The best laid plans of men go far astray, sometimes, and the great and

beautiful city that was to rise on the coast of Opeki was not built in

a day. Nor was it ever built. For before the Bradleys could mark out

the foul-lines for the base-ball field on the plaza, or teach their

standing army the goose step, or lay bamboo pipes for the water-mains,

or clear away the cactus for the extension of the King's palace, the

Hillmen paid Opeki their quarterly visit.

Albert had called on the King the next morning, with Stedman as his

interpreter, as he had said he would, and, with maps and sketches, had

shown his Majesty what he proposed to do toward improving Opeki and

ennobling her king, and when the King saw Albert's free-hand sketches

of wharves with tall ships lying at anchor, and rows of Opekian

warriors with the Bradleys at their head, and the design for his new

palace, and a royal sedan chair, he believed that these things were

already his, and not still only on paper, and he appointed Albert his

Minister of War, Stedman his Minister of Home Affairs, and selected

two of his wisest and oldest subjects to serve them as joint advisers.

His enthusiasm was even greater than Gordon's, because he did not

appreciate the difficulties. He thought Gordon a semi-god, a worker of

miracles, and urged the putting up of a monument to him at once in the

public plaza, to which Albert objected, on the ground that it would be

too suggestive of an idol; and to which Stedman also objected, but for

the less unselfish reason that it would "be in the way of the

pitcher's box."

They were feverishly discussing all these great changes, and Stedman

was translating as rapidly as he could translate, the speeches of four

different men--for the two counsellors had been called in--all of whom

wanted to speak at once when there came from outside a great shout,

and the screams of women, and the clashing of iron, and the pattering

footsteps of men running.

As they looked at one another in startled surprise, a native ran into

the room, followed by Bradley, Jr., and threw himself down before the

King. While he talked, beating his hands and bowing before Ollypybus,

Bradley, Jr., pulled his forelock to the consul, and told how this man

lived on the far outskirts of the village; how he had been captured

while out hunting, by a number of the Hillmen; and how he had escaped

to tell the people that their old enemies were on the war-path again,

and rapidly approaching the village.

Outside, the women were gathering in the plaza, with the children

about them, and the men were running from hut to hut, warning their

fellows, and arming themselves with spears and swords, and the native

bows and arrows.

"They might have waited until we had that army trained," said Gordon,

in a tone of the keenest displeasure. "Tell me, quick, what do they

generally do when they come?"

"Steal all the cattle and goats, and a woman or two, and set fire to

the huts in the outskirts," replied Stedman.

"Well, we must stop them," said Gordon, jumping up. "We must take out

a flag of truce and treat with them. They must be kept off until I

have my army in working order. It is most inconvenient. If they had

only waited two months, now, or six weeks even, we could have done

something; but now we must make peace. Tell the King we are going out

to fix things with them, and tell him to keep off his warriors until

he learns whether we succeed or fail."

"But, Gordon!" gasped Stedman. "Albert! You don't understand. Why,

man, this isn't a street-fight or a cane-rush. They'll stick you full

of spears, dance on your body, and eat you, maybe. A flag of

truce!--you're talking nonsense. What do they know of a flag of

truce?"

"You're talking nonsense, too," said Albert, "and you're talking to

your superior officer. If you are not with me in this, go back to your

cable, and tell the man in Octavia that it's a warm day, and that the

sun is shining; but if you've any spirit in you--and I think you

have--run to the office and get my Winchester rifles, and the two

shot-guns, and my revolvers, and my uniform, and a lot of brass things

for presents, and run all the way there and back. And make time. Play

you're riding a bicycle at the Agricultural Fair."

Stedman did not hear this last, for he was already off and away,

pushing through the crowd, and calling on Bradley, Sr., to follow him.

Bradley, Jr., looked at Gordon with eyes that snapped, like a dog that

is waiting for his master to throw a stone.

"I can fire a Winchester, sir," he said. "Old Tom can't. He's no good

at long range 'cept with a big gun, sir. Don't give him the

Winchester. Give it to me, please, sir."

Albert met Stedman in the plaza, and pulled off his blazer, and put on

Captain Travis's--now his--uniform coat, and his white pith helmet.

"Now, Jack," he said, "get up there and tell these people that we are

going out to make peace with these Hillmen, or bring them back

prisoners of war. Tell them we are the preservers of their homes and

wives and children; and you, Bradley, take these presents, and young

Bradley, keep close to me, and carry this rifle."

Stedman's speech was hot and wild enough to suit a critical and

feverish audience before a barricade in Paris. And when he was

through, Gordon and Bradley punctuated his oration by firing off the

two Winchester rifles in the air, at which the people jumped and fell

on their knees, and prayed to their several gods. The fighting men of

the village followed the four white men to the outskirts, and took up

their stand there as Stedman told them to do, and the four walked on

over the roughly hewn road, to meet the enemy.

Gordon walked with Bradley, Jr., in advance. Stedman and old Tom

Bradley followed close behind with the two shot-guns, and the presents

in a basket.

"Are these Hillmen used to guns?" asked Gordon. Stedman said no, they

were not. "This shot-gun of mine is the only one on the island," he

explained, "and we never came near enough them before to do anything

with it. It only carries a hundred yards. The Opekians never make any

show of resistance. They are quite content if the Hillmen satisfy

themselves with the outlying huts, as long as they leave them and the

town alone; so they seldom come to close quarters."

The four men walked on for half an hour or so in silence, peering

eagerly on every side; but it was not until they had left the woods

and marched out into the level stretch of grassy country that they

came upon the enemy. The Hillmen were about forty in number, and were

as savage and ugly-looking giants as any in a picture-book. They had

captured a dozen cows and goats, and were driving them on before them,

as they advanced farther upon the village. When they saw the four men,

they gave a mixed chorus of cries and yells, and some of them stopped,

and others ran forward, shaking their spears, and shooting their broad

arrows into the ground before them. A tall, gray-bearded, muscular old

man, with a skirt of feathers about him, and necklaces of bones and

animals' claws around his bare chest, ran in front of them, and seemed

to be trying to make them approach more slowly.

"Is that Messenwah?" asked Gordon.

"Yes," said Stedman; "he is trying to keep them back. I don't believe

he ever saw a white man before."

"Stedman," said Albert, speaking quickly, "give your gun to Bradley,

and go forward with your arms in the air, and waving your

handkerchief, and tell them in their language that the King is coming.

If they go at you, Bradley and I will kill a goat or two, to show them

what we can do with the rifles; and if that don't stop them, we will

shoot at their legs; and if that don't stop them--I guess you'd better

come back, and we'll all run."

Stedman looked at Albert, and Albert looked at Stedman, and neither of

them winced or flinched.

"Is this another of my secretary's duties?" asked the younger boy.

"Yes," said the consul; "but a resignation is always in order. You

needn't go if you don't like it. You see, you know the language and I

don't, but I know how to shoot, and you don't."

"That's perfectly satisfactory," said Stedman, handing his gun to old

Bradley. "I only wanted to know why I was to be sacrificed instead of

one of the Bradleys. It's because I know the language. Bradley, Sr.,

you see the evil results of a higher education. Wish me luck, please,"

he said, "and for goodness' sake," he added impressively, "don't waste

much time shooting goats."

The Hillmen had stopped about two hundred yards off, and were drawn up

in two lines, shouting, and dancing, and hurling taunting remarks at

their few adversaries. The stolen cattle were bunched together back of

the King. As Stedman walked steadily forward with his handkerchief

fluttering, and howling out something in their own tongue, they

stopped and listened. As he advanced, his three companions followed

him at about fifty yards in the rear. He was one hundred and fifty

yards from the Hillmen before they made out what he said, and then one

of the young braves, resenting it as an insult to his chief, shot an

arrow at him. Stedman dodged the arrow and stood his ground without

even taking a step backward, only turning slightly to put his hands to

his mouth, and to shout something which sounded to his companions

like, "About time to begin on the goats." But the instant the young

man had fired, King Messenwah swung his club and knocked him down, and

none of the others moved. Then Messenwah advanced before his men to

meet Stedman, and on Stedman's opening and shutting his hands to show

that he was unarmed, the King threw down his club and spears, and came

forward as empty-handed as himself.

"Ah," gasped Bradley, Jr., with his finger trembling on his lever,

"let me take a shot at him now." Gordon struck the man's gun up, and

walked forward in all the glory of his gold and blue uniform; for both

he and Stedman saw now that Messenwah was more impressed by their

appearance, and in the fact that they were white men, than with any

threats of immediate war. So when he saluted Gordon haughtily, that

young man gave him a haughty nod in return, and bade Stedman tell the

King that he would permit him to sit down. The King did not quite

appear to like this, but he sat down, nevertheless, and nodded his

head gravely.

"Now tell him," said Gordon, "that I come from the ruler of the

greatest nation on earth, and that I recognize Ollypybus as the only

King of this island, and that I come to this little three-penny King

with either peace and presents, or bullets and war."

"Have I got to tell him he's a little threepenny King?" said Stedman,

plaintively.

"No; you needn't give a literal translation; it can be as free as you

please."

"Thanks," said the secretary, humbly.

"And tell him," continued Gordon, "that we will give presents to him

and his warriors if he keeps away from Ollypybus, and agrees to keep

away always. If he won't do that, try to get him to agree to stay away

for three months at least, and by that time we can get word to San

Francisco, and have a dozen muskets over here in two months; and when

our time of probation is up, and he and his merry men come dancing

down the hillside, we will blow them up as high as his mountains. But

you needn't tell him that, either. And if he is proud and haughty, and

would rather fight, ask him to restrain himself until we show what we

can do with our weapons at two hundred yards."

Stedman seated himself in the long grass in front of the King, and

with many revolving gestures of his arms, and much pointing to Gordon,

and profound nods and bows, retold what Gordon had dictated. When he

had finished, the King looked at the bundle of presents, and at the

guns, of which Stedman had given a very wonderful account, but

answered nothing.

"I guess," said Stedman, with a sigh, "that we will have to give him a

little practical demonstration to help matters. I am sorry, but I

think one of those goats has got to die. It's like vivisection. The

lower order of animals have to suffer for the good of the higher."

"Oh," said Bradley, Jr., cheerfully, "I'd just as soon shoot one of

those niggers as one of the goats."

So Stedman bade the King tell his men to drive a goat toward them, and

the King did so, and one of the men struck one of the goats with his

spear, and it ran clumsily across the plain.

"Take your time, Bradley," said Gordon.

"Aim low, and if you hit it, you can have it for supper."

"And if you miss it," said Stedman, gloomily, "Messenwah may have us

for supper."

The Hillmen had seated themselves a hundred yards off, while the

leaders were debating, and they now rose curiously and watched

Bradley, as he sank upon one knee, and covered the goat with his

rifle. When it was about one hundred and fifty yards off he fired, and

the goat fell over dead.

And then all the Hillmen, with the King himself, broke away on a run,

toward the dead animal, with much shouting. The King came back alone,

leaving his people standing about and examining the goat. He was much

excited, and talked and gesticulated violently.

"He says--" said Stedman; "he says--"

"What? yes, goon."

"He says--goodness me!--what do you think he says?"

"Well, what does he say?" cried Gordon, in great excitement. "Don't

keep it all to yourself."

"He says," said Stedman, "that we are deceived; that he is no longer

King of the Island of Opeki; that he is in great fear of us, and that

he has got himself into no end of trouble. He says he sees that we are

indeed mighty men, that to us he is as helpless as the wild boar

before the javelin of the hunter."

"Well, he's right," said Gordon. "Go on."

"But that which we ask is no longer his to give. He has sold his

kingship and his right to this island to another king, who came to him

two days ago in a great canoe, and who made noises as we do--with

guns, I suppose he means--and to whom he sold the island for a watch

that he has in a bag around his neck. And that he signed a paper, and

made marks on a piece of bark, to show that he gave up the island

freely and forever."

"What does he mean?" said Gordon. "How can he give up the island?

Ollypybus is the king of half of it, anyway, and he knows it."

"That's just it," said Stedman. "That's what frightens him. He said he

didn't care about Ollypybus, and didn't count him in when he made the

treaty, because he is such a peaceful chap that he knew he could

thrash him into doing anything he wanted him to do. And now that you

have turned up and taken Ollypybus's part, he wishes he hadn't sold

the island, and wishes to know if you are angry."

"Angry? of course I'm angry," said Gordon, glaring as grimly at the

frightened monarch as he thought was safe. "Who wouldn't be angry? Who

do you think these people were who made a fool of him, Stedman? Ask

him to let us see this watch."

Stedman did so, and the King fumbled among his necklaces until he had

brought out a leather bag tied round his neck with a cord, and

containing a plain stem-winding silver watch marked on the inside

"Munich."

"That doesn't tell anything," said Gordon. "But it's plain enough.

Some foreign ship of war has settled on this place as a

coaling-station, or has annexed it for colonization, and they've sent

a boat ashore, and they've made a treaty with this old chap, and

forced him to sell his birthright for a mess of porridge. Now, that's

just like those monarchical pirates, imposing upon a poor old black."

Old Bradley looked at him impudently.

"Not at all," said Gordon; "it's quite different with us; we don't

want to rob him or Ollypybus, or to annex their land. All we want to

do is to improve it, and have the fun of running it for them and

meddling in their affairs of state. Well, Stedman," he said, "what

shall we do?"

Stedman said that the best and only thing to do was to threaten to

take the watch away from Messenwah, but to give him a revolver

instead, which would make a friend of him for life, and to keep him

supplied with cartridges only as long as he behaved himself, and then

to make him understand that, as Ollypybus had not given his consent to

the loss of the island, Messenwah's agreement, or treaty, or whatever

it was, did not stand, and that he had better come down the next day,

early in the morning, and join in a general consultation. This was

done, and Messenwah agreed willingly to their proposition, and was

given his revolver and shown how to shoot it, while the other presents

were distributed among the other men, who were as happy over them as

girls with a full dance-card.

"And now, to-morrow," said Stedman, "understand, you are all to come

down unarmed, and sign a treaty with great Ollypybus, in which he will

agree to keep to one-half of the island if you keep to yours, and

there must be no more wars or goat-stealing, or this gentleman on my

right and I will come up and put holes in you just as the gentleman on

the left did with the goat."

Messenwah and his warriors promised to come early, and saluted

reverently as Gordon and his three companions walked up together very

proudly and stiffly.

"Do you know how I feel?" said Gordon.

"How?" asked Stedman.

"I feel as I used to do in the city, when the boys in the street were

throwing snowballs, and I had to go by with a high hat on my head and

pretend not to know they were behind me. I always felt a cold chill

down my spinal column, and I could feel that snowball, whether it came

or not, right in the small of my back. And I can feel one of those men

pulling his bow now, and the arrow sticking out of my right shoulder."

"Oh, no, you can't," said Stedman. "They are too much afraid of those

rifles. But I do feel sorry for any of those warriors whom old man

Messenwah doesn't like, now that he has that revolver. He isn't the

sort to practise on goats."

There was great rejoicing when Stedman and Gordon told their story to

the King, and the people learned that they were not to have their huts

burned and their cattle stolen. The armed Opekians formed a guard

around the ambassadors and escorted them to their homes with cheers

and shouts, and the women ran to their side and tried to kiss Gordon's

hand.

"I'm sorry I can't speak the language, Stedman," said Gordon, "or I

would tell them what a brave man you are. You are too modest to do it

yourself, even if I dictated something for you to say. As for me," he

said, pulling off his uniform, "I am thoroughly disgusted and

disappointed. It never occurred to me until it was all over that this

was my chance to be a war correspondent. It wouldn't have been much of

a war, but then I would have been the only one on the spot, and that

counts for a great deal. Still, my time may come."

"We have a great deal on hand for to-morrow," said Gordon that

evening, "and we had better turn in early."

And so the people were still singing and rejoicing down in the village

when the two conspirators for the peace of the country went to sleep

for the night. It seemed to Gordon as though he had hardly turned his

pillow twice to get the coolest side when some one touched him, and he

saw, by the light of the dozen glowworms in the tumbler by his

bedside, a tall figure at its foot.

"It's me--Bradley," said the figure.

"Yes," said Gordon, with the haste of a man to show that sleep has no

hold on him; "exactly; what is it?"

"There is a ship of war in the harbor," Bradley answered in a whisper.

"I heard her anchor chains rattle when she came to, and that woke me.

I could hear that if I were dead. And then I made sure by her lights;

she's a great boat, sir, and I can know she's a ship of war by the

challenging when they change the watch. I thought you'd like to know,

sir."

Gordon sat up and clutched his knees with his hands. "Yes, of course,"

he said; "you are quite right. Still, I don't see what there is to

do."

He did not wish to show too much youthful interest, but though fresh

from civilization, he had learned how far from it he was, and he was

curious to see this sign of it that had come so much more quickly than

he had anticipated.

"Wake Mr. Stedman, will you?" said he, "and we will go and take a look

at her."

"You can see nothing but the lights," said Bradley, as he left the

room; "it's a black night, sir."

Stedman was not new from the sight of men and ships of war, and came

in half dressed and eager.

"Do you suppose it's the big canoe Messenwah spoke of?" he said.

"I thought of that," said Gordon.

The three men fumbled their way down the road to the plaza, and saw,

as soon as they turned into it, the great outlines and the brilliant

lights of an immense vessel, still more immense in the darkness, and

glowing like a strange monster of the sea, with just a suggestion here

and there, where the lights spread, of her cabins and bridges. As they

stood on the shore, shivering in the cool night-wind, they heard the

bells strike over the water.

"It's two o'clock," said Bradley, counting.

"Well, we can do nothing, and they cannot mean to do much to-night,"

Albert said. "We had better get some more sleep, and, Bradley, you

keep watch and tell us as soon as day breaks."

"Ay, ay, sir," said the sailor.

"If that's the man-of-war that made the treaty with Messenwah, and

Messenwah turns up to-morrow, it looks as if our day would be pretty

well filled up," said Albert, as they felt their way back to the

darkness.

"What do you intend to do?" asked his secretary, with a voice of some

concern.

"I don't know," Albert answered gravely, from the blackness of the

night. "It looks as if we were getting ahead just a little too fast,

doesn't it? Well," he added, as they reached the house, "let's try to

keep in step with the procession, even if we can't be drum-majors and

walk in front of it." And with this cheering tone of confidence in

their ears, the two diplomats went soundly asleep again.

The light of the rising sun filled the room, and the parrots were

chattering outside, when Bradley woke him again.

"They are sending a boat ashore, sir," he said, excitedly, and filled

with the importance of the occasion. "She's a German man-of-war, and

one of the new model. A beautiful boat, sir; for her lines were laid

in Glasgow, and I can tell that, no matter what flag she flies. You

had best be moving to meet them: the village isn't awake yet."

Albert took a cold bath and dressed leisurely; then he made Bradley,

Jr., who had slept through it all, get up breakfast, and the two young

men ate it and drank their coffee comfortably and with an air of

confidence that deceived their servants, if it did not deceive

themselves. But when they came down the path, smoking and swinging

their sticks, and turned into the plaza, their composure left them

like a mask, and they stopped where they stood. The plaza was enclosed

by the natives gathered in whispering groups, and depressed by fear

and wonder. On one side were crowded all the Messenwah warriors,

unarmed, and as silent and disturbed as the Opekians. In the middle of

the plaza some twenty sailors were busy rearing and bracing a tall

flag-staff that they had shaped from a royal palm, and they did this

as unconcernedly and as contemptuously, and with as much indifference

to the strange groups on either side of them, as though they were

working on a barren coast, with nothing but the startled sea-gulls

about them. As Albert and Stedman came upon the scene, the flagpole

was in place, and the halyards hung from it with a little bundle of

bunting at the end of one of them.

"We must find the King at once," said Gordon. He was terribly excited

and angry. "It is easy enough to see what this means. They are going

through the form of annexing this island to the other lands of the

German Government. They are robbing old Ollypybus of what is his. They

have not even given him a silver watch for it."

The King was in his bungalow, facing the plaza. Messenwah was with

him, and an equal number of each of their councils. The common danger

had made them lie down together in peace; but they gave a murmur of

relief as Gordon strode into the room with no ceremony, and greeted

them with a curt wave of the hand.

"Now then, Stedman, be quick," he said. "Explain to them what this

means; tell them that I will protect them; that I am anxious to see

that Ollypybus is not cheated; that we will do all we can for them."

Outside, on the shore, a second boat's crew had landed a group of

officers and a file of marines. They walked in all the dignity of full

dress across the plaza to the flag-pole, and formed in line on the

three sides of it, with the marines facing the sea. The officers, from

the captain with a prayer-book in his hand, to the youngest middy,

were as indifferent to the frightened natives about them as the other

men had been. The natives, awed and afraid, crouched back among their

huts, the marines and the sailors kept their eyes front, and the

German captain opened his prayer-book. The debate in the bungalow was

over.

"If you only had your uniform, sir," said Bradley, Sr., miserably.

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