. All this, and

much more, he poured into Joyce’s attentive and sympathetic ears. When

he paused for a second, she said quietly:

“What does Sir Geoffrey say?”

He laughed derisively.

“Father? I can’t talk with him about this. And, between ourselves, how

can he talk with me, being the man he is? Every word I’ve said to you is

an indictment of his policy and management. And I can’t talk with

mother, either, because any criticism of his methods would hurt her

horribly. I did talk to Tom Challoner. We’ve been stayin’ with ’em. Tom

is in the same tight place, but he’s found a way out.”

“Captain Challoner must be cleverer than I gave him credit for. What is

his way?”

“Dishonourable marriage.”

“Oh-h-h!”

“All the same, his way doesn’t seem dishonourable to him. And from his

point of view, mind you, if he marries money to save the old place it is

a sacrifice. But he doesn’t think of the girl at all.”

“Do men think of a girl, as a rule?”

Something in her soft voice arrested his attention. He looked at her.

Her cheeks were pinker than usual. That, however, might be due to a warm

day and exercise.

“Are you cynical about men?” he asked abruptly.

“Oh, no. But I suppose—I think——”

“Come on! Heart-to-heart, Joyce. No skrimshanking!”

“I don’t know many men. I’ve met Captain Challoner. I’ve read about men

like him. He’s a type, isn’t he? He might want a girl, either for

herself or her money, but he wouldn’t ask himself if he could make her

happy and contented, would he?”

Lionel was too busy with his own affairs to throw pebbles at a pal. He

professed ignorance. Tom Challoner was a good sort. Any girl would have

an easy time with him.

“Some of us want more than that.”

She stopped, smiling pleasantly. Her destination, a small cottage, was

reached. Lionel offered to wait for her.

“I shall be busy for an hour at least.”

He grumbled, unwilling to go.

“What are you doing in there?”

“The mother of five children is in bed with a sixth. I play housemaid

and nurse. We shall meet to-night. Father and I dine with you.”

“Yes, I know. Joyce, you must wear your prettiest frock. Have you a very

pretty frock?”

“I think so. I made it myself.”

She nodded and vanished.

Walking on, Lionel remembered that he had asked for her advice, but

somehow he had not got it.

That afternoon he rode with the Squire. Father and son were very

friendly together, although each shrank from discussion of subjects next

his heart. This intercourse, so intimate—up to a point—revealed the

Squire in a new light. Really the Squire revealed himself, accepting his

boy, at long last, as man and comrade. To his dismay, however, Lionel

did not share his feelings about the family heirlooms. Sir Geoffrey

approached them warily, sincerely anxious to know where an up-to-date

young soldier stood.

“We have some valuable stuff in the old house,” he said.

“Have we?” Lionel asked.

“The Sir Joshua, for instance. With your consent, my boy, it might be

sold.”

“Would it fetch much?”

“Possibly twenty thousand, if the right people were bidding.”

Lionel whistled. Then he said, tentatively:

“I love the picture, but I’d let it go gladly if the mortgage could be

diminished by that big sum, or——”

“Or?”

“If the money could be laid out on the estate. Fishpingle says——”

“Don’t quote old Ben to me, boy. He transmits my ideas. Well, well, you

surprise me. I have regarded our heirlooms as sacred.”

“But the mortgage, father?”

“Tchah! You find that nice little girl. Snug dowries have cancelled many

a mortgage.”

“Yes; that is what Tom Chanoller says.”

* * * * *

The dinner was pleasant enough. Squire and Parson tacitly avoided

subjects upon which they might differ. Joyce looked charming in the

simple frock of her own making. Some tennis was arranged. Hamlin

mentioned that his eldest son was coming home and bringing with him a

friend. Of this friend, Joyce, somewhat to Lionel’s chagrin, spoke with

enthusiasm. He had distinguished himself at Cambridge, was now a Fellow

of his college, and regarded as a rising chemist.

“A chemist?” exclaimed Lionel.

“Not a druggist. His line is coal-tar products. He says the Germans have

that field almost to themselves, but he is digging deep into it. Mr.

Moxon has imagination. That is what is wanted in an inventor.”

“Moxon?” said the Squire. “Let me see. One of the Moxons of Wooton?”

Hamlin answered drily:

“I don’t think so. Moxon’s father, I believe, made a fortune in jute.”

“What is jute?” asked Lady Pomfret.

Hamlin explained. Moxon _père_ had begun life sweeping out an office in

Dundee. Moxon _fils_ might end—anywhere. Already he was quite

independent of a rich father.

“Very creditable,” said the Squire majestically. Everybody present knew

that Sir Geoffrey would have shown much greater interest in a Moxon and

Wooton. Nevertheless, he continued in the same tone, with a sweeping

gesture:

“I am told that our tennis courts are in order. We shall be delighted to

see your young people using them. Possibly Mr. Moxon has studied

artificial fertilisers. If so, I shall be happy to have a word with

him.”

Hamlin’s face stiffened. Lionel could read his thoughts. The Squire was

not above accepting a tip from the son of a jute-manufacturer. Otherwise

he might be regarded as an outsider. And, struggle as he did against

inherited prejudices, Lionel, in his heart, was unable to regard this

distinguished chemist as a social equal. Joyce, he reflected, could be

reckoned as a jolly little sister. Joyce, evidently, had been swept off

her feet by young Moxon. Suppose, too, that Moxon, a clever chap, had

been captivated by her? Could he attend their wedding with satisfaction?

Most emphatically—no! He did not ask himself what his feelings would be

if Tom Challoner were leading Joyce to the altar.

After dinner a round game was played, so Lionel had no chance of getting

Joyce alone. The guests left early, and the Squire said, with a sigh of

relief:

“That’s well over. Hamlin drank lemonade. Depend upon it, lemonade

irrigates his perversity. Beastly sour stuff! Joyce seems to like this

jute-manufacture’s son. We may have a wedding in the village. Very

suitable match.”

Lady Pomfret nodded. She observed, out of the corner of her eye, that

her son was pulling savagely at a small moustache.

Lionel played one game of billiards with his father, and was handsomely

beaten. Then he went to bed, but not to sleep. He tossed uneasily

between his lavender-scented sheets, growing more and more irritable.

Had Joyce gone out of his life? In India, upon a night much warmer than

this, he had lain awake thinking of jolly hours spent alone with Joyce.

They would fish and ride together, with lashin’s of tennis. Did she

avoid him purposely? In the old days, she popped in and out of the Hall

like a kitten. Was she waiting now to be asked formally to come to

luncheon or tea? Could it be possible that she was engaged to this

chemist? No, no, Hamlin was the last man to countenance a secret

engagement; and Joyce was incapable of keeping a fact of such importance

from her father. Moxon—confound him!—and Joyce were not engaged, but

they might be in a few days or so.

He got out of bed, lit a pipe, and cooled himself by the open window. A

nightingale trilled a few notes, the broken song of late June. Lionel

was in no sentimental mood. The nightingale singing to his mate provoked

an absurd image of Moxon talking to Joyce about coal-tar products.

He cursed Moxon; and ordered the nightingale to “shut up.”

Then he laughed himself into a happier humour. Why should he care? Ten

to one, he had found a mare’s nest. Girls were not enthusiastic about

fellows they were fond of. Rather the contrary! Six to four Moxon was

engaged to some freckle-faced lassie in Dundee. He felt remorse when the

nightingale stopped singing. He leaned far out of the window and said

clearly:

“I’m sorry, old chap; you go on singing to your missus.”

But the nightingale was huffed—and didn’t.

Owls hooted and hunted through the darkness. Male and female hunted

together; for the first brood, now feathering nicely, were hatching out

the second lot of eggs with their soft, warm little bodies. From the

shrubberies came the hoarse cry of the nightjar, who moves the babies

each night to a different nursery. Lionel felt more at ease in mind and

body. The night was so still that he could just hear the rumble of a

distant train speeding towards Salisbury. He thought of the people in

the train, rushing on to adventures and misadventures, to new joys and

old sorrows. Pace—progress—change! What a trinity!

He found himself yawning. He was almost dozing. The sand from the

suburbs of slumber tingled in his eyes. The nightingale, still silent,

may have heard his last words just audible to the sensitive ear:

“Good night, you jolly old world.”

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