I intended to go to Lady Hardwicke's, [1] but won't. I always begin the

day with a bias towards going to parties; but, as the evening advances,

my stimulus fails, and I hardly ever go out--and, when I do, always

regret it. This might have been a pleasant one;--at least, the hostess

is a very superior woman. Lady Lansdowne's [2] to-morrow--Lady

Heathcote's [3] Wednesday. Um!--I must spur myself into going to some of

them, or it will look like rudeness, and it is better to do as other

people do--confound them!

Redde Machiavel, [4] parts of Chardin, and Sismondi, and Bandello--by

starts. Redde the _Edinburgh_, 44, just come out. In the beginning of

the article on Edgeworth's _Patronage_, I have gotten a high compliment,

I perceive. [5] Whether this is creditable to me, I know not; but it

does honour to the editor, because he once abused me. Many a man will

retract praise; none but a high-spirited mind will revoke its censure,

or _can_ praise the man it has once attacked. I have often, since my

return to England, heard Jeffrey most highly commended by those who know

him for things independent of his talents. I admire him for _this_--not

because he has _praised me_ (I have been so praised elsewhere and

abused, alternately, that mere habit has rendered me as indifferent to

both as a man at twenty-six can be to any thing), but because he is,

perhaps, the _only man_ who, under the relations in which he and I

stand, or stood, with regard to each other, would have had the

liberality to act thus; none but a great soul dared hazard it. The

height on which he stands has not made him giddy;--a little scribbler

would have gone on cavilling to the end of the chapter. As to the

justice of his panegyric, that is matter of taste. There are plenty to

question it, and glad, too, of the opportunity.

Lord Erskine called to-day. He means to carry down his reflections on

the war--or rather wars--to the present day. I trust that he will. Must

send to Mr. Murray to get the binding of my copy of his pamphlet

finished, as Lord E. has promised me to correct it, and add some

marginal notes to it. Any thing in his handwriting will be a treasure,

which will gather compound interest from years. Erskine has high

expectations of Mackintosh's promised History. Undoubtedly it must be a

classic, when finished. [6]

Sparred with Jackson again yesterday morning, and shall to-morrow. I

feel all the better for it, in spirits, though my arms and shoulders are

very stiff from it. Mem. to attend the pugilistic dinner:--Marquess

Huntley [7] is in the chair.

Lord Erskine thinks that ministers must be in peril of going out. So

much the better for him. To me it is the same who are in or out;--we

want something more than a change of ministers, and some day we will

have it.

I remember, in riding from Chrisso to Castri (Delphos), along the sides

of Parnassus, I saw six eagles in the air. It is uncommon to see so many

together; and it was the number--not the species, which is common

enough--that excited my attention.

The last bird I ever fired at was an _eaglet_, on the shore of the Gulf

of Lepanto, near Vostitza. It was only wounded, and I tried to save it,

the eye was so bright; but it pined, and died in a few days; and I never

did since, and never will, attempt the death of another bird. I wonder

what put these two things into my head just now? I have been reading

Sismondi, and there is nothing there that could induce the recollection.

I am mightily taken with Braccio di Montone, Giovanni Galeazzo, and

Eccelino. But the last is _not_ Bracciaferro (of the same name), Count

of Ravenna, whose history I want to trace. There is a fine engraving in

Lavater, from a picture by Fuseli, of _that_ Ezzelin, over the body of

Meduna, punished by him for a _hitch_ in her constancy during his

absence in the Crusades. He was right--but I want to know the story. [8]

[Footnote 1: Philip Yorke, third Earl of Hardwicke, married, in 1782,

Elizabeth, daughter of the fifth Earl of Balcarres.]

[Footnote 2: Louisa Emma, daughter of the second Earl of Ilchester, was

married, in 1808, to the Marquis of Lansdowne, at that time Lord Henry

Petty.]

[Footnote 3: Katherine Sophia, daughter of John Manners, of Grantham

Grange, co. Lincoln, was married, in 1793, to Sir Gilbert Heathcote.]

[Footnote 4: Machiavelli's 'Opere', 13 vols., 'in russia, Milan' (1804);

Sismondi's 'De la Littérature du Midi', 4 vols., 'in russia', Paris

(1813); and Chardin's 'Voyages en Perse', 10 vols. and Atlas (1811),

appear in the Catalogue of Sale.]

[Footnote 5:

"It is no slight consolation to us, while suffering under alternate

reproaches for ill-timed severity, and injudicious praise, to reflect

that no very mischievous effects have as yet resulted to the

literature of the country, from this imputed misbehaviour on our part.

Powerful genius, we are persuaded, will not be repressed even by

unjust castigation; nor will the most excessive praise that can be

lavished by sincere admiration ever abate the efforts that are fitted

to attain to excellence. Our alleged severity upon a youthful

production has not prevented the noble author from becoming the first

poet of his time."

'Edinburgh Review', vol. xxii. p. 416.]

[Footnote 6: Mackintosh wrote (1) a 'History of England' for Lardner's

'Cabinet Cyclopaedia' (1830); (2) a 'History of the Revolution in

England' (1834).]

[Footnote 7: Afterwards fifth, and last, Duke of Gordon. He died in May,

1836.]

[Footnote 8:

"Fuseli's picture of Ezzelin Bracciaferro musing over Meduna, slain by

him for disloyalty during his absence in the Holy Land, was exhibited

at the Royal Academy in 1780. Mr. Knowles, in his 'Life' of the

painter, relates the following anecdote: 'Fuseli frequently invented

the subject of his pictures without the aid of the poet or historian,

as in his composition of Ezzelin, Belisaire, and some others: these he

denominated "philosophical ideas intuitive, or sentiment personified."

On one occasion he was much amused by the following inquiry of Lord

Byron: "I have been looking in vain, Mr. Fuseli, for some months, in

the poets and historians of Italy, for the subject of your picture of

Ezzelin: pray where is it to be found?" "Only in my brain, my Lord,"

was the answer: "for I invented it"' (vol. i. p. 403)" (Moore).]

* * * * *

Tuesday, March 22.

Last night, _party_ at Lansdowne House. To-night, _party_ at Lady

Charlotte Greville's [1]--deplorable waste of time, and something of

temper. Nothing imparted--nothing acquired--talking without ideas:--if

any thing like _thought_ in my mind, it was not on the subjects on which

we were gabbling. Heigho!--and in this way half London pass what is

called life. To-morrow there is Lady Heathcote's--shall I go? yes--to

punish myself for not having a pursuit.

Let me see--what did I see? The only person who much struck me was Lady

S--d's [Stafford's] eldest daughter, Lady C. L. [2] [Charlotte Leveson].

They say she is _not_ pretty. I don't know--every thing is pretty that

pleases; but there is an air of _soul_ about her--and her colour

changes--and there is that shyness of the antelope (which I delight in)

in her manner so much, that I observed her more than I did any other

woman in the rooms, and only looked at any thing else when I thought she

might perceive and feel embarrassed by my scrutiny. After all, there may

be something of association in this. She is a friend of Augusta's, and

whatever she loves I can't help liking.

Her mother, the Marchioness, talked to me a little; and I was twenty

times on the point of asking her to introduce me to _sa fille_, but I

stopped short. This comes of that affray with the Carlisles.

Earl Grey told me laughingly of a paragraph in the last _Moniteur_,

which has stated, among other symptoms of rebellion, some particulars of

the _sensation_ occasioned in all our government gazettes by the "tear"

lines,--_only_ amplifying, in its re-statement, an epigram (by the by,

no epigram except in the _Greek_ acceptation of the word) into a

_roman_. I wonder the _Couriers_, etc., etc., have not translated that

part of the _Moniteur_, with additional comments. [3]

The Princess of Wales has requested Fuseli to paint from 'The

Corsair'--leaving to him the choice of any passage for the subject: so

Mr. Locke tells me. Tired, jaded, selfish, and supine--must go to bed.

_Roman_, at least _Romance_, means a song sometimes, as in the Spanish.

I suppose this is the _Moniteur's_ meaning, unless he has confused it

with 'The Corsair'.

[Footnote 1: Daughter of William Henry Cavendish, third Duke of

Portland, married, in 1793, to Charles Greville.]

[Footnote 2: Afterwards Countess of Surrey.]

[Footnote 3:

"Londres le 9 Mars... On vient de publier une caricature insolente et

grossiere centre le mariage projeté (de la Princesse de Galles) et

centre le Prince d'Orange. En commentant cette gravure, le 'Town Talk'

a osé avancer que la Princesse Charlotte détestait son époux futur, et

que ses véritables affections étaient sacrifices à des vues

politiques. Le Lord Byron a fait de ce bruit populaire le sujet d'une

romance."

'Moniteur', 17 Mars, 1814.]

* * * * *

Albany, March 28.

This night got into my new apartments, [1] rented of Lord Althorpe, on a

lease of seven years. Spacious, and room for my books and sabres. _In_

the _house_, too, another advantage. The last few days, or whole week,

have been very abstemious, regular in exercise, and yet very _un_well.

Yesterday, dined _tête-à-tête_ at the Cocoa with Scrope Davies--sat from

six till midnight--drank between us one bottle of champagne and six of

claret, neither of which wines ever affect me. Offered to take Scrope

home in my carriage; but he was tipsy and pious, and I was obliged to

leave him on his knees praying to I know not what purpose or pagod. No

headach, nor sickness, that night nor to-day. Got up, if any thing,

earlier than usual--sparred with Jackson _ad sudorem_, and have been

much better in health than for many days. I have heard nothing more from

Scrope. Yesterday paid him four thousand eight hundred pounds, a debt of

some standing, and which I wished to have paid before. My mind is much

relieved by the removal of that _debit_.

Augusta wants me to make it up with Carlisle. I have refused _every_

body else, but I can't deny her any thing;--so I must e'en do it, though

I had as lief "drink up Eisel--eat a crocodile." [2] Let me see--Ward,

the Hollands, the Lambs, Rogers, etc., etc.,--every body, more or less,

have been trying for the last two years to accommodate this _couplet_

quarrel, to no purpose. I shall laugh if Augusta succeeds.

Redde a little of many things--shall get in all my books to-morrow.

Luckily this room will hold them--with "ample room and verge, etc., the

characters of hell to trace." [3] I must set about some employment soon;

my heart begins to eat _itself_ again.

[Footnote 1: In 1804 Albany House, in Piccadilly, long occupied by the

Duke of York and Albany, was converted into sets of bachelor chambers,

and the gardens behind were also built over with additional suites of

rooms. Byron's were in the original house on the ground floor, No. 2.

Moore, writing to Rogers, April 12, 1814 ('Memoirs, etc'., vol. viii. p.

176), says,

"Lord Byron, as you know, has removed into Albany, and lives in an

apartment, I should think thirty by forty feet."]

[Footnote 2: 'Hamlet', act v. sc. 1, line 299.]

[Footnote 3:

"Give ample room, and verge enough

The characters of hell to trace."

Gray, 'The Bard', lines 51, 52.]

* * * * *

April 8.

Out of town six days. On my return, found my poor little pagod,

Napoleon, pushed off his pedestal;--the thieves are in Paris. It is his

own fault. Like Milo, he would rend the oak; [1] but it closed again,

wedged his hands, and now the beasts--lion, bear, down to the dirtiest

jackal--may all tear him. That Muscovite winter _wedged_ his arms;--ever

since, he has fought with his feet and teeth. The last may still leave

their marks; and "I guess now" (as the Yankees say) that he will yet

play them a pass. He is in their rear--between them and their homes.

Query--will they ever reach them?

[Footnote 1: He adopted this thought afterwards in his 'Ode to

Napoleon', as well as most of the historical examples in the following

paragraph:

"He who of old would rend the oak,

Dream'd not of the rebound;

Chain'd by the trunk he vainly broke--

Alone--how look'd he round?"]

* * * * *

Saturday, April 9, 1814.

I mark this day!

Napoleon Buonaparte has abdicated the throne of the world. "Excellent

well." Methinks Sylla did better; for he revenged and resigned in the

height of his sway, red with the slaughter of his foes--the finest

instance of glorious contempt of the rascals upon record. Dioclesian did

well too--Amurath not amiss, had he become aught except a

dervise--Charles the Fifth but so so--but Napoleon, worst of all. What!

wait till they were in his capital, and then talk of his readiness to

give up what is already gone!! "What whining monk art thou--what holy

cheat?" [1] 'Sdeath!--Dionysius at Corinth was yet a king to this. The

"Isle of Elba" to retire to!--Well--if it had been Caprea, I should have

marvelled less. "I see men's minds are but a parcel of their fortunes."

[2] I am utterly bewildered and confounded.

I don't know--but I think _I_, even _I_ (an insect compared with this

creature), have set my life on casts not a millionth part of this man's.

But, after all, a crown may be not worth dying for. Yet, to outlive

_Lodi_ for this!!!

Oh that Juvenal or Johnson could rise from the dead! _Expende--quot

libras in duce summo invenies_? [3] I knew they were light in the

balance of mortality; but I thought their living dust weighed more

_carats_. [4] Alas! this imperial diamond hath a flaw in it, and is now

hardly fit to stick in a glazier's pencil:--the pen of the historian

won't rate it worth a ducat.

Psha! "something too much of this." [5] But I won't give him up even

now; though all his admirers have, "like the thanes, fallen from him."

[6]

[Footnote 1: In Otway's 'Venice Preserved' (act iv. sc. 2), Pierre says

to Jaffier, who had betrayed him:

"What whining monk art thou? What holy cheat?

That would'st encroach upon my credulous ears,

And cant'st thus vilely! Hence! I know thee not!"]

[Footnote 2:

"I see, men's judgements are a parcel of their fortunes."

'Antony and Cleopatra', act iii. sc. II, line 32.]

[Footnote 3:

"Expende Hannibalem: quot libras in duce summo

Invenies?"

Juvenal, 'Sat'. x. 147.

"Produce the urn that Hannibal contains,

And weigh the mighty dust which yet remains:

'And is this all?'"

Gifford's 'Juvenal' (ed. 1802), vol. ii. pp. 338, 339.]

[Footnote 4:

"In the Statistical Account of Scotland, I find that Sir John Paterson

had the curiosity to collect, and weigh, the ashes of a person

discovered a few years since in the parish of Eccles. Wonderful to

relate, he found the whole did not exceed in weight one ounce and a

half! 'And is this all'!"

Gifford's 'Juvenal, ut supra'.]

[Footnote 5: 'Hamlet', act iii. sc. 2.]

[Footnote 6: 'Macbeth', act v. sc. 3,

"Doctor, the thanes fly from me!"]

* * * * *

April 10.

I do not know that I am happiest when alone; but this I am sure of, that

I never am long in the society even of _her_ I love, (God knows too

well, and the devil probably too,) without a yearning for the company of

my lamp and my utterly confused and tumbled-over library. Even in the

day, I send away my carriage oftener than I use or abuse it. _Per

esempio_,--I have not stirred out of these rooms for these four days

past: but I have sparred for exercise (windows open) with Jackson an

hour daily, to attenuate and keep up the ethereal part of me. The more

violent the fatigue, the better my spirits for the rest of the day; and

then, my evenings have that calm nothingness of languor, which I most

delight in. To-day I have boxed an hour--written an ode to Napoleon

Buonaparte--copied it--eaten six biscuits--drunk four bottles of soda

water [1]--redde away the rest of my time--besides giving poor [?

Webster] a world of advice about this mistress of his, who is plaguing

him into a phthisic and intolerable tediousness. I am a pretty fellow

truly to lecture about "the sect." No matter, my counsels are all thrown

away.

[Footnote 1: The following is one of Byron's bills for soda water:

Lord Byron to R. Shipwash, 27 St. Albans St.

1814-- s. d.

4 Octr. 2 Doz. Soda Water 11 0

7 " 2 Doz. do. do. 11 0

13 " 2 Doz. do. do. 11 0

20 " 2 Doz. do. do. 11 0

25 2 Doz. do. do. 11 0

30 " 2 Doz. do. do. 11 0

9 Decr. 2 Doz. do. do. 11 0

14 " 2 Doz. do. do. 11 0

17 " 2 Doz. do. do. 11 0

22 " 2 Doz. do. do. 11 0

6 1 0

[overstrike 1 7 6]

[overstrike 4 13 6]

25th Decr. 1814

Recd. R. Shipwash.

* * * * *

April 19, 1814.

There is ice at both poles, north and south--all extremes are the

same--misery belongs to the highest and the lowest only, to the emperor

and the beggar, when unsixpenced and unthroned. There is, to be sure, a

damned insipid medium--an equinoctial line--no one knows where, except

upon maps and measurement.

"And all our yesterdays have lighted fools

The way to dusty death." [1]

I will keep no further journal of that same hesternal torch-light; and,

to prevent me from returning, like a dog, to the vomit of memory, I tear

out the remaining leaves of this volume, and write, in _Ipecacuanha_,

--"that the Bourbons are restored!!!"--"Hang up philosophy." [2] To be

sure, I have long despised myself and man, but I never spat in the face

of my species before--"O fool! I shall go mad." [3]

[Footnote 1: 'Macbeth', act v. sc. 5, line 22.]

[Footnote 2: 'Romeo and Juliet', act iii. sc. 3.]

[Footnote 3: 'King Lear', act ii. sc. 4.]

* * * * *

APPENDIX I.

ARTICLES FROM 'THE MONTHLY REVIEW'.

1. 'POEMS', BY W. R. SPENCER. (VOL. 67, 1812, PP. 54-60.)

Art. VII. Poems by William Robert Spencer. 8vo. 10s. Boards. Cadell and

Davies. 1811.

The author of this well-printed volume has more than once been

introduced to our readers, and is known to rank among that class of

poetical persons who have never been highly favoured by stern criticism.

The "mob of gentlemen who write with ease" has indeed of late years

(like other mobs) become so importunate, as to threaten an alarming

rivalry to the regular body of writers who are not fortunate enough to

be either easy or genteel. Hence the jaundiced eye with which the real

author regards the red Morocco binding of the presumptuous

"Littérateur;" we say, _the binding_, for into the book itself he cannot

condescend to look, at least not beyond the frontispiece.--Into Mr.

Spencer's volume, however, he may dip farther, and will find sufficient

to give him pleasure or pain, in proportion to his own candour. It

consists chiefly of "_Vers de Société_," calculated to prove very

delightful to a large circle of fashionable acquaintance, and pleasing

to a limited number of vulgar purchasers. These last, indeed, may be

rude enough to expect something more for their specie during the present

scarcity of change, than lines to "Young Poets and Poetesses," "Epitaphs

upon Years," Poems "to my Grammatical Niece," "Epistle from Sister Dolly

in Cascadia to Sister Tanny in Snowdonia," etc.: but we doubt not that a

long list of persons of quality, wit, and honour, "in town and country,"

who are here addressed, will be highly pleased with themselves and with

the poet who has _shewn them off_ in a very handsome volume: as will

doubtless the "Butterfly at the end of Winter," provided that he is

fortunate enough to survive the present inclemencies. We are, however,

by no means convinced that the Bellman will relish Mr. S.'s usurpation

of a "Christmas Carol;" which looks so very like his own, that we advise

him immediately to put in his claim, and it will be universally allowed.

With the exception of these and similar productions, the volume contains

poems eminently beautiful; some which have been already published, and

others that are well worthy of present publication. Of "Leonora," with

which it opens, we made our report many years ago (in vol. xx. N.S. p.

451): but our readers, perhaps, will not be sorry to see another short

extract. We presume that they are well acquainted with the story, and

therefore select one of the central passages:

"See, where fresh blood-gouts mat the green,

Yon wheel its reeking points advance;

There, by the moon's wan light half seen,

Grim ghosts of tombless murderers dance.

'Come, spectres of the guilty dead,

With us your goblin morris ply,

Come all in festive dance to tread,

Ere on the bridal couch we lie.'

"Forward th' obedient phantoms push,

Their trackless footsteps rustle near,

In sound like autumn winds that rush

Through withering oak or beech-wood sere.

With lightning's force the courser flies,

Earth shakes his thund'ring hoofs beneath,

Dust, stones, and sparks, in whirlwind rise,

And horse and horseman heave for breath.

"Swift roll the moon-light scenes away,

Hills chasing hills successive fly;

E'en stars that pave th' eternal way,

Seem shooting to a backward sky.

'Fear'st thou, my love? the moon shines clear;

Hurrah! how swiftly speed the dead!

The dead does Leonora fear?

Oh God! oh leave, oh leave the dead!'"

Such a specimen of "the Terrible" will place the merit of the poem in a

proper point of view: but we do not think that some of the alterations

in this copy of Leonora are altogether so judicious as Mr. S.'s

well-known taste had led us to expect. "Reviving Friendship" (p. 5) is

perhaps less expressive than "Relenting," as it once stood; and the

phrase, "ten thousand _furlowed_ heroes" ('ibid'.), throws a new light

on the heroic character. It is extremely proper that heroes should have

"furlows," since school-boys have holidays, and lawyers have long

vacations: but we very much question whether young gentlemen of the

scholastic, legal, or heroic calling, would be flattered by any epithet

derived from the relaxation of their respectable pursuits. We should

feel some hesitation in telling an interesting youth, of any given

battalion from Portugal, that he was a "furlowed hero," lest he should

prove to us that his "furlow" had by no means impaired his "heroism."

The old epithet, "war-worn," was more adapted to heroism and to poetry;

and, if we mistake not, it has very recently been superseded by an

epithet which precludes "otium cum dignitate" from the soldier, without

imparting either ease or dignity to the verse. Why is "horse and

horsemen _pant_ for breath" changed to "_heave_ for breath," unless for

the alliteration of the too tempting aspirate? "Heaving" is appropriate

enough to coals and to sighs, but "panting" _belongs_ to successful

lovers and spirited horses; and why should Mr. S.'s horse and horseman

not have panted as heretofore?

The next poem in arrangement as well as in merit is the "Year of

Sorrow;" to which we offered a tribute of praise in our 45th vol. N.S.

p. 288.--We are sorry to observe that the compliment paid to Mr.

Wedgewood by a "late traveller" (see note, p. 50), viz. that "an

Englishman in journeying from Calais to Ispahan may have his dinner

served every day on Wedgewood's ware," is no longer a matter of fact. It

has lately been the good or evil fortune of one of our travelling

department to pass near to Calais, and to have journeyed through divers

Paynim lands to no very remote distance from Ispahan; and neither in the

palace of the Pacha nor in the caravanserai of the traveller, nor in the

hut of the peasant, was he so favoured as to masticate his pilaff from

that fashionable service. Such is, in this and numerous other instances,

the altered state of the continent and of Europe, since the annotation

of the "late traveller;" and on the authority of a _later_, we must

report that the ware has been all broken since the former passed that

way. We wish that we could efficiently exhort Mr. Wedgewood to send out

a fresh supply, on all the _turnpike roads_ by the route of Bagdad, for

the convenience of the "latest travellers."

Passing over the "Chorus from Euripides," which might as well have slept

in quiet with the rest of the author's school-exercises, we come to "the

Visionary," which we gladly extract as a very elegant specimen of the

lighter poems:

"When midnight o'er the moonless skies

Her pall of transient death has spread,

When mortals sleep, when spectres rise,

And nought is wakeful but the dead!

"No bloodless shape my way pursues,

No sheeted ghost my couch annoys.

Visions more sad my fancy views,

Visions of long departed joys!

"The shade of youthful hope is there,

That linger'd long, and latest died;

Ambition all dissolved to air,

With phantom honours at her side.

"What empty shadows glimmer nigh!

They once were friendship, truth, and love!

Oh, die to thought, to mem'ry die,

Since lifeless to my heart ye prove!"

We cannot forbear adding the beautiful stanzas in pages 166, 167:

"To THE LADY ANNE HAMILTON.

"Too late I staid, forgive the crime,

Unheeded flew the hours;

How noiseless falls the foot of Time,

That only treads on flow'rs!

"What eye with clear account remarks

The ebbing of his glass,

When all its sands are di'mond sparks,

That dazzle as they pass?

"Ah! who to sober measurement

Time's happy swiftness brings,

When birds of Paradise have lent

Their plumage for his wings?"

The far greater part of the volume, however, contains pieces which can

be little gratifying to the public:--some are pretty; and all are

besprinkled with "gems," and "roses," and "birds," and "diamonds," and

such like cheap poetical adornments, as are always to be obtained at no

great expense of thought or of metre.--It is happy for the author that

these _bijoux_ are presented to persons of high degree; countesses,

foreign and domestic; "Maids of Honour to Louisa Landgravine of Hesse

D'Armstadt;" Lady Blank, and Lady Asterisk, besides---, and---, and

others anonymous; who are exactly the kind of people to be best pleased

with these sparkling, shining, fashionable trifles. We will solace our

readers with three stanzas of the soberest of these odes:

"ADDRESSED TO LADY SUSAN FINCASTLE, NOW COUNTESS OF DUNMORE.

"What ails you, Fancy? you're become

Colder than Truth, than Reason duller!

Your wings are worn, your chirping's dumb,

And ev'ry plume has lost its colour.

"You droop like geese, whose cacklings cease

When dire St. Michael they remember,

Or like some _bird_ who just has heard

That Fin's preparing for September?

"Can you refuse your sweetest spell

When I for Susan's praise invoke you?

What, sulkier still? you pout and swell

As if that lovely name would choke you."

We are to suppose that "Fin preparing for September" is the lady with

whose "lovely name" Fancy runs some risk of being "choked;" and, really,

if _killing partridges_ formed a part of her Ladyship's accomplishments,

both "Fancy" and Feeling were in danger of a quinsey. Indeed, the whole

of these stanzas are couched in that most exquisite irony, in which Mr.

S. has more than once succeeded. All the songs to "persons of quality"

seem to be written on that purest model, "the song by a person of

quality;" whose stanzas have not been fabricated in vain. This sedulous

imitation extends even to the praise of things inanimate:

"When an Eden zephyr hovers

O'er a slumb'ring cherub's lyre,

Or when sighs of seraph lovers

Breathe upon th' unfinger'd wire."

If namby-pamby still leads to distinction, Mr. S., like Ambrose

Phillips, will be "preferred for wit."

"Heav'n must hear--a bloom more tender

Seems to tint the wreath of May,

Lovelier beams the noon-day splendour,

Brighter dew-drops gem the spray!

"Is the breath of angels moving

O'er each flow'ret's heighten'd hue?

Are their smiles the day improving,

Have their tears enrich'd the dew?"

Here we have "angels' tears," and "breath," and "smiles," and "Eden

zephyrs," "sighs of seraph lovers," and "lyres of slumbering cherubs,"

dancing away to "the Pedal Harp!" How strange it is that Thomson, in his

stanzas on the Æolian lyre (see the 'Castle of Indolence'), never

dreamed of such things, but left all these prettinesses to the last of

the Cruscanti!

One of the best pieces in the volume is an "Epistle to T. Moore, Esq.,"

which though disfigured with "Fiends on sulphur nurst," and "_Hell's

chillest Winter_" ("poor Tom's a'-cold!"), and some other vagaries of

the same sort, forms a pleasant specimen of poetical friendship.--We

give the last ten lines:

"The triflers think your varied powers

Made only for life's gala bow'rs,

To smooth Reflection's mentor-frown,

Or Pillow joy on softer down.--

Fools!--yon blest orb not only glows

To chase the cloud, or paint the rose;

_These_ are the pastimes of his might,

Earth's torpid bosom drinks his light;

Find there his wondrous pow'r's true measure,

Death turn'd to life, and dross to treasure!"

We have now arrived at Mr. Spencer's French and Italian poesy; the

former of which is written sometimes in new and sometimes in old French,

and, occasionally, in a kind of tongue neither old nor new. We offer a

sample of the two former:

"'QU'EST CE QUE C'EST QUE LE GENIE?'

"Brillant est cet esprit privé de sentiment;

Mais ce n'est qu'un soleil trop vif et trop constant,

Tendre est ce sentiment qu' aucun esprit n'anime,

Mais ce n'est qu'un jour doux, que trop de pluie abime!

Quand un brillant esprit de ses rares couleurs,

Orne du sentiment les aimables douleurs,

Un _Phenomêne_ en nait, le plus beau de la vie!

C'est alors que les ris en se mélant aux pleurs,

Font ces _Iris de l'ame_, appellê le Genie!"

"C'y gist un povre menestrel,

Occis par maint ennuict cruel--

Ne plains pas trop sa destinée--

N'est icy que son corps mortel:

Son ame est toujours à Gillwell,

Et n'est ce pas là l'Elyséé?"

We think that Mr. Spencer's Italian rhymes are better finished than his

French; and indeed the facility of composing in that most poetical of

all languages must be obvious: but, as a composer in Italian, he and all

other Englishmen are much inferior to Mr. Mathias. It is very

perceptible in many of Mr. S.'s smaller pieces that he has suffered his

English versification to be vitiated with Italian 'concetti'; and we

should have been better pleased with his compositions in a foreign

language, had they not induced him to corrupt his mother-tongue. Still

we would by no means utterly proscribe these excursions into other

languages; though they remind us occasionally of that aspiring Frenchman

who placed in his grounds the following inscription in honour of

Shenstone and the Leasowes:

"See this stone

For William Shenstone--

Who planted groves rural,

And wrote verse natural!"

The above lines were displayed by the worthy proprietor, in the pride of

his heart, to all English travellers, as a tribute of respect for the

resemblance of his paternal chateau to the Leasowes, and a striking

coincidence between Shenstone's versification and his own.--We do not

mean to insinuate that Mr. Spencer's French verses ("_Cy gist un povre

menestrel,"_ with an Urn inscribed W. R. S. at the top) are _precisely_

a return in kind for the quatrain above quoted: but we place it as a

beacon to all young gentlemen of poetical propensities on the French

Parnassus. Few would proceed better on the Gallic Pegasus, than the

Anglo-troubadour on ours.

We now take our leave of Mr. Spencer, without being blind to his errors

or insensible to his merits. As a poet, he may be placed rather below

Mr. Moore and somewhat above Lord Strangford; and if his volume meet

with half their number of purchasers, he will have no reason to complain

either of our judgment or of his own success.

* * * * *

ARTICLES FROM THE MONTHLY REVIEW.

2. NEGLECTED GENIUS, BY W.H. IRELAND.

(VOL. 70, 1813, PP. 203-205.)

Art. XV. 'Neglected Genius:' a Poem. Illustrating the untimely and

unfortunate Fall of many British Poets; from the Period of Henry VIII.

to the Æra of the unfortunate Chatterton. Containing Imitations of their

different Styles, etc., etc. By W.H. Ireland, Author of the

'Fisher-Soy', 'Sailor-Boy', 'Cottage-Girl', etc., etc., etc. 8vo. pp.

175. 8s. Boards. Sherwood & Co. 1812.

This volume, professing in a moderately long title-page to be

"illustrative of the untimely and unfortunate fate of _many_ British

Poets," might with great propriety include the author among the number;

for if his "imitations of their different styles" resemble the

originals, the consequent starvation of "many British poets" is a doom

which is calculated to excite pity rather than surprize. The book opens

with a dedication to the present, and a Monody on the late Duke of

Devonshire (one of the neglected bards, we presume, on whom the author

holds his inquest), in which it were difficult to say whether the

"enlightened understanding" of the living or the "intellect" of the

deceased nobleman is more justly appreciated or more elegantly

eulogized. Lest the Monody should be mistaken for anything but itself,

of which there was little danger, it is dressed in marginal mourning,

like a dying speech, or an American Gazette after a defeat. The

following is a specimen--the poet is addressing the Duchess:

"Chaste widow'd Mourner, still with tears bedew

That sacred Urn, which can imbue

Thy worldly thoughts, thus kindling mem'ry's glow:

Each retrospective virtue, fadeless beam,

Embalms thy _Truth_ in heavenly dream,

To soothe the bosom's agonizing woe.

"Yet soft--more poignantly to wake the soul,

And ev'ry pensive thought controul,

Truth shall with energy his worth proclaim;

Here I'll record his _philanthropic mind_,

Eager to bless all human kind,

Yet _modest shrinking_ from the voice of _Fame_.

"As _Patriot_ view him shun the courtly crew,

And dauntless ever keep in view

That bright palladium, England's dear renown.

The people's Freedom and the Monarch's good,

Purchas'd with Patriotic blood,

The surest safeguard of the state and crown.

"Or now behold his glowing soul extend,

To shine the polish'd social _friend_;

His country's _matchless Prince_ his worth rever'd;

_Gigantic Fox_, true Freedom's darling child,

By kindred excellence beguil'd,

To lasting _amity_ the temple rear'd.

"As _Critic_ chaste, his judgment could explore

The beauties of poetic lore,

Or classic strains mellifluent infuse;

Yet glowing genius and expanded sense

Were crown'd with _innate diffidence_,

The sure attendant of a genuine muse."

Page 9 contains, forsooth, a very correct imitation of Milton:

"To thee, gigantic genius, next I'll sound;

The clarion string, and fill fame's vasty round;

'Tis _Milton_ beams upon the wond'ring sight,

Rob'd in the splendour of Apollo's light;

As when from ocean bursting on the view,

His orb dispenses ev'ry brilliant hue,

Crowns with resplendent gold th' horizon wide,

And cloathes with countless gems the buoyant tide;

While through the boundless realms of æther blaze,

On spotless azure, streamy saffron rays:--

So o'er the world of genius _Milton_ shone,

Profound in science--as the bard--alone."

We must not pass over the imitative specimen of "Nahum Tate," because in

this the author approximates nearest to the style of his original:

"Friend of great _Dryden_, though of humble fame,

The Laureat Tate, shall here record his name;

Whose sorrowing numbers breath'd a nation's pain,

When death from mortal to immortal reign

Translated royal _Anne_, our island's boast,

Victorious sov'reign, dread of Gallia's host;

Whose arms by land and sea with fame were crown'd,

Whose statesmen grave for wisdom were renown'd,

Whose reign with science dignifies the page;

Bright noon of genius--_great Augustan age_.

Such was thy Queen, and such th' illustrious time

That nurs'd thy muse, and tun'd thy soul to rhyme;

Yet wast thou fated sorrow's shaft to bear,

Augmenting still this catalogue of care;

The gripe of penury thy bosom knew,

A gloomy jail obscur'd bright freedom's view;

So life's gay visions faded to thy sight,

Thy brilliant hopes enscarf'd in sorrow's night."

Where did Mr. Ireland learn that _hold fast_ and _ballâst_, _stir_ and

_hungêr_, _please_ and _kidnêys_, _plane_ and _capstâne_, _expose_ and

_windôws_, _forgot_ and _pilôt_, _sail on_ _and Deucalôn!_ (Lemprière

would have saved him a scourging at school by telling him that there was

an _i_ in the word), were legitimate Hudibrastic rhymes? (see pp. 116,

etc.). Chatterton is a great favourite of this imitative gentleman; and

Bristol, where he appears to have been held in no greater estimation

than Mr. Ireland himself deserves, is much vituperated in some sad

couplets, seemingly for this reason, "All for love, and a little for the

bottle," as Bannister's song runs,--"All for Chatterton, and a little

for myself," thinks Mr. Ireland.

The notes communicate, among other novelties, the new title of "Sir

Horace" to the Honourable H. Walpole: surely a perusal of the life of

the unfortunate boy, whose fate Mr. I. deplores, might have prevented

this piece of ignorance, twice repeated in the same page; and we wonder

at the malicious fun of the printer's devil in permitting it to stand,

for _he_ certainly knew better. We must be excused from a more detailed

notice of Mr. Ireland for the present; and indeed we hope to hear no

more of his lamentations, very sure that none but reviewers ever will

peruse them: unless, perhaps, the unfortunate persons of quality whom he

may henceforth single out as proper victims of future dedication. Though

his dedications are enough to kill the living, his anticipated monodies,

on the other hand, must add considerably to the natural dread of death

in such of his patrons as may be liable to common sense or to chronic

diseases.

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APPENDIX II.

PARLIAMENTARY SPEECHES.

1. DEBATE ON THE FRAME-WORK BILL, IN THE HOUSE OF LORDS, FEBRUARY 27,

1812.

The order of the day for the second reading of this Bill being read,

Lord BYRON rose, and (for the first time) addressed their Lordships as

follows:

My Lords,--The subject now submitted to your Lordships for the first

time, though new to the House, is by no means new to the country. I

believe it had occupied the serious thoughts of all descriptions of

persons, long before its introduction to the notice of that legislature,

whose interference alone could be of real service. As a person in some

degree connected with the suffering county, though a stranger not only

to this House in general, but to almost every individual whose attention

I presume to solicit, I must claim some portion of your Lordships'

indulgence, whilst I offer a few observations on a question in which I

confess myself deeply interested.

To enter into any detail of the riots would be superfluous: the House is

already aware that every outrage short of actual bloodshed has been

perpetrated, and that the proprietors of the frames obnoxious to the

rioters, and all persons supposed to be connected with them, have been

liable to insult and violence. During the short time I recently passed

in Nottinghamshire, not twelve hours elapsed without some fresh act of

violence; and on the day I left the county I was informed that forty

frames had been broken the preceding evening, as usual, without

resistance and without detection.

Such was then the state of that county, and such I have reason to

believe it to be at this moment. But whilst these outrages must be

admitted to exist to an alarming extent, it cannot be denied that they

have arisen from circumstances of the most unparalleled distress: the

perseverance of these miserable men in their proceedings tends to prove

that nothing but absolute want could have driven a large, and once

honest and industrious, body of the people, into the commission of

excesses so hazardous to themselves, their families, and the community.

At the time to which I allude, the town and county were burdened with

large detachments of the military; the police was in motion, the

magistrates assembled; yet all the movements, civil and military, had

led to--nothing. Not a single instance had occurred of the apprehension

of any real delinquent actually taken in the fact, against whom there

existed legal evidence sufficient for conviction. But the police,

however useless, were by no means idle: several notorious delinquents

had been detected,--men, liable to conviction, on the clearest

evidence, of the capital crime of poverty; men, who had been nefariously

guilty of lawfully begetting several children, whom, thanks to the

times! they were unable to maintain. Considerable injury has been done

to the proprietors of the improved frames. These machines were to them

an advantage, inasmuch as they superseded the necessity of employing a

number of workmen, who were left in consequence to starve. By the

adoption of one species of frame in particular, one man performed the

work of many, and the superfluous labourers were thrown out of

employment. Yet it is to be observed, that the work thus executed was

inferior in quality; not marketable at home, and merely hurried over

with a view to exportation. It was called, in the cant of the trade, by

the name of "Spider-work." The rejected workmen, in the blindness of

their ignorance, instead of rejoicing at these improvements in arts so

beneficial to mankind, conceived themselves to be sacrificed to

improvements in mechanism. In the foolishness of their hearts they

imagined that the maintenance and well-doing of the industrious poor

were objects of greater consequence than the enrichment of a few

individuals by any improvement, in the implements of trade, which threw

the workmen out of employment, and rendered the labourer unworthy of his

hire. And it must be confessed that although the adoption of the

enlarged machinery in that state of our commerce which the country once

boasted might have been beneficial to the master without being

detrimental to the servant; yet, in the present situation of our

manufactures, rotting in warehouses, without a prospect of exportation,

with the demand for work and workmen equally diminished, frames of this

description tend materially to aggravate the distress and discontent of

the disappointed sufferers. But the real cause of these distresses and

consequent disturbances lies deeper. When we are told that these men are

leagued together not only for the destruction of their own comfort, but

of their very means of subsistence, can we forget that it is the bitter

policy, the destructive warfare of the last eighteen years, which has

destroyed their comfort, your comfort, all men's comfort? that policy,

which, originating with "great statesmen now no more," has survived the

dead to become a curse on the living, unto the third and fourth

generation! These men never destroyed their looms till they were become

useless, worse than useless; till they were become actual impediments to

their exertions in obtaining their daily bread. Can you, then, wonder

that in times like these, when bankruptcy, convicted fraud, and imputed

felony are found in a station not far beneath that of your Lordships,

the lowest, though once most useful portion of the people, should forget

their duty in their distresses, and become only less guilty than one of

their representatives? But while the exalted offender can find means to

baffle the law, new capital punishments must be devised, new snares of

death must be spread for the wretched mechanic, who is famished into

guilt. These men were willing to dig, but the spade was in other hands:

they were not ashamed to beg, but there was none to relieve them: their

own means of subsistence were cut off, all other employments

pre-occupied; and their excesses, however to be deplored and condemned,

can hardly be subject of surprise.

It has been stated that the persons in the temporary possession of

frames connive at their destruction; if this be proved upon inquiry, it

were necessary that such material accessories to the crime should be

principals in the punishment. But I did hope, that any measure proposed

by his Majesty's government for your Lordships' decision, would have had

conciliation for its basis; or, if that were hopeless, that some

previous inquiry, some deliberation, would have been deemed requisite;

not that we should have been called at once, without examination and

without cause, to pass sentences by wholesale, and sign death-warrants

blindfold. But, admitting that these men had no cause of complaint; that

the grievances of them and their employers were alike groundless; that

they deserved the worst;--what inefficiency, what imbecility has been

evinced in the method chosen to reduce them! Why were the military

called out to be made a mockery of, if they were to be called out at

all? As far as the difference of seasons would permit, they have merely

parodied the summer campaign of Major Sturgeon; and, indeed, the whole

proceedings, civil and military, seemed on the model of those of the

mayor and corporation of Garratt.--Such marchings and countermarchings!

--from Nottingham to Bullwell, from Bullwell to Banford, from Banford to

Mansfield! And when at length the detachments arrived at their

destination, in all "the pride, pomp, and circumstance of glorious war,"

they came just in time to witness the mischief which had been done, and

ascertain the escape of the perpetrators, to collect the "'spolia

opima'" in the fragments of broken frames, and return to their quarters

amidst the derision of old women, and the hootings of children. Now,

though, in a free country, it were to be wished that our military should

never be too formidable, at least to ourselves, I cannot see the policy

of placing them in situations where they can only be made ridiculous. As

the sword is the worst argument that can be used, so should it be the

last. In this instance it has been the first; but providentially as yet

only in the scabbard. The present measure will, indeed, pluck it from

the sheath; yet had proper meetings been held in the earlier stages of

these riots, had the grievances of these men and their masters (for they

also had their grievances) been fairly weighed and justly examined, I do

think that means might have been devised to restore these workmen to

their avocations, and tranquillity to the county. At present the county

suffers from the double infliction of an idle military and a starving

population. In what state of apathy have we been plunged so long, that

now for the first time the House has been officially apprised of these

disturbances? All this has been transacting within 130 miles of London;

and yet we, "good easy men, have deemed full sure our greatness was

a-ripening," and have sat down to enjoy our foreign triumphs in the

midst of domestic calamity. But all the cities you have taken, all the

armies which have retreated before your leaders, are but paltry subjects

of self-congratulation, if your land divides against itself, and your

dragoons and your executioners must be let loose against your

fellow-citizens.--You call these men a mob, desperate, dangerous, and

ignorant; and seem to think that the only way to quiet the "'Bellua

multorum capitum'" is to lop off a few of its superfluous heads. But

even a mob may be better reduced to reason by a mixture of conciliation

and firmness, than by additional irritation and redoubled penalties. Are

we aware of our obligations to a mob? It is the mob that labour in your

fields and serve in your houses,--that man your navy, and recruit your

army,--that have enabled you to defy all the world, and can also defy

you when neglect and calamity have driven them to despair! You may call

the people a mob; but do not forget that a mob too often speaks the

sentiments of the people. And here I must remark, with what alacrity you

are accustomed to fly to the succour of your distressed allies, leaving

the distressed of your own country to the care of Providence or--the

parish. When the Portuguese suffered under the retreat of the French,

every arm was stretched out, every hand was opened, from the rich man's

largess to the widow's mite, all was bestowed, to enable them to rebuild

their villages and replenish their granaries. And at this moment, when

thousands of misguided but most unfortunate fellow-countrymen are

struggling with the extremes of hardships and hunger, as your charity

began abroad it should end at home. A much less sum, a tithe of the

bounty bestowed on Portugal, even if those men (which I cannot admit

without inquiry) could not have been restored to their employments,

would have rendered unnecessary the tender mercies of the bayonet and

the gibbet. But doubtless our friends have too many foreign claims to

admit a prospect of domestic relief; though never did such objects

demand it. I have traversed the seat of war in the Peninsula, I have

been in some of the most oppressed provinces of Turkey; but never under

the most despotic of infidel governments did I behold such squalid

wretchedness as I have seen since my return in the very heart of a

Christian country. And what are your remedies? After months of inaction,

and months of action worse than inactivity, at length comes forth the

grand specific, the never-failing nostrum of all state physicians, from

the days of Draco to the present time. After feeling the pulse and

shaking the head over the patient, prescribing the usual course of warm

water and bleeding,--the warm water of your mawkish police, and the

lancets of your military,--these convulsions must terminate in death,

the sure consummation of the prescriptions of all political Sangrados.

Setting aside the palpable injustice and the certain inefficiency of the

Bill, are there not capital punishments sufficient in your statutes? Is

there not blood enough upon your penal code, that more must be poured

forth to ascend to Heaven and testify against you? How will you carry

the Bill into effect? Can you commit a whole county to their own

prisons? Will you erect a gibbet in every field, and hang up men like

scarecrows? or will you proceed (as you must to bring this measure into

effect) by decimation? place the county under martial law? depopulate

and lay waste all around you? and restore Sherwood Forest as an

acceptable gift to the crown, in its former condition of a royal chase

and an asylum for outlaws? Are these the remedies for a starving and

desperate populace? Will the famished wretch who has braved your

bayonets be appalled by your gibbets? When death is a relief, and the

only relief it appears that you will afford him, will he be dragooned

into tranquillity? Will that which could not be effected by your

grenadiers be accomplished by your executioners? If you proceed by the

forms of law, where is your evidence?

Those who have refused to impeach their accomplices when transportation

only was the punishment, will hardly be tempted to witness against them

when death is the penalty. With all due deference to the noble lords

opposite, I think a little investigation, some previous inquiry, would

induce even them to change their purpose. That most favourite state

measure, so marvellously efficacious in many and recent instances,

temporising, would not be without its advantages in this. When a

proposal is made to emancipate or relieve, you hesitate, you deliberate

for years, you temporise and tamper with the minds of men; but a

death-bill must be passed off-hand, without a thought of the

consequences. Sure I am, from what I have heard, and from what I have

seen, that to pass the Bill under all the existing circumstances,

without inquiry, without deliberation, would only be to add injustice to

irritation, and barbarity to neglect. The framers of such a bill must be

content to inherit the honours of that Athenian law-giver whose edicts

were said to be written not in ink but in blood. But suppose it passed;

suppose one of these men, as I have seen them,--meagre with famine,

sullen with despair, careless of a life which your Lordships are perhaps

about to value at something less than the price of a stocking-frame;

--suppose this man surrounded by the children for whom he is unable to

procure bread at the hazard of his existence, about to be torn for ever

from a family which he lately supported in peaceful industry, and which

it is not his fault that he can no longer so support;--suppose this

man--and there are ten thousand such from whom you may select your

victims--dragged into court, to be tried for this new offence, by this

new law; still, there are two things wanting to convict and condemn him;

and these are, in my opinion,--twelve butchers for a jury, and a

Jeffreys for a judge!

* * * * *

2. DEBATE ON THE EARL OF DONOUGHMORE'S MOTION FOR A COMMITTEE ON THE

ROMAN CATHOLIC CLAIMS, APRIL 21, 1812.

[Byron's notes for a portion of his speech are in the possession of Mr.

Murray.]

Lord BYRON rose and said:

My Lords,--The question before the House has been so frequently, fully,

and ably discussed, and never perhaps more ably than on this night, that

it would be difficult to adduce new arguments for or against it. But

with each discussion difficulties have been removed, objections have

been canvassed and refuted, and some of the former opponents of Catholic

emancipation have at length conceded to the expediency of relieving the

petitioners. In conceding thus much, however, a new objection is

started; it is not the time, say they, or it is an improper time, or

there is time enough yet. In some degree I concur with those who say it

is not the time exactly; that time is past; better had it been for the

country that the Catholics possessed at this moment their proportion of

our privileges, that their nobles held their due weight in our councils,

than that we should be assembled to discuss their claims. It had indeed

been better:

"Non tempore tali

Cogere concilium cum muros obsidet hostis."

The enemy is without, and distress within. It is too late to cavil on

doctrinal points, when we must unite in defence of things more important

than the mere ceremonies of religion. It is indeed singular, that we are

called together to deliberate, not on the God we adore, for in that we

are agreed; not about the king we obey, for to him we are loyal; but how

far a difference in the ceremonials of worship, how far believing not

too little, but too much (the worst that can be imputed to the

Catholics), how far too much devotion to their God may incapacitate our

fellow-subjects from effectually serving their king.

Much has been said, within and without doors, of church and state; and

although those venerable words have been too often prostituted to the

most despicable of party purposes, we cannot hear them too often: all, I

presume, are the advocates of church and state,--the church of Christ,

and the state of Great Britain; but not a state of exclusion and

despotism; not an intolerant church; not a church militant, which

renders itself liable to the very objection urged against the Romish

communion, and in a greater degree, for the Catholic merely withholds

its spiritual benediction (and even that is doubtful), but our church,

or rather our churchmen, not only refuse to the Catholic their spiritual

grace, but all temporal blessings whatsoever. It was an observation of

the great Lord Peterborough, made within these walls, or within the

walls where the Lords then assembled, that he was for a "parliamentary

king and a parliamentary constitution, but not a parliamentary God and a

parliamentary religion." The interval of a century has not weakened the

force of the remark. It is indeed time that we should leave off these

petty cavils on frivolous points, these Lilliputian sophistries, whether

our "eggs are best broken at the broad or narrow end."

The opponents of the Catholics may be divided into two classes; those

who assert that the Catholics have too much already, and those who

allege that the lower orders, at least, have nothing more to require. We

are told by the former, that the Catholics never will be contented: by

the latter, that they are already too happy. The last paradox is

sufficiently refuted by the present as by all past petitions: it might

as well be said, that the negroes did not desire to be emancipated; but

this is an unfortunate comparison, for you have already delivered them

out of the house of bondage without any petition on their part, but many

from their taskmasters to a contrary effect; and for myself, when I

consider this, I pity the Catholic peasantry for not having the good

fortune to be born black. But the Catholics are contented, or at least

ought to be, as we are told; I shall, therefore, proceed to touch on a

few of those circumstances which so marvellously contribute to their

exceeding contentment. They are not allowed the free exercise of their

religion in the regular army; the Catholic soldier cannot absent himself

from the service of the Protestant clergyman; and unless he is quartered

in Ireland, or in Spain, where can he find eligible opportunities of

attending his own? The permission of Catholic chaplains to the Irish

militia regiments was conceded as a special favour, and not till after

years of remonstrance, although an Act, passed in 1793, established it

as a right. But are the Catholics properly protected in Ireland? Can the

church purchase a rood of land whereon to erect a chapel? No! all the

places of worship are built on leases of trust or sufferance from the

laity, easily broken, and often betrayed. The moment any irregular wish,

any casual caprice of the benevolent landlord meets with opposition, the

doors are barred against the congregation. This has happened

continually, but in no instance more glaringly than at the town of

Newton Barry, in the county of Wexford. The Catholics enjoying no

regular chapel, as a temporary expedient hired two barns; which, being

thrown into one, served for public worship. At this time, there was

quartered opposite to the spot an officer whose mind appears to have

been deeply imbued with those prejudices which the Protestant petitions

now on the table prove to have been fortunately eradicated from the more

rational portion of the people; and when the Catholics were assembled on

the Sabbath as usual, in peace and good-will towards men, for the

worship of their God and yours, they found the chapel door closed, and

were told that if they did not immediately retire (and they were told

this by a yeoman officer and a magistrate), the Riot Act should be read,

and the assembly dispersed at the point of the bayonet! This was

complained of to the middle-man of government, the secretary at the

Castle in 1806, and the answer was (in lieu of redress), that he would

cause a letter to be written to the colonel, to prevent, if possible,

the recurrence of similar disturbances. Upon this fact no very great

stress need be laid; but it tends to prove that while the Catholic

church has not power to purchase land for its chapels to stand upon, the

laws for its protection are of no avail. In the mean time, the Catholics

are at the mercy of every "pelting petty officer," who may choose to

play his "fantastic tricks before high heaven," to insult his God, and

injure his fellow-creatures.

Every schoolboy, any footboy (such have held commissions in our

service), any footboy who can exchange his shoulder-knot for an

epaulette, may perform all this and more against the Catholic by virtue

of that very authority delegated to him by his sovereign for the express

purpose of defending his fellow-subjects to the last drop of his blood,

without discrimination or distinction between Catholic and Protestant.

Have the Irish Catholics the full benefit of trial by jury? They have

not; they never can have until they are permitted to share the privilege

of serving as sheriffs and under-sheriffs. Of this a striking example

occurred at the last Enniskillen assizes. A yeoman was arraigned for the

murder of a Catholic named Macvournagh; three respectable,

uncontradicted witnesses, deposed that they saw the prisoner load, take

aim, fire at, and kill the said Macvournagh. This was properly commented

on by the judge; but, to the astonishment of the bar, and indignation of

the court, the Protestant jury acquitted the accused. So glaring was the

partiality, that Mr. Justice Osborne felt it his duty to bind over the

acquitted, but not absolved assassin, in large recognizances; thus for a

time taking away his licence to kill Catholics.

Are the very laws passed in their favour observed? They are rendered

nugatory in trivial as in serious cases. By a late Act, Catholic

chaplains are permitted in gaols; but in Fermanagh county the grand jury

lately persisted in presenting a suspended clergyman for the office,

thereby evading the statute, notwithstanding the most pressing

remonstrances of a most respectable magistrate named Fletcher to the

contrary. Such is law, such is justice, for the happy, free, contented

Catholic!

It has been asked, in another place, Why do not the rich Catholics endow

foundations for the education of the priesthood? Why do you not permit

them to do so? Why are all such bequests subject to the interference,

the vexatious, arbitrary, peculating interference of the Orange

commissioners for charitable donations?

As to Maynooth college, in no instance, except at the time of its

foundation, when a noble Lord (Camden), at the head of the Irish

administration, did appear to interest himself in its advancement, and

during the government of a noble Duke (Bedford), who, like his

ancestors, has ever been the friend of freedom and mankind, and who has

not so far adopted the selfish policy of the day as to exclude the

Catholics from the number of his fellow-creatures; with these

exceptions, in no instance has that institution been properly

encouraged. There was indeed a time when the Catholic clergy were

conciliated, while the Union was pending, that Union which could not be

carried without them, while their assistance was requisite in procuring

addresses from the Catholic counties; then they were cajoled and

caressed, feared and flattered, and given to understand that "the Union

would do every thing"; but the moment it was passed, they were driven

back with contempt into their former obscurity.

In the conduct pursued towards Maynooth college, every thing is done to

irritate and perplex--every thing is done to efface the slightest

impression of gratitude from the Catholic mind; the very hay made upon

the lawn, the fat and tallow of the beef and mutton allowed, must be

paid for and accounted upon oath. It is true, this economy in

miniature cannot sufficiently be commended, particularly at a time when

only the insect defaulters of the Treasury, your Hunts and your

Chinnerys, when only those "gilded bugs" can escape the microscopic eye

of ministers. But when you come forward, session after session, as your

paltry pittance is wrung from you with wrangling and reluctance, to

boast of your liberality, well might the Catholic exclaim, in the words

of Prior:

"To John I owe some obligation,

But John unluckily thinks fit

To publish it to all the nation,

So John and I are more than quit."

Some persons have compared the Catholics to the beggar in 'Gil Blas':

who made them beggars? Who are enriched with the spoils of their

ancestors? And cannot you relieve the beggar when your fathers have made

him such? If you are disposed to relieve him at all, cannot you do it

without flinging your farthings in his face? As a contrast, however, to

this beggarly benevolence, let us look at the Protestant Charter

Schools; to them you have lately granted £41,000: thus are they

supported; and how are they recruited? Montesquieu observes on the

English constitution, that the model may be found in Tacitus, where the

historian describes the policy of the Germans, and adds, "This beautiful

system was taken from the woods;" so in speaking of the charter schools,

it may be observed, that this beautiful system was taken from the

gipsies. These schools are recruited in the same manner as the

Janissaries at the time of their enrolment under Amurath, and the

gipsies of the present day, with stolen children, with children decoyed

and kidnapped from their Catholic connections by their rich and powerful

Protestant neighbours: this is notorious, and one instance may suffice

to show in what manner:--The sister of a Mr. Carthy (a Catholic

gentleman of very considerable property) died, leaving two girls, who

were immediately marked out as proselytes, and conveyed to the charter

school of Coolgreny; their uncle, on being apprised of the fact, which

took place during his absence, applied for the restitution of his

nieces, offering to settle an independence on these his relations; his

request was refused, and not till after five years' struggle, and the

interference of very high authority, could this Catholic gentleman

obtain back his nearest of kindred from a charity charter school. In

this manner are proselytes obtained, and mingled with the offspring of

such Protestants as may avail themselves of the institution. And how are

they taught? A catechism is put into their hands, consisting of, I

believe, forty-five pages, in which are three questions relative to the

Protestant religion; one of these queries is, "Where was the Protestant

religion before Luther?" Answer: "In the Gospel." The remaining

forty-four pages and a half regard the damnable idolatry of Papists!

Allow me to ask our spiritual pastors and masters, is this training up a

child in the way which he should go? Is this the religion of the Gospel

before the time of Luther? that religion which preaches "Peace on earth,

and glory to God"? Is it bringing up infants to be men or devils? Better

would it be to send them any where than teach them such doctrines;

better send them to those islands in the South Seas, where they might

more humanely learn to become cannibals; it would be less disgusting

that they were brought up to devour the dead, than persecute the living.

Schools do you call them? call them rather dung-hills, where the viper

of intolerance deposits her young, that when their teeth are cut and

their poison is mature, they may issue forth, filthy and venomous, to

sting the Catholic. But are these the doctrines of the Church of

England, or of churchmen? No, the most enlightened churchmen are of a

different opinion. What says Paley?

"I perceive no reason why men of different religious persuasions

should not sit upon the same bench, deliberate in the same council, or

fight in the same ranks, as well as men of various religious opinions

upon any controverted topic of natural history, philosophy, or ethics."

It may be answered, that Paley was not strictly orthodox; I know nothing

of his orthodoxy, but who will deny that he was an ornament to the

church, to human nature, to Christianity?

I shall not dwell upon the grievance of tithes, so severely felt by the

peasantry; but it may be proper to observe, that there is an addition to

the burden, a percentage to the gatherer, whose interest it thus becomes

to rate them as highly as possible, and we know that in many large

livings in Ireland the only resident Protestants are the tithe proctor

and his family.

Amongst many causes of irritation, too numerous for recapitulation,

there is one in the militia not to be passed over,--I mean the existence

of Orange lodges amongst the privates. Can the officers deny this? And

if such lodges do exist, do they, can they tend to promote harmony

amongst the men, who are thus individually separated in society,

although mingled in the ranks? And is this general system of persecution

to be permitted; or is it to be believed that with such a system the

Catholics can or ought to be contented? If they are, they belie human

nature; they are then, indeed, unworthy to be any thing but the slaves

you have made them. The facts stated are from most respectable

authority, or I should not have dared in this place, or any place, to

hazard this avowal. If exaggerated, there are plenty as willing, as I

believe them to be unable, to disprove them. Should it be objected that

I never was in Ireland, I beg leave to observe, that it is as easy to

know something of Ireland, without having been there, as it appears with

some to have been born, bred, and cherished there, and yet remain

ignorant of its best interests.

But there are who assert that the Catholics have already been too much

indulged. See (cry they) what has been done: we have given them one

entire college; we allow them food and raiment, the full enjoyment of

the elements, and leave to fight for us as long as they have limbs and

lives to offer; and yet they are never to be satisfied!--Generous and

just declaimers! To this, and to this only, amount the whole of your

arguments, when stript of their sophistry. Those personages remind me of

a story of a certain drummer, who, being called upon in the course of

duty to administer punishment to a friend tied to the halberts, was

requested to flog high, he did--to flog low, he did--to flog in the

middle, he did,--high, low, down the middle, and up again, but all in

vain; the patient continued his complaints with the most provoking

pertinacity, until the drummer, exhausted and angry, flung down his

scourge, exclaiming, "The devil burn you, there's no pleasing you, flog

where one will!" Thus it is, you have flogged the Catholic high, low,

here, there, and every where, and then you wonder he is not pleased. It

is true that time, experience, and that weariness which attends even the

exercise of barbarity, have taught you to flog a little more gently; but

still you continue to lay on the lash, and will so continue, till

perhaps the rod may be wrested from your hands, and applied to the backs

of yourselves and your posterity.

It was said by somebody in a former debate, (I forget by whom, and am

not very anxious to remember,) if the Catholics are emancipated, why not

the Jews? If this sentiment was dictated by compassion for the Jews, it

might deserve attention, but as a sneer against the Catholic, what is it

but the language of Shylock transferred from his daughter's marriage to

Catholic emancipation:

"Would any of the tribe of Barabbas

Should have it rather than a Christian!"

I presume a Catholic is a Christian, even in the opinion of him whose

taste only can be called in question for his preference of the Jews.

It is a remark often quoted of Dr. Johnson, (whom I take to be almost as

good authority as the gentle apostle of intolerance, Dr. Duigenan,) that

he who could entertain serious apprehensions of danger to the church in

these times, would have "cried fire in the deluge." This is more than a

metaphor; for a remnant of these antediluvians appear actually to have

come down to us, with fire in their mouths and water in their brains, to

disturb and perplex mankind with their whimsical outcries. And as it is

an infallible symptom of that distressing malady with which I conceive

them to be afflicted (so any doctor will inform your Lordships), for the

unhappy invalids to perceive a flame perpetually flashing before their

eyes, particularly when their eyes are shut (as those of the persons to

whom I allude have long been), it is impossible to convince these poor

creatures that the fire against which they are perpetually warning us

and themselves is nothing but an 'ignis fatuus' of their own drivelling

imaginations. What rhubarb, senna, or "what purgative drug can scour

that fancy thence?"--It is impossible, they are given over,--theirs is

the true

"Caput insanabile tribus Anticyris."

These are your true Protestants. Like Bayle, who protested against all

sects whatsoever, so do they protest against Catholic petitions,

Protestant petitions, all redress, all that reason, humanity, policy,

justice, and common sense can urge against the delusions of their absurd

delirium. These are the persons who reverse the fable of the mountain

that brought forth a mouse; they are the mice who conceive themselves in

labour with mountains.

To return to the Catholics: suppose the Irish were actually contented

under their disabilities; suppose them capable of such a bull as not to

desire deliverance,--ought we not to wish it for ourselves? Have we

nothing to gain by their emancipation? What resources have been wasted?

What talents have been lost by the selfish system of exclusion? You

already know the value of Irish aid; at this moment the defence of

England is intrusted to the Irish militia; at this moment, while the

starving people are rising in the fierceness of despair, the Irish are

faithful to their trust. But till equal energy is imparted throughout by

the extension of freedom, you cannot enjoy the full benefit of the

strength which you are glad to interpose between you and destruction.

Ireland has done much, but will do more. At this moment the only triumph

obtained through long years of continental disaster has been achieved by

an Irish general: it is true he is not a Catholic; had he been so, we

should have been deprived of his exertions: but I presume no one will

assert that his religion would have impaired his talents or diminished

his patriotism; though, in that case, he must have conquered in the

ranks, for he never could have commanded an army.

But he is fighting the battles of the Catholics abroad; his noble

brother has this night advocated their cause, with an eloquence which I

shall not depreciate by the humble tribute of my panegyric; whilst a

third of his kindred, as unlike as unequal, has been combating against

his Catholic brethren in Dublin, with circular letters, edicts,

proclamations, arrests, and dispersions;--all the vexatious implements

of petty warfare that could be wielded by the mercenary guerillas of

government, clad in the rusty armour of their obsolete statutes. Your

Lordships will doubtless divide new honours between the Saviour of

Portugal, and the Disperser of Delegates. It is singular, indeed, to

observe the difference between our foreign and domestic policy; if

Catholic Spain, faithful Portugal, or the no less Catholic and faithful

king of the one Sicily, (of which, by the by, you have lately deprived

him,) stand in need of succour, away goes a fleet and an army, an

ambassador and a subsidy, sometimes to fight pretty hardly, generally to

negotiate very badly, and always to pay very dearly for our Popish

allies. But let four millions of fellow-subjects pray for relief, who

fight and pay and labour in your behalf, they must be treated as aliens;

and although their "father's house has many mansions," there is no

resting-place for them. Allow me to ask, are you not fighting for the

emancipation of Ferdinand VII, who certainly is a fool, and,

consequently, in all probability a bigot? and have you more regard for a

foreign sovereign than your own fellow-subjects, who are not fools, for

they know your interest better than you know your own; who are not

bigots, for they return you good for evil; but who are in worse durance

than the prison of an usurper, inasmuch as the fetters of the mind are

more galling than those of the body?

Upon the consequences of your not acceding to the claims of the

petitioners, I shall not expatiate; you know them, you will feel them,

and your children's children when you are passed away. Adieu to that

Union so called, as "'Lucus a non lucendo'" an Union from never uniting,

which in its first operation gave a death-blow to the independence of

Ireland, and in its last may be the cause of her eternal separation from

this country. If it must be called an Union, it is the union of the

shark with his prey; the spoiler swallows up his victim, and thus they

become one and indivisible. Thus has great Britain swallowed up the

Parliament, the constitution, the independence of Ireland, and refuses

to disgorge even a single privilege, although for the relief of her

swollen and distempered body politic.

And now, my Lords, before I sit down, will his Majesty's ministers

permit me to say a few words, not on their merits, for that would be

superfluous, but on the degree of estimation in which they are held by

the people of these realms? The esteem in which they are held has been

boasted of in a triumphant tone on a late occasion within these walls,

and a comparison instituted between their conduct and that of noble

lords on this side of the House.

What portion of popularity may have fallen to the share of my noble

friends (if such I may presume to call them), I shall not pretend to

ascertain; but that of his Majesty's ministers it were vain to deny. It

is, to be sure, a little like the wind, "no one knows whence it cometh

or whither it goeth;" but they feel it, they enjoy it, they boast of it.

Indeed, modest and unostentatious as they are, to what part of the

kingdom, even the most remote, can they flee to avoid the triumph which

pursues them? If they plunge into the midland counties, there will they

be greeted by the manufacturers, with spurned petitions in their hands,

and those halters round their necks recently voted in their behalf,

imploring blessings on the heads of those who so simply, yet

ingeniously, contrived to remove them from their miseries in this to a

better world. If they journey on to Scotland, from Glasgow to John o'

Groat's, every where will they receive similar marks of approbation. If

they take a trip from Portpatrick to Donaghadee, there will they rush at

once into the embraces of four Catholic millions, to whom their vote of

this night is about to endear them for ever. When they return to the

metropolis, if they can pass under Temple Bar without unpleasant

sensations at the sight of the greedy niches over that ominous gateway,

they cannot escape the acclamations of the livery, and the more

tremulous, but not less sincere, applause, the blessings, "not loud, but

deep," of bankrupt merchants and doubting stock-holders. If they look to

the army, what wreaths, not of laurel, but of nightshade, are preparing

for the heroes of Walcheren! It is true, there are few living deponents

left to testify to their merits on that occasion; but a "cloud of

witnesses" are gone above from that gallant army which they so

generously and piously despatched, to recruit the "noble army of

martyrs."

What if in the course of this triumphal career (in which they will

gather as many pebbles as Caligula's army did on a similar triumph, the

prototype of their own,) they do not perceive any of those memorials

which a grateful people erect in honour of their benefactors; what

although not even a sign-post will condescend to depose the Saracen's

head in favour of the likeness of the conquerors of Walcheren, they will

not want a picture who can always have a caricature, or regret the

omission of a statue who will so often see themselves exalted into

effigy. But their popularity is not limited to the narrow bounds of an

island; there are other countries where their measures, and, above all,

their conduct to the Catholics, must render them pre-eminently popular.

If they are beloved here, in France they must be adored. There is no

measure more repugnant to the designs and feelings of Bonaparte than

Catholic emancipation; no line of conduct more propitious to his

projects than that which has been pursued, is pursuing, and, I fear,

will be pursued towards Ireland. What is England without Ireland, and

what is Ireland without the Catholics? It is on the basis of your

tyranny Napoleon hopes to build his own. So grateful must oppression of

the Catholics be to his mind, that doubtless (as he has lately permitted

some renewal of intercourse) the next cartel will convey to this country

cargoes of Sevres china and blue ribands, (things in great request, and

of equal value at this moment,) blue ribands of the Legion of Honour for

Dr. Duigenan and his ministerial disciples. Such is that well-earned

popularity, the result of those extraordinary expeditions, so expensive

to ourselves, and so useless to our allies; of those singular inquiries,

so exculpatory to the accused, and so dissatisfactory to the people; of

those paradoxical victories, so honourable, as we are told, to the

British name, and so destructive to the best interests of the British

nation: above all, such is the reward of the conduct pursued by

ministers towards the Catholics.

I have to apologise to the House, who will, I trust, pardon one not

often in the habit of intruding upon their indulgence, for so long

attempting to engage their attention. My most decided opinion is, as my

vote will be, in favour of the motion.

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3. DEBATE ON MAJOR CARTWRIGHT'S PETITION. JUNE 1,1813.

Lord BYRON rose and said:

My Lords,--he petition which I now hold for the purpose of presenting to

the House is one which, I humbly conceive, requires the particular

attention of your Lordships, inasmuch as, though signed but by a single

individual, it contains statements which (if not disproved) demand most

serious investigation. The grievance of which the petitioner complains

is neither selfish nor imaginary. It is not his own only, for it has

been and is still felt by numbers. No one without these walls, nor

indeed within, but may to-morrow be made liable to the same insult and

obstruction, in the discharge of an imperious duty for the restoration

of the true constitution of these realms, by petitioning for reform in

Parliament. The petitioner, my Lords, is a man whose long life has been

spent in one unceasing struggle for the liberty of the subject, against

that undue influence which has increased, is increasing, and ought to be

diminished; and whatever difference of opinion may exist as to his

political tenets, few will be found to question the integrity of his

intentions. Even now oppressed with years, and not exempt from the

infirmities attendant on his age, but still unimpaired in talent, and

unshaken in spirit--"'frangas non flectes'"--he has received many a

wound in the combat against corruption; and the new grievance, the fresh

insult, of which he complains, may inflict another scar, but no

dishonour. The petition is signed by John Cartwright; and it was in

behalf of the people and Parliament, in the lawful pursuit of that

reform in the representation which is the best service to be rendered

both to Parliament and people, that he encountered the wanton outrage

which forms the subject-matter of his petition to your Lordships. It is

couched in firm, yet respectful language--in the language of a man, not

regardless of what is due to himself, but at the same time, I trust,

equally mindful of the deference to be paid to this House. The

petitioner states, amongst other matter of equal, if not greater

importance, to all who are British in their feelings, as well as blood

and birth, that on the 21st January, 1813, at Huddersfield, himself and

six other persons, who, on hearing of his arrival, had waited on him

merely as a testimony of respect, were seized by a military and civil

force, and kept in close custody for several hours, subjected to gross

and abusive insinuation from the commanding officer, relative to the

character of the petitioner; that he (the petitioner) was finally

carried before a magistrate, and not released till an examination of his

papers proved that there was not only no just, but not even statutable

charge against him; and that, notwithstanding the promise and order from

the presiding magistrates of a copy of the warrant against your

petitioner, it was afterwards withheld on divers pretexts, and has never

until this hour been granted. The names and condition of the parties

will be found in the petition. To the other topics touched upon in the

petition I shall not now advert, from a wish not to encroach upon the

time of the House; but I do most sincerely call the attention of your

Lordships to its general contents--it is in the cause of the Parliament

and people that the rights of this venerable freeman have been violated,

and it is, in my opinion, the highest mark of respect that could be paid

to the House, that to your justice, rather than by appeal to any

inferior court, he now commits himself. Whatever may be the fate of his

remonstrance, it is some satisfaction to me, though mixed with regret

for the occasion, that I have this opportunity of publicly stating the

obstruction to which the subject is liable, in the prosecution of the

most lawful and imperious of his duties, the obtaining by petition

reform in Parliament. I have shortly stated his complaint; the

petitioner has more fully expressed it. Your Lordships will, I hope,

adopt some measure fully to protect and redress him, and not him alone,

but the whole body of the people, insulted and aggrieved in his person,

by the interposition of an abused civil and unlawful military force

between them and their right of petition to their own representatives.

His Lordship then presented the petition from Major Cartwright, which

was read, complaining of the circumstances at Huddersfield, and of

interruptions given to the right of petitioning in several places in the

northern parts of the kingdom, and which his Lordship moved should be

laid on the table.

Several lords having spoken on the question,

Lord BYRON replied, that he had, from motives of duty, presented this

petition to their Lordships' consideration. The noble Earl had contended

that it was not a petition, but a speech; and that, as it contained no

prayer, it should not be received. What was the necessity of a prayer?

If that word were to be used in its proper sense, their Lordships could

not expect that any man should pray to others. He had only to say, that

the petition, though in some parts expressed strongly perhaps, did not

contain any improper mode of address, but was couched in respectful

language towards their Lordships; he should therefore trust their

Lordships would allow the petition to be received.

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APPENDIX III.

LADY CAROLINE LAMB AND BYRON.

1. The following letter is one of the first which Lady Caroline wrote to

Byron, in the spring of 1812:

"The Rose Lord Byron gave Lady Caroline Lamb died in despight of every

effort made to save it; probably from regret at its fallen Fortunes.

Hume, at least, who is no great believer in most things, says that many

more die of broken hearts than is supposed. When Lady Caroline returns

from Brocket Hall, she will dispatch the _Cabinet Maker_ to Lord Biron,

with the Flower she wishes most of all others to resemble, as, however

deficient its beauty and even use, it has a noble and aspiring mind,

and, having once beheld in its full lustre the bright and unclouded sun

that for one moment condescended to shine upon it, never while it exists

could it think any lower object worthy of its worship and Admiration.

Yet the sunflower was punished for its temerity; but its fate is more to

be envied than that of many less proud flowers. It is still permitted to

gaze, though at the humblest distance, on him who is superior to every

other, and, though in this cold foggy atmosphere it meets no doubt with

many disappointments, and though it never could, never will, have reason

to boast of any peculiar mark of condescension or attention from the

bright star to whom it pays constant homage, yet to behold it sometimes,

to see it gazed at, to hear it admired, will repay all. She hopes,

therefore, when brought by the little Page, it will be graciously

received without any more Taunts and cuts about 'Love of what is New.'

"Lady Caroline does not plead guilty to this most unkind charge, at

least no further than is laudable, for that which is rare and is

distinguished and singular ought to be more prized and sought after than

what is commonplace and disagreeable. How can the other accusation, of

being easily pleased, agree with this? The very circumstance of seeking

out that which is of high value shows at least a mind not readily

satisfied. But to attempt excuses for faults would be impossible with

Lady Caroline. They have so long been rooted in a soil suited to their

growth that a far less penetrating eye than Lord Byron's might perceive

them--even on the shortest acquaintance. There is not one, however,

though long indulged, that shall not be instantly got rid of, if L'd

Byron thinks it worth while to name them. The reproof and abuse of some,

however severe and just, may be valued more than the easily gained

encomiums of the rest of the world.

"Miss Mercer, were she here, would join with Lady Caroline in a last

request during their absence, that, besides not forgetting his new

acquaintances, he would eat and drink like an English man till their

return. The lines upon the only dog ever loved by L'd Byron are

beautiful. What wrong then, that, having such proof of the faith and

friendship of this animal, L'd Byron should censure the whole race by

the following unjust remarks:

"'Perchance my dog will whine in vain

Till fed by stranger hands;

But long e'er I come back again,

He'd tear me where he stands.'

"March 27th, 1812, _Good Friday_."

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2. The following are the lines written by Lady Caroline when she burned

Byron in effigy at Brocket Hall (endorsed, in Mrs. Leigh's handwriting,

"December, 1812"):

"ADDRESS SPOKEN BY THE PAGE AT BROCKET HALL, BEFORE THE BONFIRE.

"Is this Guy Faux you burn in effigy?

Why bring the Traitor here? What is Guy Faux to me?

Guy Faux betrayed his country, and his laws.

England revenged the wrong; his was a public cause.

But I have private cause to raise this flame.

Burn also those, and be their fate the same.

[_Puts the Basket in the fire under the figure_.

See here are locks and braids of coloured hair

Worn oft by me, to make the people stare;

Rouge, feathers, flowers, and all those tawdry things,

Besides those Pictures, letters, chains, and rings--

All made to lure the mind and please the eye,

And fill the heart with pride and vanity--

Burn, fire, burn; these glittering toys destroy.

While thus we hail the blaze with throats of joy.

Burn, fire, burn, while wondering Boys exclaim,

And gold and trinkets glitter in the flame.

Ah! look not thus on me, so grave, so sad;

Shake not your heads, nor say the Lady's mad.

Judge not of others, for there is but one

To whom the heart and feelings can be known.

Upon my youthful faults few censures cast.

Look to the future--and forgive the past.

London, farewell; vain world, vain life, adieu!

Take the last tears I e'er shall shed for you.

Young tho' I seem, I leave the world for ever,

Never to enter it again--no, never--never!"

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3. The following letter was apparently written in the summer of 1812:

"You have been very generous and kind if you have not betray'd me, and I

do _not think you have_. My remaining in Town and seeing you thus is

sacrificing the last chance I have left. I expose myself to every eye,

to every unkind observation. You think me weak, and selfish; you think I

do not struggle to withstand my own feelings, but indeed it is exacting

more than human nature can bear, and when I came out last night, which

was of itself an effort, and when I heard your name announced, the

moment after I saw nothing more, but seemed in a dream. Miss Berry's

very loud laugh and penetrating eyes did not restore me. She, however,

[was] good natur'd and remain'd near me, and Mr. Moor (_sic_), though he

really does not approve one feeling I have, had kindness of heart to

stay near me. Otherwise I felt so ill I could not have struggled longer.

Lady Cahir said, 'You are ill; shall we go away?' which I [was] very

glad to accept; but we could not get through, and so I fear it caus'd

you pain to see me intrude again. I sent a groom to Holmes twice

yesterday morning, to prevent his going to you, or giving you a letter

full of flippant jokes, written in one moment of gaiety, which is quite

gone since. I am so afraid he has been to you; if so, I entreat you to

forgive it, and to do just what you think right about the Picture.

"I have been drawing you Mad. de Staël, as the last I sent was not like.

If you do not approve this, give it Murray, and pray do not be angry

with me.

"Do not marry yet, or, if you do, let me know it first. I shall not

suffer, if she you chuse be worth you, but she will never love you as I

did. I am going to the Chapple Royal at St. James. Do you ever go there?

It begins at 1/2 past 5, and lasts till six; it is the most beautiful

singing I ever heard; the choristers sing 'By the waters of Babylon.'

"The Peers sit below; the Women quite apart. But for the evening service

very few go; I wonder that more do not,--it is really most beautiful,

for those who like that style of music. If you never heard it, go there

some day, but not when it is so cold as this. How very pale you are!

What a contrast with Moore! '_Mai io l'ho veduto piu bello che jeri, ma

e la belta della morte_,' or a statue of white marble so colourless, and

the dark brow and hair such a contrast. I never see you without wishing

to cry; if any painter could paint me that face as it is, I would give

them any thing I possess on earth,--not one has yet given the

countenance and complexion as it is. I only could, if I knew how to draw

and paint, because one must feel it to give it the real expression."

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4. The following letter was evidently written at the time when the

separation of Lord and Lady Byron was first rumoured:

"Melbourne House, Thursday.

"When so many wiser and better surround you, it is not for me to presume

to hope that anything I can say will find favour in your sight; but yet

I must venture to intrude upon you, even though your displeasure against

me be all I gain for so doing. All others may have some object or

interest in their's; I have none, but the wish to save you. Will you

generously consent to what is for the peace of both parties? and will

you act in a manner worthy of yourself? I am sure in the end you will

consent. Even were everything now left to your own choice, you never

could bring yourself to live with a person who felt desirous of being

separated from you. I know you too well to believe this possible, and I

am sure that a separation nobly and generously arranged by you will at

once silence every report spread against either party. Believe me, Lord

Byron, you will feel happier when you act thus, and all the world will

approve your conduct, which I know is not a consideration with you, but

still should in some measure be thought of. They tell me that you have

accused me of having spread injurious reports against you. Had you the

heart to say this? I do not greatly believe it; but it is affirmed and

generally thought that you said so. You have often been unkind to me,

but never as unkind as this.

"Those who are dear to you cannot feel more anxious for your happiness

than I do. They may fear to offend you more than I ever will, but they

cannot be more ready to serve you. I wish to God that I could see one so

superior in mind and talents and every grace and power that can

fascinate and delight, happier. You might still be so, Lord Byron, if

you would believe what some day you will find true. Have you ever

thought for one moment seriously? Do you wish to heap such misery upon

yourself that you will no longer be able to endure it? Return to virtue

and happiness, for God's sake, whilst it is yet time. Oh, Lord Byron,

let one who has loved you with a devotion almost profane find favour so

far as to incline you to hear her. Sometimes from the mouth of a sinner

advice may be received that a proud heart disdains to take from those

who are upon an equality with themselves. If this is so, may it now,

even now, have some little weight with you. Do not drive things to

desperate extremes. Do not, even though you may have the power, use it

to ill. God bless and sooth you, and preserve you. I cannot see all that

I once admired and loved so well ruining himself and others without

feeling it deeply. If what I have said is unwise, at least believe the

motive was a kind one; and would to God it might avail.

"I cannot believe that you will not act generously in this instance.

"Yours, unhappily as it has proved for me,

"CAROLINE.

"Those of my family who have seen Lady Byron have assured me that,

whatever her sorrow, she is the last in the world to reproach or speak

ill of you. She is most miserable. What regret will yours be evermore if

false friends or resentment impel you to act harshly on this occasion?

Whatever my feelings may be towards you or her, I have, with the most

scrupulous care for both your sakes, avoided either calling, or sending,

or interfering. To say that I have spread reports against either is,

therefore, as unjust as it is utterly false. I fear no enquiry."

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5. The following letter probably refers to the publication of the lines,

"Fare thee Well," in April, 1816:

"At a moment of such deep agony, and I may add shame--when utterly

disgraced, judge, Byron, what my feelings must be at Murray's shewing me

some beautiful verses of yours. I do implore you for God sake not to

publish them. Could I have seen you one moment, I would explain why. I

have only time to add that, however those who surround you may make you

disbelieve it, you will draw ruin on your own head and hers if at this

moment you shew these. I know not from what quarter the report

originates. You accused _me_, and falsely; but if you could hear all

that is said at this moment, you would believe one, who, though your

enemy, though for ever alienated from you, though resolved never more,

whilst she lives, to see or speak to or forgive you, yet would perhaps

die to save you.

"Byron, hear me. My own misery I have scarce once thought of. What is

the loss of one like me to the world? But when I see such as you are

ruined for ever, and utterly insensible of it, I must [speak out]. Of

course, I cannot say to Murray what I think of those verses, but to you,

to you alone, I will say I think they will prove your ruin."

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6. In 1824, after the death of Byron, and after the publication of

Captain Medwin's 'Recollections of Lord Byron', Lady Caroline Lamb sent

a letter to Mr. Henry Colburn, the publisher, enclosing one to be given

to Medwin and published. Both are given here, and the latter should be

read in substantiation or correction of what is stated in the notes. The

letter is printed 'verbatim et literati'.

(1) Lady Caroline Lamb to Henry Colburn.

"[November (?), 1824.]

"MY DEAR SIR,--Walter who takes this will explain my wishes. Will you

enable him to deliver my letter to Captain Medwin, and will you publish

it? you are to give him ten pound for it; I will settle it with you. I

am on my death bed, do not fail to obey my wishes. I send you my

journals but do not publish them until I am dead.

"Yours,

"CAROLINE LAMB."

(2) Lady Caroline Lamb to Captain Thomas Medwin.

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