DOGS AND CATS. TWO-HEADED BOY.

LION Dogs and Cats are common in Paris.

The lion-dog greatly resembles a lion in miniature; the hair of the fore

part of its body is long, and curled, and the hinder part short; the

nose is short, and the tail is long and tufted at the extremity; the

smallest are little larger than guinea-pigs; these are natives of Malta,

and are the most valuable; those which are produced in France are

considerably larger, and the breed degenerates very soon. Their general

colour is white; they are frequently called _Lexicons_, which word is

derived, not from a dictionary, but from a French compound word of

nearly the same sound, descriptive of one of their properties.

The lion-cat comes originally from _Angora_, in _Syria_. It is much

larger than the common cat; its hair is very long, especially about the

neck, where it forms a fine ruff, of a silvery whiteness and silky

texture, that on the tail is three or four inches long; these cats

frequently spread their tails on their backs, as squirrels do. The

colour is generally white, but sometimes light brown; they do not catch

mice. This beautiful species does not degenerate speedily, and it

appears to thrive better in Paris than in any other part of Europe. The

figures of both these animals are in _Buffon's Natural History_.

About the _Palais Royal_ persons are frequently found who offer for sale

white mice in cages; these are pretty little animals, their fur is snow

white, and their eyes are red and sparkling. Other persons carried for

sale canary-birds, linnets, and two or three other sorts of small birds,

perched on their fingers; these birds had been rendered so tame that

they did not attempt to fly away.

But the greatest curiosity in Natural History which I saw there, was a

male child with two heads and four arms; it was then three months old,

the two faces were perfectly alike, the noses aquiline, the eyes blue,

and the countenances pleasing; the two bodies were joined together at

the chest, and the remainder was just like that of a common male child;

one navel, one belly, one _penis_ one _anus_, and two legs. The two

bodies were face to face, so that they could embrace and kiss each

other; in their natural position they formed an angle of 65 degrees,

like the letter Y. I remained above an hour with this child, it's mother

and the nurse, and saw it suck at both breasts at the same time. It was

tolerably strong, the skin was very soft, and almost transparent, the

arms and legs were very lean, and the latter were crossed, and appeared

incapable of being extended voluntarily; so that if the child should

live two or three years, which I do not think probable, it is not likely

it will ever be able to walk. One head would laugh while the other

cried, one head would sleep whilst the other was awake; the inspiration

and expiration of the breath, in each, was alternate, that is to say,

one inspired while the other expired its breath. There was nothing

remarkable in the mother (a peasant's wife) except her obstinacy in

refusing to disencumber these two poor heads from a couple of thick

quilted blue sattin caps with which they had dressed them, and which I

endeavoured to convince both her and the nurse would heat the heads, so

as to be the means of shortening the child's life, and consequently of

curtailing the profits arising from this _unique_ exhibition.

To this description an English physician, who likewise saw it, adds, "It

must have had two brains, as motion and sensation were equal, and

apparently perfect, in each head and chest, and in all the four arms. It

had two hearts, and two sets of lungs; it had also two passages into the

stomach, but, as was supposed, only one set of _abdominal viscera_, as

the belly was not larger than that of a common child of that age usually

is. The hearts and arteries beat more strongly than was consistent with

a long continuance of health. The action of the arteries was plainly

seen under the skin."

Mr. Buffon, in the Supplement to his Natural History, has given the

figure and description of a monster something similar to this, part of

which description I shall give in a note, as a parallel to that of the

living child.[15]

[Note 15: "In 1701 there were born in Hungary two Girls who were

joined together by the loins; they lived above twenty-one years. At

seven years old they were shown almost all over Europe; at nine years of

age a priest purchased them, and placed them in a convent at Petersburg,

where they remained till their death, which happened in 1723. An account

of them was found among the papers of the surgeon who attended the

convent, and was sent to the Royal Society of London in 1757. In this

account we are told, that one of these twins was called _Helen_, the

other _Judith_. _Helen_ grew up and was very handy, _Judith_ was smaller

and a little hump-backed. They were joined together by the reins, and in

order to see each other they could turn their heads only. There was one

common _anus_, and of course there was only one common need of going to

stool, but each had her separate urinary passage, and separate wants,

which occasioned quarrels, because when the weakest was obliged to

evacuate, the strongest, who sometimes would not stand still, pulled her

away; they perfectly agreed in every thing else, and appeared to love

each other. When they were seen in front, they did not differ apparently

from other women. At six years old _Judith_ lost the use of her left

side by a paralytick stroke; she never was perfectly cured, and her mind

remained feeble and dull; on the contrary, _Helen_ was handsome,

intelligent and even witty. They had the small-pox and the measles at

the same time, but all their other sicknesses indispositions happened to

each separately. _Judith_ was subject to a cough and a fever, whereas

_Helen_ was generally in good health. When they had almost attained the

age of twenty-two _Judith_ caught a fever, fell into a lethargy and

died. Poor _Helen_ was forced to follow her fate; three minutes before

the death of _Judith_ she fell into an agony, and died nearly at the

same time. When they were dissected it was found, that each had her own

entrails perfect, and even, that each had a separate excretory conduit,

which however terminated at the same _anus_." _Linnæus_ has likewise

described this monster. Many figures of double children of different

kinds may be seen in _Licetus de Monstris_, 4to. 1665; and in the

_Medical Miscellanies_, which were printed in Latin at Leipzig, in

several quarto volumes, in 1673.]

I went several times to the National Assembly; the _Tribunes_, or

_Galleries_, (of which there are three) entered warmly, by applauses

and by murmurs and hisses, into the affairs which were treated of.

Letters are franked by the assembly as far as the frontiers, by being

stamped with red printers ink, _Ass. Nationale._

About this time many hundreds of folio volumes of heraldry, and of the

registers of the nobility, were publicly burnt in _la Place Vendôme_,

after due notice had been given of the time and place by advertisements

pasted against the walls. A wicked wag observed, that it was a pity all

their books of divinity, and almost all those of law and physic, were

not added to the pile but he comforted himself with reflecting that _ça

viendra_.

All the coats of arms which formerly decorated the gates of _Hôtels_ are

taken away, and even seals are at present engraven with cyphers only.

_The Chevaliers de St. Louis_ still continue to wear the cross, or the

ribband, at the button-hole; all other orders of knighthood are

abolished. No liveries are worn by servants, that badge of slavery is

likewise abolished; and also all corporation companies, as well as

every other monopolizing society; and there are no longer any _Royal_

tobacco nor salt shops.

I went once to the _Café de la Regence_,[16] with the intention of

playing a game at chess, but I found the chess-men so very little

different in colour, that I could not distinguish them sufficiently to

be able to play. It seems it is the fashion for chess-men at present to

be made of box-wood, and all nearly of the same colour. I then went to

another coffee-house frequented by chess-players, and here the matter

was worse; they had, in addition to the above-mentioned fashion,

substituted the _cavalier_, or _knight_, for the _fou_, or _bishop_, and

the _bishop_ for the _knight_, so that I left them to fight their own

battles.

[Note 16: Rousseau used to play at chess here almost every day,

which attracted such crowds of people to see him, that the _Lieutenant

de Police_ was obliged to place a sentinel at the door.]

Books of all sorts are printed without any _approbation_ or _privilêge_.

Many are exposed on stalls, which are very improper for the public eye.

One of these was called the _Private Life of the Queen_, in two volumes,

with obscene prints. The book itself is contemptible and disgusting, and

might as well have been called the _Woman of Pleasure_. Of books of this

sort I saw above thirty, with plates. Another was on a subject not fit

even to be mentioned.

I read a small pamphlet, entitled "_le Christ-Roi_, or a Parallel of the

Sufferings of Lewis XVI. &c." I can say nothing in favor of it.

I found no new deistical books, the subject has already been exhausted,

and every Frenchman is a philosopher now; it may be necessary here to

recollect, that there are gradations in philosophy.

Since the Revolution, monarchs and courts are not quite so respectfully

mentioned in books as they were formerly. The following few examples are

taken from _Mr. du Laure's_ Curiosities of Paris, in two volumes, 1791,

third edition. [17] "Louis XIV. has his bust in almost every street in

Paris. After the most trifling reparation of a street it was customary

to place his great wig-block (_tête à perruque_) there. The saints have

never obtained such multiplied statues. That bully (_Fanfaron_) as

_Christina_, Queen of Sweden, used to call him, wanted to be adored even

in turn-again alleys (_culs-de-Sac._") Courtiers are here termed

_canaille de la cour_ (the rabble of the court;) the former aldermen of

Paris (_echevins_) _machines à complimens_ (complimenting machines;) and

monks _des bourreaux encapuchonnés_ (cowled executioners.)

[Note 17: The same author has likewise published, _Historical

Singularities_ of Paris, in a single volume, and a Description of the

Environs, in two volumes, 1790.]

All the following articles of information are taken from the same work:

The colossal statue of _St. Christopher_ is no longer in the church of

_Notre-Dame_; "He was, without doubt, the greatest _Saint Christopher_

in all France. This ridiculous monument of the taste and devotion of

our ancestors has lately been demolished."

"The court before the porch of this church was considerably enlarged in

1748, and at the same time a fountain was destroyed, against which

leaned an old statue, which had successively been judged to be that of

_Esculapius_, of _Mercury_, of a Mayor, and of a Bishop of Paris, and

lastly, that of J.C."

"Entering the street which leads to the _Pont-rouge_, by the cloisters

of this church, the last house on the right, under the arcades, stands

where the canon _Fulbert_, uncle to _Eloisa_, lived. Although it has

been several times rebuilt during 600 years, there are still preserved

two stone medallions, in _basso-relievo_, which are said to be the busts

of _Abelard_ and _Eloisa_."

The number of inhabitants in Paris is computed at one million, one

hundred and thirty thousand, (including one hundred and fifty thousand

strangers) two hundred thousand of which are, through poverty, exempt

from the poll-tax, and two hundred thousand others are servants.

In 1790 there were in Paris forty-eight convents of monks, containing

nine hundred and nine men; the amount of their revenue was estimated at

two millions, seven hundred and sixty thousand livres; five abbeys or

priories, estimated at six hundred and twelve thousand livres;

seventy-four convents of nuns, containing two thousand, two hundred and

ninety-two women, their income two millions and twenty-eight thousand

livres. When to these we add the revenue of the archbishoprick, and of

the fifteen collegiate churches, of one million, six thousand and five

hundred livres, we shall have a total of upwards of seven millions of

livres for the former ecclesiastical revenue in Paris only.[18]

[Note 18: Almost £300,000 sterling, about a tenth part of the Church

income of the whole kingdom. The establishment for the Royal Family, or

Civil List, is said to have been forty millions of livres. Thus the

Religion and the Monarch cost one hundred and ten millions of livres

annually (about five millions sterling) the greater part of which sum is

now appropriated to other uses. The convents are converted, or

perverted, into secular useful buildings, and their inhabitants have

been suffered to spend the remainder of their lives in their former

idleness, or to marry and mix with society. Annuities have been granted

to them from thirty-five to sixty louis per annum, according to their

age.]

There are about six hundred coffee-houses in Paris.

In the saloon of the _Louvre_ every other year is an exhibition of

pictures, in the months of August and September.

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