AN ACRE OF WORDS ABOUT AKER.

Our spelling _acre_ according to Webster’s former method[1]—_aker_,

has attracted no little attention, in a small way, both far and near.

It is very difficult to fix on any rule for anything in our language.

Etymology is chiefly useful in settling the primitive signification,

and is, or ought to be, scarcely at all authoritative in orthography.

Where two languages are very different, it is absurd to attempt the

forms of the one in the other. In respect to _idiom_, no one dreams of

transferring it from one to another. Oftentimes it is equally absurd

to transfer mere literation, as in the Greek-blooded word _Phthisic_

for Tisic, or as Walker would have spelled it, _Phthisick_! Who rebels

because _demesne_, as it is written in our best authors until within a

little time, is now spelled _domain_? We see no reason why Anglicized

words should, against all our notions of sound, retain a cumbrous

foreign spelling. Words adopted into a language by the _ear_, which

are spoken before they are written, generally conform, on being

written, to our modes of spelling. But words introduced first by the

eye, as they are written, for a long time wear the original spelling.

Thus some foreign words are spelled by one method, and some by

another.

Custom is usually regarded as determinate, in the matter of spelling,

pronunciation, idiom, purity, etc. But, in respect to spelling, custom

is not long the same. If one will examine our literature from the time

of Henry VIII., he will find a constant succession of changes in

spelling, both for good and for bad. _I_ has been generally

substituted for _Y_, as in _Lykwyse_, _accordynge_, _beyng_,

_certayne_. Sir Thomas More wrote _hym_, _thynges_, _desyer_,

_myndes_. Skelton, the Poet Laureat, has _centencyously_, _dyd_,

_advysynge_, _hyll_, etc., etc.

There has, too, and wisely, been a constant tendency to drop all

_unsounded_ letters. What earthly use is there of lugging along

letters which are entirely mute? In old but classic authors we have

God_de_ dyd_de_, now_e_, which_e_, pull_e_, best_e_, such_e_,

cou_e_rt_e_ (court) be_e_twen_e_, begun_ne_, etc.

Within our own memory the final _k_ is lopped of from words where it

had a perfect sinecure, as in music_k_, etc. “_Kan’t kum it_,” does

not look any more odd to our eyes than our spelling would have looked

to those who wrote one hundred years ago.

If it be asked why we do not spell every word by the same rule that we

do some; we reply, that violent, and sudden changes in languages are

_impracticable_; and as in everything else, are not desirable. We are

glad to see spelling simplified, and shall move along just as fast as

we can do it with a reasonable prospect of carrying the public.

It is not a matter of conscience; we have no necessity laid upon us to

reform the language; no call to be _literal_ martyrs; it is a matter

of _convenience_ and _taste_, to be done or omitted as one pleases. It

would be more inconvenient to stand alone with all writers against us,

for the sake of spelling consistently, than to spell foolishly and

superfluously in conformity to inveterate practice. Therefore, for the

sake of company, we still spell quite absurdly.

It is called _inconsistent_; and by men, too, who spell trough, cough,

enough, though; through, bought, six dissimilar sounds (_ou_, _ow_,

_oo_, _o_, _uf_, _off_), by the same combination of letters! If

consistency be the question, every English writer that ever lived, is

a mere bundle of inconsistencies. Every continental living language,

and the dead classic languages, have thrown in their contributions,

and our tongue comprises the scraps, odds and ends, of all lands, with

all the diverse peculiarities of each language more or less retained.

Under such circumstances, when no man writes a sentence without

spelling inconsistently, it is quite ridiculous to oppose a

simplification of spelling, because we cannot do, at once, what it is

only practicable to do gradually. As fast as the public is able to

bear it, we shall be glad to reduce all cumbrous spelling to a

consistent simplicity.

An acquaintance declares, that the derivation of AKER from the Latin

and Greek, is “without the least foundation in the words as used in

the Greek and Latin and in the English, and built entirely on the

resemblance of sounds,” etc. The facts are the other way. In the

Greek, and in the Latin, it meant simply a field, an open, cultivated

spot. Now, this was the meaning of the word in English, until it was

by statutes limited to a particular quantity (31 Ed. III.; 5 Ed. I.,

24; Henry VIII., as quoted by Webster) and this is the meaning yet, of

the word in German (_acker_) Swedish (_acker_) Dutch (_akker_). There

is, therefore, ample foundation in the _use_ of the word; and the

_sound_ our friend gives up.

In almost all the languages of the Teutonic family, of which ours is

one, the word is still spelled with _k_; and so it is in the Asiatic

languages, from which, probably, both the Teutonic and the Greek,

alike borrowed it.

The spelling a_cre_, as also cent_re_, theat_re_ we, probably, derived

from the French; to which language we owe the emasculation of many a

noble Saxon word.

In the _New England Farmer_ our orthographical sins are thus set in

order before us:

“The _Western Farmer and Gardener_, is an excellent

journal—very. It has only one feature that we dislike,

viz.—it spells ACRE _a-k-e-r_! We are somewhat surprised at

Bro. Beecher, who usually evinces such good taste, as well

as such good sense, should adopt such an ugly-looking

substitute for an old word of so much better appearance,

although supported in it by the prince of lexicographers.

“_A-k-e-r!_ Wheugh! Bro. editors, _hoot_ at it till it shall

become obsolete. In Todd’s, Johnson’s, and Walker’s, and

Worcester’s dictionaries, _fuel_ is spelled _fewel_, as the

most correct way. This is odd enough and bad enough—but it

is hardly so unsightly as _aker_.”

Nothing becomes obsolete until it has been in vogue. But pass that:

what a sight will the hooting confraternity present! I imagine Maine

Farmer Holmes—a plump, short, dapper gentleman, giving a long howl,

that sounds so ludicrous, that he draws back from the open window to

laugh. Our more sober Breck performs the euphonious duty with such

conscientious heartiness, that up starts the man of Buckwheat from his

(mis-spelled) Plo_ugh_man’s chair, as also does the Cultivator Cole—a

trio not practiced to sing together. The uproar reaches Albany, and

surprises him of the Cultivator, who hoots supplementary, with such

voice as he happens, in his surprise, to have on hand. Next, toward

the west, Dr. Lee shall give a scientific roar or hoot such as will

make his laboratory jar again. Down across the lake the hooting (not

_hunting_) chorus goes (what will the sailors think is to pay!) to

Elliot of the yard-long-named Magazine, who, hoarse with lake fogs and

winds, shall put in so bass a hoot, that Wight and Wright of the

_Prairie Farmer_ will howl of mere fright, if for nothing else.

Audacious men! we utterly defy you! We shall pass by the whole crowing

brood of Polands, Dorkings and what-not; and raise a breed of genuine

owls, to be our champions in this dire necessity. We say,

peremptorily, that we will not bet on any match between hooting birds

and hooting editors. But our serious opinion is, that, in grave

solemnity of looks, and in professional hooting, a half dozen

well-trained owls will beat the whole of you. However, we are open to

conviction.

[1] Two-volume edition, imperial octavo.

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